not really a prank

anonymous asked:

Since Io is like a witch what kind of magic does he use? Does he use his magic a lot (I bet he uses them for like pranks on other ocs of yours)

Io specializes is transfiguration (as it relates to this) but it’s mostly because it is something that has stuck with him as a child since he is a Shark Boy. He also does well in charms and potions but doesn’t really enjoy those classes, but he does like the history of magic alongside transfiguration. One class he definitely hates are the broom classes, he’d rather eat a slug than going up in the sky on a broom. Also, he doesn’t really use his magic to play pranks on other students since his mother taught him better…..although Clark may be an exception lol

Revenge on homophobic dad

So I came to visit my dad on Easter and I’ve never heard so many homophobic words in 6 fucking days. He went full on how gross and disgusting and all that homophobic bullshit and then - of course - he fetishised lesbians, because “they are nice to look at”. I got really pissed when he started to wonder if Church will let him change godfather for my brother, because the one he has Come out as gay couple weeks ago… I was like “what is wrong with you? I honestly want to know?!?!?”

I tried to use reasoning but it failed so now I’m in the middle of making my revenge in couple simple steps:

1. Go on yt and watch so many gay (les too but not two attractive models making out) videos ad you can so recommendation on yt will always show gays.
2. Go to his porn account (I just happened to know his login and password to everything so that’s not a problem) and also watch gay (this time male/male only) videos and like them, comment maybe so it will also jump on in recommendation.
3. Say you are gay. Bonus: Suggest having a gf and say that “those sleepovers you let me go to were total fun”
4. Trick him into watching gay movies(:
“Brokeback mountain” may not be a good to start with, because most people knows it’s gay. Better start with some less known movies) then watch him storm out the room when he reliased what he is watching.
5. Made him read gay ff - must be slowburn. I will tell him that I wrote it and he - as a good father and shit - should support my dreams and read this. Make him fully invested before he reliase it’s gay love story.
6. Find out how many celebrities he likes are gay. Watch movies with those people and when they appear on screen say “Did you know he/she is gay?”
7. Find out how many historical figures and his idols may be gay and destroy his image of them.
8. After this he will probably start to fight: “its not important that he is gay, because he did something and he is my Idol”. Make a face and make him understand what he just said.
9. If 8 happens give him a break because he starts to get it.
10. if 8 does not work just jump straight here and be as gay as possible. Mention things about pride during meals, show how much LGBT community suffered over the time, try to make him understand something (if he doesn’t plan vacation and place him in one room with gay uncle)

MAKE HIS HOMOPHOBIC LIFE A GAY HELL, BECAUSE HE DESERVES TO KNOW WHAT BIG ASSHOLE HE IS.
(I’m currently at point 2. Revenge Is on)

some of the pranks green day has pulled on other bands
  • kaiser chiefs: green day brings an entire jazz band onto the stage during their set.
  • prima donna: crashes their set with toilet paper, confetti, booze, and costumes. also filled their dressing with smoke and confetti.
  • franz ferdiand: gets a bunch of random guys to play bagpipes onstage to while wearing kilts. also toilet paper flies everywhere.
  • jet: green day goes onstage dressed up as animals with a bunch of male strippers. the male strippers start taking their clothes off onstage.
  • the bravery: popcorn, mascots, male strippers, and toilet paper everywhere. the bravery actually got revenge on green day by “recreating” woodstock 94 and having mud flying around during their set.
  • rise against: tre cool brings a foosball table onstage and starts playing it with the band members during their show.
  • billy talent: tre cool gets the sound people to create a loud bang during the song “rusted from the rain”. the entire band gets really scared but then laugh after realizing it was tre pranking them.
  • paramore: same thing as billy talent. tre cool creates an unexpected explosion. 
  • 30 seconds to mars: this was at a music festival so they weren’t even technically playing with green day but tre (obviously) decided to prank them anyways. he goes onstage dressed up as jared leto and starts banging cymbals while dancing around the stage.
  • afi: green day comes onstage in the middle of their set dressed in animal mascot costumes.
  • my chemical romance: had a huge garbage bag full of popcorn above the stage that opened during mcr’s set, covering everything with popcorn. every time gerard way tried to say something into his microphone, a loud explosion would interrupt him. green day then proceeds to come onstage, fighting each other with light sabers.
  • jimmy eat world: green day would randomly set off concussion light blasts in the middle of songs.
  • the interrupters: green day crashed their set while in costume and tried blindfolding all the band members and putting tape over their mouths while the interrupters were trying to sing. 

there are more but these are some of my favourite ones. this band is honestly out of control.

