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Zelda Fruit Cake


Yields two 8-inch cakes

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 6 egg yolks
  • 6 egg whites
  • 1 cup sugar
  • ½ cup water
  • ½ cup oil
  • 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • 2 cups all purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, oranges, limes, and honeydew melon for decoration
Equipment
  • 2 large mixing bowls
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer
  • Rubber spatula
  • Two 8-inch cake pans, sprayed and lined
  • Two 8-inch cake boards
  • Offset spatula
  • Cutting board & knife
  • Sweetened whipped cream in a decorating bag with tip cut off
  • Sweetened whipped cream in a decorating bag fitted with #824 tip

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together egg yolks, 1 cup sugar, water, oil, vanilla extract, and almond extract.
  3. In a large bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
  4. In another large bowl, beat egg whites until frothy and then slowly add ¼ cup sugar while beating. Once combined, turn beater to high and beat until stiff peaks form.
  5. Mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and then fold in egg whites in three parts.
  6. Pour the batter into cake pans and bake for 35 minutes.
  7. Once cool, level cakes to 1-inch thick.

Let’s get started!

  1. Cut strawberries into 4 equal slices and shingle them onto the top of the cut cake in circles. Pipe whipped cream between the strawberries.
  2. Place the second cake on top, cut side down, and then frost the entire cake in whipped cream. Refrigerate for 1 hour.
  3. Cut cakes into 6 slices and decorate cake with 3 rosettes on the edge of the slice. Decorate the top with fruit.
  4. Dah-na-na-na-naaaah! You received the Fruit Cake from Breath of the Wild!
Master List: Pies for Thanksgiving (or whenever)

(links work on mobile) 

CLASSIC PUMPKIN PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166516977042/thankful-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153148920322/pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164813548787/no-bake-double-layer-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167211244848/pumpkin-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153571670510/pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153572271157/brown-butter-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133239913595/coconut-sugar-classic-pumpkin-pie

FANCY PUMPKIN PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164692904227/whiskey-pumpkin-pie-with-pecan-streusel
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/154334756835/brown-butter-pumpkin-pie-with-a-pecan-crust-and
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/127905126956/pumpkin-nutella-tarts
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/130723988943/pumpkin-custard-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/132291016242/pumpkin-cream-cheese-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/132768853548/salted-bourbon-pecan-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/132697445539/pecan-streusel-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133617705074/smores-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133572812652/classic-pumpkin-pie-cheesecake
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133968333362/pecan-streusel-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/115340146317/pumpkin-buttermilk-pie-with-a-cr%C3%A8me-fra%C3%AEche-swirl
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/116053493915/pumpkin-pie-with-a-chocolate-crust

CLASSIC APPLE PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166161917702/classic-apple-pie-with-cinnamon-cream
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152481294742/old-fashioned-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/150188161157/homemade-apple-pie      

FANCY APPLE PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164721656764/apple-and-blackberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165453749429/salted-caramel-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165991366478/miso-caramel-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166614668541/hawaij-apple-pie-with-cardamom-whipped-cream
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167179390442/apple-cranberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167212628068/cranberry-almond-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162717488060/hazelnut-streusel-and-brown-butter-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152623266880/apple-blackberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153281536394/custardy-cr%C3%A8me-fra%C3%AEche-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/155748950907/caramel-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157177969490/apple-custard-pie-with-cinnamon-streusel
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/141284394889/apple-raspberry-pie-with-rough-puff-pastry
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/134827567661/chai-apple-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167137746546/apple-pecan-pie-with-salted-pumpkin-caramel

