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Star Trek Character Ages

Over the past few days my sister and I have been doing very important research; we looked up the ages of all of the Star Trek characters. Quite possibly one of the most nerdy things I have spent my time doing, but, the results are quite interesting in some cases. So here you go tumblr.

*note: all of these ages were calculated using either birth years found on memory alpha or memory beta, so they may not be 100% correct, but I tried to be as accurate as possible.*

——At the start of their time on the series—–

TOS:
Kirk-32
Spock-34
Bones-38
Uhura-26
Sulu-28
Checkov-22
Scotty-43

TNG:
Picard-59
Riker-30
Data-26 (based on activation date)
Troi-28
Geordi-29
Beverley Crusher-40
Wesley Crusher-16
Yar-27
Worf-24

DS9:
Sisko-37
Kira-26
Jadzia-28
Ezri-21
Dax (symbiont)- 351(born in 2018!!! Guys that is pretty soon)
Bashir-28
O’Brien-41
Odo- 32 (based on date he was first found)
Quark- unknown (no recorded DOB)
Jake-14
Worf-32

Voyager:
Janeway-36
Chakotay-42
Tuvok-107
Tom-25
B’Elanna-25
Harry-22
The Doctor-0 (Activation date)
Kes-1
Neelix-34
7 of 9-21 (however she spent time in a Borg maturation chamber)

Enterprise:
Archer-39
T’Pol-63
Trip-30
Phlox-Unknown
Reed-29
Hoshi-22
Travis-25
Porthos-Unknown, but at least 2 years old

Go forth with the newfound knowledge you have gained! 

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“I don’t play volleyball for merit.”

Happy Birthday Sugawara Koushi!

June 13th

Another Side || Kim Taehyung

Originally posted by kimthwriter

Word Count: 2.2k

Genre: Fluff


“Nursing diagnoses mostly differ from medical diagnoses in that they are,” You stopped reading the question as your eyes scanned the page. At your request, your teacher had given you a sample exam to study from and now you were practicing and studying at the same time. It was normal for you, hosting a 94% average in the class, to ask for extra work.

You were so caught up in the question and as the right answer came to your mind you quickly checked off the box. Your teachers had begun to expect a lot out of you, and you knew you had to try your hardest if you were going to become a Medical Nurse. It was a dream of yours, and you would work as hard as possible to make sure it happened no matter what.

The sound of your phone ringing beside you attracted your attention and you moved the things off of your lap to crawl over to where it was on the opposite side of your bed. Jimin’s name flashed on the screen and you knew you had to answer or else he would continue to send you messages all night long and bombard you with phone calls that you didn’t want to deal with.

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The Study of You

Mingyu x Reader

Genre: Smut

Words: 2159

Summary:
Kim Mingyu is popular, athletic, and very handsome, but he has one downfall–his math grade. He enlists in your help for a tutoring session one day, but math wasn’t the only thing he needed your assistance with.

Admin/author: Eottoghe

Author’s note: It’s Kim Mingyu’s birthday! What better way to celebrate it than with a steamy, fun story of him and you? Happy Birthday Mingew!

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happy birthday al! @alpinesquid
you’re always such a good, nice friend, thank you. I really appreciate your friendship, and I hope you have an amazing birthday! you deserve it! continue being a rad, cool kid! B) 

licking the lips of the reddest

pairing: daveed diggs x reader

request: @marquis-de-labaguette: “oh actually could you write one with like daveed and a reader thats like a lot younger than him like obvi 18 but at the most like 22″

summary: a birthday dare introduces reader to daveed, who has a very nice present to give her

warnings: NSFW, smut! Alcohol, clippng lyrics (SHOCKER), kitchen sex, Daddy! kink, dirty talk, begging

word count: 3,459

a/n title from ‘body and blood’ by clippng, which is also the song used in this fic. i’m garbage. embrace it. PART TWO HERE

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Joker Game || Miyoshi
The Cynical Narcissistic Spy: Happy Birthday Mira! ♡

Happy birthday @vallanoble!

I’m really hoping I got your birthday right (or at least a day close to it); otherwise, this would be embarrassing, hah. Anyways, I was gonna draw Leon from RF4, buuut he ended up being difficult to draw, so I drew Chrom instead.

It’s not much, but I wanted to thank you for all the support you have given me. I hope you have a wonderful day today!

[Commissions]

anonymous asked:

Why do Leo suns fall out of love so quickly? Like I do not understand how they can be so in love and chase someone only to drop them just as fast???

Hmm. It might be their moon more

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PAUL SCHOLES 19 SEASONS // 19 QUOTES

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March 11, 2017 - I got a fever this week and I was at death’s door for sure. During that fever, however, I took an AP Psych unit exam (and surprisingly scored a 90) and started my Intro to Computer Art class. I also worked on a promo film for a high school and asked the interview questions (which was pretty scary because the principal was pretty scary). March 9 is the birthday of a really close friend of mine and MY ULTIMATE BIAS, MIN YOONGI/SUGA.

