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Sons of Anarchy Preference "How they react when you accidentally call them "Daddy" in bed" (NSFW)

(Ok so i’m trying for my first SOA preference :3 Hope it’s okay and you all like it! Hope it is as requested :D Also I plan on keeping this list relatively short as I don’t want it to be as long as my TWD list, hope you all understand! Gif not mine/found them on google/credit to the original owners.)

Jax-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d take a little step back and start to chuckle as he realizes you had a little dirty mind. He’d start to tease you, grinning and pretending to be in disbelief that you just said that, making you plead for him to get back at it and for him to give into your demands but only after you’d repeat yourself. “What? Daddy? You just called me Daddy! Yes you did!Fuck I never thought you were this dirty…Oh no I am not letting it go! Not until you tell me what was that all about! Come on, call me Daddy again!”

Opie-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be stunned and wouldn’t know what to say at first apart from calling your name curiously. However, seeing your sudden shocked expression as you’d realize yourself, he’d start to smile and laugh before cupping your cheeks and kissing you sweetly as he asks you what’s wrong. “Y/N? Did you just…Call me daddy? What’s that all about…You okay baby? It was an accident? Really? Well let me tell you what…I don’t mind if you call me that…”

Chibs-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d smirk and get cockier about himself. Letting out a chuckle, he’d lean in closer to you ear and whisper about how dirty minded you are to even think of such things, truly not letting you get away with what you just said before gripping you tightly and thrusting harder. “You dirty little girl…Calling me Daddy so loudly and eagerly…Is that what you think of me? Hmm…Say it again! Call me Daddy again! Louder!”

Tig-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d stop everything and just to stare into your eyes, making you both get quiet before looking at you lustfully and smirking darkly. Seeing you shake your head and sigh in denial of what just happened, he’d then pin you down to the bed and would thrust even harder and spank your ass to make you repeat yourself. “You…You just called me Daddy…Wow…Fuck…That’s so fucking hot! Y/N! Baby! Call me Daddy again!”

Juice-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d blush and actually be so happy about it that he couldn’t stop smiling. However, he’d pretend to be bashful and would deny enjoying it as you’d ask him whether he might like it or not, yet despite his denial, he’d actually seem more confident. He’d end up pinning you down tightly and thrust even harder. “You just called me Daddy…What? No…No I-I am nothing like that…But that doesn’t mean i hate it…”

Happy-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d smirk and let out a satisfied chuckle. He’d growl and grip onto your hair, pulling you back and simply tell you point blank to keep repeating yourself. He’d claim you as his and wouldn’t give a fuck if you both made too much noises, even going as far as to thrust even harder and make you beg for more. “Daddy?! Was it?! I didn’t hear you right you dirty little slut! You’re mine! Say it again! Let everyone know that i’m your Daddy!”

Kozik-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d actually get confident about himself and wouldn’t be able to stop smirking and grinning as he’d look at you. Still thrusting, he’d tease you by getting you to get to be even louder. He’d even go as far as to mimic you at some point, only to make you blush even more from what you just said. “Daddy! Daddy! Oh…That’s you a few seconds ago! Huh, Y/N! You like that?! Calling me Daddy! Yeah you do! Look at you! Oh no don’t hide yourself!”

Rat-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d get oddly quiet and would take time to process what had just really happened. He’d be actually overwhelmed with joy but just couldn’t find the right things to say or do in the moment that he’d kinda stay still for a moment. As you’d wonder if he’s okay and apologize for it, he’d panic and reassure you. “I-I’m fine! I’m really fine! I-I just never expected it…B-But I-I like it a lot! I swear! I really didn’t mind…”

Half-Sack-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d smirk and get so overly confident that he’d start to play into it with you, acting as if he has always been your daddy dom. He’d laugh to hear you and would try his best to be rough with you, pulling on your hair or spank you but doing so lightly you’d laugh more than moan. “Yes baby girl?! You like that calling me Daddy?! Alright! Why don’t you say it louder! For everyone to hear!”

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Diana Prince being introduced to America and noticing you. 

“Who’s that over there?” Diana tilted her head in the direction where you sat. Before answering, Steve glanced in your general direction.

