not really funny but i laughed anyway

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when everyone gets hyped and join to dance “Chewing Gum”…
except Jeffrey from California who probably hasn’t heard about it yet 😂😂

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DanganXSpongebob Part-3

1- Matsuda is a genius.
2- Friends Forever.
3- F.U.N.
4- The sweater.
 
And the third part of these is finnished! And omg it’s me or Matsuda look really good? It’s my first time drawing him an Ryoko and I’m surprise by how cute they end. Well, I hope that this make you smile or even laugh. Thats the only propose for these -also its turning kinda funny to do too- anyway, I hope you like it!

Part1:
http://lapetitahapin.tumblr.com/post/153009922760/danganxspongebob-part1-1-take-the-ice-cream
Part 2:
http://lapetitahapin.tumblr.com/post/153135956800/danganxspongebon-part-2-1-izurus-ship-2

someone save us from this carpeted bathroom

Tosaki’s wedding

Haha okay so: 31.07. Day 7: rest?  | anything goes  | sun

I decided to take this day to draw Tosaki’s wedding (with his fiance, I think her name is Ai?) in a happy ending maybe…haha I don’t know it seemed like a funny idea in my mind XD and drawing all this crap was actually really fun. So this was clearly meant to be ridiculous so, what the hell? I just hope you enjoy and laugh with me at this shit I made. 

Since Ajin is such a dense manga, and I really love the characters, sometimes I just feel like I want to see them doing stupid things together… (unfortunately I didn’t think it’d be right to include Sato and the others here xd except for Tanaka, cuz he’s just a cinnamon roll). 

(Anyway I apologize for the bad quality of some drawings that are next ): when I’ve my computer fixed, I’ll make them well).

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Here are some alive Noah headcannons because I hate myself

  • Noah was 17 right at the peak of the Emo (2006-2008 I’m not sure) so you cannot convince me he didn’t wear eyeliner on certain occasions. BUT it was tasteful and didn’t make him look like a raccoon (maybe he wore it bc it was pretty the world may never know) 
  • was actually really funny. when he was trying, and even when he wasn’t. he couldn’t go anywhere without making someone laugh
  • REALLY picky. probably only ate chicken nuggets. his mom always had to make a separate meal for him
  • also had a ton of food allergies but it was always weird stuff that no one eats anyways
  • he would use it as an excuse not to eat at friends’ houses though because no one knew if he was lying or not 

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Strawberries

This might not be really funny but I laughed really hard at this. Okay so this one time at lunch I was eating strawberries, and my friend next to me noted that it was a pound of strawberries. He then proceeded to give a look that said oh crap I didn’t mean to talk about your weight (it’s probably important to note that I’m female and my friend is male and we were also both in our final year of high school). So anyway I told him that since the ‘pound’ is mostly water, the water would get filtered out into my blood and then go through my kidneys. He then asked what happens after that, and just as I was about to say that it goes to the bladder, he quickly (and very loudly in the middle of the hallway) says “oh yeah it goes to the uterus!”

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     “I got to talk with Matsumoto Jun-kun quite a bit on stage. And also Nino-san. I didn’t get to talk to Ohno-san though. But when PUFFY sang, and all the performers were on stage, you know how there’s this punching move everyone’s supposed to do while they were singing? Well, we all did that move, and beside me, Domoto Koichi-san was punching Ninomiya-san’s back, who was standing right in front of him. And Ninomiya-san kept protesting quietly (so the mic wouldn’t pick up his voice) the whole time. *laughs* That was really funny.”
     “Anyway, Ohno-san was in front of me. I wanted to try doing the same thing! *laughs* As I punched his back, he played along and kept on acting like it hurt the whole time. It didn’t actually hurt though! I was only lightly tapping him. *laughs* It made me realize how nice he is. *laughs* It was really fun!”

     ―Hoshino Gen (All Night Nippon, 2017.01.02)

Anyways. Otabek and Yurio doing a video call, Otabek says something funny and Yurio laugh until he hear something, it was the sound of someone taking screenshorts then he looks at Otabek and ask “It was you? You took a screenshort of what?”, Beka reply with only “nothing really” but in fact the screenshort file in his galery is full of screenshorts pf Yurio laughing and smiling in this and another video calls they did

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“Armie, I’ve had many scenes with him and he’s such a nice guy, he’s lovely. And he makes me laugh everyday, he’s really funny. I think he knows if we’ve been out in the cold, you know, we’ve done some tough scenes in the past couple of weeks now but he kind of keeps the mood up, he brings out his guitar…”  - Alicia Vikander

2p’s and Their New Year’s Resolution

Mun: Okay funny story, before I made this blog I tried to “try out” so to speak to be a co-admin on another blog by turning this in (I don’t remember which one, but I remember being a huge fan and I fixed this up a bit). Anyways I’m pretty sure they never really did anything with it so I wanted to see if you guys would enjoy it. Hope you like it!

