not really the way it played out in the film obvs

Things I loved about Beauty and the Beast (spoilers obvs)

I have to say that, being a huge fan of the original , I was very sceptical about this live action version. But it completely won me over. I’ve seen it twice (once in IMAX which I definitely recommend) and I’ve been listening to the soundtrack on repeat for 3 days. The movie was an absolute delight and I wanted to highlight my favourite bits :)

  • The fact that the Prince is an adult (and no mention of how long ago he was cursed)
  • The memory charm!
  • The group scenes with real crowds (I get really annoyed when movies have street scenes etc. with only 4 people in them)
  • Diverse Cast!
  • The priest giving her the books (makes much more sense than having a bookstore in that village)
  • “Ugh!”
  • Belle the tinkerer/inventor
  • Belle teaching the little girl how to read
  • Belle slipping out of that dress
  • Cadenza playing a bit of Be Our Guest when Maurice arrives in the castle (reminded me that the song was originally going to be for him)
  • Maurice stealing a rose
  • The entire Gaston song, but specifically:
  • LeFou paying the people to participate and sing along (Gaston is not blindly adored by all the townspeople)
  • The clapping/instrumental bridge
  • ‘And his name’s G-A-S-T’ which was in the soundtrack for the original but cut for the movie so I was super happy to see it was included
  • The castle crumbling and the servants going through changes every time a petal falls (I remember that last bit was in the Broadway musical too)
  • Mrs Potts being understanding of Belle’s escaping
  • Belle not eating a thing during Be Our Guest ^^
  • The Beast reacting to Romeo and Juliette and also the King Arthur bit
  • Belle’s reaction to the library
  • The magical book literally lets her travel as a reference to her ‘travelling’ with the books she used to read at home (I only realised this two days after I saw the film…)
  • The Beast in make-up
  • Why is she running away in her yellow dress surely it’s not very practical oh wait it’s so he can see her in the distance as he sings Evermore (my heart!)
  • Speaking of, Evermore was so dramatic™ I loved it
  • Stanley’s reaction to being wardrobed
  • The servants changing back (and the heart attack I almost had with Chip)
  • The way the castle changed as the rising sun hit the different sections (I miss the glitter magic but this worked nicely)
  • The beard line (again, almost made it in the original so a nice touch to have it here)
  • The village being called Villeneuve (reference to Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve who wrote the original fairy-tale!)
  • The entire aesthetic really
  • Celine Dion and Josh Groban <3
  • Alan Menken’s score, oh boy had I missed his music!

Basically being such a big fan of the original only made me love it more. It feels like they added certain things specifically for Disney nerds. And it also feels like they had fun making it? I really was not expecting to love it was much as I did. I wasn’t expecting to like it at all really, so it was a nice surprise 🥀

boyfriend! park woojin

how the shy, nerdy loser, park woojin would confess

school! au


  • park woojin is such a nerd lmao
  • everyone knows that he’s hella smart, got straight a’s, 5.0 gpa
  • if you’re tryna pass a class, you best be sitting next to him
  • but nobody actually knows him personally
  • he doesn’t really talk much to other students but has a semi-friend lee daehwi
  • you had woojin in science class
  • and tbh you didn’t know shit
  • you started off the class with an f after you failed your first quiz
  • and things just never got better gg
  • but you started realizing that the semester was ending, and you were about to take a fat ass L
  • your teacher called you in after class, and told you straight up that you were about to fail his class, and you needed to get your shit together
  • “hmmm if you’re really struggling with this material, i suggest asking park woojin to help you”
  • and you just want to kys because you’re not tryna fail and retake this class
  • but woojin kind of scared you lol
  • he’s so perfect and smart and low key intimidating even if you’ve known him since middle school
  • you’ve never really held an actual conversation with him after all those years of being in the same class
  • so you walk home thinking of different ways to end your life cheat on the final actually understand the material
  • you drop into the nearest convenience store by your house to pick up some food to motivate you to study, and you accidentally run into woojin
  • he mutters a quick “sorry” before walking out, but you turn around and grab his sleeve 
  • “wait can you pretty please tutor me in science?”
  • and you just give him an embarrassed laugh
  • surprisingly he says yes!!
  • he’s really shy and super confused bc he’s known you for so long but he never thought that you actually knew he existed??
  • and he was also super flustered at seeing you since he thought you were really cute and may or may not have crushed on you for 4 years,,
  • so you exchange kkt’s and meet up at the library after school everyday 
  • sometimes you buy him drinks and sometimes he’ll buy you chips
  • “woah how’d you know honey butter chips are my favorite??”
  • obviously bc he’s been low key stalking you 
  • anyways.. he reteaches you all the key concepts that you should know for the final 
  • and you swear the teacher has never gone over this in class but maybe you were asleep
  • you guys hit it off so well??
  • and you find out that woojin is really talkative when he’s talking about something he’s passionate about like dancing
  • you didn’t know this nerd danced wth??
  • and you feel really bad after a while bc he’s wasting his time to help you study when he could study by himself
  • basically you just felt like a burden ;;
  • so you bake him cookies as a thank you and he gets super blushy and awkward when you give them to him the next day
  • his blushing face is so funny that you can’t resist dropping a couple flirty teasing remarks 
  • “aw you’re so cute woojin”
  • but woojin has been really enjoying spending all this time with you
  • he secretly likes it when you make your stupid puns
  • and sometimes when he’s teaching you something, he’ll drift off into space and you’ll catch him just staring at you
  • he’s mesmerized by you okay
  • as for you, you start to become comfortable with woojin
  • and he seems less scary, and you realize he’s just a shy bean
  • you notice how he’s really focused on everything he does, and you admire his perseverance 
  • you start getting used to his presence, and it took him weeks but eventually he even starts to talk you outside of class and study sessions
  • like sometimes he’ll bring you lunch, and you guys will sit together in the cafeteria talking about anime or something equally nerdy
  • woojin has obviously never had any relationship experience and he has no other friends to confide his feelings to,,, 
  • he’s already suppressed these feelings for the past 4 years, but now that you guys are actually friends, he doesn’t want to ruin your friendship ;;
  • woojin is so scared to confess bc he’s such a loser, and you’re well-loved by everyone at school
  • he’s way too shy and afraid you’re going to reject him immediately bc you think he’s an embarrassment to you
  • so one day park jihoon, your english partner, asks you to rehearse with him after school for your guys’ english project which is to recreate a scene of romeo and juliet in class
  • you guys wrote the script in class (a class you don’t have with woojin obvs) so of course you agree
  • jihoon takes you to an empty classroom and you guys start rehearsing
  • “o, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. they pray; grant thou, lest faith turn to despair”
  • “saints do not move, though grant for prayers’ sake”
  • “then move not, while my prayer’s effect i take”
  • and then jihoon leans in to fake kiss you bc he’s a flirty asshole and it’s part of the scene but why
  • you laugh and jokingly hit him “why are you like this wth”
  • at this time woojin is looking for you bc usually you meet up by your lockers, and you’re always there first waiting for him
  • and of course he chooses this moment, when it looks like jihoon is going to kiss you, to walk by
  • and his heart actually shatters
  • woojin is just staring with wide eyes at you two and quickly walks off bc he feels tears coming
  • he never knew you and park jihoon were a thing, and now he feels stupid for ever thinking he had a chance with you
  • he walks out of school and hears his phone ring and of course it’s you
  • he doesn’t really feel like talking to you rn but he’s too kind not to pick up
  • woojin sucks it up and continues with your study sesh but with less smiles and jokes and most of the time you think he’s grimacing
  • while he’s reviewing the law of gravitation with you, your phone goes off and of course it’s a text from jihoon bc you’re really unlucky rip
  • woojin pauses and stares at your phone which says:
  • from jihoon daddy ♡ (jihoon created that name okay) : are you my homework? bc i want to slam you on my table and do you all night long ;)
  • “blocked and reported” 
  • you notice woojin glaring at your phone and when your eyes meet, you’re scared by how scary and angry he looks
  • he grabs you by your arm and drags you out into the hallway
  • woojin is overcome by a jealous rage and he ends up pushing you against the wall and slamming his hands next to your head
  • and you’re just like wtf what’s going on? am i in a cheesy anime wth???
  • adrenaline is rushing in woojin, and he literally has no control over his actions atm
  • “you’re not jihoon’s. you’re mine”
  • you’re like whoa where’d this confidence come from?? what a busan way to confess wow
  • and wow woojin looks so fucking hot being all alpha like this holy
  • his confidence is so sexy shit and you don’t even say anything and just kiss him bc damn he’s hot 
  • whenever you mention this confession to him, he gets all embarrassed bc he had an actual confession planned out with roses and milk tea and everything but oh well
  • so boyfriend woojin is v v v cute,,,
  • he’s so innocent wow 
  • brings you flowers on every anniversary
  • “happy 7th month anniversary”
  • “wtf woojin nobody celebrates that but thx”
  • really really shy
  • at first he doesn’t initiate pda at all,, gets flustered when you hold his hand in public
  • eventually gets comfortable with you and becomes clingy af
  • study dates!!
  • tries to bribe you with food and cuddles when you finish homework
  • “i’ll buy you boba if you finish your math homework early”
  • your grades start rising hella wow
  • started from the bottom now we here c->a
  • woojin is a proud boyfriend when you pass your science final with flying colors and pass the class
  • dances for you and wow he’s so hot when he’s dancing damn
  • reversal charm to the max
  • his snaggletooth is the cutest thing you’ve ever laid eyes on holy
  • he wanted to get it fixed at first since he was kind of insecure about it but you were like “uh how about a no”
  • you loved his tooth and he ended up loving it bc you did :)))
  • you have an album of woojin’s childhood pics on your phone, and he begs you to delete them but you can’t resist teasing him bc it’s so funny lmao
  • he tells you about his crush on you in middle school really shyly one day and you just laugh bc middle school you was a cringey part of your history and if he liked you at that awful point of your life,, he’s a keeper ;;
  • an angel!!
  • knows how to cheer you up with girl group dances hahahah
  • dances to twice, ioi, gfriend, every girl group to make you laugh
  • will destroy every last shred of his dignity to see you smile :’)
  • a wanna be athlete
  • tries to play basketball with you but prob doesn’t know the rules gg
  • gets jealous when you drool over male idols
  • “i dance better than him right???”
  • needs constant attention like a lost puppy
  • it’s okay bc he’s cute
  • v clumsy
  • tried baking cupcakes for you one day but almost burned up the kitchen hahahahah see what i did there
  • trips over the air sometimes
  • vj park in training 
  • tries to film you dancing to the choreos he’s taught you
  • ends up zooming in on your face 90% of the time and having really shaky camerawork 
  • really really caring boyfriend and will love you unconditionally ♡ 

anonymous asked:

If Tony is willing to ignore Accord and go help Steve in Siberia since he realize he's wrong about the Accord, why does he leave all team cap in RAFT? Should he also go help to break them out? I mean half responsibility is because of him not willing to listen to Cap explanation before the airport flight began?

