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So my year so far is a success. I don’t care what else happens for the rest of it, the beginning was super successful. 

After Yuri On Ice ended, I realised I had friends who shared their names with the main characters, and as a result decided I needed to convince said friends to watch it despite the fact that neither of them have ever had any interest in anime in general. Uri is now almost at the end of the series but has said almost nothing, Viktor has watched two episodes and won’t shut up. So I decided to share some of what Viktor said because I for one find it hilarious (in order of when I remembered the exchanges)

  • “So Yuuri’s reaction to being told a naked, attractive foreigner who might be his idol, I think, was in the family steam bath naked, was to run to the steam bath to watch him be naked?”
  • Upon first seeing Yuri Plisetsky: “Oh my god, did you see him slink around that corner? That was so graceful! Like a cat! OR AN ASSASSIN!”
  • “Are we in Russia? We’re in Russia.”
    Later: “Is it the norm in…what the hell country are we in?”
  • “Everyone’s just yelling at Yuuri in public places.”
  • “They don’t need much to hide Viktor’s doodle, do they?”
  • “The ballerina teacher scares me. She’s too happy.”
  • About Yurio: “Ball of anger. Skating ball of anger. He’s a Skating Ball of Anger. On ice.”
  • Viktor: “So Yuri’s whole plan was to go to Japan and scream Viktor’s name? He knew he was at the Hatetsu Ninja House. Why didn’t he just go to the Hatetsu ninja house and go from there like ‘Where the fuck is Viktor?”
    Henry (Viktor’s friend): “Maybe he didn’t know where the Hatetsu ninja house is.”
    Viktor: “Then he should grab some random Japanese person and go from there like “Where the fuck is Hatetsu Ice Ninja House?!”
  • To the tune of the Carmen Sandiego theme: “Where in the world is Viktor Nikiforov?”
    And “Where in the world is Yuri Plisetsky’s parents?”
  • “This 15-year-old goes to Japan without telling anyone and the only one who cares is his skating coach.”
  • “Old man skating coach is going to have an aneurysm dealing with these…RUSSIAN PUNKS!” *Inane giggling*
  • “Hahaha, Russian punk…what a dumb nickname.”
  • “Viktor gave Yuuri the sexy music because he wants to bone him. And the 15-year-old got the other music because 15-year-olds doing sexy dancing? Ew, no.”
  • Viktor: “Why is Viktor naked?”
    Henry: “Because he’s in an onsen. You wouldn’t go to a public bath fully clothed.”
    Viktor: “…I might…”
  • Viktor: “Yuri is definitely the hangry type.”
    Me: “I dunno, I think he’s just angry.”
    Viktor: “Or maybe he was really hungry when he kicked that bathroom door.”
  • “Honestly, doesn’t he know how rude it is to interrupt someone when they’re having a bathroom cry?”
  • “Drop-kicking someone in the face is a national greeting in Russia.”
  • Viktor, about the triplets: “Oh god, what the fuck are those?”
    Me (being a hypocrite because I keep calling them gremlins): “Children.”
    Viktor: “…Ew, children. Children, ew.”
  • “Ew, people. Ew, press conference. Ew, Viktor Nikiforov.”
  • In a Batman voice (While physically shaking Henry): “WHERE IS VIKTOR NIKIFOROV? WHERE IS HE?!”
  • About Christophe, during the credits: “I have found best character.”
  • “Why is he eating victory food when he hasn’t victoried?”
  • About Georgi: “Who’s this guy standing like he’s the hottest man alive?”
    *Silence*
    “He’s probably the hottest man alive.”

Part 2 (since people requested it)

Tsukishima: [Tries to flirt] Rawr

Yamaguchi: [Confused] What?