2p America: “My New Year’s resolution is to go and make the world a better pl-*starts to laugh* Pfft! Nah, I can’t say it, anyways I’d probably to pick up more chicks this year than I did 2016 *wink*

2p Canada: “Oh wow people actually still do those? I guess it would be to uh… . I dunno beat the crap out of more poachers?”

2p France: *stares up from phone* Eh. *goes back to phone*

2p England: “Well, I guess my resolution would be to spend more time with the family and learn more from each other?”

2p Russia: “It’s pointless to make up a holiday to get drunk and act like your past mistakes didn’t happen.” Yeah…he is not a big fan

2p China: “My resolution is to party harder than 2016!!”

2p Germany: “My resolution is to eat as many of those bratwursts over there without throwing up.” Lutz actually does think of ways to improve himself so he doesn’t annoy everyone around him, but he gets so wasted on New Year’s Eve that he goes back to normal.

2p Italy: “*sigh* If I have to decide on a resolution it would be to get more things done and if anyone bothers me they’ll have me to deal with.” Yeah work gets piled on at the end of the year for him, so he is not too happy.

2p Romano: “Hm? A resolution? Honey I’m already fabulous enough, I don’t need to improve on anything!”

2p Prussia: “I guess to be m-more confident?”

2p Japan: “My resolution is to make more hentai. Nothing more. Nothing less.” (-_-) what did you expect from the perverted ice queen?

2p Austria: “Duh, my resolution is to put Flavio in his place and make him realize I’m more fabulous than him!” Mun: *facepalm* I don’t even know where to begin with this one. 

Originally posted by fetusblesser


2p Spain: “Resolutions are dumb.” Spain is one of those people who believe if your life sucked last year it’s gonna suck this year.

1. the valentine’s day card

Originally posted by rapmonsexpensivegirl

                                         JUNGKOOK x READER

                            SYNOPSIS: Jungkook, the anti romantic,                                                           wants a card for Valentine’s Day.
                                                   


RATING: PG-13                                                                   COUNT: 1,321


Jin-oppa,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It’s Valentine’s Day,

Jungkook smells like poo.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day!


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Early childhood memories

I really vividly remember in like 4th grade this one gang of boys would say that their favorite body part was the “wenis” which means the skin on your elbow but obviously sounds like “penis” so is guys thought it was funny. They told our teacher that and she got really mad and said it wasn’t a real body part sent them to detention but about fifteen minutes later they all burst back in laughing and smiling and the teacher said “why are you back, you should be in detention” and the head boy said:
“The guidance counselor looked it up, and we were right, IDIOT!”
And the teacher got PISSED and she picked up her phone to call the guidance counselor, but as she dialed the number they started chanting
“WENIS. WENIS. WENIS.”
Anyways that was the most baller thing I’d ever seen in my life

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ALRIGHT!!!!! OKAY

merrrrrry christmas/happy holidays to @soyas–art !!!!!!!!! they wanted ekurei and ritshou idk if u wanted both or only one or??? YOU GET BOTH HAHA

kinda went really gen/ambiguous tho just because i wanted to make something a little more cute/funny rather than something super shippy I HOPE THATS OKAY!! mainly i couldnt think of anything super shippy anyways hhhhhhhh

this was for @christmas-shou ‘s MP100 HOLIDAY EXCHANGE!! ive never done one of these before so forgive me if i forgot something/broke a rule !!! REALLY FUN TO DO THO!!! (click for captions but its just me talkin abt the pic)

BTS reactions to their gf being a total nerd who makes chemistry jokes

requested by anon

Seokjin

*laughs even though he doesn’t really get the joke*

Originally posted by vubbletae

Yoongi

“Nope, still not funny. But I love you anyways.”

Originally posted by hoseokayo

Namjoon

“No please stop, my inner nerd is coming out, too!”

Originally posted by vubbletae

Hoseok

“Don’t worry, one day you’ll be funny too.”

*sassy J-hope*

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin

“That is the nerdiest joke I’ve heard from you.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Taehyung

*starts nerd-joke-battle*

Originally posted by booptae

Jungkook

“I was waiting all day for one!”

*still finds them funny every time*

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

-Admin L

Charles Xavier- Couches

Request:  heyo! can you write a v fluffy drabble with charles and the reader? like they’re just cuddling and having a nice time™ and y/n’s making bad jokes about whatever’s on TV and charles kisses them all over their face and stuff idk, tho if you don’t wanna write it that’s chill

Okay, so I’m really bad at writing jokes… so if my comedy attempt is really dodgy you have my apologies, or maybe it’ll make it all the more relatable? Anyway, I didn’t really write a joke as such. This is for all of you out there who think they are funny but can’t ever make others laugh. Hope my wonderful requester enjoys this little drabble.

~Much love, Ive


You’d been lying on the couch with your legs over Charles after you were both exhausted after your latest mission. It was getting to that stage when you were so over tired you had no idea words were going to fly out of your mouth until you’d said something stupid. The TV in the corner was playing a show you weren’t really paying attention to. It was some boring documentary of some kind that Charles had put on. The voice droned on and on and you were trying not to fall asleep.