Listening to: Fire Truck - NCT 127

weird is subjective

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Word Count: 600


“Do you think it’s weird that I want to make out with you right now?”

Keith looked at Lance from over his laptop screen and raised an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”

“I don’t know. I just felt the urge. Haven’t you ever experienced that?”

“Can’t say that I have.”

“Harsh.” Keith hid his smirk behind his laptop screen. “So is it weird?”

“I mean, there are weirder things you’ve had the urge to do; like try to balance a watermelon and a pack of Huggies on your head in the middle of the grocery store.”

“It was for science, Keith.”

“That’s your excuse for everything.”

“No, it isn’t.”

Keith’s brows furrowed together. “When we first started going out, you made it sound like we were test subjects.”

“Super cute test subjects.” Lance threw in a wink.

Keith shot him a glare. “Not the point. Maybe you’re just over thinking it.”

“How could I overthink wanting to kiss you?”

“I don’t know?” The flush that rippled across his cheeks was completely expected and unwelcome. Lance was always good with being overtly flirtatious, mostly because he had practice and unshakable confidence, but also because he really didn’t expect anything back. He could flirt with his boyfriend all he wanted but Lance knew just as much as Keith did that it would not be reciprocated until Keith was ready.

“But we are supposed to be studying. The final is in two days, Lance.”

“And if we only had two days to live, I would kill myself for not taking this opportunity to make out with you.”

“I don’t see how this urge even started,” said Keith, “considering that we are in a library of all places. What kind of thoughts are you thinking that could have led you to this?”

“It just happens sometimes.” Lance shrugged.

“Frequently?”

“Sure, I just never tell you about it.” Lance shrugged again, as if these thoughts were so commonplace that he didn’t care to hide them and Keith… Keith was feeling embarrassed all over again. How could Lance acknowledge them as weird but show no nervousness over them? “Most of the time, you’re probably trying to get me to kiss you.”

“When have I ever-”

“Like that one time, at Shiro’s birthday party, when you leaned really close to me in the living room. You totally wanted me to kiss you.”

“We weren’t even dating,” spluttered Keith.

“Just because we weren’t dating doesn’t mean you didn’t want me.”

Which was true, because he’d had a thing for Lance at the time and while he had certainly wanted to kiss Lance back then, it didn’t mean he wanted the idiot to know it. “It was loud and I wanted to talk to you about midterms.”

“Maybe,” said Lance, “but you also wanted to kiss me.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“But you love it.” Keith scrunched up his nose and returned to his laptop. “So then it’s not that weird?”

“I guess not,” he said slowly.

 Lance sighed and leaned back into his chair. “That’s good to hear.”

“I don’t know why it would be, especially if it’s happened as often as you say it has. What’s the big deal with telling me now?”

“Just thought you ought to know.”

“How considerate.”

“I am, aren’t I?” Lance balanced his head in his hands and smiled, only it was a very peculiar smile; one that Keith had the semi-misfortune of recognizing. 

Keith gave him a flat look. “You want me to make out with you?”

“Aww, babe,” Lance leaned over the table and smiled against Keith’s mouth. “I thought you’d never ask.”