So I played a really mean prank on my parents the other day....

My parents and I were sitting down to watch spn 12x12 (Stuck in the Middle With You) (which I had already seen), and said just before watching…. “One of the main characters is going to die!” 

My parents’ reaction: “Oh shit who is it?”

I said that I wasn’t going to tell but the episode was going to be really traumatic! Obviously when this happend…. 

Mum: *gasps* Cas!!!! Noooo

Dad: He’s my favourite! He can’t die, he’s Cas!

Me: 

So when this happened….

Parents: *both crying* 

Dad: I just can’t believe he’s going to die 

Mum: I’m not watching the show anymore they have gone too far 

But when this happend….

Me: hahahahahaha suckers! I fooled you!!! 

Mum: *literally gets up and smacks me*

Dad: You little shit…

  • McCree: (opens fridge door) …Why is peacekeeper in the fridge?
  • Mercy: You were giggling and said ‘this is really gonna confuse me tomorrow’. Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
  • McCree: This explains so much.
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Victor you little shit


Inspired by @actualyuuri‘s wonderful CollegeAU!YOI fic featuring a linguistics major Victor, along with this post  

literally I haven’t made an original post in years but I was so inspired also Victor is so hard to draw y is he so beautiful 

Child Abusers on YouTube

Hey, guys. I usually don’t write about this kind of stuff because I never want to falsely accuse someone and destroy their livelihood because of it. However, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that this YouTube channel is abusing their children . 

DaddyOFive is a YouTuber who does stuff that I don’t really care about, save for a certain series of prank videos. In these prank videos, he and his wife “prank” their children by destroying their toys, screaming at their face, and being overall emotionally abusive. 

Want a taste? Well, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf7HibATNg&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvoLmsXKkYM&feature=youtu.be

Wasn’t that lovely? Wanna see more? Go ahead. Go on their YouTube channel and watch some more. What a heartfelt family.

This should not be tolerated in the slightest. I dislike pranks in general, but anytime children are harmed the line is crossed. They must be stopped.

1) Report any video you find that shows the children being encouraged to fight and physically attack each other. Screaming at a child also counts as verbal and emotional abuse and still falls in line with child abuse.

2) Report the entire channel. Here is the link.

3) Seek out where this family is from. Not to attack them, but to call child services. So far, I’ve discovered they live in Maryland. This is their P.O. box address, so they must live close:

   P.O. Box 571
Damascus, MD. 20872

Child services will not act on the family until an address is found. Many have already said that they have attempted to call their local child services, only to be advised to call the FBI (which is NOT some super-secret organization where you have to be a secretary of some governor to be able to contact).

Please, someone else help with this. This is absolutely not okay. These children must be removed from them immediately. 

Chat Blanc funny head canon

We always portray chat blanc as the dark and twisted version of Adrien, usually far more vicious and cruel. But like, he is literally evil Adrien, the boy hasn’t a mean bone in his body.

Imagine him just pulling really mild pranks at worst, and being a mild inconvenience but acting like he is super evil. Like he will give someone a box of chocolates, reveal that they are expired, but then say that there is a coupon for a free box inside, which is also expired.

Okay but

Musty forest witch Roadhog, living in a small wooden hut in the deep woods. 

He goes out to gather ingredients for his brews and spells and gets followed by a pack of wild hogs everywhere. They lurk around his cabin too, serving as protectors if unfriendlies are approaching. 

The locals are dead scared of him but all he really wants is peace and quiet, so he chases any visitors off quickly by making the approach to his hut as scary as possible. (Mounted skulls, swampy mists and sinkholes litter the path) 

One night, he notices movement in the mist, a faint orange glow approaching. He thinks it’s villagers with torches come to burn him and his hut so he prepares a warding spell, but he’s surprised when he’s faced with a friendly fire spirit instead. 

The fire spirit is mischieveous, but Mako knows it’s not out to harm him. he hears it giggle in the middle of the night sometimes and knows his ingredients will have swapped places again. He doesn’t mind. He’d forgotten what it felt like to be pranked. Mako never really knew what it was like to have a friend, but he thinks he likes it.