Tsukishima: It means “I love you” in dinosaur

Yamaguchi: …

Yamaguchi:

internet friend!donghyuk

this is for u @cryinggoutloud luv u bab

i should be doing homework lmaO NOPE


- okok so

- u and dongyuck r internet besties

- yAll met bc yaLL were in a gc together w a bunch of other ppl

- “eYO BITCHES WASSUP ITS YA BOI”

- “weirdo”

- “eXCUSE ME?!?!??@ IM NNOT A WEIDO FAK U”

- ‘wow sassy ass bitch”

- “SASSY ASS BITCHA HSHSHSH”

- “if y'all gonna b like this just create a private chat” - everyone else

- so ya did

- “hey biHHH’

- “ew wait i didn’t think you would actually-”

- start of a wonderful friendship

- y'all video chatted the minute you got home from school to the minute you went to bed

- yOU GUSY ATE DINNER TOGETHER IT WAS SO CUTE

- you guys always texted each other

- lmao u get in trouble a lot 

- “dINGDONGHYUCK I GOT MY PHONE TAEKN AWAY AGAIN FCHUDH”

- “ahKHSHAKHK”

- you guys roast each other a lot FUCKSKSKSK

- somewhere in between all the roasting n shit, you guys actually started to like each other 

- like - like like each other ya feel??

- you guys didn’t tell each other though lmao

- it was a secret for a very long time

- omG STORY TIME

- SO YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YALL FTING

- AND LIKE

- “uhhh who’s this?”

- ‘its- uh-”

- “im her dada nice to meet u ;))))))”

- yOU WERE BANNED FOR A MONTH FROM YOUR PHONE 

- when u got it again you see you have

- 14789 new texts messages, 653 calls, and 355 facetimes

- lmAO JESUS

- he rly missed u ok ;(

- anYWAY

- whEN YOU GUYS FTED AGAIN YOU CHOKED ON UR SPIT

- cause hyuk is,,,so,,,good,,,looking 

- aND yOU aLMOsT foRGot abOUT hiS bEAuty

- tbh y'all were blushing and stuttering???

- youve never done that before?

- super awkward?

- loL 

- once u guys were having a ft sleepover and u fell asleep first

- so he was just staring at u

- cause you were so beautiful?

- he would’ve stayed up all night and watched u sleep (lol creep) if it wasn’t for the fact that he was super tired like he’s not usually this tired bUT

- you woke up first and

- “is this what it would be like to date him? if so sign me the fuCc up”

- hONESTLY HE LOOKED SO ETHERAL

- FUCJDJDJDJ 

- moving on lol

- sO FOR A SUPRISE HE GOT TICKETS TO GO VISIT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS

- AND HE TOLD U OVER FT

- “guess what”

- “wha ugli”

- “w0w ok i guess u don’t want 2 know”

- “nO I DODODODO”

- “OK,,,,,so,,,,,i got tickets to visit u!”

- cue u screaming and yodelling @ the same time

- YALL WERE SO EXCITED CHUDIDIJIDJ YOU GUYS PLANNED SO MUHC LIKE BIKING, SHOPPING, SWIMMING, HSJSKJSKJ EVERYTHING

- you guys started counting down the days omg it was so exciting hahsjhsjhsjhs

- “4 daYZ!!!”

- u couldn’t keep yo shit together omg 

- anYWAY WHEN YALL MET

- ITS LIKE WHEN THOSE COULES WHO HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER IIN A LONG TIME MEET

- like u were waiting and bAm!!! thErE hE iS!! 

- u squealed and like ran up to him

- he like dropped his stuff and engulfed u in a hug

- hE SMELT SO GOOD HWUHSJK

- everyone around y'all were cooing

- tbh u were cooing

- n like u pull apart and he just???pecks??your???lips??

- your faces were so red omgomgomgomg 

- so like u guys were pretty much a couple

- so while u were touring him around u guys would hold hands n be all mushy and he would be so sweet like giving you gifts

- u liked him so much but ugh he would have to leave soon :(

- time skip to the day he was leaving

- like both of y'all were crying

- and clinging to each other

- it!was!so!sad

- but he said he would visit again sOOn when he finished school

- yALL DONT EVEN KNOW

- anyway imma end it here cause i don’t have any other ideas

- but donghyuk loves u and y'all will work thru long distance relationships just fine


SORRY THIS SUCKED LMAO DDJKDJKDJKD I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK TO THE MAX

ILY

- EMMA

“Fair Game” and the Internet

Nope. Actually it’s not.