Agender Cas (and their SO Dean) headcanons
  • they’ve been going to the same school since Kindergarten but were never really that close. Sure they’ve been to each other’s birthday parties but they weren’t best friends material. Then in the 7th grade Cas comes to school in a skirt and well that’s the biggest event that happens all year. They try to tell people that they’re agender and they’re not a boy or a girl but well 12 year old can be assholes. Dean doesn’t like how the kids are treating Cas though. By the time he gets home he’s pretty upset about the whole thing and after a long talk with his mom they make a trip to Target and Dean’s got a game plan and some new clothes. The next day at school Cas is looking miserable and is back to wearing “boy” clothes but Dean… Dean has a sparkly pink and grey flannel on over his Hello Kitty shirt. People try to give him shit but they’re not going to start anything since Dean is one of the biggest kids in the class and he punched out Alistair in the 4th grade because he was picking on Jo. Dean tells the other kids that “clothes are just clothes. Nobody should tease Cas for what they want to wear it is their choice and they look really cute in that skirt!”
  • in college Dean makes an ignorant comment about pink being a girly colour and this does not go over well with Cas (Yes Dean realises he was being a dick and apologises profusely but Cas is still ticked because Dean definitely knew better). So when Dean asks them to pick him up a new toothbrush the following day Cas buys Dean a pink one. And Cas continues to buy Dean nothing but pink toothbrushes (and razors) out of spite for the next 3 years. They eventually feel Dean has learned his lesson and buy Dean a really nice green one. The next morning Dean wakes them up because he can’t find a pink toothbrush and he is late for work and he just can’t go to work without brushing his teeth! When Cas tells him that he has a green toothbrush this time he looks so crestfallen that Cas has to go out and buy him a new pink one later in the day.
  • Their most serious fight is Dean’s fault. They’re out drinking and Dean blurts out that he thinks Cas’ outfits are terrible. He tries to take ti back immediately but the damage is done; Cas is upset and Dean winds up sleeping on Benny’s couch since he’s too ashamed to go home. When he does come home the two of them sit down and Dean explains that he loves Cas’ clothes and their eclectic tastes and how they will wear anything (though he really hates that fuzzy yellow cat sweater but they’ll talk about that later). And what he meant was that Cas can’t match for shit. The colours clash and oh my god they can’t mix patterns like that. With a sigh Cas admits that they are a little overwhelmed by trying to match so they just kind of wear the first two things they grab more often than not. So they compromise. Cas will pick out a skirt or top they want to wear and Dean will help them build an outfit around it. Dean won’t ever admit it aloud but he almost has more fun dressing Cas up than he does undressing them.
  • For their trip to Hawaii Cas wants to bring a bikini. There are an endless number of cute tops and Dean has to limit Cas to like 3 (”jeeze we’re only going to be there like a week, how many swimsuits do you need? Aren’t you bringing like 3 pairs of trunks too?”). But the bottoms pose a problem. A lot of the fun ones pose a problem for tucking and its really bumming Cas out. They really wanted the cute blue ones with the pink flowers. But it seems they’re doomed to choose between black, black, black, navy blue, black, or (surprise) black. Dean of course spends a lot of late nights trying to find a solution and he does in the form of a sarong. The one that dean surprises Cas with is a royal blue with yellow/gold dragons on it and Cas is THRILLED. And since Dean is such a big sap he totally lets Cas buy like 6 more of the damn things because the way their face lights up just makes Dean’s heart melt.
  • When Dean and Cas go to see their first metal show it’s in an intense heat wave. There’s no way it should be this hot in May but it is. And being in the crowded venue with 100s of other metalheads moshing out to Amon Amarth is going to be hell. So Cas decides they’re going to wear their cute skull skirt. Dean’s honestly kind of jealous because the thought of wearing jeans is already making him want to die. They get a few odd looks when they are standing outside the venue waiting to get in (to be fair most people in line are getting weird looks from passers by) but thank god nobody decides to be a dick. That is until they’re standing in line to get water after the opener has finished playing. Some huge burly guy (like seriously he might be taller than Sam even) with a huge beard and sleeves on both arms comes up and says “Uhh hey, I don’t mean for this to come out rude or anything but…. wheredidyougethatskirtitisreallycute…” It takes them a moment to process what the guy said but then Cas smiles and explains how their sister in law is a seamstress and gives the guy her card. He thanks Cas profusely and disappears into the crowd. They think that’s the last of mystery guy but two weeks later Sam phones to say that some huge hairy dude came in to his wife’s shop and special ordered a dress for himself and left a silver pendant of Mjolnir for Cas.

(feel free to add your own cute agender!Cas/Dean headcanons!)

it’s our really close family friend’s birthday and she was having a kinda sad birthday but my mom was gonna make her a butterscotch cake she’d been dreaming about for five years but Then there was a huge storm and like ten minutes after my mom put the cake in the oven the power went out and has so far stayed out all evening. so a couple hours later my mother sadly took the cake out of the oven and IT WAS COMPLETELY COOKED. the leftover heat from the oven cooked it perfectly all the way through. so we ate butterscotch cake and melting ice cream on the porch and our neighbor came over and played “happy birthday” on his bagpipes. moral of the story, sometimes miracles happen

anonymous asked:

This is really fucking personal, but I'm really curious. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who did you lose it to?

It’s cool hun, I’m kind of an open book lol.

It was three days before my 18th birthday and it was with my really close male friend. He was a total sweetheart and really liked comics, we met in middle school.

We were at his house and watching scary movies and we would play this game where we’d try to say the dirtiest shit in different accents and whoever laughs first loses.

Well he kept doing this really cute Russian accent and I sort of told him to do it between my legs. Next thing i knew, he really was haha.

It was a nice experience. I found out a lot about myself, especially that I liked being choked (I had no idea where he got the idea from, but he just sort of did it and was like “yes or no?” And I was all for it haha) I did have to tap his hand a couple of times and let him know his hand was too tight but other than that it was a solid 10/10 experience. Apart from the lil bruises but I thought that was the best part (blame my sinful kinkiness) they were very hard to hide the next day lol.

The downside of it though is that he ended up passing away a year later from Leukemia and that sort of took a very big toll on me. He was a very good person and I hope he’s in heaven having a good time reading Deathstroke comics like he used to. ❤️❤️