not really a prank

anonymous asked:

have you ever done a really big prank on someone?

hmmm not that I remember. tbh I’m not a fan of pranks as most people know them to be. i always felt awful and embarrassed when people pranked me and i just don’t like the idea of getting your kicks at someone else’s expense like that. only pranks I’m into are ones where no one feels like a victim yknow.

So I played a really mean prank on my parents the other day....

My parents and I were sitting down to watch spn 12x12 (Stuck in the Middle With You) (which I had already seen), and said just before watching…. “One of the main characters is going to die!” 

My parents’ reaction: “Oh shit who is it?”

I said that I wasn’t going to tell but the episode was going to be really traumatic! Obviously when this happend…. 

Mum: *gasps* Cas!!!! Noooo

Dad: He’s my favourite! He can’t die, he’s Cas!

Me: 

So when this happened….

Parents: *both crying* 

Dad: I just can’t believe he’s going to die 

Mum: I’m not watching the show anymore they have gone too far 

But when this happend….

Me: hahahahahaha suckers! I fooled you!!! 

Mum: *literally gets up and smacks me*

Dad: You little shit…

  • McCree: (opens fridge door) …Why is peacekeeper in the fridge?
  • Mercy: You were giggling and said ‘this is really gonna confuse me tomorrow’. Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
  • McCree: This explains so much.
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The Weasley Twins are hands down the best characters of the series, and it’s a shame that they didn’t get more screen time in the movies. They had so many amazing moments in the books, but they only got two really solid scenes in the movie (pranking Umbridge and Fred’s death) out of all the things they canonly did. It’s even worse because James and Oliver were arguably the perfect actors for the twins.

I love that Abby is considered the Mom friend but she really isn’t. Abby is the person who recorded a fart and pranked people with it. Abby is the person who makes “yo mama” jokes. Abby is the person who apparently forgets to eat sometimes and Patty has to remind her to or else she gets cranky. Abby is the person who has a secret handshake with Holtz and yells “SCATTER SCATTER SCATTER” when stealing science equipment. Abby is the one who still has her presentation from school with Erin at the ready. I guess the reason why she could be considered the Mom friend is because she is the most loyal and loving friend, and the pillar of the group. I love Abby.

Partners in Mischief

Hogwarts - Gryffindor Girls Dormitory

Sirius is applying makeup as Jamie watches her. After a while, she clears her throat.

Sirius smiles, without looking at her best friend.

Jamie: I know, I know…

Sirius: I wouldn’t hurt her, Prongs. It’s not like that. She’s not just - anybody.

Jamie: I’m happy for you both, really. Took you bloody long enough.

Jamie: Are you going to spend all your time with Remi now, or..? Because I have some really good pranks planned, and I can’t pull them off if you’re both snogging each other all the time.

Sirius stares blankly for a brief moment. Then, she breaks into laughter.

Sirius: Look, you’re my partner in crime, right? We’re the Marauders. Remi might be my girlfriend, but…

Jamie: If you could stop looking at your own reflection for three seconds, I do have a plan.

FIN.

BALLS OF WHAT ?

GUYS so I went to a Colombian restaurant with a Korean friend and I ordered Bandeja paisa which that includes Chorizo(pork sausage)and my friend was amazed by that he really liked so I was like
- do you know what is the chorizo made of?
-no … it takes really good but I don’t know
AND IM A PRANKSTER LIKE THATS MY HOBBY AND NICKNAME SO THIS IS WHAT I ANSWERED
- is made of BALLS OF DONKEY .
AND I SWEAR THAT HE SAW HIS LIFE PASSING THROUGH HIS EYES AND ALMOST CHOCKED