not my pic but god i wish it was

dear evan hansen songs ft. alternate titles
  • anybody have a map?: okay google, how do i parent
  • waving through a window: maybe you should step out of the sun so you don't fucking die evan
  • for forever: no homo
  • sincerely, me: no homo (reprise)
  • requiem: no one mourns the wicked (sorry elphaba)
  • if i could tell her: okay google, how do i make a girl like me by only using lies about her dead brother
  • disappear: evan makes the big decision
  • you will be found: evan follows through with the big decision
  • to break in a glove: [insert the "god i wish that were me" meme here]
  • only us: okay google, how do i make a girl like me without making up lies about her dead brother
  • good for you: congratulations, you played yourself
  • words fail: evan regrets the big decision
  • so big / so small: i don't even have a joke for this one just insert a pic of someone gross sobbing or smthn here
  • for forever (reprise): well my life has been ruined

I wish they’d kept this animation style. It’s by far my favorite. And by God do I love that face in the first pic. Idek know why I just do. Probably the way the animation style makes him look so intense…like damn. 

Patater Week - Day 5

Feb. 10 - Social Media Shenanigans – Jeff kind of wishes that he didn’t know Kent and Alexei apparently sext each other through Snapchat pretty regularly. 1.3K

“What the hell are you doing?” Jeff asks, a towel over his head as he enters the locker room.

Kent doesn’t even look remotely embarrassed as he pulls his shirt down and pockets his phone. “Sexy snapchatting my boyfriend.”


Alexei Mashkov likes his men blond, shameless, and a little stupid, he supposes. There’s no helping taste.

He shouldn’t be that surprised when, that night while marathoning Game of Thrones by himself, he gets a notification that he’s received a snapchat from Kent. When he opens it, he nearly drops his phone and spills his cup noodles all over his crotch.

Miss you lots babe, when you coming to Vegas??? Providence is no fun, the caption says. The Kent in the photo is lying down on what seems to be super soft blankets, the picture taken from the up-down to showcase Kent’s exceptional abs all the way down to his low waistband. He has an actual finger in his mouth, like he’s trying to play coy. It’s clearly sent to the wrong person. 

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FINALLY, after nearly three months and everyone probably thinking I either abandoned or forgot about my initial post on TLOU’s unused dialogues, I give you

80 tracks and nearly 12 minutes of unused/alternate dialogue from Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us!

This was a HUGE undertaking - there were over 30,000 original files that I went through one by one, all of which were completely out of order and named some mess of random letters and numbers. I made it my mission to find and pull the most interesting unused conversations and pieces of dialogue from the game, taught myself audio editing basics in order to thread them together, and upload them in a Soundcloud playlist.

Every single line in a conversation is its own file, so some of the conversations are actually 8 or 9 files that I put together. It features nearly every major character; the only characters I couldn’t find extra dialogues from were Henry and Sam, and Tommy and Maria.

The vast majority of these are unused, however some are alternate takes of conversations that happen in-game, such as Ellie telling Joel about her wanting to be an astronaut, or Bill telling Joel about the caravan in the high school. Others are just compilations of funny audio clips I put together, like Joel complaining about his flashlight, or Tess calling Joel “Tex” (❤️). Either way, they all add something to the game, so I suggest giving every file a listen!

Please reblog and let me know what ya’ll think! Enjoy!! :)

P.S. This post is dedicated to @raffinit for being my closest confidante and my bestest fran, @joelmillersbeard for having the god damn cutest, most handsome little BeardBaby™️ in the world, @joelismyhero for understanding how sinfully hot Joel is and sending me pics to drool over, and to @cansofpeaches because we all love you, miss you terribly, and wish you nothing but the best!! ❤️

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spicyboikeith  asked:

Hey! Okay so in your Sheith Fam house tour you mentioned that Keith likes to garden sometimes! Do the kids ever help him? I can totally see lil Hunk wanting to help his dad plant flowers, and just have a pleasant and wholesome time.

[The Voltron Family] Little Hunk woke up early on a Saturday morning to pee. It was 6:50am according to the big clock in the hallway. He decided to go to the master bedroom to give his daddies morning kisses when he saw that the room was empty. Puzzled at the scene, the little boy slowly went down the stairs to look for his daddies. They were not in the living room nor were they in the kitchen. Then he heard voices outside the garden. “A little to the left, love. Yeah, that’s it. Perfect.” Hunk smiled. It was Daddy Keith’s voice.

He quickly climbed the couch to look outside from the window and he saw Daddy Shiro and Daddy Keith (definitely not wearing pyjamas). Daddy Shiro was moving a big tree trunk with branches, all lined up with the rest. Hunk had no idea what for. He climbed down the sofa and opened the door that lead to the gardens.

Keith: *spots Hunk* Oh, baby. You’re up very early. *smiles*
Hunk: *walks over to his daddies* Whacha doing?
Shiro: *raises an eyebrow* Questions before morning kisses? I say you’re being rude today, sweetheart.

Hunk gasped and quickly apologized by giving his daddies the morning kisses they deserved. Then he asked the same question again.