PECAN PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133112204251/bourbon-sorghum-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/160160871452/nonnies-kentucky-derby-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161752909345/chocolate-fudge-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/156605447944/salted-caramel-pecan-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/156986469382/deep-dish-double-chocolate-pecan-skillet-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157514264272/chocolate-coconut-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/132768853548/salted-bourbon-pecan-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/132697445539/pecan-streusel-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133169145712/salted-sorghum-molasses-pecan-pie-with-orange-zest
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133571987779/chocolate-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133630985631/bourbon-walnut-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/136652406982/addictive-pecan-pie-bars
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167182120242/dark-chocolate-pecan-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/113024424662/chocolate-pecan-pie-with-bourbon-maple-whip-cream
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/116788471992/cast-iron-deep-dish-chocolate-pecan-tart

SWEET POTATO

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166201819164/buttermilk-sweet-potato-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166273109909/maple-sweet-potato-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166867067422/citrusy-sweet-potato-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/68424262848/sweet-potato-thanksgiving-pie

BLUEBERRY PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164717644247/blueberry-lavender-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164696855072/earl-grey-blueberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165098958645/blueberry-sumac-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165030178016/homemade-blueberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164225849695/blueberry-bourbon-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152659554171/black-and-blueberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/156651257587/sichuan-peppercorn-blueberry-oatmeal-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/146523266923/cinnamon-blueberry-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/148110697983/blueberry-crumb-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/148665614765/blueberry-plum-pie

PEACH PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164724624048/mini-peach-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158723646425/bourbon-brown-sugar-peach-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152838595527/cinnamon-peach-pie-with-braid-crust
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/156553672994/peach-blackberry-pie-with-olive-oil-gelato
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/146476616203/golden-syrup-peach-raspberry-pie-with-white
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147212281867/honey-strawberry-peach-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147298682893/georgia-peach-honey-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/150988486511/peach-and-blackberry-pie-with-honey-and-lemon

CHERRY PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162566366401/mulled-cherry-bomb-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163066641347/spiced-bourbon-cherry-pie-gluten-free
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163355087922/homemade-cherry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162053490299/cherry-chocolate-hand-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152184156258/cherry-berry-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/115088970356/vanilla-bourbon-cherry-blueberry-pie

LEMON PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/130361354517/lemon-meringue-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/116075239583/double-decker-lemon-meringue-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/138642158455/aquafaba-lemon-meringue-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164200491907/creamy-lemon-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162693118967/lemon-mascarpone-cream-pie

KEY LIME PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163355008587/no-bake-key-lime-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161988125007/key-lime-cheesecake-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/141011017659/vegan-key-lime-pie-tarts
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147666559172/key-lime-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/149396526957/avocado-key-lime-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/127036067255/key-lime-pie

COCONUT CREAM PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158879131237/toasted-coconut-chocolate-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/159756828376/coconut-custard-pie-with-coconut-whipped-cream
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161396298333/raw-matcha-coconut-cream-pie-vegan-paleo
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/140668509809/chocolate-coconut-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/148019995195/coconut-cream-pie-from-scratch

BANANA CREAM PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164683838370/no-bake-banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162721050706/banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/156330320303/banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/140669260967/bourbon-banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/142494662186/banana-cream-pie-with-chocolate-and-peanuts
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/145232959322/banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/130109134376/coconut-banana-cream-chocolate-truffle-pie

OTHER BERRY PIES (RASPBERRY, STRAWBERRY, BLACKBERRY, CRAN)

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164694768942/strawberry-and-nectarine-streusel-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164726131838/blueberry-raspberry-and-white-currant-pie-with
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166090511586/fresh-strawberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166203249773/magnificent-mixed-berry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166275740077/apricot-raspberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164274912855/easy-strawberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164577283092/cranberry-gingersnap-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158460936262/no-bake-strawberry-and-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153363608587/rosy-rhubarb-strawberry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157633467217/cranberry-pear-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/143189671113/gluten-free-strawberry-rhubarb-pie-with-crumb
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144979996167/raspberry-pie-recipe
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147452855742/strawberry-rhubarb-pie-with-elderflower
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/128157129322/huckleberry-pie

OTHER FRUIT PIES (PEAR, PLUM, ETC.)