I would argue that Tony doesn’t realize he’s wrong about *the Accords* at all. Tony is shown to have approximately 3 major motivations in his support of the Accords, and the emphasis on which one is foregrounded shifts from act to act in the film, but they are all still operant throughout the entirety.

1) Tony sincerely believes that the Avengers need to accept some oversight, though it sounds like he also thinks that the Accords can be tweaked and amended to make the process tenable, as is common in UN documents. Tony’s major character arc has always been about accountability and it’s clear that they wanted to remind us of that with the callback to IM1 and the fact that Tony is canonically willing to lose a great deal in order to take responsibility for his mistakes and the costs they incur to others. “If we can’t accept limitations, we’re no better than the bad guys” is not lip service. The Avengers have been operating above the law, and he’s recognizing that that’s a problem. 

Tony realizes that Bucky isn’t guilty of the UN bombing in Vienna and that Ross, who for whatever reason, despite being the US Secretary of Defense and not a UN official, seems to be riding herd on him/them, doesn’t care and is trigger happy, willing to kill not only Bucky but also Steve, and he doesn’t want that, which was made clear in the scene before he and Nat get reinforcements (sigh why Spider-Man, Marvel, no really). I’d argue that a good deal of Tony’s willingness to break the rules so quickly when he goes after Steve and Bucky is the direct result of Ross’s bad faith and disregard for actual facts in his trigger-happy pursuit. And Tony likely knows enough about Ross’s history with the Supersoldier research to know that Ross likely has multiple agendas in play.

He also didn’t know that arrest meant the Raft, as he tells Clint, (which is part of the fun of everyone acting like Tony orchestrated the arrest or built the raft, but lol what is logic in the face of character-bashing) and doesn’t like that, but we also have lots of implicit visual evidence that Ross *had* threatened him before the chat with the Avengers about the Accords with the other, less ‘reasonable’ options that were on the table, which is very clear when you watch his body language and the meaningful looks Ross gives Tony during that presentation. This is probably a good deal of what Natasha is responding to when she talks about ‘reading the terrain;’ not just the international politics, but the tensions and unspoken communication flying all over that the room. 

2) Guilt and remorse over both his own failures in particular and the costs of the team’s work in general because of Charlie Spenser’s mom and residual guilt, grief, and survivor guilt from his earlier movies, particularly IM 1 “I shouldn’t even be alive unless it was for a reason.” Whereas Steve avoids contact with the people asking for accountability and dismisses the televised criticism, turning it off, Tony is the person people confront, and he’s the only person who is confronted with visceral grief from people who’ve lived with the collateral damage. 

On a side note, I still can’t believe that I have read with my own two eyes meta explaining how Tony’s refusal to accept civilian casualties as a result of Avengers missions as just one of those things we have to expect as both pathological and as evidence that he will never ‘really’ be an Avenger and shouldn’t be because what you really need to be on that team is a tough skin regarding the deaths of the people you’re trying to protect, which is framed as a military mindset, because now apparently acceptable superheroes need to be military. I mean, they’re not supposed to have a hierarchy unless it ends at godking Steve, behind whose infallible morality everyone must fall in line or be thrown out because that’s apparently how teamwork works now, but hey. I don’t know about you, but complacency in the face of civilian casualties is not particularly an attribute I want to see in my superpowered mercenary force.  

3) Fear-This becomes more and more prominent as the film progresses-fear that the team will be disbanded or worse-we still don’t know what Ross had on the table that was worse than just disbanding the team, but he said this was the middle ground. Tony says repeatedly that there’s worse, though he never says what. So he’s clearly worried about the team falling apart, then afraid for Steve’s life when Ross makes it clear he’s willing to kill him if necessary. 

I’d argue that he’s also afraid of the greater consequences of disbanding the team. I know we all like to pretend that AoU was a really distasteful fever dream, but again, endgame is the return of the Chitauri and/or Thanos (he doesn’t know about Thanos obvs, but it’s clear he fears a return invasion), and the Avengers are the only defense, and he is literally the only member of the team who seems to gaf about it, but at least there *is* a team. Without the Avengers, even that flimsy defense is toast. Tony Stark’s canonical deepest worst fear is that when the invasion comes, his team will die because he didn’t do enough to prepare or to defend them, and he’s watching the team disintegrate and be threatened with death. That’s a fear with layers–for individuals, the team, the world. The Accords offer potential for the team to survive in the face of the world reasonably saying ‘hold up; this unprecedented and unsupervised military force is intolerable.’

So now that the shaky premise that Tony believes the Accords are wrong is out of the way, let’s talk about your other claims:

A) It’s half Tony’s fault TeamCap ends up in the Raft because Tony doesn’t listen to Steve showing up and, after not listening or compromising at all, he says one sentence (paraphrasing bc I don’t have it memorized) Not gonna go back even though you just said you are trying to take us in before the people with shoot to kill orders do in 12 hours, because there are 5 more Winter Soldiers and we have to get to them before Zemo. I’d argue that not listening went both ways in that scene, but hey, okay, I’ll play. Should Tony have stopped and said hold up, what, please explain why you appear to be fleeing the country with a known fugitive after killing and injuring a ton of people when we were at the last opportunities to salvage anything of the very concept of the Avengers? Okay, sure. Could Steve have tried harder? Could any other member of TeamCap have tried to explain? Yuuuup. Did they? Nope. 

This is after Sam and Steve flat out gave up on Tony helping or compromising because of his cardinal sin of disagreeing with Steve AND YET constantly trying to help and mitigate the effects of their choices the entire film while they sulk that their actions have consequences they were warned of before they tried them. So if you want to call it half Tony’s fault, I’m guessing you mean the other half is Cap. What about the agency of the people who made the choice to break the law? I mean, really? There are more than two people there?So half? No. I’m pretty sure they had agency, made choices, knew there were consequences, aaaaaand he spent the whole movie warning them that they no longer lived in a world without rules or accountability, and oh HEEEEEEY check out consequences. Adult rules suck. 

So for Part B) shouldn’t Tony have helped break the team out of the Raft?

What makes this different and their trip to the Raft different than the decision-making for Tony to sneak after Steve is fairly clear-Ross broke faith, broke the law, and Tony then, in response, snuck around the Accords to try to help Steve and Bucky with their mission, and to go after the real villain bc Ross is demonstrably uninterested. The Avengers end up in the Raft, and it’s not like Tony doesn’t seem unhappy about that, because they made a choice to break a law they knew existed and did it anyhow and the result was a HUGE amount of mayhem and destruction and the only reason there weren’t civilian casualties is because Tony had the airport evacuated first. If we think about Tony’s motivations, the difference between when he’s willing to break the law and when he’s not is pretty obvious. The first example has to do with Ross, not the UN, subverting proper law because he’s a bully and blowhard, and maybe bc he has other agendas. But the reason the Avengers are in the raft is because they broke the law, and knew it, and the Accords are about demonstrating that no one, even, or ESPECIALLY those with this unprecedented power, is above the law. Breaking them out like this … demonstrates the opposite, and that’s part of why I’m so unhappy with Steve’s characterization in this film. 

Add to that a few issues: Is Tony even allowed back there again? Last time he went, he messed with the audio and Ross knows it. Tony even knew they’d figure that out. Not only that, when Steve does get them out, because again, the Avengers in his book are above the law–what a turnaround from CA:TFA where Steve breaks regulations to run out and rescue Bucky and the others, but turns himself in after because he realizes that he may have had to do what he did but that he wasn’t above the law and that actions have consequences even when your intent is good. Steve now? Not so much. 

Whoops, digression. 

But what does/would it say to the world when he does believe in limitations, should he break the Avengers out? It again confirms the public’s sense that the Avengers don’t feel accountable to the rest of the world. DESPITE THAT, Tony’s willing to stymie Ross at the end, and you can bet he’s being called a) because Ross suspects his involvement and b) because Ross wants his help getting them back. Tony’s decision to put Ross on hold is played for laughs, but it demonstrates loyalties the team frankly, doesn’t reciprocate, and Tony’s totally been left holding the bag-in terms of answering for the Avengers, in terms of being suspected as complicit in their escape, in terms of being the Avengers with Vision if they decide to do so, and worst of all, in the face of the coming invasion he expects. And he still does it. So no, he doesn’t break them out. He’s not an anarchic child, and he actually believes what he argues, AND it also makes the most political and pragmatic sense. His behavior makes perfect sense in that context. 

