not normal records

Once, I was helping this guy with his chemistry homework and when he finally submitted the answer and the computer told him it was correct, we were both like, ‘yay!’, he said ‘thank you’, I said ‘no problem’, and sat back down in my seat. Then, he turns to me, his expression absolutely serious, and he says, “I appreciate you.” and I do this double take like “that wasnt a joke, was it?” And it was just a little jarring because of 1) he was actually serious and 2) how deeply I was moved by it. Like, it was just three words, completely of the blue, but it made me so…well, appreciated? And happy? And after my initial shock, I reply with another thank you and a “dang, you don’t hear that a lot”. And, working on his next hw problem, he’s just like, “Yeah, I try to say it as much as I can. Otherwise, how are people supposed to know?” and that was just the most casual, wonderful gesture of kindness that I’ve experienced.  

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I particularly like this idea cause if most alien life has never been exposed to peanuts I suspect it’s highly likely it would be a common intergalactic allergy. So Stan just has emergency peanut butter on him to feed Rick- but in a pinch when the raygun needs to recharge and they’re in hot water, it also can be used for defense against hostile aliens.

Which of these songs would you rather me do a cover of?

Part of Your World from Little Mermaid

Home from Beauty and the Beast

Dyin’ Ain’t So Bad from Bonnie & Clyde

Beyond My Wildest Dreams from Little Mermaid

All That Matters from Finding Neverland

I’ve been wanting to post another cover but I’m not sure of what and I found instrumental tracks that I like for these songs. If you have a suggestion/request that isn’t on this list that’s fine too it will just take me some time to find a track to use. Let me know what you think. 

please imagine for me the council during one of the meetings/press conferences/what have you where they’re able to sit down (because they’re old, they definitely prefer to sit at any given opportunity for important things, those podiums are probably hell on their joints after really long meetings)

sparatus is slumped over in his chair, his chin in his hand, mandibles drooping. if it’s earlier in the morning, his eyes keep drifting shut, then snapping open a minute later, and during longer conferences, he’s successfully fallen asleep by the end. otherwise, he just looks bored as hell the whole way through.

tevos sits up properly, the picture of professionalism. she’s the one who keeps making sure the other two are paying attention, even though she’s usually also very bored.

valern is that asshole who sits in chairs like he’s never sat in a chair in his life. some biased salarian news sources try to frame it as evidence a male should never have been given the council seat, but there’s an awful lot of video recordings proving otherwise, and that no, this is just some weird fucking thing salarians do specifically because 1) their legs are too long for most standardized furniture and 2) it pisses off, like, so many other species.

anonymous asked:

Can/Would I be considered an SCP? I've got an almost supernatural talent of being able to break 'unbreakable' objects, and normal objects in record time. Some random things I've broken include: A doorknob, an entire trampoline, hundreds of pairs of headphones, numerous headsets, three laptops, one desktop, three different gaming consoles, a Nokia phone (one of the old ones. Yeah.) And I broke like $1500 worth of equipment by spraying frebreeze.

I’m afraid you’re really just a human. -Roth

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Nordic World Ski Championships Lahti 2017 - Ski Jumping

(Time CET / Titleholder/ Hill Record)

23.02 - 13:00 Qualification, Ladies (HS 100)
24.02 - 13:30 Qualification, Men (HS 100)
            16:30 Competition, Ladies (HS 100)
25.02 - 16:30 Competition, Men (HS 100)
26.02 - 16:30 Mixed Team (HS 100)
01.03 - 17:00 Qualification, Men (HS 130)
02.03 - 17:30 Competition, Men (HS 130)
04.03 - 16:15 Team, Men (HS 130)

HIll Record:
Normal Hill (HS 100) - Jurij Tepes (SLO) 101m
Large Hill (HS 130) - Andreas Wiedhölzl (AUT) 135,5m

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She is messy, but she’s kind,
She is lonely most of the time,
She is all of this mixed up and baked in a beautiful pie,
She is gone, but she used to be mine.

Anti Theory

I have a theory as to how Jack is able to still be alive after Anti killed him.

Okay, so there’s a popular idea that Anti is a demon that lives in Jack’s mind (which is completely fine, you can headcanon Anti however you want).  But Jack’s videos imply that Anti could be some sort of glitch, right?  So if he’s a glitch instead of a demon then that means…he can’t exist in our world.  Our reality isn’t digital.  Jacks videos, however, are digital, as is the version of Jack we see in the videos.  Now normally when we record ourselves, our digital counterparts go through the same motions we do; that’s just how recording works.

But this is where Anti steps in and changes things.  Not in our reality, but in the video file itself.

The Jack that exists in our world really did just record a video of himself carving a pumpkin with no incident.  He didn’t hear any strange noises, he didn’t slit his own throat, he never became Anti.  All those things happened instead to the digital version of Jack that was born as soon as the video file was recorded.  And since a new version of Jack is created every time he records a video, one of them dying isn’t going to have any major effect on the channel, since the real Jack still exists to create as many of them as he wants.

This is why Anti’s never communicated with us face-to-face as a demon might be able to.  He can’t.  It’s all through digital outlets.  He gains power through us posting about him, but he’ll never be able to break through into our reality.  So he fucks with us as best he can with the resources he has.  And unless the digital versions of Jack have sentience of their own, maybe what Anti’s doing isn’t evil at all.  Maybe he just wants our attention, to be acknowledged in some way by these people from a world he can never be a part of.  Or maybe he’s just an asshole.

rickybrickspoop  asked:

What time of day doctor record videos? Daytime or nighttime?

I record videos normally whenever I have a free moment, so daytime AND nighttime, depending on what’s going on.

As far as doctors go, I don’t have a medical license, so can’t tell you when they record videos :P

hey so this was pretty fun!! i wanted to do lineart practice but then i remembered that i hate lineart so… i just made it more cleaned up than i normally do

also i recorded the process so I’ll upload a speedpaint for this bad boy soon i just have to finish editing it which might take a while

A little something I wrote when I was bored XD

AntiSepticEye

It was the 9th of October 2016 and Jack was just recording a new let’s play on FNAF Sister Location for the next day. He had really fun recording and editing it but a few minutes after the video went up he saw many people commenting that his camera kept glitching and showing a darker version of himself, which people called AntiSepticEye. 

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