not romantic not funny not confusing not hateful

Mbti types as I know them

ENFJ

- sinnamon rolls
- will legit not let you do anything yourself
- looks constipated when can’t give advice
- BEST HUGS
- food is joy
- will probably die early from Se impulse
- the sleepy drunk

INFJ

- soft spoken
- omg get a backbone pls
- that mile long stare though
- your soul will be touched, you have no say
- smart as heck but struggles with delivery
- needs hugs often but won’t say

ENTJ

- please chill
- explanation (excuse) for everything
- the humor, the banter, it’s glorious
- gets jealous
- best gift giver
- closet romantic
- actually change their game plan often
- so impatient, why haven’t they exploded yet
- self destructive, pls stop that
- all or nothing mentality
- you’re under their protection now
- no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds
- their confused face is adorable
- many funny faces actually

INTJ

- knows best way to kill everyone they know
- sharp fashion sense
- your suffering is their life force
- SO COMPETITIVE
- death threats = affection
- judgement stare is default
- will probably die an ironic death
- clumsy af, how are they still alive
- is convinced everyone hates them
- your friend for life, deal with it
- low key worries about everything until ill
- refers to sleep as “death practice”
- catchphrase “NOBODY LISTENS TO ME”

ISTP

- is known at work as “the mean one”
- roadrage
- low key loves dramatic flare
- so. many. poop jokes.
- actually v cuddly
- doesn’t need you but wants you around
- always has an escape route
- is either everywhere or asleep
- fantastic cook, like damn
- “it depends”
- invented the shoulder shrug
- “stop helping, I’m capable!”
- at least 30 mins late to everything

ESFP

- contagious laugh, goodbye oxygen
- ask them why to everything, they hate it
- even more poop jokes
- hardcore foodie
- STOP BUYING THINGS YOU’RE BROKE
- gets randomly deep it’s great
- actually super shy at first
- brunt of everyone’s jokes sorry/not sorry
- prone to near death experiences

ESFJ

- golden retriever personified
- you’ll ask “who are you talking about” alot
- dumbest bestest memes
- devious
- easily disturbed
- brush everything off
- but still judge you
- lots of judging
- take a break pls

ISTJ

- REFERENCES
- nerd. geek. all of it
- pretty chill
- true old soul
- adventurous
- sassy
- always looks amused?
- everyone’s dad
- v broody

ENFP

- brace yourselves for feels
- slut for depth
- seriously it’s in everything they say/do
- “fight the man!”
- self proclaimed savior to the world
- your eternal biggest fan
- free spirit hippies man
- radiates positivity
- arch nemesis is monotony
- gets shit done…​eventually
- parties all night long
- loud laugh
- HUGS. ALL OF THE HUGS
- falls asleep anytime, anywhere

DATING FRED WEASLEY WOULD INCLUDE ...

request: “Can you do a "dating Fred would include…” maybe where like people are like “are they best friends? do they hate each other or are they together?” lol Thanks! :)“ — by anon

a/n: loved this idea so much but i kinda feel that this isn’t my best work *sigh* hope you like it anyways. x

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anonymous asked:

ut, and uf mettaton with a s/o who is oblivious to the fact that mettaton is a celebrity to the point that they could be having lunch in one of mettaton's restaurants and the s/o still doesn't realize that mettaton is famous

Undertale-Mettaton:

He just tells you straight-up once it clicks for him. It’s really very humorous–who would have thought that his own s/o could be so dense? He’s not disappointed in you, & he doesn’t poke fun at you either, he just explains it with a smirk. He does think it’s a little funny, okay. Darling you’re eating a steak shaped like his face, what did you think was going on?

Underfell-Mettaton:

He’s relieved. Confused, because almost everyone Underground knew his face, much less his brand, but relieved. He doesn’t really want to tell you, either. It’s so nice to be treated like a person, rather than a celebrity (hated or loved, it doesn’t matter), but he knows you’ll find out eventually. While he has the time to let you live in ignorance, though, he’ll keep on living in bliss.