I also find it faaaaaaaaaascinating that Tony is expected to demonstrate loyalty towards team members who never once show it towards him here, but somehow even though he is explicitly motivated by that loyalty at many points in this film, even if he is not at all blameless (I’m not a fan of his failure to tell Wanda that she was on house arrest or WHY, or that he doesn’t lay out to the team whatever Ross told him), somehow, it’s all on him. Let’s not pretend that there isn’t a clear double standard at play here. 

LOOONG ANSWER, but I hope that makes sense. 

soy luna youtube au
  • because let’s face it this had to be done
  • so jazmín would still have fab & chic
  • delfi starts out always appearing on the channel as well but she kinda does her own thing later
  • pedro the smol cinnamon roll has a life advice channel and boi he’s good at it
  • everyone just loves him
  • he’s so nice and easy to watch
  • he never leaves you feeling discouraged
  • you just wanna get off your ass and change the world after you watch him
  • (at one point he tries a cooking channel but it takes exactly one video attempt and a burnt kitchen for him to give up)
  • nina has this book and study channel
  • and she absolutely loves it
  • it’s more on the nerdy side
  • ámbar has a vlog channel where she just posts about her life
  • it’s like watching a more glamorous version of yourself honestly
  • yam has a fashion channel and everyone just absolutely adores her
  • (and also jim and yam collab v often and the fandom goes crazy every time it happens)
  • jim has a mix of pretty much everything but mostly it’s about dancing and singing
  • (and also domestic videos of her and yam but shhh)
  • gastón’s channel would mainly be about dressing well and books
  • it’s hard to believe but it’s a combo that works
  • luna is just a smol bean trying to find her way through life (aka she’s a mess)
  • honestly most of her videos don’t even have a structure
  • she just babbles about everything that comes to her mind
  • it’s so nice and relaxing tho
  • and you always feel like seeing and old friend again
  • because she’s so open and nice
  • sometimes she uploads random vlogs
  • or skating videos when she’s feeling like it
  • matteo would have a looooot of travel vlogs and skating videos and just generally have the cool boy vibe
  • you either love him or you hate him
  • there’s no in between
  • it just doesn’t exist
  • you either get his sense of humor and love him
  • or you don’t and despise him
  • but still most people love him
  • because come on this is the internet
  • most of us are sarcastic little shits

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pacman-tattoo  asked:

uhh no offense but jenna being a vlogger??? my Life

YEEESSSS👏👏👏👏👏👏

-This girl would be a really popular vlogger let’s be real
-she makes her vlogs super interesting and fun so you’re not just hearing people drawl on about something, she takes about what she needs to or wants to
-she’ll vlog on group outings and calls it the Squad Adventures and people //love// it
-Jeremy and Michael aren’t all that photogenic so they try and hide but Jenna always gets them included in some way, shape, or form
-okay but Instagram famous Jake Dillinger and famous vlogger Jenna Rolan doing so many collabs together
-Shopping!!!!! Adventures!!!! with he girls!!!!!!!!
-the musical fans of Jenna love Christine cause she break out into song at any opportunity
-Chloe and Brooke are so touchy feely and kissy with each other that people assume their dating but they won’t explicitly say so on camera and it drives the fans bonkers
-people try to ask Jenna but her lips are sealed
-everyone in the SQUIP squad has a playlist on Jenna’s channel
-Gaming Hour with Michael and Jeremy
-Sports and Stunts with Rich and Jake
-Theatre Tips with Christine and Jeremy (jeremy being into theatre whether Christine is in it or not can be pried from my gay little raccoon hands)
-Fashion tips with Chloe and Brooke
-etc,etc,etc!!
-Jenna is featured in everyone’s videos unless she’s too lazy to actually star in which case she’s just out of the room or forgets they’re filming and walks in like “hey I’m gonna make some mac and cheese- oh right you guys are making a video”
-they don’t edit those out
-Jenna’s snap is lit when she isn’t filming
-she and rich love playing the floor is lava with the other
-one time they did it they were in jeremy’s living room and Jake and Michael jumped and grabbed the fan that held for like 5 seconds before being T O R N from the ceiling
-they payed for it obvs but Jenna posted in to Snapchat, Instagram, YouTube, every social media possible
-Jenna sings in her vlogs sometimes!!!!! People love her voice!!!!!
-she’s great and her videos are usually around 2-3 million views
-she goes to vid con with the others in tow and is super nice to her fans, taking photos and asking if it’d be alright to post them, she’ll give hugs and smooches and she’s just really appreciative f her fans

So I went to see Justice League Dark and yelled at Matt Ryan from a balcony & he said he liked my name & also I won a poster (see above, w/ the chair for scale).

Other notes:

  • Met @red-starshine​, who was lovely!
  • Justice League Dark was very fun! Much better than I was expecting, and fun to see with a crowd – people applauded a lot of Zatanna moments, which I found delightful. Batman was also surprisingly hilarious. The plot’s a little convoluted but otherwise enjoyable. 
  • There’s a couple of good jokes – John’s apparently put on some weight and during the panel the creators implied it’s because he’s quit smoking (since they couldn’t show it – they didn’t know it was going to be rated R when they made it), which I thought was cute. Also the “person” who mentions it in the movie is a demon, and he also adds “it looks good on you”. Make of that what you will.
  • Also the phrase “wanton” is used to describe John Constantine more than I would’ve expected it to be. (once. it’s used once. But that’s more than I’ve ever used it and I’ve written porn.)
  • Panel went way better than I expected: 
    • Matt talked a lot about how much he loves playing John (AS ALWAYS) – apparently he had a hard time in the recording booth sometimes because he’d see himself reflected and he wasn’t blond, so it weirded him out; he considered wearing a trench coat (and nothing else, lol – oh, Matthew)
    • #Trenchwatch2k17 – apparently there were about six trench coats that they used when filming the show (one for action sequences, one for when it got wet, etc, etc), and MATT STOLE ONE FROM THE SET. Also, he stole one of the two lighters (having claimed that it got ‘lost’)
    • He also talked a lot about filming the show Constantine and how he loved wearing the trench coat (APPARENTLY) and he’d always have a comic book in his back pocket to check for the physicality, which makes SO MUCH sense to me, because it’s what I always die about w/r/t the show – he nails the slouchy John stuff SO WELL.
    • Some really funny joking around about how when Matt was recording (by himself) he wasn’t picturing himself playing against Enrico Colantoni (that he was mostly playing with himself, lmao OH MATT) – but also Matt joked that Enrico probably wasn’t picturing Matt either, he may have been picturing Keanu Reeves. Big laughs from some parts of the audience at that. 
    • Some interesting stuff from the director etc (sorry guys you talked a lot and I didn’t catch all of it) about how John had a lot of skills but couldn’t pull magic from the air – he had to have some sort of totem (like a coin or whatever), as opposed to Zatanna, who actually can. Which is not something I noticed from JLD itself but in theory I like that as canon.
    • Also really funny proposed sequence (which wasn’t done/in the movie) where they were going to have Felix Faust actually having been baking a cake/making dinner and just that it looked like he was preparing a spell/cursing people. It’s hard to explain but it was amusing. 
    • I ASKED A QUESTION!!!! But I was up in the balcony and they were down on the stage so it was awk.ward. I got my name out and Matt was like ‘oh, I like that – where’s that from?’ (someone else may have asked the ‘where’s that from?’) but anyway I got to chat with MATT RYAN. From a balcony. It was terrifying. 
    • My question was ‘you’ve talked a lot about reading the comics – what’s a particular favorite Hellblazer arc of yours?’ or something like that – I knew he was going to say Dangerous Habits (and he did), but he talked about how sad he was that he didn’t get to do that for the show. He seemed to think they were going to do it in the 3rd/4th season theoretically, which I found interesting (I felt the 1st season was hinting at it strongly enough to be a cliffhanger to end the second half of the season with, or at least the end of S2). 
    • He ALSO mentioned that most days after shooting for sixteen hours, he’d go home, smoke a joint, and read an issue of Hellblazer – and that he had to stop doing that, because it gave him nightmares. Which, OBVIOUSLY. 
    • Matt Ryan is, generally speaking, very smol and charming – he was wearing a black shirt & black blazer & black scarf, and I was DYING. Also when we got in he was downstairs by the bathrooms doing press, which was….a weird place to do it, but ok.
    • A lot of stuff from the creators about how the animated shows/movies are kind of the R&D for the DCCU – they see what works and what sells and what the audience pays for/goes to see, and based on that other stuff gets greenlight. So, obvs, buy the movie and all that.
    • Matt is of the opinion that John can “probably do anything, except quit smoking”, which: oh, honey. 
    • At the beginning of the show they’d told us that five people who asked good questions would win a (SIGNED!!!) poster and, well, see above.
    • I mean mine wasn’t a great question but also it was better than “what did you think of the Stanley Manor arc” or “what can you tell us about the CW seed show” which would’ve been my other choices – like lbr I won that poster on my name and my name alone getting attention. STILL V HAPPY ABOUT IT. 
    • Anyway I went down to claim my poster and chatted with Enrico Colantoni, who was also on the panel, about how much I loved him on Person of Interest.  
    • The line for Matt was way long & we’d already had ~a moment~ so basically I just had to wait for the moderator to go over and get him to sign the last poster and then it was handed over to me, to be dragged back to Queens, NY, on the subway.

AND THAT WAS IT. I came home and put my poster in my living room and went to bed, theoretically. 