“Charles.” You said grumbled moving your foot up to poke him in the face. He smirked and printed it didn’t bother him to have your toes poking his cheek. “Charles, I’m bored of this.” You complained poking him harder.

“You aren’t finding it interesting?” He said grabbing hold of your ankle so that you’d stop kicking him.

“It’s boring. And here we have the Charles Xavier in his natural habitat. A mild mannered creature who spends his days making his girlfriend watch boring documentaries.” You said in the same voice as the guy on the TV. Charles let out a short laugh and looked at you with a sigh.

“You’re so annoying sometimes.” He laughed.

“That’s why you love me right?” You said sitting up so you could look at him closer.

“No…” He mocked, making you gasp. You grabbed the pillow your head was on before and used it to hit him playfully across the back of his head. It was his turn to gasp, you saw him grab the pillow from beside him and instead of sitting there and taking the hit you decided to run. You shot up off the couch, closely followed by Charles. You did a run around the couch, knowing he would be able to catch you if you ran in a circle. Charles was laughing as he occasionally swung the pillow, which only missed you my a few centimetres each time. You sped up so you were much further in front of him but with that Charles changed direction and you ran right into him. He dug his fingers into your ribs, knowing your ticklish spots and you squirmed under his hands not being able to hold back your laughter. You were already out of breath from running and now you could hardly breathe from the laughter. Trying to get away you decided it was best to drop to the ground and try to escape him, sadly this backfired and grabbed you by the waist before you managed to fall, holding you in midair. He swung you around onto the couch again and plonked himself next to you. You were both a little out of breath as you faced each other on the couch he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer to him.

Here we see the wild Xavier-“ you went back to your documentary voice but was cut off with a kiss from Charles.

“That was the only way I could think to get you to shut up.” He smirked and then continued to kiss you forehead, then between your eyebrows, to the tip of your nose. You crinkled it up in protest, when really you were loving every second of his attention. He stopped kissing you for a second to look at your crinkly face and then decided to kiss both of your cheeks. He kissed every little inch of skin on your face, everywhere apart from your lips. You were getting impatient and you decided it’d be best if you just kissed him yourself. once the kissing finally stopped, and it did go on for a very long time the two of you cuddled up on the couch and just lay there for a while. Completely enjoying each others company.

BTS Reaction | Cheering them up when they’re feeling down

Of course! ^_^ 

I’m so not procrastinating from doing my Film Studies coursework…not at all.


Jin: It would immediately cheer him up. Although your jokes and funny behaviour weren’t really that funny, he’d laugh anyway so you could see that he really did appreciate you trying to cheer him up when he wasn’t feeling great. (But to be honest you would probably be able to tell he didn’t really find it that funny).

“Are you just pretending to laugh at my jokes?”
“…”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Suga: He’d appreciate that you were trying to cheer him up, but he might take it wrong and get a little bit annoyed you were joking around when he was down. He’d probably want to be left along for a little while to think for a little bit longer, and shut himself in another room. After a while, he’d realise he’d been a bit harsh, and would apologise to you and tell you that he really does appreciate you trying to cheer him up, and try and make it up to you.

Originally posted by jjks

Hobi: Sad Hobi is gone. Happy Hobi is back. He would completely forget about what he had been upset about. He’d laugh like an idiot at what you were doing to cheer him up, and would smother you in cuddles as a thank you. It would always be pretty easy to cheer Hoseok up since he comes across as a generally happy person, and you would always know exactly how to make him laugh, and he probably wouldn’t want you to see him sad so you wouldn’t have to worry about him.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Namjoon: Namjoon would get home from practice, feeling down about not getting parts of their new dance right. He often struggled learning the more difficult dance moves, and you knew that he could beat himself up over it. So, after telling him a few (probably very bad) jokes and puns in an effort to get him to laugh. He’d likely thank you for trying to cheer him up but would still be a little bit upset, so you’d end up just cuddling with him on the sofa until he felt better.

Originally posted by himchans

Jimin: Although he’d appreciate the fact you were trying to cheer him up after a rough day recording songs for their new album, Jimin would probably want to just have more physical contact with you. He’d laugh at your jokes and thank you for cheering him up, but he’d admit that he’d want to order a takeout and cuddle with you on the sofa while you watch a film to help him forget about his bad day.

Originally posted by chimcheroo

V: You knew from the second he got home that something had happened to upset him. He seemed down, which was different from his usually upbeat self. He had been at a fan meet for the day and some fans could be a bit out-of-order and nasty towards the members. It would definitely cheer him up to hear you attempting to make him laugh with some bad jokes, and he’d brush off the bad experience he’d had with the fan and just enjoy spending time with you.

Originally posted by sonyondan

Jungkook: He’d been busy practicing all day for their upcoming tour. The pressure of expecting to be the ‘golden maknae’ could often get to him, so he’d often get upset when he made even the smallest mistakes. You’d know that practice hadn’t gone perfectly when you saw he was upset, so you’d try to cheer him up as best as you could by trying to make him laugh, and it would definitely work. He’d probably make jokes back at you about how unfunny yours were, and would clearly feel much better than he had earlier.

Originally posted by jinkooks

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