50 Things I’m Convinced Harry Styles Does: A List
1. He requests exactly four kisses before bed.
2. He drums on your shins while you rest your legs in his lap.
3. He calls your mom and dad by Mr. and Mrs., no matter how many times they’ve told him not to.
4. He says, “I should’ve gotten what you got.” every time you go out to eat and then demands half of your plate in trade for half of his.
5. He gets drunk and orders things like a pound of unrefined shea butter through one-click AmazonPrime.
6. He uses your body wash in the shower because, “’t smells nice. Like a field of daisies.”
7. He swerves in the car because he gets distracted by a dog on a walk or a baby in a stroller.
8. He says, “You too!” and giggles knowingly when the ticket-taker at the cinema says, “Enjoy your show!”
9. He pinches your bum whenever he walks by, just to hear you squeal.
10. He asks you to pronounce “aluminium” over and over again because you say it so weird and it makes him smile.