Soulmate!Namjoon

Originally posted by btsreactionsandgifs

Gif credit as listed

-by Admin Bee

A/N: So this idea is actually the first one I came up with out of every soulmate AU (FTMYWU included) and here it finally is ! I just love this squishy genius even though I wouldn’t let him go near a pair of scissors. By the way, do you guys like full scenarios or bulletpoints better? The admins are experimenting with both at the moment and if you have a preference, please tell us, thank you~


  • Aight y’all ready for this no
  • Lets go
  • So Soulmate!AU where you and your soulmate have matching marks ie. bruises, scrapes etc etc
  • And as a child you always had bruised knees and bumped elbows but that was pretty typical bcs children fall down a lot so it wasn’t a huge deal
  • Plus you liked to play outside and RUN like kids do so you weren’t always sure if the bruises came from you or your soulmate
  • Basically you’re a mess from the start
  • Your parents have to explain that you need to be careful but its kinda useless because you sort of… like? The bruises
  • Bcs you show them off to your friends in class and everyone is so intrigued bcs none of them have that many marks and wow is that one in the shape of a dinosaur?
  • You start coming up with stories for the bruises you don’t remember giving yourself so at this point you think your soulmate is a spy/superhero/astronaut/lion tamer and goes on crazy wild adventures
  • In actuality he really just fell down the stairs again but shhh

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Prince On Every Tour: Dirty Mind

A couple weeks ago, I played with the idea of watching a show from every filmed tour that I knew was out there as a way to celebrate the month of June. Just because I thought it’d be fun to see the wonderful journey that is Prince on stage all in sequence and rate my enjoyment of each one. But then life happened and time just didn’t really allow for it last week. HOWEVER, things are better, I’m feeling better, and I actually have a little down time (I don’t but who cares). And I wanna do it, so I’m gonna.

STARTING TONIGHT. WITH DIRTY MIND. PARIS. JUNE 3, 1981. Let’s get into it.


Overview: Alright. So. This concert is definitely a “ ‘hey my friend and his band are doing a show, you should come check them out’ and you begrudgingly agree to, but then you get there and the friend’s friend’s band turns out to be pretty dope and the friend’s friend is fine so now you hopin’ he tryna see what’s up” show. A win-win for you. Obvs. pretty stripped down production-wise, but still very endearing to watch these basically kids living their dream so early on. I like that it’s so unpolished, yet musically still really good save for a few hiccups here and there (distinctly heard bad note on the guitar during Why You Wanna, but they rolled on). I don’t think I ever gave due props to Dez and his guitar skills, so this is me doing that now. Dude is sick. And Prince just has so much energy that he hasn’t fine-tuned how to channel on stage yet, so he resolves to do a shoulder-shimmy, side-step dance the majority of the time in varying degrees. AND I’M HERE FOR IT ARRIGHT?! 

Favorite Number:

The coordination between Andre, Prince, and Dez on Sexy Dancer made me go back for the rewind. I had to let out a “ya’ll betta get it!” between delighted and completely unironic lol’s. Plus they were ALL jamming (Fink on those keys tho? Please!). Honorable mention to Still Waiting because he sang his barely covered behind off on that.



Favorite Outfit:

Those didn’t exist in this concert. At one point he had a striped shirt on? I guess that was kinda cute. At one point during the first few minutes of the show I thought he MIGHT’VE had on some pants, but then the thigh flesh was exposed and I was okay again.



Still Would Rating: Ya’ll saw that gif up there. That’s a 3, easy. Let’s argue.

Overall Rating: It was a good doggone hour. Crowd was pretty blah, but it was a fun time for me. Solid, solid show.

NEXT UP, CONTROVERSY…

The types as people I knew in high school
  • INTJ: A chill guy who gave off a quietly intellectual vibe. He looks and sounds like a nerd, but he’s actually pretty sociable and was on the swim team as well as being involved in the music program, and he’s the only person I’ve ever seen get a 100% as their final mark in a class. (Said class was our grade 10 Guitar class)
  • INFJ: A guy who’s introspective and shares a lot of commentary on social issues on Facebook. I see him at the gym sometimes and we’re on “what up bro” terms with each other. He seems like kind of a brutish dumbass just going by looks, but you can see that he’s actually pretty intelligent and a very kind person once you talk to him a bit.
  • ISFJ: A serial dater with probable dependency issues. Back when we were friends, she had a new boyfriend practically every week and I was probably the only male friend she had who she hadn’t dated or even kissed. (I didn’t mind cause I wasn’t attracted to her like that) After she got a really long-term boyfriend, she spent almost all her time with him and would always be making out with him in front of their locker and shit. Many people disliked her, but I didn’t cause she was there for me during a period of time when almost no one else was and she didn’t mind me venting my thoughts and feelings to her. We also talked a lot about relationships and shit and gave each other advice about guys and girls whenever she was single.
  • ISTJ: A football and rugby player in the grade above me. He wasn’t the type to joke around much and always acted like a responsible authority figure. For example, when he went to parties, he’d drink milk instead of alcohol. He even kinda helped to coach the rugby team on a few occasions. He also had a leg injury for a fair amount of time, so he would always walk around on crutches and stand on the sidelines during football and rugby practices.
  • ISTP: A guy I’ve known since grade 7. He plays soccer and sometimes smokes weed. Most of our interactions involve us jokingly flirting with each other and I can’t remember the last time we’ve had a serious conversation about anything. He’s the type of guy you can just jump into a conversation with and do pretty much anything and he’ll go along with it.
  • ISFP: A girl who used to party a lot outside of school but was more or less quiet and kept a low profile at school, especially in later years. She eventually started partying less and got really into lifting. She now has thousands of followers on Instagram and posts a lot of videos of herself working out there. Some people used to ship me and her in grade 9 for reasons I gave in this post.
  • INFP: A girl I was pretty good friends with for about a year and a half. She always has a quietly emotional vibe and is a very caring person towards her close friends. She’s also more or less passionate about her fandoms and is the kind of person you’d have a lot of weird-ass inside jokes with if you were close enough.
  • INTP: A drama kid who can absolutely nail tough Shakespeare scenes according to our Drama teacher. He’s also obsessed af with Hamilton and Gravity Falls and even wrote a Gravity Falls au for an important assignment worth at least 10% of our grade in our writing class.
  • ENTP: Another drama kid who’s INTP guy’s best friend. Like him, he’s a good actor and certified nerd and almost every time in Drama when we had to work on a two-person scene, he’d work with INTP guy. He frequently references nerdy shit like Star Wars and Marvel when he talks and whenever I’ve hung out with him and his friends, they’ve more often than not based most of their conversations around said nerdy shit and their own inside jokes. After wearing a cape for a scene in Drama, he got attached to it and wore it to school every day after that, which he pulled off very well and said cape became kind of a meme in our Drama class.
  • ENFP: INFP girl’s boyfriend. He’s the type of guy to get into intellectual discussions with teachers, say shit like “my favourite philosopher is…”, and get really into conversations about abstract topics. His personality is obvs very heavy on Ne and from what I can observe, 8/15 things on my High Ne things post apply to him, like being into indie/cult films and switching an electronic device’s language to one besides English.
  • ESFP: A popular partier who I used to somewhat be friends with. We hung out sometimes during grade 11 and even something like going to McDonald’s at lunch felt like an adventure with her around. She gets over 200 likes on all her Facebook profile pics and I agree that she’s real attractive, but her down-to-earth and in-the-moment personality is honestly the best thing about her. Whenever we talked in class, it was always so stimulating and we vibed so well with each other cause of what I’m assuming is shared high Se and my Ti contrasting her Fi (idk for sure what her type is, but she seems ESFP)
  • ESTP: A guy who does martial arts and would probably fight anyone given the chance. We have a good friend in common and are on pretty friendly terms. He’s cool in kind of a rebellious way and has that really aware Se-dom look in his eyes as well as chill but energetic body language.
  • ESTJ: An annoying-ass motherfucker who’s pretty much the definition of “trying too hard”. He acted like he ran things at football and rugby despite everyone hating his guts and could never admit when he was wrong, so even when he was right about something, no one would give a shit. Tbh he was a decent athlete, but his personality was rather lame.
  • ESFJ: A girl I had feelings for and ended up asking out. (She rejected me) She’s real sociable, she has a lighthearted, extroverted personality, and she’s into Drama. I was attracted to her cause of that and how she tended to initiate conversations and other things with me when it was typically me who would make the first move with others. She was probs just being friendly with me, but I still caught feelings and misinterpreted her actions as her being attracted to me. (Is that a common problem for Fe-doms, others misinterpreting your friendly actions as you being attracted to them?)
  • ENFJ: A popular guy who was on the football team and got some of the highest grades in the school. He dated INFP girl’s best friend and they were honestly the cutest couple in the school. He loves making puns and he’s the only person I know who makes frequent puns that people don’t get tired of.
  • ENTJ: My best friend, an overachiever type of guy. He had an average of over 90% every year to my knowledge and was involved in a lot of things like sports, music, and school events. We bonded in grade 9 over our similar struggles in life and we’ve been tight ever since. He always has a clear vision of what he wants in his future and works hard to achieve his goals no matter what.
a rambly set of thoughts on why Finn is Luke’s son.

Elsepost someone asked if I had a summary of my thoughts on Finn Skywalker, and I didn’t, so here is a rambly and ineffectively structured one. 

So first, anyone looking for a Skywalker force user example to use to look for a new Skywalker tends to forget about Leia. 

If you consider Finn - who is noted in the prequel novella about his life to be a natural leader who rallies his other Stormtroopers and who in the novelization Poe says several times seems to have some sort of inspiring effect upon Poe, making Poe feel like he can do anything, feel alert and refreshed and ready to take action - as an heir to *Leia*’s way of being a force user, then there’s a big clue. 

