not my idea but omfg

random aus i havent seen
  • ‘you are sitting next to me at the doctors watching me freak out. oh, i just am deathly afraid of needles and need to get a shot’ AU

  • ‘i’m a librarian and i see you have a bunch of books about depression and suicide in your hand, hey buddy, want to talk to someone? i’m here if you need me’ AU

  • ‘you are talking to yourself in a silent library about how much you hate studying and how you are going to fail. need help there? i just so happen to major in that subject. oh shit, you’re really cute’ AU

  • ‘you play guitar every day during our lunch hour and no one knows what song it is but I do and i love that band, lets talk about how amazing they are.’ AU

  • ‘i have a garage sale every year at the same time and you always show up but never buy anything and just flirt with me but i have never seen you any other place’ AU

  • ‘i’m in a band and i jumped into the crowd but no one caught me and i accidentally crushed you oh my god im so sorry here come backstage to rest. wow, you’re actually really cute’ AU

  • ‘you’ve been in Bed, Bath and Body Works for hours everyday and all you do is smell everything’ AU

  • ‘i met you on social media but we both don’t speak well in each others languages, wow i really like you and need to figure this out’ AU

  • ‘i’m a guest on your talk show and you’re flirting with me, do you do this with everyone? oh your audience is swooning over us, sure, i’ll come back on your show soon’ AU

  • ‘i collect snowglobes and i just need one more from your country, you own an antique store, wanna help me find it? oh shit i forgot you don’t really speak my language’ AU

  • ‘i’m the principal of this school and you’re an administrator and you catch all the kids trying to sneak off and send them to me. i’m impressed and you’re also really hot in that vest.’ AU

  • ‘you write amazing fanfiction on tumblr and i send you anon messages everyday. oh shit, that wasn’t on anon, my cover’s blown. well, may as well message you and talk about how much i love [insert ship here]’ AU

A quick doodle of were!Mccree finding a helpless & passed out young!Hanzo. (damsel in distress)

He likes the smell of this human and decides to take care of him like a good alpha that he is. Also, he rolled Hanzo into a burrito so that he doesn’t get cold.

lol fuc k

I Fold

Inspired by light-scales flawless headcanon.

            Cole doesn’t use money when he plays Wicked Grace. He plays with strange things, trinkets and odds-and-ends. He bets buttons, and wagers with little wooden ducks. Sometime’s its a jar of honey, or a sprig of mint, or a silver spoon. Nobody questions it, they all just exchange smiles, or knowing laughs. Whenever Cole loses, they make light of their winnings, holding a stray button and some string aloft like it is some mighty prize.

            They don’t much notice that Cole doesn’t mind losing. You notice a sore loser, or a sore winner, but not the boy that serenely and simply says I fold. It never occurrs to them to look at his cards, for he merely sets them facedown on the table, and then turns his gaze to quietly spectate for the rest of the game. They never see that Cole’s cards are, with surprising frequency, a winning hand.

            And they don’t notice when those little trinkets come in handy. When that spare button actually might replace the missing one on Cullen’s favorite shirt. Or when Josephine realizes that her tea would go well with some honey. Or when the sprig of mint reminds Vivienne of a particular brand of cologn worn by a loved one long ago. Or when Sera needs something to measure out a bit of sugar to add to her cookie dough, and the silver spoon in her pocket happens to be the perfect thing.

            Nobody notices, that Cole never really loses a game of Wicked Grace.

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The Flash AU: In which, Iris is struck by lightning in a freak storm and develops superhuman strength and cat-like reflexes. With the help of Dr. Harrison Wells, Dr. Caitlin Snow and Cisco Ramon, she uses her powers to keep the people of Central City safe. However the authorities and the police refuse to see her persona, Cottonmouth as anything other than a menace to society. A huge problem for Iris as both her father and Barry Allen-the man she’s had a crush on since childhood-are both working for the police department. Never-the-less, Iris continues to use her powers to fight crime and help others affected by the freak storm.

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for @demidameron lmao
inspired by this lovely post