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164917631653/chai-caramel-pear-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166275363020/fig-plum-pie-with-thyme
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167213087455/caramel-pear-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163461712327/salted-caramel-pear-pie-with-ginger-gelato
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162827654556/chai-spice-vegan-pear-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/160031336171/rhubarb-white-chocolate-tart-with-candied-kumquats
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/160708617660/rhubarb-berry-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157514815745/black-plum-fig-and-berry-pie-with-brown-butter
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144631774222/rhubarb-grapefruit-custard-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/146475054722/magic-strawberry-rhubarb-pie

CHOCOLATE PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166764139157/vegan-chocolate-meringue-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164003660820/5-ingredient-no-bake-strawberry-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162811761632/no-bake-chocolate-almond-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163349468797/no-bake-german-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158872901411/chocolate-pie-with-toasted-meringue
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158484727542/no-bake-chocolate-pie-with-oreo-crust
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157636350142/no-bake-chocolate-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158289720115/double-chocolate-french-silk-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/142437747796/gooey-turtles-brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133441158098/chocolate-bourbon-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/135876901227/no-bake-double-chocolate-cheesecake-pie-with

PEANUT BUTTER PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164757191729/no-bake-peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164809461952/reeses-cup-no-bake-peanut-butter-pie-recipe
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166614915977/peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162689486902/chocolate-peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158459419701/peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/160990830233/frozen-peanut-butter-cup-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/139148710114/reeses-peanut-butter-brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/143766587628/no-bake-cream-cheese-peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147651077738/reeses-peanut-butter-no-bake-pie

SWEET PIES (COOKIE, S’MORES, BROWNIE, ETC.)

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165207411073/deep-dish-cookies-n-creme-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166405994522/sugar-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166413550248/brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161831545696/toll-house-chocolate-chip-cookie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161989232787/cookie-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/148570360106/sugar-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166834557384/the-fearless-bakers-brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167211718961/smores-brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163380137876/smores-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158980139607/chocolate-covered-strawberry-brownie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/159322879060/coconut-sugar-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152625116053/baked-alaska-ice-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153063112942/gooey-chocolate-chip-cookie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153667395116/smores-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/155741243501/samoas-cookie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/139765724156/eggnog-cream-pie-with-gingersnap-crust
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/139933074570/twix-cheesecake-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144530428952/caramel-smore-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144840209849/deep-dish-cookies-n-creme-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147909060742/chocolate-chip-cookie-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/135672022197/deep-dish-banoffee-pie

CHESS PIE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164720289891/blood-orange-chess-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152979099452/grandmas-lemon-chess-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/134704198528/chocolate-chess-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/137381174656/apple-cheese-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/116972057432/hazelnut-chocolate-chess-pie-with-a-buckwheat

NO BAKE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164757191729/no-bake-peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164813548787/no-bake-double-layer-pumpkin-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162811761632/no-bake-chocolate-almond-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163349468797/no-bake-german-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/163355008587/no-bake-key-lime-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164809461952/reeses-cup-no-bake-peanut-butter-pie-recipe
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164003660820/5-ingredient-no-bake-strawberry-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164683838370/no-bake-banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158460936262/no-bake-strawberry-and-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158484727542/no-bake-chocolate-pie-with-oreo-crust
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/157636350142/no-bake-chocolate-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158454260442/no-bake-nutella-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/143561992364/no-bake-white-chocolate-velvet-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/143766587628/no-bake-cream-cheese-peanut-butter-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147651077738/reeses-peanut-butter-no-bake-pie

VEGAN

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/166764139157/vegan-chocolate-meringue-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/162827654556/chai-spice-vegan-pear-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161396298333/raw-matcha-coconut-cream-pie-vegan-paleo
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/141407501002/almost-raw-banoffee-pie-jars
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/141011017659/vegan-key-lime-pie-tarts
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144522357172/banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147255833749/coconut-cream-pie-vegan-gf
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/151594246630/apple-pie-crumble-bars-vegan-gf
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133237498343/mini-vegan-pumpkin-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133640829502/thanksgiving-for-two-mini-pumpkin-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/127519707335/pretzel-peanut-butter-chocolate-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/81722694694/mini-vegan-key-lime-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/122812388084/vegan-peanut-butter-cup-pie