Look how that entire room of Resistance generals listens to him. He’s not just nobody, he’s a Stormtrooper, yet no one is suspicious. No one consider him a n00b. Instant trust, a thing that Poe’s POV in the novelization takes pains to point out. That feeling Poe says is one that makes you feel like throwing in with him and following him anywhere. Know who else Poe has similar thoughts about? Yup. General Organa. He heroine worships her.

But also consider that:

1. Finn’s designator, 2187, is Leia’s cell number in ANH. It is also *the Number of the Force* itself:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Force_(Star_Wars)#Influences_and_themes

2. Like Luke in ANH, Finn, dressed as a Stormtrooper, goes to that cell and rescues a beautiful enemy captive! He even whips that helmet off like Luke did.
3. Carefully watch everything Finn does in the tie fighter and the MF.

3a. He guns like Luke.
3b. He has a “woo hoo/good shooting/ don’t get cocky” thing with Poe like Luke had with Han.
3c. He *picks up and looks at the little training sphere thing* that Obi-Wan had Luke training with on board the MF. A little sphere thing that *zapped Luke* the same way our new droid sphere, BB8, zaps Finn when he meets Rey.
3d. A *tentacle creature grabs him and is trying to eat him* and he has to be rescued by his companion(s). He also gets the garbage chute callback with Phasma.

He is also the person whose seemingly mundane experience (shooting womp rats/working “sanitation” on Starkiller Base) is what results in the destruction of the Death Star du jour. Rey has no involvement in that aspect of the plot at all. She is entirely absent from that entire scenario.

No matter who Rey is, I firmly believe that Finn is the Skywalker. Consider that Kathleen Kennedy said that the saga films are about the Skywalker family. In the SWU, like America, kids take their father’s last names by default traditionally, and wives use their husband’s. Ben Solo. In the EU, Leia Organa-Solo, Jaina, and Anakin Solo, vs Luke’s son, Ben Skywalker. Mara Jade Skywalker, Luke’s wife. In the film we don’t known what name Leia used before the divorce. So we were more likely to be looking for a male Skywalker than a female anyway.

Add to that the fact that early on when the lead candidate for Finn was a blond blue-eyed white guy it was rumored he was to play Luke’s son (and they were looking for a black or biracial British woman to play Rey), and the fact that they had John Boyega use an American accent for Finn…

Early in TFA, when Finn has had his moment of truth/I cannot be a Stormtrooper moment, Kylo gives him a pointed look, right? He shows later that he knows exactly which Stormtrooper Finn is, has learned his name. Then later in the snow he battles first Finn, who then gets knocked out, then Rey, and does the “it *is* you” line that a canon source has now said we should not necessarily consider to indicate he knows her already but that he thinks she’s the one he sensed “awakening.“ 

Now consider that perhaps what hit Ren’s radar was that Finn was maybe force sensitive, but also Rey hit his radar that way, so he didn’t know which one of them had “awakened.” Then, the “it *is* you” becomes the moment when Ren decides it must’ve been Rey, not Finn…but really it’s both.

Who uses the Skywalker lightsaber first? Finn does. Finn lights that thing up first, not Rey.

The evidence for Rey being a Skywalker is largely cosmetic. She’s a pilot…sort of. The prequel novella actually shows us that she has only ever piloted one thing before, and that all her piloting and mechanical knowledge comes from the same place Finn’s shootin’ and battle knowledge comes from: simulations. Long ago she found a huge sim library of ships and flight sims and it was her only intellectual outlet, so she memorized it. She has a junk sort of speeder that is red, but she also has a lot of junk left over from the Battle of Jakku. She lives in an at-at torso, like Luke in the tauntaun, but so? It is *there*. Lots of people live in wrecked ships on Jakku and drive salvaged vehicles. 

What are the things that aren’t circumstantial? Luke quite specifically never can speak droid to R2. But Rey can speak to both BB8 and Chewie instantly in what is obvs a use of the force - Finn even calls her on the Chewie thing. Know who in ANH can understand anyone, and shows it by understanding both R2 and Chewie in the first half of ANH? Not Luke. Obi-Wan. Besides, her ability to speak droid and Shyriiwook is explained in the side product "Rey’s Survival Guide.

So Luke’s lightsaber calls to her? Well, she gets NEAR it first. It shows her scenes she couldn’t have been there for (Bespin) which indicate the memory is stored in the device, which could indicate she has psychometry. Then she sees a memory that is possibly hers observed from another perspective, then one of Luke and R2, has a future vision, has an odd one about the Knights, and she hears two different Obi-Wans. And as mentioned previously she doesn’t use the lightsaber first. Finn does. So the lightsaber calling to her says nothing specifically “Skywalker” about her. 

I’d also like to note that structurally, Kylo Ren and Finn’s encounter is given foreshadowing and import. If Finn is just some rando, why? Theirs is the first connection made between new characters, when they have the stare down. Why? This remains unaddressed. Seconds of silent film time are not expended for no reason. Finn is a co-lead but people never speculate about his ancestry beyond his skin color. If Finn was still a white guy you couldn’t shut people up about how he is so clearly Luke’s son. This theory may be wrong, but you have to admit if Jesse Plemons were playing him like early casting rumors suggested, we would already have had lengthy conversations about Finn Skywalker, with many walking into the film prepared to see Finn Skywalker, and their theories would’ve worked backwards from that assumption.

Finally, I see a lot of people who are fixated on the real world likelihood that Mark Hamill could father a son who looks like John Boyega. Two thoughts on that:

1. The filmmakers would not let that consideration stop them from casting the best possible Finn.

2. Mark Hamill and John Boyega look way more alike than Hayden Christensen and An Abstract Concept. Why didn’t Anakin’s father being the Force bother you, but Luke and Finn do?

Why I like BaekYeol/ChanBaek (3)

Parts: 1 // 2

Warning: This is a post made by a delusional fujoshi (me). So if you don’t like posts like these, then don’t read it. This is just common sense but it seems like some ppl are lacking that so I’m just reminding u guys again ^^

So without further ado~

Their Relationship

In this rant, I am gonna try and prove that there is more than platonic feelings between Bh and Cy (in ways that some ppl may see as delusional). Plus I’m gonna disregard what u think abt Bh and Cy’s relationship bc this ask was directed towards why I like BaekYeol/ChanBaek so I hope ur fine with that. Now if you are fine with the things I stated above, I hope you’ll keep reading ^^

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Okay, hear me out.

An action film where Chris Pine and Sebastian Stan play partners, and Sebastian is in love with Chris but thinks Chris is into their handler, Zoe Saldana.

Chris gets kidnapped/captured and when Sebastian finds out he does that teary-eyed, barely-holding-it-together thing. He goes against orders and - with Zoe’s help covering for him at the agency - tears the world apart to get Chris back, while Chris fights his way out from the inside.

They meet in the middle and everything’s great for like ninety seconds until - PLOT TWIST - it was all a trap to capture Sebastian because he has information they need and the bad guys know he’s in love with Chris. Chris had no idea! Sebastian cries some more.

Of course they escape and destroy the bad guys and save the world and get medals or something, and then Sebastian is like, ‘Look, about the whole in love with you thing, I don’t expect -’ and then Chris just

Kisses Sebastian.

Right there. In the parking lot of their agency headquarters.

Sebastian cries because he’s so happy, and they make out a little more and then walk to their car holding hands, the first openly gay action heroes in a major summer blockbuster THE END

So I just watched "I'm Not Ashamed"

Sorry if you’re extremely hypersensitive over spoilers but I’m going to lay this shit down on you anyway.

Firstly, Rachel’s story, for the most part, was told moderately accurate. They had her outfits to a tee and even had her real car which was pretty lit (it was still intact after all these years and was shown in an overly cheesy, sentimental scene at the end of the film). They had her faith down (obvs as it was the whole point of this film even being made) as well as her portrayal of character. However, as a result of this “holy af” reputation, they COMPLETELY stripped Rachel of her typical teenage antics by showcasing her as NOT being a smoker at a point in her life (hinting as if she was anti-smoking) and by also being anti-liquor. They also got the whole prom scene wrong as they made her attend it with an Asian guy and not Nick Baumgart. Furthermore, in this scene, they made Dylan look at her bitter sweetly as he was dancing with Robyn, giving a sense of him “wishing it was her” rather than Robyn, who they also made to appear as disinterested and not wanting to be there with him (which was totally false as we all know- Robyn was the one that urged HIM to go).

Secondly, there were a shitload of inaccuracies with Eric and Dylan (shock). Eric was a steroid abusing, middle-aged, hairy motherfucker in high school apparently who recited all the lines from his journal as he walked through the halls. Eric and Dylan apparently also wore their natural selection/wrath shirts to school every day without fail (probably for symbolism though). However, they weren’t in it as much as I would’ve liked tbh haha, like they legit only had a few lines. Anyways, at the beginning of the film (ish) Eric, Dylan and “Sean” (who really was Brooks Brown) walk through the halls and bag out a disabled kid called “Austin” who Rachel was VERY fond of. Then, a wild herd of jocks decide to rain on their parade as they reach for a bottle of baby oil, grab Eric Harris randomly and throw him through the halls whilst cackling loudly saying “now that’s what I call dork bowling he he he” or some shit. Then, Eric gets up and says “ I’ll kill you!” And the main jock is like “oooOooOooooO so scared” which leaves Dylan to mutter to “Sean” (Brooks) I’m going to make them pay (he has his boy’s back) with “Sean” (Brooks) replying with “ well that’s Columbine”. Then, Eric and Rachel have an interaction as she’s looking at him with pity to which Eric proceeds to shout at her “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT???!!!!?!!!l” to further exemplify his built up, all consuming, homicide inducing RAGE. Also, at the end of the film they try to attempt to “redeem” the jocks of their unscrupulous behaviour by having the jocks accept the disabled kid “Austin”.