Shiro: The flowers your Daddy Keith and I ordered just arrived last night and he thought of gardening today. I’m trying to help him out before 8am since the hospital called me today.
Keith: Like I said, it’s fine, baby. *smiles at Shiro* No need to beat yourself up for it. *muses* You should go back inside now and take a bath or else you’re going to be late. I can handle all these gardening myself.
Hunk: *shifts in place* *plays with his pyjama top* I… I can help! *raises hand*
Keith: *turns to the boy* *gasp* *places a hand on his chest*
Shiro: *smiles and squats so he’s eye level with Hunk* I’ll leave it to you then, buddy. *pinches Hunk’s nose* 

When Shiro left for the day, Keith and Hunk were geared up for gardening. Matching Daddy and son overalls because honestly, Shiro was just sappy he wanted to take a photo of it himself. “First Gardening Adventure” he told Keith and Hunk as he sniffled while looking at the photo on his phone. They both had straw hats because it was going to be sunny outside and they had to protect themselves from the heat of the sun.

Pots and sacks of flowers were in a corner and Hunk just stared at them while smiling so wide because they were all so beautiful and he didn’t even know their names. Daddy Keith grabbed Hunk’s hand as they made their way to the tree trunks with branches that Daddy Shiro placed. 

Hunk: What are these yellow flowers, Daddy Keith?
Keith: They’re called Dancing Lady Orchid.
Hunk: *softly touches the flower* *giggles* They do look like dancing ladies.
Keith: *chuckles* They do, don’t they? *hands on hips* Now where do you think we should put them? 
Hunk: On the tree trunk? *tilts head*
Keith: *nods* Yeah.
Hunk: *rubs chin* Maybe on top? Cause they’re small so they might not be seen if they’re going to be at the bottom. *looks at Keith*
Keith: *smiles fondly* On top it is then. *ruffles Hunk’s hair*

A few hours later, Keith and Hunk went inside to eat breakfast with Lance and Pidge. They asked what was going on and when they found out, they asked if they could join the gardening. 

Lance: Pidge, can I borrow the shovel?
Pidge: It’s called a trowel, Lance. The shovel is the one Daddy Keith is using. *points at Keith digging a hole with a shovel* *gives Lance the trowel* 
Lance: *blinks* Oh. Huh. That’s so big and it looks heavy.
Keith: *smirks* It is heavy, buddy. Would you like to try it? 
Lance: I don’t think my tiny arms can even carry that thing, Daddy Keith. *makes a face* You’re asking too much from a six year old. What kind of father are you?! My other father will hear about this! *gasps dramatically*
Keith: *shakes his head in amusement* Oh, but imagine if your Daddy Shiro found out that you used a shovel to help me dig the ground. Imagine how proud he will be… *grins at Lance*
Lance: *perks up* *pulls his sleeves up* *stands up and approaches Keith* Give it to me. I can do this.
Keith: I’m just joking, captain. *laughs* Go back to your chair and continue planting. 
Pidge: *rolls eyes* You’re such a show off, Lance.
Hunk: Daddy Keith, can I put these blue flowers over here?
Lance: Blue flowers?! Where?! *snaps head to Hunk*
Keith: They’re called Hydrangea. We’ll put them all in one row after I’m done digging, Hunk. You can help me with that later. 
Pidge: They’re so pretty. Like little flowers in a ball. *laughs*
Hunk: Okay, how about this one though? The red ones.
Keith: They’re West Indian Jasmine. *smiles and approaches Hunk* Check this out. *plucks one flower* If you take the nectar out, you can actually taste it. *places it inside his mouth* Really sweet.
Three kids: *gasps* *plucks a flower each and tries it*
Lance: Oh my gosh. *giggles*
Keith: Now, give me all your flowers. *takes them* If you connect them together… *connects the flowers* you’d get a bracelet.
Hunk: *places hand to cover his mouth* That’s so pretty!
Lance: Can I make a crown, Daddy Keith? *tugs Keith*
Keith: Sure you can, buddy. 

The kids made their own bracelets and flower crowns when Shiro texted Keith.

Takashi Shirogane [09:05AM]
How are my little gardeners? :D

Keith Shirogane [09:06AM]
They’re making flower crowns now and bracelets lol Here’s a photo.
[pic of the three kids being busy with Keith photobombing doing a peace sign]

Takashi Shirogane [09:08AM]
I have fallen and I can’t get UP. OH MY GOD. You’re all so cute!!! Give them my kisses please! And you of course. ;) Wish I could just ditch work tbh.

Keith Shirogane [09:10AM]
Takashi, NO.

Takashi Shirogane [09:11AM]
Takashi, YES.


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My god. This is what I did in like 3 or 2 hours with no super tiny brushes! I’m so sorry if this is crusty bc I didn’t filter but I wanted to show the SP7 colors. I wish I had the SP7 shirt to match with this but it’s alright.

