not really bb

i woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t sleep until i finished this

DO NOT REPOST OR REUPLOAD MY EDITS ANYWHERE PLZ AND THANKS 💜

Your two complicated sons

Expectations:

Reality:

2

@thisshouldbegayer and I just began a mermaid AU, and I don’t know where it’s going, but this is how it started.

“Why is this taking so long? You’re supposed to be efficient.”

“And you’re supposed to be a rational partner but life is full of disappointment.”

finally hauled ass to draw bnha for the first time!! which happened to be on lil beansprout’s special day by sheer coincidence! happy birthday midoriya ♡

Vanoss: Jon

Vanoss: Jonathan

Vanoss: Johny

Vanoss: Johny boy

Vanoss: Jay

Vanoss: Jay bae

Vanoss: Johnny rockets

Vanoss: John cena

Vanoss: John don

Vanoss: Jon-celot

Vanoss: Jon’s-a-snot

Vanoss: …

Vanoss: Come on, Irrational Water, don’t ignore me.

Delirious: I’m sorry what?

Delirious: Irrational Water?

Vanoss: Is that the only thing you paid any attention to?

Delirious: Irrational Water. What the heck, Evan?