To go on further about Eric and Dylan’s inconsistencies (because that’s why you’re on a Columbine blog ma dudes), they pretty much just make Eric this Hitler fanboying Neo-Nazi as he pays attention to Hitler’s ideologies in class and later on in another scene he’s depicted reading a book -wait for it- covered in swastikas. Also, there’s a cafeteria scene which most of y'all have probably already seen. Dylan is apparently obsessed with Rachel: he can’t take his eyes off the glorious, Christian temptress and they share a moment amidst Eric spewing his journal shit whilst wearing his natural selection shirt yet again. This scene also just pretty much makes Eric to be the “ring leader” and Dylan the “follower” who just fuels Eric’s ego by agreeing with him.

Furthermore, the film also aims to depict the deterioration of Eric and “Sean’s” (Brooks) relationship, mainly by picking up a recounted argument that Brooks wrote about in “No Easy Answers” (they also plugged his book at the end of the film I swear but maybe it was just coincidence. Rachel says it while talking to “David” (Richard Castaldo) in conjunction to how there’s no easy way to say that a divorce between parents doesn’t get better). “Sean” (Brooks) was oversleeping and Eric calls him FUMING, demanding him to hurry up and take him to school. They get in a fight and to sum it up, Eric says to “Sean” (Brooks) “I’LL KILL YOU” (edgy) and then hangs up the phone (fuck the natural selection shirt, Reb should just be seen wearing Regina George’s “a little bit dramatic” one).

Another inconsistency with Eric and Dylan (surprise) is where they’re playing video games in Eric’s basement. Dylan pretty much is depicted as kissing Eric’s ass as he says “oh man!!!! Imagine if this were Columbine???!!!” And Eric says really REALLY seriously “why shouldn’t it be?” To this Dylan replies, “oh no way man that’s sick.” This just further propagates that Eric came up with the idea and shared it with Dylan (totally false) and further reinforces that Eric is the “leader”.

The next big inconsistency was Rachel’s speech on causing a chain reaction with kindness. First off, Eric and Dylan weren’t even in that class and secondly, they never even heard that recital but they were depicted to have. Rachel goes on and on about how much of a Christian she is and the camera pans showing Eric and Dylan looking affected. Then, the teacher proceeds to play the iconic “Hitmen for Hire” short film (which tbh had better editing skills than Eric and Dyl’s original one did but it was the 90s when they did it so we can cut them some slack). As she introduces it, the bitch is like, “and NEXT we have Eric and Dylan’s PIECE on how they would change the WORLD”. She legit only goes through it for like a second and Rachel is all squeamish like “oh do we really have to watch this?” To which the teacher states “no we DO NOT HNNNNGGGGH”. Then Dylan pretty much shouts with his “boisterous” personality “and that right there is the BESTTTT WAY TO CHANGE THE WORLD HAHAHAHA PEW PEW PEW” *makes gun motions with fingers*.

Now the funniest thing ever is the scene that follows the “pew pew pew” one and its this fictitious, add-on scene. Pretty much, Eric and Dyl are having this super secret meet up (ooooOoooO perfect for those chicks that ship them. The directors really provided for ALL of their target audiences) on this stairwell. Then, Rachel proceeds to walk up this stairwell and encounters them. Eric gets all mad and gangs up on her “so what’s with this Jesus crap?” to which Dylan intervenes, “yeah think you’re better than us???¿¿?” And Rachel’s all like, “no I don’t think I’m better than anybody. I have to get to class.” Then Eric full on staunches and shouts out “yeah compassion????!!! That’ll work!!!” (Major foreshadowing here kids).

Lastly, we have the scene you’ve all been waiting for: The Massacre Sce- oh wait it’s just total and unequivocal blackness after Rachel gets shot. Realllllly riveting and reallllllly climactic. It literally made me go all Reb after watching it because that’s what I was waiting for! That’s what it was building up to!!!! But it totally and utterly disappointed. In this scene, we have the infamous propaganda painted all over it that has been circling the Columbine archives for far too long now and that is the most overused, shouldn’t-be-recognised-as-fact quote… The question that was “supposedly” always stated by the boys: “DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD????” I didn’t think they would have it in those specific words (tried to have hope) because of what was depicted in the trailer but they fucking were. The scene starts off with Rachel and “David” (Richard Castaldo) talking about “David’s” parents getting a divorce. He confides in Rachel because she’s gone through it but she has “no easy answers”. Then, “David” sees Eric and Dylan approaching and says, “woah what is this, like a prank?” to which he is replied with by gunshots. Rachel is slain and is gasping in pain and Eric states mockingly, “where’s your God now?” At this point, he grabs her by the hair and says “ do you believe in God, Rachel?” She then says simply “yes” and at this stage of their supposed interaction, Eric puts his gun to her temple and says maliciously, “well, go be with your God now.” After this, the screen goes blank and shows real footage of the massacre’s events and this is then followed by a dramatisation of the flowers being put on her car by friends, family (grieving Craig Scott) and foe alike and also a simulated funeral.

Well, this was longer than I thought it would be but I surely fucking hope it gave someone an insight of what the movie is like without spending a dime; someone who didn’t want to see the film for obvious, understandable reasons. I love you fellow Columbine-infatuated kids. Stay murderous 😉😘❤️

anonymous asked:

I absolutely love your work, you may have been asked this before but who are some of your artistic influences? whether that be animation/comics/manga or video games etc. Keep up the fantastic work!

Thanks mate! Nah I actually love this question, because I think influences change a lot (for me at least), so it’s actually nice to remind myself and get some kind of clarity/perspective about what I’m making.

Righteo

I’m just gonna rattle off a bunch of stuff that has gotten me really excited lately. So here goes….

Fist of the North Star, Conan (the first film, ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK and obvs the comics), Old school warhammer illustrators like Ian Miller and John Blanche. Slam Dunk, Ranma, Gundam, Sam Hiti’s Death Day, Frazetta, Metal Gear Solid (been playing 5, but scouring over the others), naturally that ties into Escape from LA and John Carpenter stuff (also Carpenter music).  Yoshitaka Amano’s concept stuff, Ninja Scroll, Crayon Shin Chan (the manga, haven’t seen the show yettt). Enio Morricone, Kurasawa, Berserk.

A bunch of good buds also get me insanely motivated to draw and make stuff. Some real good stuff coming from Jesse Balmer, Niv Bavarsky, Mike Olivio, Erica Jones, Amanda Winterstein, et al.

Music of late has been pretty Metal oriented. Stuff like Domine (Aquilonia Suite, wooooooooow), Thor, Bathory and Equilibrium. But I’m also loving stuff like Cory Henry and Vulfpeck too. I’m listening to Aqualung right now and it’s doing good things.

So basically I feed on all this stuff and shit out drawings and whatever, it’s insane and fun. 

I’ve got a side blog that I use for reference and inspiration, so that’d also be a good way to get an idea of what kinda stuff pushes me onward. GOBLINGEMS 

ok. another probably unpopular opinion alert - from me (oh don’t you lovelies love it?????? omg, no, please stop punching me in the face) - about this shit - because i still am sorta incensed, sorta not-surprised, sorta in the fetal-position about all the “omg he’s so high” and “zomg he is so hilarious!” chatter.

like, i think if we can agree on anything in these tumblrparts, it’s that jared leto is fucking bonkers, man. like, so staggeringly creative and free-thinking that when he is in a mood and sharing with us, what a normal person may see and assume is someone under the influence, is really probably just him. being himself. like, for reals. 

as someone who is operating on a similar wavelength as this perfect mess of feels and fragments, i cannot tell you how many times i’ve had people, people who’ve known me FOR LIFE, like people who are probably a match for me for like a kidney, ask me if i was in that moment with them, on drugs. sometimes, weird people are just weird. and entertain themselves by seeing just how fucking weird they can get.

not saying he is a saint and that our little angellamb would never!, because I’m sure we all know babydoll got down and probably for sure during the years of 2004 - 2007 when he was all up in a crew that contained a lot of so-obvs-that-if-they-sneezed-it-probably-looked-like-everyone-in-their-immediate-vacintity-was-suddenly-in-a-real-life-snowglobe-coke heads, because one does not associate with a shitton of people snorting and not partake for kicks themselves, so hear me out. i just honestly, really do believe those years are behind him. because, realtalk, for that man to have that much happening in his life at all times - in which hundreds of people are dependent on him for income in some capacity, in which he is buying and selling and investing in businesses, in which he is running multiple business, in which he is talking constantly with persons interviewing him and looking for any kinda soundbyte that will wreck him, in which he is a mother-fucking TYPE A bossbitch who has his eye on everything - i sideeye that a man as overworked and overscheduled as he is toking up as much as we all wanna scream he is.

secondly, and more stomach-knottingly, i personally don’t think any second in that Hang W/ was hilarious. in fact, i found it utterly upsetting in ways i am finding it hard to express right now. i think it broke down the wall and was almost a bit too real and endlessly revealing.

1) he appears to be entirely alone. possibly in his new home tho - the combo of that snapchat christmas sweatshirt and his down puffy coat, leggings under shorts makes me think possibly even not in LA because my god it’s 11pm there and still like 65 degrees. but back to alone. entirely alone. endlessly lonely. 

2) there was a lot of tension throughout his face… his lips, his brow, the corners of his eyes, his eyes themselves, that it was hard to watch him speak. 

