My Dog, Outside:
WOW EVERYTHING OUT HERE IS GREAT I LOVE RUNNING AROUND AND MUD AND SNOW I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FACT I HAVE NO UNDERCOAT AND AM THOROUGHLY DRENCHED. *tries to dive into sewer after the raccoons* HELL YEAH *tries to drag me on the longest loop of the trail* BUT I'M NOT COLD OR TIRED AT ALL LET'S GO GO GO! *jumps in pond* BRACING! *rolls in snow* SO MUCH FUN!!! *whines, drags his feet and is a brat once we turn around to go back* BUT I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUUUUUN I NEVER EVER WANNA GO BACK AGAIN...
The Very Same Dog, The Second We Are Inside:
*immediately launches himself onto the couch, shivering and whimpering, cuddling up to Fiance* OH MY GOD IT'S AWFUL OUT THERE, IT'S WET AND COLD I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET AND IT'S FULL OF DANGEROUS SCARY WILDLIFE I WAS ALMOST SWALLOWED WHOLE AND I'M STILL FREEZING YOU SHOULD GIVE ME TREATS AND WRAP ME UP IN BLANKETS OR I WILL SURELY DIE...
For @youstolemyhearthstone - I’m sorry you’re sick, I hope you’re feeling much better soon!! This AU isn’t quite what you asked for but I hope you enjoy it anyway.
Percy screamed in a way that was entirely emasculating, but he was too busy fearing for his life to care. The ground was rushing up to meet him, or he was plummeting down to meet it - either way, he was about to become a Percy pancake on a Manhattan sidewalk. What a way to go; dropped to his death by an ugly old bat lady flying her way over the New York skyline, too far from any rivers to do him any good.
Just as he was resigning himself to his fate, something hit him hard in the side and completely changed his trajectory. For a second he thought it was the creepy bat lady, playing with her prey, but as his senses slowly came back to him he realised whatever had caught him was much nicer than bat lady. He heard the flapping of powerful wings, felt the air parting around them as they beat. He could smell lemon shampoo, and the arms wrapped around him were both soft and toned. When he finally dared to look, he saw a pair of wide, grey eyes inches from his own.
“You!” he said, immediately twisting in the girl’s embrace.
Beneath her half-mask, her lips twisted into a scowl. “Would you stop moving? I’m trying to save your life.”
“I don’t need your help, Wise Girl, I had everything under control!”
She rolled her eyes. “Sure you did, Seaweed Brain, that’s why you were plummeting towards the sidewalk at terminal velocity.”
“I had it under control,” he ground out. And then, “And it’s not Seaweed Brain, it’s Earthshaker.”
“That sounds like a terrible innuendo, I can’t take it seriously.”
Just a reminder for peeps, just because someone does something nice for you, doesn’t mean you owe them anything. Doing nice things for people doesn’t automatically guarantee you their servitude in return, or loyalty. A lot of people use it as a manipulation tactic. Please be careful loves <3 Gifts are gifts, not business agreements.
what if ct never actually died and she tracked down tex after shit went down in pfl/blood gulch and got to her right before the meta did and now they run around and fight crime or do merc work or whatever and also tex is ct’s ai girlfriend
Dick: He got the lightest most jumpy footsteps, he doesn’t press hard on the ground while he walks and he only touch it shortly before skipping, the air-currents coming from him make more sound then his walk.
Jason: His footsteps sounds like what I like to call the Dexter-Walk (You know, from Dexter’s Lab?) Basically he doesn’t lift his feet from the ground while walking but instead he just drag them.
Tim: His boney feet make a sharp hard sounds on the floor, almost like a baby goat really, especially when he gets frantic and needs to find someone quickly.
Damian: From a very young he has been taught to have an inaudible Assassin’s footsteps as a second nature, nowadays he might not need to be so silent anymore however old habits die hard so you almost hear nothing from him when he walks or even run.
Duke: His footsteps has a “meaty” sound to it, it’s hard to describe it but basically he’s the opposite of Tim, his feet got some meat in them and if he was barefoot then they will make a squishy sounds when he walks.