not my picture but look how yummy

So I was watching the episode, “Phoebe Cheats” and I just have to point out this picture.

A bazillion questions pop into my head simultaneously when I look at this: What the actual hell?  I know Helga walks around with Arnold’s photo in a heart-shaped locket.  But there’s a difference between “a photo of Arnold that could very well be his school picture” and a “random photo of Arnold taken at the park.”  Seriously what is even up with this picture?  Where and how did Helga even get this picture?  What the hell was Arnold doing when this picture was taken?  He’s like, looking directly into the camera, and posing for fuck’s sake!  Who even took the picture?  Was it Mr. Simmons while they were doing some sort of class activity?  Was it Gerald just for the shits and giggles?  I mean, I don’t even know where to start!

Suddenly, I want 30 more minutes worth of story in addition to the original 11-minute episode because hot damn, I need to know these answers.  Now.

Yaknow… something I learned is sometimes selfcare isn’t frilly bathbombs and scented perfumes. 

sometimes, its just ramen. 

I was feeling pretty good today and wanted to make myself food. I chopped up some green onion I was growing myself to use later, and thought about how good that’d be ontop of my ramen. 

I thought to myself ‘no! i cant put my home grown green onion on this, its not special enough’ 

but then I realized. yeah. i really can. it’ll grow back. It’ll make it more tasty and ill be happier today because i got yummy ramen

a bowl of noodles, some spices and green onion later, and it looks fucking delicious and i was able to treat myself, even if its something as small as fresh  scallions in my instant noodles. 

said noodles, pictured above. 

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After binging through the tv show “Stranger Things” a few months back, I instantly felt the need to draw something based on it’s greatness. I doodled out all of it’s little characters, posted the drawing and went on about my business.

Then something amazing happened. I received a message from Claire Bush of Halifax, West Yorkshire. She said she had seen my “Stranger Things” print and loved it. She asked if she could make a cake based on my drawing. I couldn’t reply fast enough. First, I sent her a paragraph on how my my family loves CAKE!!!! Then I told her absolutely yes!

Yesterday I woke up to see these pictures in my inbox and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite as cool (and delicious looking). Claire of “Sweet Sugar Sixpence” Bakery made this cake for her son’s birthday (Awesome job Mom!). I bow to you Claire, you are amazing. Thank you so much!

Height: 5'9
Before 17 years old maybe: 280 pounds,
Current 20 years old: 260-268 pounds

I’ve been questioning whether or not my work is making a difference because it’s been at least six months of consistency and I’ve only lost about 20 pounds. But then I look at pictures like this and really see the difference. So instead of
measuring pounds I’ve starting tracking inches, pictures and body fat percentages! My goal is a body fat percentage of 15-20%. Currently at 28%

What I did: determined how many calories my body actually needs, HEAVING LIFTING, at least 15 minutes of cardio 3-4 times a week, eating mostly fish, eggs, lentils, and beans for proteins, lots of fruits, veggies, and yummy salads. Quinoa, sweet potato and lentil pasta for carbs.

it’s swap time again!

i got my package yesterday, for the supernatural swap, and it’s soooo cool.

first, look how full the box is!

this was on top!

aaaah, cross stitch poe~

next layer!

i just went through my pictures and apparently i’m missing the sweet green grocery bag :/ and it’s at home and i am not

my spinning competency feels over estimated, but i think i can spin this, for realsies.

silk sock yarn~

(ignore my messy table, pls)

(i love the story in the cards!!)

this is so handy!

this was apparently roasted by my spoiler’s husband??!? i feel unworthy.

this looks so yummy!

ngl, they’re already gone

a cup cozy so i can save the stupid cardboard sleeves!!

the book’s already been claimed by my horror loving husband.

Get yo overly SPANK! sexy SPANK! large SPANK! dimple SPANK! early SPANK! pimple SPANK! look back at it SPANK! SPANK! WEW!dry meat loaf WHAT?! SPANK! SPANK! and spinach SPANK! (Gasp) and greens SPANK! (Gasp) and all SPANK! inbetweens SPANK!Noooooooo! SPANK!…WEW! sexy dookie booty mmmmmmmmmmmmm WHAT?! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! WEW! to bed before I crack the whip on yo ass you feel me? Now pull up your tight jeans WEW! Look at that thang jiggle. (Gasp) You got a wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie wedgie…… WEW!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳Damn man Damn!!!! I don’t even have pants in this picture. Damn!!! What are you talking about?!? What do you mean by dry meat loaf?!? How does spanking or looking at my booty cause you to say dry meat loaf?!? Damn man!!!! And sexy dookie what?! What you mean by that?! Why the meat loaf got to be dry? I don’t even eat greens and spinach like that!!!!! Damn man damn shit fuck WEW! To shake off the confusion and spanking he Rubs those naked buns and thighs together squeeeeeezes them then keeps rubbing them together then stops and squeeeeeeeezes that booty!!! It reminds me of yummy taco cheese now let it tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle deep inside the crack now wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. Piggly wiggly would be proud now separate them ham hocks now close them quickly guacamole now shake your hips and squat now put your arms on the small of your back and arch. And allow that booty to say sir yes sir. Sexy stanky booty sexy stanky booty sexy stanky booty sexy stankin ass booty and turkey murky thighs and hips.