GLUTEEN FREE                                              

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/143189671113/gluten-free-strawberry-rhubarb-pie-with-crumb
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147255833749/coconut-cream-pie-vegan-gf
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/144522357172/banana-cream-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/151594246630/apple-pie-crumble-bars-vegan-gf
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/129109722271/gluten-free-mini-tarts-w-vanilla-pudding
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/130513142874/glutenfree-apple-pear-pies
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/133773195927/gluten-free-pumpkin-mousse-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/115255052852/salty-nocino-walnut-pie-gluten-free
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/115340146317/pumpkin-buttermilk-pie-with-a-cr%C3%A8me-fra%C3%AEche-swirl
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/126390832672/rosemary-peach-hand-pies-with-white-chocolate
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/126397380522/glutenfree-mini-pies

SUGAR FREE

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/135624545122/sugar-free-chocolate-ganache-tart-with-wine
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/117976328593/no-bake-vegan-peanut-butter-banoffi-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/145938514824/no-bake-lemon-berry-coconut-cream-tart-vegan

SLAB PIES (FEEDS LOTS)

  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165098958645/blueberry-sumac-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167211244848/pumpkin-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/164225849695/blueberry-bourbon-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161781360251/gingerbread-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/153573412002/pumpkin-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/146523266923/cinnamon-blueberry-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/148762155981/nectarine-and-honey-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/149896644695/mixed-berry-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/152184156258/cherry-berry-slab-pie
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/134763738826/old-fashioned-pumpkin-pie-with-bourbon-bitters
  • http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/127112188959/strawberry-balsamic-slab-pie

Bananas, almond milk, almonds, rolled oats, and peanut butter make for a nice smoothie bowl this morning 🍌 crazy sore from the circuit I did yesterday & an eventful dance practice, so I am going to take it easy today. It’s okay to give yourself a break from time to time!
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Chocolate Cake Recipe! 🤤😍🍰🍫🍫

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🌿🌞Early Mornings Herb Jar🌞🌻

In the winter it gets harder to get up, and easier to become depressed, so here’s a jar for energy, strength and happiness.

  • Cinnamon - courage, strength, warmth
  • Dandelion - the sun, hardiness
  • Basil - anti-depression, courage, peace
  • Lemon balm - anti-depression, clarity
  • Lemon peel - happiness, cleansing
  • Orange peel and oil - cheerfulness, energy
  • Rose oil - courage, happiness, anti-depression
  • Rosemary oil - anti-depression, uplifting
  • Grapefruit oil - cleansing, uplifting, energy
  • Orange Aventurine / Rutilated Quartz - energy, cheerfulness

In a bowl mix sea salt, yellow dye and the essential oils. Mix in the rest of the ingredients, then pour into a jar and charge by the sun.

“I rise with the sun to dance with the fae
Warmth and energy stay with me today”

In the morning when you get up, breathe in the scent of the herbs and picture golden energy flowing through your limbs, revitalizing your body and mind.

anonymous asked:

buck do you have plans for thanksgiving?

yeah, i have a plan. well, it’s technically more of a scheme, i guess. and you guys have to swear not to tell…anyone with common sense, really.

i’m gonna make a Trashcan Turkey. 

what is a Trashcan Turkey, you ask? let me enlighten you to possibly the most brilliant, terrible, wonderful bird-cooking method i have not yet tried. i’ve talked clint and johnny storm into helping me with this, it’s gonna be a disaster. 

