since uglies in 2017 still say girlgroups only do cute concepts, let me remind you that we’re in the middle of the year and we already had all of this:
aoa - bing bing we started 2017 way up high girlies! magic assistants!
aoa - excuse me chorus? catchy. key point of dance? catchy. quality. this song should have blown up. sherlock homes who?
dreamcatcher - chase me A DEBUT. who tf cares abt pokemon go? i only catch and chase after this amazing horror concept
clc - hobgoblin hi! basically they girl crushed all nasty opinions on girlgroups, so bye!
luna, hani, solar - honey bee yeah ik not a group but a gay trinity that proclaimed bowling so no straight person can play it
gugudan - a girl like me BEAT IS SICK. plus literally teaching you not to waste your precious time with boys, if he doesn’t have attitude just dump him
gfriend - fingertip our galaxy is safe. gay friend squad is defending it
brave girls - rollin’ like dj khaled said another one. another bop done wrong and ignored by society. in the mv they danced over a kinda of wet floor and also oN CHAIRS wth i can’t even walk properly
pristin - wee woo not an ambulance siren ok. each girl had their own little vibe added
separately to the mv. at the end they do together some witchcraft shit. tell me abt concept bitch we have multi!
girl’s day - i’ll be yours queens of your local boxing ring. they can and they will knock you out while in high heels. Vocals
exid - night rather than day NATBODANEUN. BAME. WA. a subway ride never felt more inviting. timeless fresh bop with JAZZ ELEMENTS BUT SO POP!!! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU NEED??? TF
wassup - color tv i wish i had partied with them. you feel like dancing even you’re tired. a Mood elevator
9muses - remember got a life is strange feel and nerds will maybe agree with me. HAS A KILLER RAP PART. mourn over a man i just murdered? no thank! a warm bath is better
blackpink - as if it’s your last L O V E. you just don’t classify art. this could really be the last song i heard in my life and i’d die happily.
mamamoo - yes i am YES YOU ARE AND WHATEVER YOU ARE IS FUCKIN GOOD. such an important female empowering anthem for kpop!!!! please listen to your fellow girls words, which are filled with actual honest lyrics.
stellar - archangels of the sephiroth worth of being in some movie soundtrack. the instrumental is out of this world. angels themselves produced this like wow???
red velvet - red flavor mmm i bet that’s how summer would taste if it was a drink. REFRESHING. colorful, fun and supports health care. just eat fruits and dance
just a psa: is there something wrong with cute concept? of course fuckin not. there is something very wrong, though, on using it as an excuse to justify your hate towards girlgroups and also limiting them inside a box. they are just as powerful and talented and hardworking as your male idols, they’re gonna do bunches of concepts: cute, sexy, innovative, whatever there is to do, but you can bet your ass they will execute all with excellence. so jot that down, do me and yourself a favour: STAN AND RESPECT GIRLGROUPS. (:
iconic concept in the pokemon games: when your rival starts out as a mean punk who only cares about strong pokemon but by the end you know they’ve learned the value of love and truly bonded with their team because they have a final stage pokemon that can only evolve with max friendship (ex: golbat evolving into crobat)
#761.5 - Bounsweet exclude a delicious smell from their entire body which has a calming effect on humans, making them a popular Pokemon found in Alolan homes. Those who aren’t cared for by a Trainer often end up as prey, as predators are drawn towards their delicious aroma, and their stubby legs and rotund body make it difficult for them to flee. As Bounsweet age, the calyx on their head grows harder, granting them more protection from predators and a resulting increase in confidence. Able to better defend themselves, they enjoy socializing and playing with other Pokemon.
#762.5 - Only the strongest Steenee are able to evolve. These popular individuals evolve with the blessings of other Steenee, and once they’ve finished growing into a Tsareena, they use their impressive and powerful kicks to protect defenseless Bounsweet. Being strong enough to evolve causes Steenee to think very highly of themselves, and they will critically judge those who they find aren’t up to par. Steenee raised by competent Trainers are typically strong enough to evolve, though they must be taught how to properly utilize their stomp.
All trainers must be at least 10 to train Pokemon. If a child under 10 "owns" a Pokemon, it is only permitted if it is registered as a "family pet". They, however, are permitted to accompany older trainers on their journeys, but they may not participate in battles, the league, or any other form of Pokemon Contest.
Who cares what age kids playing the game are. Everyone in this world is going to summon Satan one day or another, let's go ahead and start them off early.