3) so many moments where he is looking in the camera, but shifts his eyes away, as if he’s stared to long into it, at us, that he’s afraid we’ll catch on.

he’s an award-winning actor but when he’s playing the role of j, his eyes cannot lie.

4) too soon to tell and everything is speculation at all times, but, the “if you don’t show up for work” line was not just some throw away idiom jared felt like tossing out to our ears. i think it was poignant and telling. i don’t think he was referring to himself. at all. this man will fly home to LA from South America, be home less than 24 hours, then fly cross-country to NYC to attend a luggage store grand opening. for free luggage. he shows up for so much all the time. i think this was said directly to someone specific. whose track record at the moment for “showing up” may not be entirely stellar at this time. who knows. SPECULATION. S P E C U L A T I O N.

5) he looked desperate, in a way. like this wasn’t necessarily a cry for help - but like, a cry for someone to give him a moment of attention. affection without conditions. he looked so raw and delicate, his thin legs jutting out before him, splayed haphazardly on a windowsill. i think it’s clear at this point that someone asked him to work on his chill on social media - to not give so much away - of himself, of pieces of himself he never shied from. and i think its clear that it’s affecting him - that loss of connection with so many people at all hours of the day, telling him he’s amazing, and lovely, and wacky, and funny, and letting him be irrelevant on anything and everything. the only truly confirmed-Jared is only really reaching out now via snapchat and now hang w/. which i think says a lot. it’s incredibly hard to faux-jarè on snapchat and hang w/ (for obvs reasons) and i think these two modes of connection and communication are still so relatively new that far less people utilize them than Twitter or IG. i think that gives him a sense of safety to be himself still and less regulated - when it seems at this point his Twitter persona and his Instagram (which is basically repostings of Snapchat or random pictures of him from Into the Wild or from wherevs) are being looked-after by someone not-entirely-JaredLeto.

Ultimately – the Jared we’ve loved and adored since whenever we began to love and adore him, is no longer ArthouseMovieJared, who can do a picture or not do a picture, but when he does it he’s not doing it to be a blockbuster with an expected Opening Weekend Gross of $200million dollars.

Signing onto do a maaaaajor motion picture like “Suicide Squad” with a major Hollywood cast, and director, and producers (the top one being the actual Publisher of the Comic Book series the film is highlighting) is a total game changer. and with that transition, whether we want to accept it or not comes so much more added responsibility and expectations that it’s not even comprehensible. 

Listen, i’m more than excited to see him on the big screen again - because he will first and foremost always be one of my favorite actors - but i’m hesitant to wholeheartedly embrace this role, mainly for selfish reasons. mainly for the fact that we’ll lose him these next few years as he fulfills his contract and completes multiple pictures that, if they don’t film this consecutively a la other franchises - and it sounds like they’re not planning that - he’ll be dedicated to the joker (pre-production, filming, post-production, possible reshoots, maintenance of his look during downtime, publicity tours on publicity tours, worldwide promotions, the premiere, the reviews, the response, if favorably and the film does well financially: pre-production, filming, post-production, possible reshoots, maintence of his look during downtime, publicity tours on publicity tours, worldwide promotions, the premier, the reviews, the response, red carpets on red carpets to regenerate buzz, and so on and so on) probably through 2019. That is fucking terrifying….that is helluva lot of deja vu and dedication.

Times they are a-changin’. And I’m overwhelmed by a foreboding feeling.

[somethin bout that face tells me that those twists & turns ain’t so wonderful.]

Summary Of The “Dive In” Music Video

So a while back when the Circles (by PTV obvs) music video came out, I did one of these and a lot of people really liked it so here’s the Dive In version (bc I totally forgot to make one when it came out whoops)

  • How did they even film that? Did they put a camera underwater or something?
  • Aquarium aesthetics
  • Concert aesthetics 
  • For real though, what was that big empty space/warehouse thing
  • The least creative font you’ll ever see in a music video
  • More concert aesthetics
  • The band finally shows up
  • Filming fans without consent
  • The words “Dive In” are sung just as the title “Dive In” pops up on screen, I see what you did there
  • Setting-up for concert aesthetics
  • Aesthetic top-down/bird’s eye view shot very nice
  • But why an aquarium- oooohhhh I get it, because the song is called “Dive In”, but still, they should’ve at least included like a diving board or something which would make more sense
  • Slo-mo videos 
  • *Mike gives camera the middle finger* well fuck you too
  • Vic eating a cookie while a music video is being shot more like same
  • Four 30 something year old men act like 5 year olds
  • But for real were these guys drunk while this whole thing was being filmed?
  • Vic feeling Jaime up as he’s working out fuenciado confirmed!!11!
  • Plane aesthetics
  • Smol tiny Vic trying to arm wrestle how cute
  • Train/subway/tube aesthetics
  • Hand-hearts what is this early 2000s??
  • Stop throwing basses
  • That one guy in the audience filming with two phones like okay then why are you filming with two phones? If you’re helping someone film then can’t you just film on one phone and then send/transfer the video onto the other phone? And if you’re afraid one of them is gonna die or run out of battery then why are you using both phones simultaneously? Assuming they’re the same type of phone then wouldn’t they both die at the same time then? So there’s virtually no reason for this guy to be filming with two phones
  • Vic lip-syncing his own song
  • Vic and a piano aww
  • Fuentes brothers or pirates 99% of people get it wrong
  • Jaime doesn’t like selfies… either that or he just doesn’t like Mike’s selfies. Either way both say a lot about Jaime as a person
  • Did Jaime just metaphorically shoot Vic with his bass onstage? I’m sorry, how old are these people again??
  • Vic sucks at ping pong
  • Is Jaime having a seizure or something? Should someone call the doctor or like an ambulance or- we’re just gonna leave him like this? Okay then
  • Roller coaster aesthetics
  • “666” The Deal much
  • Vic playing an air guitar while looking like an old man, Tony playing another air guitar while looking hardcore and shit, Mike is actually using drumsticks but no drums so I guess he’s only partly air drumming?? And idfk what Jaime is doing. So pretty much ptv in a nutshell: Vic being old (well the oldest out of the four anyways), Tony trying to be hardcore but failing, Mike actually doing what he’s supposed to albeit half-assedly (is that even a word) and Jaime being Jaime
  • Vic’s leap of faith
  • Vic apparently sucks at soccer/football as well, jeez Vic I thought you were a referee or some shit
  • Vic giving up at soccer/football is literally me
  • How not to juggle - a guide by Tony Perry
  • Kinky bondage with Tony and Jaime
  • Vic pretending to be British with sunglasses on drinking tea??? Idk tbh
  • Jaime lip-syncing his own song
  • What even was that spinning cage thing
  • Reflection aesthetics
  • Even more concert aesthetics
  • Perrentes??11?
  • Simultaneous headbang on couch
  • Nice cactus amigos
  • Vic in the ladies toilet- oh wait, that’s normal
  • Ptv or birds 99% of people get this wrong
  • Jaime never got his high-five from Vic wow rude
  • Do a barrel roll, Jaime!
  • Literal 5 year olds
  • How tf did Vic even get in that cage
  • Fuenciado or Mickey Mouses (mice??) 99% of people get this wrong
  • Standing in front of wall aesthetics
  • Vic and Jaime pretending to be fish
  • Mike teaching Vic how to drum 
  • More lip-syncing
  • Jaime playing the piano 
  • That’s a piano, not a bed, Vic (I guess you could say he’s Bedless *ba dum tst*)
  • This whole thing felt like a montage/crack video/day in the life of being in a band video/aesthetic video

anonymous asked:

phan ???? ;)

ayyy brace for sexy headcanons ;D

  • who is louder?

Dan for sure - he can’t keep his pretty mouth shut for anything. also Phil just can’t get that sexy moan right and Dan winds up just laughing because you sound like you’re trying to do the intro to toxic - again.

  • who is more experimental?

Dan’s a bit shyer about suggesting new things, because he definitely bought that leather underwear ironically and not because he thought phil might like to wear it occasionally. And Phil just rolled his eyes and shamelessly brought out the handcuffs 

  • who takes more risks?

Phil - he likes to just go for it and then very innocently look up like is this okay? and meanwhile dan’s like how can you be so fucking hot and adorable at the same time i dont understand

  • do they fuck or make love?

both. consecutively. multiple times in one day.

  • lights on or off?

oh they have no secrets at this point so it hardly matters. Dan likes to put on his fairy lights/amber lamp for mood-setting though.

  • who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Dan gets horny at the most inconvenient times, so he’ll be doing his thing and phil will be like hey dan how’s the video filming go- oh. allow me

  • who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Dan because fyi he likes vagina obv

  • has either stolen the other’s underwear?

I think we have photographic evidence of this

  • who comes first?

Whoever is lead there first. They’ve been together so long though that the timing is practically second nature

  • who is better at oral and who prefers it?

have you seen how wide dan can open his mouth like damn they’ve gotten so in tune with what the other likes that it’s hardly a contest. but phil likes to give it more than dan does because dan doesnt like the taste gives the most exquisite reactions

  • who is more submissive?

well if this isn’t the most controversial question. dan likes being dominated but lets be real who wouldn’t like to switch it up? and there’s nothing hotter to phil than dan slamming him against a wall and taking charge

  • who usually initiates things?

they both do it in their own ways. dan is more overt about it; like he’ll just remove phil’s laptop from his lap and straddle him and be like yup you’re paying attention to me now. whereas dan will be cooking and phil will come up behind him and wrap his arms around dan’s waist and kiss his neck and be like hey that looks delicious and make casual conversation while knowing exactly what he’s doing and sometimes dan is just too distracted to play along countersex amiright

  • who is more sensitive?

they both have their sensitive spots. dan is much easier to tease because his is so obvious (his neck), so to everyone else it might be dan. but he knows better because he knows that phil’s back is very sensitive to nails digging into it or tickling or general touching. its so easy to send chills up his spine that dan sometimes casually rubs phil’s back while they’re sat on the train just to make phil blush. 