“I don’t know everyone, Diana.”  Diana nodded as she stared at you in interest. “Why?” 

“They…. look nice.” Steve chuckled, setting a bill on the table before standing up and offering a hand to Diana.

“Why don’t we go introduce you to them then? Confidence is key in America, Diana.” Diana grinned, jumping up from her seat, already wanting to get to know you. “Wait, Diana, you need to know what you want to say to them.” 

“It’s not that hard to talk is it, Steve? I’ll just introduce myself to them.” And with that, Diana walked over to you, confident. 

“Hello? May I help you?” You had looked up to see a tall woman hovering over you, and to be honest, you had been a bit scared. Diana, on the other hand, was frozen. She didn’t think it was this hard to talk to an amazing looking person like you. Luckily, Steve saved the day.

“Hello, I’m Steve, and my friend, Diana, wanted to just introduce herself to you.” Diana nodded, speechlessly while you stared at Steve, confused. 

“Oh, hello, Diana.” Her name slid off easily on your tongue. “My name’s Y/N. It’s nice to meet you.” Somehow, Diana found her voice again.

“It was really good to meet you.” You nodded, looking back down at your book. “Okay, well, I hope to see you again. You’re really good looking.” Diana spun around and walked away, awkwardly with Steve right behind her.

“Good job, Diana. You found your first crush.” Steve chuckled, looking back at your blushing face.

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Mary and Sherlock are standing outside of a small pub after he had a little fight with a stranger.

Mary: Sherlock, it’s pretty obvious to be honest. Don’t you think?
Sherlock: I have no idea what you mean.
Mary: -points to his bleeding nose- Well you just got in a fight.
Sherlock: Things like that happen. Differing opinions. Humans are like that, Mary.
Mary: -laughs quietly and shakes her head- Sherlock…
Sherlock: What? -rolls his eyes, facing her-
Mary: I’m sorry to tell you this, but you can’t hide it anymore. You just fought with a completely random man. And why? Because he was rude to Molly.
Sherlock: That is not true…. -looks away, pressing a tissue against his nose-
Molly: -comes over to both of them, faces Sherlock- Oh my god. That looks horrible! You should go see the doctor.
Sherlock: -sighs loudly and looks away-
Molly: -looks at Mary, then back to Sherlock-
Mary: -shrugs-
Molly: Sherlock your nose is bleeding. It may even be broken. This could be serious.
Sherlock: I won’t go to the hospital for it.
Molly: -sighs and bites her lip- At least, let me check it. Okay? I want to be sure that it’s not broken.
Sherlock: …Okay. -nods and shrugs slightly-
Molly: -smiles softly and nods- Alright. Just give me a second. I have to get my jacket. -leaves-
Mary: You know for a fact that it’s not broken, huh? Well have a nice evening with her, Sherlock. -chuckles and gives him a cheeky smile-

Baby Avenger Part 5

Summary: What happens when the Avengers find a baby at their doorstep? They adopt them, of course!

A/N: So yeah… I always wondered what the team would be like around a baby, especially Nat since she can’t have children. Basically, this is an AU where everyone gets along, there was not Civil War, Pietro is alive and it’s MCU based. Now that that’s out of the way, I give you: Baby Avenger!

Warnings: Some language.

Disclaimer: I found the gif bellow on google so I do not know who they belong to, I just know it’s not mine. [if it’s yours, contact me!]

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Preference "How they react when you accidentally call them "Daddy" in bed" (NSFW)

(YASSSS XD Finally it’s here! YAY for our fave male characters being all confident about being called “Daddy” and being nastyyyy. I tried my best to make them all different :3 PS. I added Carl and Ron’s as I figured some of you might have them as your faves so hope it’s okay but theirs are shorter cause I felt a little awkward…Gifs not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owners.)

Negan-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d get an adrenaline rush and just go even faster and harder. He’d chuckle hearing you moan even louder and realizing you just said it accidentally made him feel somewhat even more powerful and would definitely play into it with you. He’d then make sure you’d always call him that way whenever you were together. “Daddy? Is that what I am to you, Y/N? Damn fucking shit I am! Say it again! Daddy wants to hear you say it even louder! So everyone knows who I am!”