Home Delivery (Everlark Drabble)

This is in response to an anon request that everlarkdrabbles posted earlier:

Can you make a drabble wherein katniss is at home, pregnant and peeta is at the bakery.. And Katniss gives birth alone, and peeta comes home to katniss delivering the baby.

I was really excited when i saw this drabble prompt and got right on it. Hope you like it!

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“What are you doing?” he says as I dip my hands in the bucket for another rinse.

I fumble to keep the phone crooked between my ear and my shoulder as I mumble, “Nothing… just some spring cleaning. You know, getting the house ready.”

“Katniss,” his voice crackles a bit through the receiver, “you know you should be taking it easy until your mother comes next week.”

Sighing into the phone, I comply reluctantly, “Alright, boss. Just let me finish this and I’ll stop to have lunch then rest until you get home. Okay?” I hunch over for a moment, feeling a twinge in my back, most likely from all the work I’ve done getting ready for this baby to come.

Once my breathing slows and steadies, I realize I’m still holding the phone. “Katniss…”

“Yeah?” I exhale and bite my lip, cringing that Peeta may have caught me.

“Why did I hear you whimpering just then?”

“Ah nothing, just a little stiffness in my lower back. I’ll finish up and rest. I promise.”

I hear him swiftly inhale, and can only imagine what’s going on in his mind. “That’s it. I’m closing early and coming home.”

“No, no, honey. Don’t come home on my account. Really. I’m fine, Peeta. Stay at the bakery, sell those cheese buns and cinnamon rolls.” I picture him as I’m sure his face is etched with worry, but smile at how protective he is. I imagine how handsome he probably looks at work. His apron is likely on, his hands covered in flour, and his chest filling out that Mellark Bakery t-shirt just so. “And Peeta?”

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I’ve been caught up on my homework for once in my life so I tried to do a realistic drawing again on my iPad. I dunno, I know I’m not the best at it but I like doing it occasionally. I actually love how this turned out. I just like the way the candy bar…ice cream…I dunno what it is but it looks yummy and I like the way it looks in the picture. 

Also why does Jack have to have amazing gorgeous eyelashes that are impossible to draw. 

This took approx 5 hours to do. 

Note to self: possibly give this a better background when you are better at backgrounds 

The Signs When They're Eating

aries - *inhales the whole thing in one bite* “I AM THE HULK”

taurus - *doesn’t realize how much they’ve eaten* *moaning mid chew*

gemini - “yummy yum yum yummy” *eats in small bites to savor it*

cancer - “fooooooooooooOOD, i love you” *big bites tbh*

leo - *rips food into smaller pieces while talking* *chews louder than they think*

virgo - *cuts food into orderly patterns* *is picky about ingredients* *then inhales it like a tiger rawr*

libra - *takes pictures of food before eating it* “this is gonna look good on my ig”

scorpio - “is that blood or ketchup?…just wondering..” *eats quietly*

sagittarius - *covers their mouth while chewing but still manages to get it everywhere* “i’m luvin’ it”

capricorn - *giggles when they burp but is very good with manners around other people* *but when alone they eat like a savage*

aquarius - *names their food in their head before eating it* *very messy at times* *also sticks their tongue out before putting the food in their mouth, wth*

pisces - *good manners too but silly* *makes food jokes* “what did one tomato say to the other tomato that was behind it? KETCHUP”

Home Delivery

Drabble Prompt: This is in response to an anon request that everlarkdrabbles posted earlier: Can you make a drabble wherein katniss is at home, pregnant and peeta is at the bakery.. And Katniss gives birth alone, and peeta comes home to katniss delivering the baby. I was really excited when i saw this drabble prompt and got right on it. Hope you like it!

Author: joshs-left-earlobe (joshs-left-earlobe)

Original Post: joshs-left-earlobe

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