It’s not easy being a jock, man. You’ve got to work out a lot, shop right, eat right, beta males never treat you like an equal or with any decency because they’re always so jealous and insecure, you want to fuck constantly which makes it hard to do some lame office job… people don’t really realize. I catch guys staring at my biceps and chest all the time, but they don’t even pass on a compliment, they just look away like I’m too dumb to see them look. It’s hard to find a hot guy to hook up with, as most people don’t even try or take care of themselves very well. Fuck, so tired of this shit tonight. Wish there were more guys like me in my neighborhood. I could go with a tight, hard ass to fuck with…another red-blooded American male under me, grunting and groaning and telling me that I’m a stud or hot as fuck. A lot of these losers just want you to come over and do all the work for them. They’ve got hardly anything to say in chat…one sentence or two, a few abbreviations, idiotic emoticons. Their abs and pecs are a joke, just like their haircuts. Weak, whiny voices; they want to sigh and moan while I manhandle them. Not interested.
Wasn't really trying to set up a gotcha, was more trying to work out my own bafflement about the existence and success of feminism.