not my three patch problem

SHERLOCK RP MEME
  • PRESSURE POINTS What is my muse’s weakness? Who or what is their biggest secret?
  • FALL If my muse was about to sacrifice themselves for yours, what would their last words be?
  • REDBEARD What calms my muse down in moments of ultimate panic?
  • BLOGGER Who is my muse willing to risk everything for?
  • SKULL Who has my muse lost that they miss most? How did they loose them? How did they cope with the loss?
  • CLUING FOR LOOKS What is the most embarrassing thing my muse has done whilst drunk?
  • - SH What is the most important thing my muse has ever found out by text?
  • POOL If my muse found out yours had betrayed them, how would they react? Would they believe it?
  • THREE PATCH PROBLEM Has my muse ever had an addition? Did they quit? How long did it take?
  • STAYING ALIVE If my muse had a funny ring tone for yours, what would it be?
  • ASH TRAY Has my muse ever stolen something? Where was it from? Who did it belong to?
  • HOUND Has my muse ever been drugged? Who drugged them? Did they know?
  • ONE MORE DEDUCTION If my muse was to find out they were pregnant, how would they react?
  • BEST FRIEND My muse is asked to give a best man/woman speech at your muse’s wedding, what do they say?
  • HAMISH Does my muse have a middle name? What is it?
sherlock audio challenge
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sherlock audio challenge

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The Questions:
- Name and Username?
- Where are you from and where would you like to be?
- When did you get into the show?
- Favourite character/actor?
- Least favourite character?
- Favourite episode?
- Say the following quotes: “I’m a consulting detective - the only one in the world”, “come if convenient. if inconvenient, come anyway”, “we can’t giggle it’s a crime scene!”, “I’m not a psychopath Anderson, I’m a high functioning sociopath!”, “it’s a three patch problem”, “not my division”, “no charge” and “one more miracle, Sherlock, for me”
- Explain your reaction to the fall
- Say each of these: sherlock holmes, john watson, “damn my leg!”, mrs. hudson, “afghanistan or iraq?”, detective inspector lestrade, adulterer, mycroft, the police, “pork or pasta?”, jim moriarty, book code, violin, “probably my answer has crossed yours”, good example, cumberbitch, moffat, london, arthur conan doyle, praise godtiss, reichenbach, let’s have dinner, the science of deduction, richard brook was a fake, 221B baker street and shock blanket.