I’m watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerers’ Stone right now and my brother walked by on his way to the kitchen. He stopped for a second and said “oh isn’t it true that they were trying to protect him the whole time?”. I immediately started trying to explain how his mother died for him and her blood lives in Petunia. I was trying to figure out the best way to explain it to him and a thought crossed my mind. I told him “ Think of it like Jesus dying on the cross and his blood lives in us”.
A few second go by.
“Are you trying to compare Harry Potter’s mom to Jesus”
“I mean im not saying she saved the entire magical world with her death… or had a Judas that betrayed her…actually yeah I am”
He just gave me the longest stare and then shook his head while snickering
“Fucking Harry Potter fans I swear, you’d think it’s a religion with you guys. No wonder Christian moms boycotted the movie”