  • who has the most patience?

Phil definitely. Dan’s more of an instant gratification kind of person cuz when he wants it he wants it now, whereas phil is perfectly fine to be teased and wait patiently until they have sufficient privacy. except that one time. okay maybe it was several times, but they werent caught and they certainly didn’t get fired thank you very much. 

  • which kinks do they share?

fucking marking. they both love giving and receiving hickeys and the fact that they can never be visible makes it that much better. only the other knows the real reason phil’s wearing a collared shirt today or why dan’s being extra careful not to let his shirt ride up in the back. dan might like it just a tad more, because phil’s pale, smooth skin makes such a pretty canvas. also they may or may not have a thing for being really loud because they’re so tiredof hearing their noisy ass neighbor getting it on so a bit of payback couldn’t hurt right? and maybe a bit of noise would make the dumb french builders stop hammering early in the morning? well if the builders arent going to stop the hammering, they might as well join in

damn that was fun. bless you anon for that experience ;D 

Andrew Scott @ Vue Cinemas 11.03.2014

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Gina Gomez ‏@ginagemeni:
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A.S.: @ginagemeni bit crazily to be honest.

Jackalynn ‏@ChosenOfAshurha:
#AskAndrew You inspired me to finally come out as trans* to my family and friends, and thank you, so much. Thank you for giving me strength.
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#AskAndrew cheese scone or fruit scone??
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Can you describe playing moriarty in 1 word? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @GallifreyanBug FUN

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@vuecinemas #AskAndrew who’s your favourite superhero?
A.S.: @deanscastiel Iceman dont judge

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A.S.: @smaugbatchx no but i watch myself pack when i go on holidays its mesmerising

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#AskAndrew @vuecinemas whos your favourite person that you’ve ever worked with?
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@vuecinemas could you describe your character in “the stag” in three words? #AskAndrew
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// ‏@whatcumberbatch:
v@vuecinemas #askandrew favourite line from the stag?p
A.S.: @whatcumberbatch theres a line ‘surprise it’ that you;ll like. plus the people falling over..

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@vuecinemas will you ring my school and explain the reason why I was late was because you were on my tv this morning? thanks x #AskAndrew
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@vuecinemas @TheStagFilm #AskAndrew Could you describe Scottie’s in one sentence? Xxxx
A.S.: @RebeccaJoycexo @TheStagFilm SEXY

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#AskAndrew What’s your favorite tea brand? This is a really important question.
A.S.: @peetas_pearl don’t drink tea or coffee fascinating

courtney ‏@cumbersnxtch:
@vuecinemas what’s your favorite way to kill time on set of filming??? #askandrew
A.S.: @cumbersnxtch shouting

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#AskAndrew @VueCinemas Andrew, no question… just want to say I’m sure the @TheStag will be a hit worldwide! Best wishes!
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A.S.: @cumbergiggles dont tease

Your Supremacy } ‏@MikyRubyLydon:
@vuecinemas Andrew your great actor! ..is there any chance for you to come in Italy? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @MikyRubyLydon theres a joke here but i won’t go there.

tom ‏@tweIfthcapaIdis:
@vuecinemas #AskAndrew What is your favourite type of pie?
A.S.: @tweIfthcapaIdis pies kind of friek me out.

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#AskAndrew Do you like cookies?)
A.S.: @MorMor_one_Love iI LOVE cookies

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#askandrew @vuecinema describe The Stag in three words? :))
A.S.: @ElleLingh @vuecinema surprising, fun, feel-good.

Rosie ‏@_eisor:
#AskAndrew @vuecinemas What did you eat when you were filming The Stag?
A.S.: @_eisor wood

Manon ‏@anothrmndpalace:
@vuecinemas A song you could listen to on repeat forever? #askandrew
A.S.: @anothrmndpalace hey manon. I’m loving john grant and sinead o coo nor singing glacier at the moment. youtube it. amazing. x
A.S.: @anothrmndpalace yes i did mean o coo nor it sounds better i think

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@vuecinemas #AskAndrew are you on the side of the angels?
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Emma Weiss ‏@MadameWeiss:
@vuecinemas Hi! What is your favourite type of character to play? Good guy or Bad guy? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @MadameWeiss bit of both

ew ‏@ughbecka:
@vuecinemas #askandrew you should visit mayo . we have scenery here exactly like the setting of the stag . except that scenery is everywhere
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I MET LOUIS ‏@urghshire:
@vuecinemas should i go see the stag????? #AskAndrew
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Oh, look at him being all gorgeous. #AskAndrew
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kelly ‏@synthesisnucleo:
andrew, how do you think people should aproach celebreties when they meet them? it’s always so stressful and awkward #askandrew
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@vuecinemas did you enjoy singing for the film? :) #AskAndrew
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#askandrew What did you eat for breakfast?
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@vuecinemas How was working with John Butler? #AskAndrew
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@vuecinemas Is there anything you actually eat or drink? :oP #AskAndrew
A.S.: @fueschgast yes. wood .why must i repeat myself?

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@vuecinemas #AskAndrew what was the best thing about working on the stag??? p.s i love you :)
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#askandrew @vuecinemas how much do you love all your fans?
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Please be my prom date? no one has asked me:,( #AskAndrew @vuecinemas
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A.S.: @n0shitsherlock_ OMG thats rocked my actual world

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if you don’t drink tea or coffee what do you drink ? #AskAndrew @vuecinemas
A.S.: @YerAWizardChris the other drinks.

calzone ‏@rorybottoms:
@vuecinemas #askandrew will you help me with my math homework? im really awful at it this is important
A.S.: @rorybottoms you have so chosen the wrong person to ask

dr. spencer reid ‏@fuckyouhiphop:
@vuecinemas #askandrew do you dig my chat up lines? xx
A.S.: @fuckyouhiphop im gonna go ahead and say no.

marvin ‏@iFellinUranus:
@vuecinemas no but why am i too late for #AskAndrew that’s not fair
A.S.: @iFellinUranus you are not late but you ARE dramatic

Fall To Pieces ‏@ImStillRNR:
#askandrew Green. How u feel about it?
A.S.: @ImStillRNR meh

dr. spencer reid ‏@fuckyouhiphop:
@vuecinemas #askandrew do you have any raisins? I’ll settle for a date bahaha xx
A.S.: @fuckyouhiphop wow. just. wow

lisa hewitt ‏@Lisalafsoutloud:
#AskAndrew could you please draw a caricature of yourself in stag before you leave and post it for us fans
A.S.: @Lisalafsoutloud no problem ill just finish making this soup and then ill pop down and pick up your dry cleaning

ew ‏@ughbecka:
@vuecinemas #askandrew Davin was a very different character to Moriarty, was it fun to play such a hugely different person?? :)
A.S.: @ughbecka it really was, theres lots of different characters coming up this year which is v thrilling and important to me

Flubbercrack ‏@FranTheFlubber:
@vuecinemas WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES NOONE EVER DIE? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @FranTheFlubber just maybe check that

#Moriarty’D ‏@I_Am_MoriartyD:
All of my friends got an answer…is it my face that scares you andrew? #AskAndrew @vuecinemas
A.S.: @I_Am_MoriartyD its more your directness

Natalie ‏@_AlwaySmile_:
@vuecinemas #AskAndrew Andrew, Hollywood is waiting for you. yeah
A.S.: @_AlwaySmile_ that was like a message from a stoned talent agent.

anniek ‏@theironmanguy:
#AskAndrew What do you put on your pancakes? @vuecinemas
A.S.: @theironmanguy wood
Sév ‏@Miez_LaKatz:
@vuecinemas #AskAndrew morning wood?
A.S.: @Miez_LaKatz you people have dirty minds

Tea ‏@GoodGoneTea:
@vuecinemas #AskAndrew i’ll admit, your typing is getting faster since your last q&a, kudos mate
A.S.: @GoodGoneTea i’ll admit i appreciate that, mate

Becca Bradley ‏@Verksies:
Who the hell are you!? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @Verksies I’m the person who made your lovely green hat.

••• ‏@authoriting:
@vuecinemas Do you think there will be a “The Stag 2”? #AskAndrew
A.S.: @authoriting that depends on you guys going! please if you can, give it a go, we’ll love you for it

t hiddy ‏@emilylikesbowie:
#AskAndrew I sincerely hope this whole wood thing is not a euphemism
A.S.: @emilylikesbowie i was worried you would think that. its not.

Amanda ‏@ami_in_a_teacup:
#askandrew how do you like being a rockstar though?
A.S.: @ami_in_a_teacup im enjoying it a bit too much amanda

Catherine T. ‏@vargushka:
#AskAndrew Do you like toothpaste with strawberries or bananas? @vuecinemas
A.S.: @vargushka as a, like, what?

ANDREW ‏@ConsultingKhan:
#AskAndrew @vuecinemas I hate you (I love you)
A.S.: @ConsultingKhan thank you both

✿ Simone. ✿ ‏@PhanOfTroyler:
@vuecinemas #AskAndrew Pls give me your eyes they’re beautiful.
A.S.: @PhanOfTroyler ill just pop them in a jiffy bag whats your address

A.S.: ok people i really have to go. so sorry if i didn’t get to tweet everyone but there are literally thousands and I’m not an octopus.

A.S.: thank you so much everyone I’ve had a real laugh, and if u want a laugh go see the stag! #tenuouslink big massive hug ASX