Drawing a line right now: All I want from the Kenobi movie is no romantic subplot.
The movie can be about fucking anything, two and a half hours of Ewan McGregor crying into a whiskey bottle, but if I catch so much as a whiff of a romantic subplot i’m noping out of this film so hard.
Just. Leave Obi-Wan’s love life the fuck alone. You’ve done enough. It’s exhausting and if I hear about about him falling in love with one more blonde, white woman this movie will not be getting a penny of my money.
Title: I’ve Been Trying to Lay My Head Down Rating: Teen Word Count: 1.8k Summary: Dan spends too much time worrying about what’s happening in alternate universes. Phil’s just trying to seduce some orcs.
Or, Dan freaks out over the idea of a straight Phil and they play some Dungeons and Dragons.
I'M ACTUALLY SUPER EXCITED FOR THE NEW CAMPAIGN LIKE HMU
YO I FUCKIN CAUGHT UP WITH THIS SHOW AT THE START OF THE SUFFERING GAME, I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED TIME IN THOSE TWO WEEKS BETWEEN EPISODES WHERE I WAS LIKE “BOY GOLLY THAT WAS A GRAND TIME! CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF MY FUN AND FANCY FREE FAVORITE PODCAST!”
I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME BOYS!!!
Oh guys- thanks for being so patient! Saran’s chapter is done! 16K later.
Someone please teach me how to do head canons properly. I have a problem, I’ll try to edit during my breaks at work otherwise I hope for it to be up on here tomorrow between 2-3pm Australian Eastern Stand Time.
This would be a good time to read the story that this slight AU takes place from, Saeran’sTo Borrow #6HC. It literally takes place right after :)
Oh guys- this just means I need to write V’s and then I can start angst fest and smut fest!!! WOOOHOOOO!