(this is not to be confused with the Dumpster Bird incident, where sam and clint both wound up in the same dumpster, and then hulk thew the whole thing at an evil giant crab, not knowing they were inside. but don’t worry, they were fine. eventually.)

anyway, a Trashcan Turkey is exactly what it sounds like: a turkey cooked inside a trash can. you take a long, sturdy wooden stake and drive it into the ground (or better yet, take some rebar and weld a crossbeam so the turkey can’t slide down) and then cover the stake and the surrounding ground in tin foil. if you wanna catch the turkey drippings, you can put a bundt cake pan on the ground with the stake in the center. then you mount the turkey on the stake, all seasoned however you like. 

then you take a new–and that part’s key–NEW metal trash can and put it top-down over the turkey. 

and then you light a bunch of charcoal on fire. 

you heap the burning charcoal around the base of the trash can and put more burning charcoal on top. i’d recommend a shovel for that job, if you don’t have a fireproof metal hand or a really flammable inflammable dude to just grab them directly. thanks, johnny.

then you keep it all burning for awhile. i’ve been told that the formula is 1 hour for a 10 pound turkey, plus ten minutes per additional pound. 

when the time’s up, you remove the coals and the trash can. that part can be a little dangerous, because everything’s very hot, but again: fireproof friends/hands. 

you should have, at that point, a perfectly cooked Trashcan Turkey.

i’m sure why you can see why this is appealing to me. there’s fire, food, potential for disaster–it’s all the most important parts of life combined in one family holiday event.

there’s no way this goes well. 

it’s gonna be awesome. 

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🍃🕯Spiritual Protection Herb Jar

To repel, banish and protect against evil spirits and negative energies.

  • Chives - protection, banishing
  • Black salt - banishing, spiritual protection
  • Basil - protection from evil, peace, spiritual protection 
  • Sage - banishing, protection, cleansing
  • Black pepper - banishing, protection
  • Rosemary - banishing, protection, cleansing
  • Coffee grounds - protection, strength, peace
  • Wild yarrow - protection, repel negativity 
  • Ivy leaves - spiritual protection, binding
  • Chamomile - banishing
  • Whole cloves - spiritual protection
  • Eggshells - protection, banishing

I sealed it with a white candle. Hold it in your hands and if you want, pray or say a blessing to charge it. The jar emanates a bright light, intensifying til it fills the whole room.

Pumpkin Spice Latte Cupcakes


Yields 12

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • ¼ cup hot milk
  • ¼ cup sweetened condensed milk
  • ½ cup pumpkin puree
  • 1 ¼ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ¼ teaspoon ground clove
  • ½ teaspoon ground ginger
  • ¼ cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • ½ cup granulated sugar
  • ¼ cup packed light brown sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Whipped Cream
  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • ¼ cup sugar
Equipment
  • Cupcake pan
  • Brown cupcake liners
  • Small mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • 2 large mixing bowls
  • Electric mixer
  • Whisk
  • Rubber spatula
  • Decorating bag fitted with a #2D tip
Decoration
  • Pumpkin pie spice
  • Green straws

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. In a small bowl, whisk together milk and espresso powder until fully dissolved. Whisk in sweetened condensed milk and pumpkin puree until well combined.
  3. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, salt and spices.
  4. In a large bowl, with an electric mixer, beat butter until creamy. Add sugars and beat until light and fluffy. Scrap down the sides of the bowl as needed.
  5. Add an egg and then beat in vanilla extract.
  6. On low speed, alternate adding the flour and milk to the butter mixture, beginning and ending with the flour mixture.
  7. Fill each cupcake liner two-thirds full with batter.
  8. Bake for about 16 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. To make the whipped cream: Pour heavy cream and sugar in a medium bowl and beat with an electric mixer until firm peaks form.
  2. Scoop the frosting into a decorating bag fitted with a #2D tip.
  3. Once cupcakes have cooled completely, pipe a swirl of frosting onto each one.
  4. Sprinkle each cupcakes with a bit of pumpkin pie spice and insert a straw.
  5. TaDa! Fall never tasted so delicious!
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