not my picture but look how yummy

So I was watching the episode, “Phoebe Cheats” and I just have to point out this picture.

A bazillion questions pop into my head simultaneously when I look at this: What the actual hell?  I know Helga walks around with Arnold’s photo in a heart-shaped locket.  But there’s a difference between “a photo of Arnold that could very well be his school picture” and a “random photo of Arnold taken at the park.”  Seriously what is even up with this picture?  Where and how did Helga even get this picture?  What the hell was Arnold doing when this picture was taken?  He’s like, looking directly into the camera, and posing for fuck’s sake!  Who even took the picture?  Was it Mr. Simmons while they were doing some sort of class activity?  Was it Gerald just for the shits and giggles?  I mean, I don’t even know where to start!

Suddenly, I want 30 more minutes worth of story in addition to the original 11-minute episode because hot damn, I need to know these answers.  Now.

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Lunch today was miso soba soup with tofu, enoki mushrooms, kale, bok choy, bean sprouts, onion, and soy sauce (mushroom containers). Also four super yummy shiitake and veggie potstickers! I didn’t want to carry soup with me all morning, so I made a miso ball (the weird lump with my noodles) and added hot water from the kettle at work when I was ready to eat! Picture on the right is how it looked once I added water and the various veggies. Perfect lunch for a chilly day!

Height: 5'9
Before 17 years old maybe: 280 pounds,
Current 20 years old: 260-268 pounds

I’ve been questioning whether or not my work is making a difference because it’s been at least six months of consistency and I’ve only lost about 20 pounds. But then I look at pictures like this and really see the difference. So instead of
measuring pounds I’ve starting tracking inches, pictures and body fat percentages! My goal is a body fat percentage of 15-20%. Currently at 28%

What I did: determined how many calories my body actually needs, HEAVING LIFTING, at least 15 minutes of cardio 3-4 times a week, eating mostly fish, eggs, lentils, and beans for proteins, lots of fruits, veggies, and yummy salads. Quinoa, sweet potato and lentil pasta for carbs.

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I’ve been caught up on my homework for once in my life so I tried to do a realistic drawing again on my iPad. I dunno, I know I’m not the best at it but I like doing it occasionally. I actually love how this turned out. I just like the way the candy bar…ice cream…I dunno what it is but it looks yummy and I like the way it looks in the picture. 

Also why does Jack have to have amazing gorgeous eyelashes that are impossible to draw. 

This took approx 5 hours to do. 

Note to self: possibly give this a better background when you are better at backgrounds 

The Signs When They're Eating

aries - *inhales the whole thing in one bite* “I AM THE HULK”

taurus - *doesn’t realize how much they’ve eaten* *moaning mid chew*

gemini - “yummy yum yum yummy” *eats in small bites to savor it*

cancer - “fooooooooooooOOD, i love you” *big bites tbh*

leo - *rips food into smaller pieces while talking* *chews louder than they think*

virgo - *cuts food into orderly patterns* *is picky about ingredients* *then inhales it like a tiger rawr*

libra - *takes pictures of food before eating it* “this is gonna look good on my ig”

scorpio - “is that blood or ketchup?…just wondering..” *eats quietly*

sagittarius - *covers their mouth while chewing but still manages to get it everywhere* “i’m luvin’ it”

capricorn - *giggles when they burp but is very good with manners around other people* *but when alone they eat like a savage*

aquarius - *names their food in their head before eating it* *very messy at times* *also sticks their tongue out before putting the food in their mouth, wth*

pisces - *good manners too but silly* *makes food jokes* “what did one tomato say to the other tomato that was behind it? KETCHUP”