I don’t know if you can tell but I did a bit of green on the lips haha

anonymous asked:

I was looking through an elk account and they were posting pics from Eleanor's birthday last year and oh my god it's so different. Last year she was with revolve and all of her friends including max at a giant birthday extravaganza and so many ppl wished her a happy birthday. This year no one tweeted her or wished her a happy bday. Not even max who in fact wished another girl a happy birthday and was at her party. Revolve doesn't even associate w her anymore. Crazy how 1yr can change everything

[dua lipa voice] karma’s got a kiss for you

thatoneyoulove  asked:

Idk where you want requests... Sorry, here goes: I thought you were my best friend so I jumped on you, but it turns out your just a really famous singer trying to get some shopping done without being noticed. Sorry? Or I'm a cop and you hate it, cause you're always worrying about me, but I love that I get to help people, and we try to work it out. Fluffy and worrying. Idk, those were bad, I'm sorry! But love your writing!!! And thank you, sorry if this is the wrong place.

A/N Thank you so much for your requests!! They are both awesome! This is exactly where they should be sent. I decided to go with the first one but may revisit the other at a later date because it seems pretty cool. Thank you for reading my stuff, I hope you enjoy this!


Thirty minutes late. I sighed, pulling out my phone and verifying the time. I should be used to this by now but it was still frustrating. It sucked to be always on time, to stress about punctuality, and then get rewarded for my promptness by waiting for everyone else to arrive. My best friend, Oliver, was the worst offender. Knowing him he’d found some hot guy on his way into the store and was currently chatting up his latest conquest, oblivious to the fact that I was haunting the home goods store, circling the aisles in a random pattern and avoiding the workers.

“Where are you?” I texted him, considering 30 minutes enough time waiting to not be considered a nag. And really, to be fair (to me), it was 45 minutes. Like the neurotic freak I am, I had arrived 15 minutes early. The sales people in the store probably thought I was nuts.

I did another circle of the lighting department, staring at the ornate lamps on display and fingering the delicate tassels on the shades. There was a blue Victorian inspired one I was especially fond of. I was ogling the intricate embroidery on it when I finally spotted him. His back was to me but I recognized his slim build with surprisingly broad shoulders. His dark hair was covered by a baseball cap.

Sneaking up behind him, I put my hands on his shoulders and jumped on his back. “Finally!” I said, “I’ve been waiting for you for ages.”

“What the fuck?” I instantly went stiff, sliding down his back and stepping away, my eyes growing wide. Fuck! Oliver didn’t have an Irish accent.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorr…” I started to apologize, absolutely mortified. The words died on my lips as my poor accosted stranger turned and I was confronted by the bluest eyes I have ever seen. His forehead was creased as he looked at me, obviously annoyed by my assault. He was fidgeting irritably with a phone and water bottle in his hands, shifting them from one to the other as he took a deep breath.

“Look, I woulda taken a picture with ya. You didn’t need to jump on me.”

“I’m sorry?” I asked, confused. A picture?

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My short film got green-lit for production! It’s a beginning of 6 months of blood, sweat, tears and hard work, haha. My office is an absolute mess right now, and I can’t wait to start skinning the puppets!

Anyway, as a bit of an update: I will soon whip out some more expression challenge prompts you guys gave me. I really liked that one and it was a shame I couldn’t do all of them sooner.

Same goes with all the other stuff I promised. Basically, that will be work for my free weekends, which I won;t have too many of haha.

Also, I will have to close my commissions soon for a few months because of my tight schedule.

I’m hella excited and scared, my god what was I thinking! O_O Wish me luck, fellas, as I throw myself into a dark hole of what-am-I-even-doing-send-help-jesus-take-the-wheel !


Sammy Lawrence and chocolate cake

I enjoyed this just a little too much for my own liking. I just adore the different interpretations of Sammy Lawrence. And after the fun Hot Topic QnA, there was little stopping me from drawing a few of my favorites with chocolate cake. 

First is my own Sammy Wes Lawrence. Sleepy bastard. With a peace offering from Drew. 

Second up is @toonytou / @toonytouart ‘s version. And you know that bastard just took the last corner piece from Wally.

Third is @yunisverse‘s version of pre-game Sammy. He just seems the kind of guy to just get a whole cake from a bakery after a stressful week. 

Fourth is @greenghostlyjekyll / @jekyll-doodles ‘s redemption Sammy. THIS MAN. I DON’T KNOW HOW HE ENDED UP SO CUTE. I WISH I KNEW. HOLY GOD. 

Fifth is @moonraven-sparrow-summerpalette ‘s version of Sammy. Honestly, their pics was the one who started me on the slippery slope of making Sammy Wes, and I really really wanted to show my appreciation. 

And that last one… For some reason, @shinyzango‘s tags on a post amused the hell out of me. He’s still a fun punching bag in her 2-D Bendy AU, but at least recovery with cake helps. 

I will probably do one more set of these later, but I was on a roll and I wanted to share these so much. 

anonymous asked:

the "deepest love" comment was one of the first things that made me question him and eleanor. I would look at pics of them and see like zero chemistry and think like this cannot be the person he's making that comment about. and then i thought but like who else? he's young and rich. i doubt he has those feelings for random groupies on tour and then I found out about larry and was like oh! that makes more sense

Welcome to the dark side, anon.