So my year so far is a success. I don’t care what else happens for the rest of it, the beginning was super successful.
After Yuri On Ice ended, I realised I had friends who shared their names with the main characters, and as a result decided I needed to convince said friends to watch it despite the fact that neither of them have ever had any interest in anime in general. Uri is now almost at the end of the series but has said almost nothing, Viktor has watched two episodes and won’t shut up. So I decided to share some of what Viktor said because I for one find it hilarious (in order of when I remembered the exchanges)
“So Yuuri’s reaction to being told a naked, attractive foreigner who might be his idol, I think, was in the family steam bath naked, was to run to the steam bath to watch him be naked?”
Upon first seeing Yuri Plisetsky: “Oh my god, did you see him slink around that corner? That was so graceful! Like a cat! OR AN ASSASSIN!”
“Are we in Russia? We’re in Russia.” Later: “Is it the norm in…what the hell country are we in?”
“Everyone’s just yelling at Yuuri in public places.”
“They don’t need much to hide Viktor’s doodle, do they?”
“The ballerina teacher scares me. She’s too happy.”
About Yurio: “Ball of anger. Skating ball of anger. He’s a Skating Ball of Anger. On ice.”
Viktor: “So Yuri’s whole plan was to go to Japan and scream Viktor’s name? He knew he was at the Hatetsu Ninja House. Why didn’t he just go to the Hatetsu ninja house and go from there like ‘Where the fuck is Viktor?” Henry (Viktor’s friend): “Maybe he didn’t know where the Hatetsu ninja house is.” Viktor: “Then he should grab some random Japanese person and go from there like “Where the fuck is Hatetsu Ice Ninja House?!”
To the tune of the Carmen Sandiego theme: “Where in the world is Viktor Nikiforov?” And “Where in the world is Yuri Plisetsky’s parents?”
“This 15-year-old goes to Japan without telling anyone and the only one who cares is his skating coach.”
“Old man skating coach is going to have an aneurysm dealing with these…RUSSIAN PUNKS!” *Inane giggling*
“Hahaha, Russian punk…what a dumb nickname.”
“Viktor gave Yuuri the sexy music because he wants to bone him. And the 15-year-old got the other music because 15-year-olds doing sexy dancing? Ew, no.”
Viktor: “Why is Viktor naked?” Henry: “Because he’s in an onsen. You wouldn’t go to a public bath fully clothed.” Viktor: “…I might…”
Viktor: “Yuri is definitely the hangry type.” Me: “I dunno, I think he’s just angry.” Viktor: “Or maybe he was really hungry when he kicked that bathroom door.”
“Honestly, doesn’t he know how rude it is to interrupt someone when they’re having a bathroom cry?”
“Drop-kicking someone in the face is a national greeting in Russia.”
Viktor, about the triplets: “Oh god, what the fuck are those?” Me (being a hypocrite because I keep calling them gremlins): “Children.” Viktor: “…Ew, children. Children, ew.”
“Ew, people. Ew, press conference. Ew, Viktor Nikiforov.”
In a Batman voice (While physically shaking Henry): “WHERE IS VIKTOR NIKIFOROV? WHERE IS HE?!”
About Christophe, during the credits: “I have found best character.”
“Why is he eating victory food when he hasn’t victoried?”
About Georgi: “Who’s this guy standing like he’s the hottest man alive?” *Silence* “He’s probably the hottest man alive.”
Let’s take a look at what “fair game” actually is, shall we?
If it has been taken, then nothing about that game is “fair” or right. It’s not yours, you didn’t get permission, you didn’t even at least cite or give credit to whatever artist (and this is true for writers, too, who get their words lifted) made it.
Therefore, it is not fair. It is poached.
Dear ladies, gentlemen, and non-binaries, please do not be a poacher.
was rare to see third years in the Greenhouses, which were usually
populated by first and second year, since few had chosen the Path of
Earth as Adelger had done. After the exams he had started spending
more time there, working both over school projects and personal ones.
It was thus that the Head of Haus Gold was found sleeves rolled up
and face set in a slight frown as all his focus was on his work. He
barely realised he was not alone anymore and someone had come in.
Marco: What i said what?
Marco: For god sakes what already, Star?!
Star: …hi hahahhahahaa
Marco: oh wow verrryy orginal…
Star: ha… Nope saw it on the internet!
Star: ohhh come on you know it was funny
Star: *tackles Marco on to the ground*
Marco: aah- what the?!
Star: *on top of Marco* tell me it was funny!
Marco: OK ok, it was funny!
Marco: *staring at star as she celebrates*
Star: haha… What?
Star: *blushes* Um Marco what are you-
Marco: *grabs Star and hugs her tight*
3 min later….
Star: um ok weirdo you can let go now…
Come on Star you know you liked it😉
Cross (1/?) - Avengers x (f)Reader x Justice Leauge
Words: 1189 Pairing: Avengers x (f)Reader Featuring: DC characters Warnings: none? I think, I can’t remember. Requested: nope #moving and no internet so Authors Note: I had this idea a while ago and wrote a few parts for it but never got around to finishing it but now I have a chance to do everything is hype. Also, I used the reader as fem because it’s really hard to do a long series with so many characters using ‘they’. Sorry. Once I have Internet back, things will be linked on Masterlist, etc.