Daryl-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be stunned and would first think you were trying to say his name. However, with sounds of your moans and the tone you used, he’d soon understand it was out of pure pleasure and seeing your slightly guilty expression after realizing what you just said, just made him want to play into it. “You meant to say Daryl, earlier didn’t you…but it came out as Daddy…Good, because it’s too late to go back now Y/N…”

Rick-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d act all smug and wouldn’t stop teasing you about it. He had never expected for you to say it so suddenly but the instant he heard it, he decided to play along with you. He didn’t even let you time to explain to him it was an accident and just went on at you like he was used to being called like that by you. “Y/N, Daddy didn’t knew you had such a dirty mind…Why didn’t you say so earlier on! Why did you keep Daddy away from your kinky side like this?”

Merle-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d smirk and chuckle, feeling immensely satisfied he would just start to go at you even harder. For the longest time, he had been trying to find ways to get you to say it and doing all kinds of things and now that he finally made you do it while you were a moaning mess and without even asking it of you, only made him even more satisfied. “Yes! Fuck, Y/N! That’s how it should’ve been from the start! Say it again! Say Daddy again! Let Daddy hear you say it loud and clear!”

Glenn-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d get a little shy and start to chuckle. He knew it was an accident but he wouldn’t ever have expected to make you feel so good that you let that word slip, that it made him smile and laugh. Seeing you all guilty, he’d then start to tease you even more about it and wouldn’t want you to forget what you just said. “Y/N, you called me Daddy…yes you did! Was it that good, that you just had to call me like that? Don’t deny it…Daddy doesn’t like it when you do that…”

Carl-The first time he heard you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be startled and wouldn’t be too sure of what you meant. He wouldn’t hesitate to ask you what did you mean by that and once he understands, he’d start to laugh and tease you about it. “What? Daddy? Are you serious! Y/N, i’m not that old to be called that! But you just said!”

The Governor-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d stop for a moment, just so he could cup your face and get a good look at you. He’d actually like hearing the word coming out of your mouth and realizing it was an accident only turned him on even more so he’d just want to hear you say it again to his face,as you were all flushed and out of breath. “What did you call me Y/N…I didn’t hear you properly…Say it again…Look at Daddy in the eyes and say it again!”

Abraham-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d chuckle knowing it would make you self conscious and just start to tease you about it. Realizing that you said it accidentally, made him understand he was doing you right and it made him feel all proud about himself and at the same time he just had to make you realize that you couldn’t take back the words you were saying. “Damn Y/N! You like that so much…You started to call me Daddy! Yeah you did! Don’t even deny it…you said it! With no holding back on it too!”

Eugene-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be stunned and just start to question you. He’d never expect for you to think of him that way and just got curious about what he did to make you just say that word. He couldn’t deny it turned him on hearing you say it while you were all out of breath but he just had to try and understand what had happened. “Y/N? What do you mean by that? Like Daddy…in the sexual way?…of course that way…I don’t know why i would think of the other…”

Ron-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d stop everything and just would stare at you, not understanding your meaning. He’d think you weren’t thinking about him and blurted someone else’s name or something. You’d then explain yourself and he’d just start to chuckle. “Oh I thought you were thinking about someone else…okay as long as it’s me I don’t mind…Yeah I can go with that…Daddy…”

Jesus-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be surprised but slowly he’d feel flattered by it. He hadn’t expected for you to just call him that way in the heat of the moment, that when he heard it, he kinda stopped for a moment to look at you all flushed. He’d then realized what you meant and just couldn’t stop smiling and feeling all proud about himself. “Y/N…did you just called me Daddy? Wow…me…Thanks! I never would’ve thought of myself that way…But since you said it so eagerly I guess I deserve it…”

Dwight-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d feel all confident about himself and get even rougher with you. He hadn’t ever thought of being called like that but hearing you moan out of pleasure and practically just screaming it, turned him on even more. It made him want to hear you say it over and over again and much more eagerly that he’d start to do whatever he knew you liked and wanted from him. “You called me Daddy didn’t you, Y/N?Well Daddy didn’t hear you right…I want to hear you say it again! So be a good girl and let Daddy hear you!”