Let’s take a look at what “fair game” actually is, shall we?

If it has been taken, then nothing about that game is “fair” or right. It’s not yours, you didn’t get permission, you didn’t even at least cite or give credit to whatever artist (and this is true for writers, too, who get their words lifted) made it.

Therefore, it is not fair. It is poached.

Dear ladies, gentlemen, and non-binaries, please do not be a poacher.

Greenhouse

It was rare to see third years in the Greenhouses, which were usually populated by first and second year, since few had chosen the Path of Earth as Adelger had done. After the exams he had started spending more time there, working both over school projects and personal ones. It was thus that the Head of Haus Gold was found sleeves rolled up and face set in a slight frown as all his focus was on his work. He barely realised he was not alone anymore and someone had come in.

Star: Marco!
Marco: What?
Star: Marcooo!!!!
Marco: What i said what?
Star: MARCOOOOO!!!
Marco: For god sakes what already, Star?!
Star: …hi hahahhahahaa
Marco: oh wow verrryy orginal…
Star: ha… Nope saw it on the internet!
Marco:
Star: ohhh come on you know it was funny
Marco:
Star: *tackles Marco on to the ground*
Marco: aah- what the?!
Star: *on top of Marco* tell me it was funny!
Marco: OK ok, it was funny!
Star: yaaayyyyyyyy!
Marco: *staring at star as she celebrates*
Star: haha… What?
Marco*still staring*
Star: *blushes* Um Marco what are you-
Marco: *grabs Star and hugs her tight*
3 min later….
Star: um ok weirdo you can let go now…
——————————————————————
Come on Star you know you liked it😉

Cross (1/?) - Avengers x (f)Reader x Justice Leauge

Originally posted by doseofsuperhusbands

Words: 1189
Pairing: Avengers x (f)Reader
Featuring: DC characters
Warnings: none? I think, I can’t remember.
Requested: nope #moving and no internet so
Authors Note: I had this idea a while ago and wrote a few parts for it but never got around to finishing it but now I have a chance to do everything is hype. Also, I used the reader as fem because it’s really hard to do a long series with so many characters using ‘they’. Sorry. Once I have Internet back, things will be linked on Masterlist, etc.

Part Two Three Four Five Six

Masterlist.


“This is worthless.” You groaned as you fell back onto the floor.

“Come on, kid, get up.” Steve urged you.

“But, nothing is working.” You complained.

“I can feel that we’re getting close to something. Plus, you’re still too unstable, we need to keep working.” Tony told you.

You wanted to continue whining, but it would be easier just to follow what Steve and Tony were asking. “Alright, take out the targets.” Steve instructed.

You sighed and started to shoot the targets, but on the last one, a larger shot came out of your hand, and caused the three of you to fall to the ground.

“(Y/N)’s waking up.” Was the next thing you heard.

Your head was pounding and your whole body hurt like hell. “What’s, what’s going on?” You asked, holding the side of your head.

“A new power emerged.” Tony told you, he had an ice pack up to his head.

“What did it do?” You asked, trying to sit up.

“We aren’t really sure.” Steve said. “You shot that target, and all three of us were knocked out. A few others said that they felt the facility move, though.”

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A Witchy Grantaire Moodboard for @witchygrantaire

anonymous asked:

Do you decorate and arrange all the houses (or living spaces) that you post on here??? Im seriously amazed !!!

Nope, I just find these homes on the internet :)

one time when i was like 14 i used a ouija board at my friend’s house and literally the thing wanted us to make it a pizza

we were like “what’s your name”

and it was like “stan johnson”

and we were like “what do you want”

and it was like “pizza”