At night, the orange glow of the spirit is a welcome companion. Mako often stays up late, brewing or writing recipes and the spirit is kind enough to provide him with the light to do so. It sometimes even points out flaws in his writing. Most of the time though, it’s curled up in Mako’s fur mantle, warm and cosy against his cheek. It’s fire burns bright, but it never hurts Mako. The little sighs of content are endearing to say the least. 

Mako often wanders out in the woods to gather shrooms for his next recipe. He thought he left the spirit safely back home today, but when he’s beset by a bear, the spirit jumps out and forms a protective circle of flames around him, the power chasing away the rabid bear. The spirit, exhausted from the display, is taken back home by Mako, where it can recharge in peace. Mako finds himself worried, lectures the spirit that it should have been more careful. 

“Had to protect you.”

It insists. Mako just sighs and thanks it for saving his life. He realizes he cares for this little troublemaker. 

Curious, Mako attempts to summon the entity behind the spirit one night and is surprised to find it is a young man, who tells him his name used to be Jamie. A forgotten beggar that died in the city streets of starvation, but who’s flame refuses to be extinguished. Jamie’s looking for his final resting place, a grave with no name. Nobody cared to know him then.

Moved by Jamie’s plight, Mako helps him find the grave, but Jamie is reluctant to move on even then. 

“I want to stay with you.”

He claims, and Mako nods. A witch and a fire spirit? There have been worse ideas.

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Gabriel Tigerman about Jared and Jensen pranks (NashCon 2012). Gabe was only in season 2 so I’m guessing this was before they decided pranking each other was dangerous. And his last episode was All Hell Breaks Loose, part 1 where Sam actually dies at the end and it was really hard on Jensen. I can totally see Jared pulling pranks to distract him. 

Reggie Mantle Stan
  • What they say: I'm fine.
  • What they mean: I'm not fine, why do people think he's clueless clearly he's a smart lil bean that needs to appreciated more. He lives for attention because he doesn't get any at home. His parents work for good causes but forget all about him. He doesn't get the whole teen scene because he's never really had people with him and his pranks is what he enjoys to do for attention. My boii got a dog from a shelter for god sakes because he was lonely. He names it VADER could he be any more of a dork. You would think someone with his built would pick a different dog but he picked the smallest one that needed a home because he knows what it's like being lonely and having to fend for himself. He doesn't love Midge he likes the idea of someone like her in his life loving him for who he is. He has such a big heart but nobody knows because he hides it so well and I just want to grab him and hug him and tell him everything is gonna be alright and that he will find happiness.
  • *Catches Breath*
Deleting the blog...

I was going to make a post that we were deleting the blog.
Or that we are being replaced.
Or that tumblr decided to ban us.
Or that I died.
Or that Voldemort has returned.
Or that we now require a subscription fee.

But Jamie doesn’t wanna do anything for April fools because she is a party pooper.

So I’m just going to delete the blog anyway.

Bye.

-Justin (Slytherin)

DEH Kids April Fools Day Pranks
  • <p> <b>Jared:</b> Some Netflix-level Internet shenanigans like setting up a website that involve weeks of work, then sending everyone a link and going offline for the rest of the day, knowing that chaos is unfolding<p/><b>Alana:</b> The classic "I'm gay" post in Facebook except the next day she doesn't take it down. The prank is that she just publicly came out w very little backlash bc everyone thought it was a prank. If anybody lols underneath her status she simply replies w "homophobe"<p/><b>Zoe:</b> Actually really bad at pranks,, her idea of a prank is talking in Kermit the Frog voice all day. Connor is like "Zoe that's not a prank you can't just-" "Zoe???? I'm Keermit"<p/><b>Connor:</b> Classics. The hand in a bowl of warm water trick. Fake spider on your pillow. Once bought a tambourine and tried to join jazz band just to freak Zoe out<p/><b>Evan:</b> Doesn't get to do his prank until halfway through the day bc he's too nervous, calls Zoe and leaves a message on her answering machine saying "you smell bad" but doesn't last half an hour before calling to tell her he's sorry and he hopes she's not upset and please don't break up with him<p/></p>
Fake/Pretend Relationship

 The latest Larry fake/pretend relationship fics:

Follow Your Heart by Jackstylinson:

Summary: “What do you mean exactly?” Harry asks. Louis’ heart is threatening to beat out of his chest. His stomach is sinking, and he’s holding his breath waiting for the words he knows are coming.“We think it would be best to market you guys as a couple,” Simon tells them. The tone in his voice makes Louis think there’s no wiggle room to even try to argue about it.Louis’ heart stops and his breath hitches. This cannot be happening. This has to be some sort of dream. Actually this has to be some sort of prank, really. He absentmindedly looks around the room for any evidence of hidden cameras or microphones to no avail.“You’re kidding,” Louis says flatly. Louis is pretty sure a lot of the music industry these days likes to hide the fact that an artist isn’t straight, afraid that it might affect record sales and now he’s sitting in the middle of an executive label meeting being told he had to be in a relationship with his best friend–who’s a boy he’s been secretly in love with for most of his adolescence–in order to sell records? What kind of alternate universe level bullshit is he living in?

Dance to the Distortion by domesticharry:

Summary: Louis accidentally breaks Harry’s camera lens and in order to get it fixed, they decide to participate in a romantic couples study. The only issue is that they are not actually couple. Well that and the fact they cannot stand each other.

What Happens Next by lululawrence:

Summary: “So anyway,” Louis said on a yawn, making Harry yawn as well. “What can I do for you?”

“Uhm. Well, I was wondering how a free vacation sounded to you.”

Harry knew he had Louis’ attention fully because his voice suddenly sounded much more alert.

“I’d say you’re trying to sell me something, because nothing in life is free. However, I am listening.”

Or a fic where Harry has to pick up the pieces and ends up on the couples cruise that should have been his honeymoon…with his best friend Louis.

Love Me Like You Do by lululawrence:

Summary: “Yeah, but is working in a field completely unrelated to what I’m educated in and what I want to do really paying my dues? And Lou, I’m 28. I’m 28 working a job I don’t enjoy, still living with my best friend, minutes from my mom’s house.”“You’re saying that living with me isn’t the best part of your life right now, fucker,” Louis complained, poking Harry in the ribs where he knew he was sensitive. Harry squeaked and moved his arm to protect his side before apologizing.“I didn’t mean it like that, it’s just…” Harry sighed. “I feel like I’m just treading water and I have been for ages now. I’m glad I have a job that covers what I need it to, and I’m incredibly lucky to have you with me as well, but like…”Louis waited, but the silence wasn’t filled.Or the one where it’s time for Harry’s ten year reunion and Louis being his fake boyfriend for the night changes things more than they expected.

Perfect storm by cherrystreet:

Summary: What do you do when your best friend asks you and your (now) ex to be the best men at his destination wedding? You can either tell him the truth, tell him you’re not together anymore, and deal with the consequences, or you can pretend you’re still together and roll with it, just pray you don’t spiral. Fake it ‘til you make it. You know, for the sake of the wedding.Harry and Louis choose the latter.

if you love me by transstevebucky:

Summary: “You could pretend to be my partner.” Harry has his hands tucked in his lap, like he’s making a professional business decision, and not destroying Louis’s life.

“No.” He tries, and a grin stretches at Harry’s mouth. “I said no, arsehole.”

“Louis,” and it’s not fair that Harry puts his puppy eyes on, “please pretend to be my fake partner so I don’t have to cry about lying to my mum.”

“Okay,” it’s a nail in his coffin, and he knows that, “I’ll be your fake boyfriend.”

He hopes the alarms in his head stop blaring soon. 

au. pretending to be your best friend’s boyfriend has never been so easy.

Follow Your Heart  (32k) by Jackstylinson

“What do you mean exactly?”  Harry asks.  Louis’ heart is threatening to beat out of his chest.  His stomach is sinking, and he’s holding his breath waiting for the words he knows are coming.

“We think it would be best to market you guys as a couple,” Simon tells them.  The tone in his voice makes Louis think there’s no wiggle room to even try to argue about it.

Louis’ heart stops and his breath hitches.  This cannot be happening.  This has to be some sort of dream.  Actually this has to be some sort of prank, really.  He absentmindedly looks around the room for any evidence of hidden cameras or microphones to no avail.

“You’re kidding,” Louis says flatly.  Louis is pretty sure a lot of the music industry these days likes to hide the fact that an artist isn’t straight, afraid that it might affect record sales and now he’s sitting in the middle of an executive label meeting being told he had to be in a relationship with his best friend–who’s a boy he’s been secretly in love with for most of his adolescence–in order to sell records?  What kind of alternate universe level bullshit is he living in?