not okay omfg

BTW if anyone’s wondering:::

this is Ofella’s wife, Akka. she was fighting with the rebellion against the Galran’s and couldn’t communicate to Ofella or get back home until a year after Lance first arrived.

When she get’s back Lance starts to feel like he’s invading on a family (even though he’s not everyone loves him lmao) and it’s one of the main reasons he goes off on his own to look for his own family.

AND RUEQ IS THEIR BIOLOGICAL KID bc aliens and i say so

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Peter Cushing + That sexy neck thing he always does after getting choked out

Not only are we getting 2x06 on Monday, also known as the malec date ep with a special kiss, but after the ep we are also getting the promo for 2x07 aka alec ‘’cool gills’’ lightwood buys magnus a gift and will probably see his cat eyes too.

#what a time to be alive #they will be happy *im sobbing*

celebrity is as celebrity does
  • imagine, if you will, a young Rita Skeeter
  • she’s in her fifth year at Hogwarts
  • in Slytherin, of course
  • she’s already decided that upon graduation, she’ll be working for the Daily Prophet
  • now, given that Hogwarts doesn’t really have ‘liberal arts’ classes, Rita’s been able to negotiate some free periods into her schedule
  • “Oh please, Professor Slughorn, you don’t wish for me to work on my writing, on my craft, in History of Magic do you?”
  • she’s on her way to the library, as it’s the other place besides the Great Hall where she can find fodder for her…’stories’
  • now, given her ambitious nature and the fact that she’s not registered, it’s safe to assume that Rita pulled a Marauders and taught herself to become an animagus
  • she stops outside the library and quickly scans her surroundings
  • satisfied, she shifts into her beetle form, and is about to fly through the large wooden doors when she hears it, a whisper from a hidden alcove
  • “Accio, beetle.”
  • Rita feels herself fly backwards into someone’s hand
  • fingers close around her
  • and suddenly she feels them moving
  • Rita can’t see anything until she’s released a while later in what she eventually learn is the Room of Requirement
  • as she tries to orient herself, she’s hit again by another whispered spell and all of a sudden she’s back in her human form
  • emerald and silver robes askew, blonde hair tousled, and glasses perched haphazardly on her nose
  • Rita composes herself and draws her wand, quick as lightning
  • she jabs foward, her wand poking into blue and copper robes
  • she glances up
  • green eyes meet blue
  • and she realizes she’s face to face with a boy
  • a rather handsome one, in fact
  • “What do you think you’re playing at?” she spits out, digging the end of her wand into the boy’s chest
  • to her annoyance, he flashes her a blinding smile and laughs, his golden curls dancing in merriment
  • “Oh, my dear, you and I both know you’re in no position to be making demands.” the boy smoothly answers, his smile never wavering
  • there’s a beat
  • Rita lowers her wand and looks down her nose at the fourth year in front of her
  • “I do suppose, how ever, introductions are in order,” the boy continues
  • he grabs one of her perfectly manicured hands
  • “Rita Skeeter,” he says before kissing her hand, “the name’s Gilderoy Lockhart. And I believe that we can be of great help to each other.”
  • and over the coming years, that’s exactly what they do
  • Gilderoy helps Rita embellish her tall tales
  • Rita helps Gilderoy with his jinxes and hexes especially the memory charm
  • and after Hogwarts the two keep in touch
  • Gilderoy gives Rita exclusive interviews, elevating her status at the Prophet
  • Rita writes countless articles about Gilderoy, helping generate his popularity
  • basically, the two bring out the worst in each other
  • but in fleeting moments of fumbling hands and stolen kisses, of drunken nights and countless quiet mornings, they also bring out the best in each other
  • Rita learns that Gilderoy just wants to make sure he’s leaving something behind, to make sure that long after he’s gone, people will remember him
  • and Gilderoy finds out that Rita wants to be indispensable, to be irreplaceable; she wants to make others dependent on her, she wants to feel needed
  • they supported each other
  • they made each other laugh
  • but they never saw each other cry
  • well, granted, there was one time Gilderoy did see Rita cry
  • it was in his room in St. Mungo’s
  • where in between the heartbroken sobs Rita promised him:
  • “No one else will ever forget you, Gilderoy. I’ll make sure of it.”

anonymous asked:

That jimon superhero idea is really cute do you think you could do like headcanons of when simon ask jace to teach him self defense and jaces teaches him/they spend time together

hi!! sorry this is almost 24hours later. D: this verse - which is essentially about jace being a superhero and simon being catnip for evil and therefore jace’s frequent rescuee - may or may not go anywhere because i have 0 execution skills but if it ever does, these are some of the events that i’d want to happen as simon falls in love with jace / angel:

  • the very next day, simon runs into jace at their building lobby putting up flyers for a self defence class he teaches for free every tuesday and thursday. what a strange and serendipitous turn of events!! but, “oh man,” says simon, crestfallen, “my work schedule’s kind of all over the place though, i don’t think i can make it?” and jace’s gaze lingers on the bruise on simon’s jaw, the discolouration suggesting it was from the night before, and he says, “anytime you have an hour, just pop by to see if i’m home - looks like you needed to learn how to make a quick getaway years ago,” and simon is bewildered by the generosity of this offer but (obviously) he accepts 
  • jace is a brutal instructor and doesn’t cut simon any slack each time he takes simon down. “again,” he demands, “get up.” at first simon’s embarrassed by how easily jace kicks his ass, flustered by how jace is even more attractive when he’s covered in sweat and pinning simon down, face so close that simon can clearly see the darker roots of his eyelashes and follow the curve of the individual lashes to their delicate golden tip. but as their sessions keep going, simon stops seeing jace as someone he wants to make out with and instead as a threat he needs to take down. it shakes simon to realize what an easy target he is, how he might be dead if angel hadn’t saved him all those times and the reality is that if someone devastatingly sexy was trying to murder him - well, he can’t just let them because he’s too distracted by their beautiful eyes

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I’m trying to find a good poster/cover for Les Mis 78 but these are all just WEIRD.

Which tbh might say something about this adaptation.

Most of them are variations of this one picture of Javert Staring Angrily At Camera. There’s a definite trend of making Javert look like the main character for some reason. The most common one I keep running into is this one with the… tagline:

“The Classic Story of One Man’s Search for Freedom and Another’s Quest for Revenge”

Yeah, sure. That’s what Les Mis is about.

This one also has the same picture of Javert but at least Valjean is more prominent I guess? But the tagline isn’t any better. ALSO WHY DID THEY PUT GILLENORMAND ON THE COVER WTF.

Idek where to start with this one.

- Javert positioned like The Hero (with the French flag behind him too)

- Not one but two Valjeans because who cares about other characters?

- THE TAGLINE OMFG WHY

“He would stop at nothing to exact justice & vengeance”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaajkllkjgöslg

EDIT: Also “Richard Jordon” lol

Umm…… okay

(The woman isn’t Fantine ftr, that’s Valjean’s sister Jeanne.)

See, this is ugly as hell but at least it’s slightly more appropriate??? in that Javert looks all menacing and Valjean looks…well he looks like he’s making puppy-eyes at Fantom!Javert but oh well.

(God that barricade is terrible btw. Is it even a barricade or a trash heap? We may never know…)

I think this is for the AU in which Valjean and Javert run off together to raise Cosette.

OMG NO JAVERT! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Instead it has two Cosettes, but hey, can’t have too many Cosettes, amirite?

I think I like this one the best tbh. Even though with this adaptation I do feel like Javert should be on the cover since this movie really IS all about Valjean and Javert and nobody else really matters.

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OKAY BUT JUST IMAGINE
  • Some of the volleygays squad (IwaOi, BokuAka, KuroTsuki) is in America for the first time.
  • Bokuto loses his shit when he sees a Hooters restaurant.
  • Bokuto: Akaashi! Look! It's an OWL RESTAURANT. WE HAVE TO GO EAT THERE.
  • Akaashi: Bokuto-san, it is midnight here, so I doubt it's even open, and your English is not the best. I don't think that's the best thing to do right now.
  • Kuroo: Bro, you know what that restaurant is right?
  • Bokuto: YEAH BRO IT'S AN OWL RESTAURANT LET'S GOOOOOO
  • But the jokes on Akaashi, because the midnight shift servers are absolute Volleyball NUTS. And they know who all of these dorks are.
  • And when Bokuto bursts into that restaurant like he was shot out of a fucking cannon, the hostess is so surprised that she slips into Japanese.
  • Hostess: HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL.
  • Hostess: *composes herself*
  • Hostess: *grabs menus and looks at Bokuto*
  • Hostess: Wow I must be tired because I swear you look just like Bokuto Koutarou.
  • Bokuto: *excitement rising* (yes it is possible)
  • Bokuto: HOW DID YOU KNOW OH MY GOD HI NICE TO MEET YOU THANK YOU FOR KNOWING JAPANESE BECAUSE I'M NOT THE BEST AT ENGLISH ISN'T IT COOL TO HAVE AN OWL RESTAURANT IN AMERICA
  • Kuroo: *dying of laughter*
  • Akaashi: *too shocked to do anything else but shake his head*
  • Hostess: *incoherent rambling and fangirling* *runs to kitchen and out come all the servers*
  • *the staff is losing it they're so excited*
  • *Oikawa starts taking selfies with them*
  • *Iwaizumi is actually ordering food*
  • *Kuroo starts a pick-up line contest with one of the servers and is getting DESTROYED*
  • *Kei is passing out at a booth in a dinosaur hoodie*
  • AND NOW THE VOLLEYGAYS HAVE AN AMERICAN SECTOR. You're welcome.