not religious but idc!!!!

Mom: Ok so what should I say you’re looking for? (In a guy)
Me: Plane tickets
Mom: …. huh?
Me: Every month… *does that money thing with my hands* Morocco, Egypt, Portugal, Spain….
Mom: BAESHARAM BAKWAS BAND KAROOOO! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

anonymous asked:

character: Pride

give me a character:

How I feel about this character
Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW BY NOW HE’S THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

All the people I ship romantically with this character
me

My non-romantic OTP for this character
everybody on his team + Gibbs

My unpopular opinion about this character
he’s religious but i think that counts as a headcanon but idc

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
PUT HIM IN A CHURCH / WEARING A CROSS / TALKING ABOUT GOD pls

i refuse to play darkest dungeon without the mod that lets the abomination be in the same party as religious heroes idc if its cheating or whatever im an itty bitty weenie baby and that restriction makes me genuinely miserable