Morgan-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be slightly weird out by it but he’d learn to appreciate it. It was just really unexpected for him to hear you refer to him like that, that he’d just stop for a moment to look at you to make sure you were fine. As you’d explain to him it was an accident and something common in some relationships, he’d start to chuckle. “Y/N, are you okay? Wh-why did you call me Daddy? Really…People do that…I see, alright…Daddy I am then…”

Shane-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be pleasantly surprised but would act all like he didn’t understand your meaning. He’d realized he was doing you so good that you let the word slip out and feeling so confident about himself, he’d just want to make you admit every fantasies you wanted him to do to you that he’d start to tease you relentlessly until you were practically begging him. “Oh i’m Daddy now…Y/N what did you call me? I don’t think I heard it right…Daddy? Is that what you said…Yeah you did, you said it proudly too…”

Milton-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d get all flustered but at the same time couldn’t deny that he liked it. Hearing you just moaning it out of pleasure, made him realized he was doing a good job and he’d feel more confident. However, he’d still get shy and would stop just to ask you about it, making sure he heard you right. “Y/N, did you just called me Daddy? Oh, I never thought you had a dirty mind like that…Not that I know of people saying it to be dirty or anything…”

Aaron-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be slightly surprised but he just couldn’t stop smiling. He wasn’t ever expecting for you to just say it, that the moment he heard you, he’d stop for a fraction of a second and slowly he’d smirked looking at you. He’d then make you realize your accident and wouldn’t want to stop you from calling him that way. “Y/N, you called me Daddy! You just called me Daddy…You don’t need to apologize for that…I like it…”

Gabriel-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be all shocked for a second and wouldn’t know how to handle it. He’d stop for a moment and would nervously ask you about what you meant. As you’d explain to him, he’d then understand you really just said it in the heat of the moment but then would feel so confident about himself he’d actually grow to like it. “Daddy? Y/N…Wh-what do you mean by that…Oh…there’s a sexual meaning to it…I see…Well if it’s you…Then I don’t mind being your Daddy…Daddy Gabriel…”

The Wolf-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d agree with you and make you understand that you should’ve been calling him that way since you were both together. As he heard you, he’d smile and chuckle looking at you so eager and just do you the way he knew it made you ramble on about him. “Yeah, that’s right! I’m the only one you should be calling Daddy from now on! So say it again! Proudly, so everyone know who you belong to…”

Noah-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d be genuinely surprised and just wonder what made you say it in the first place. He’d know it was an accident but just would’ve never thought to be able to make you feel so good you’d let it slip that way. “Woah…Y/N, you just called me Daddy…Am I…Am I that good? Awesome…If it makes you happy I don’t mind…”

Simon-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d get all riled up and would slap your ass in the heat of the moment. He’d understand it was a slip up but hearing you saying it as you were moaning and in such a sweet tone, he’d get kinda drunk off of it and go all crazy over you and would try to get you to say it again as well as making you beg him while calling him that way. “Fuck! Y/N! You know how to get to me don’t you! Yeah you do, you called me Daddy! I like that…So don’t be shy…let me… No let Daddy hear it again!”

Ezekiel-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d feel satisfied and realized he got even more turned on by you. He’d understand that you said it accidentally but hearing you moaning it out loud and seeing how flustered you got after, just made him want to do you even more. He’d want to do anything he knew you liked just to hear you again and to tease you even more about it. “My dear Y/N…I didn’t knew you had such a dirty mind…Calling me Daddy so eagerly like this…and begging me…Say it again and i’ll do as you wish…”

Benjamin-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d stop and would just start to chuckle. It surprised him to hear you moan it so loudly and he just didn’t understood what you meant by “Daddy”. He’d ask you about it and as you’d explain, he couldn’t stop laughing and would jokingly tease you about it. “That’s what Daddy means! Wow! Unbelievable…Y/N, I never thought you had such a dirty mind…or thought you’d ever see me that way…”

Caesar-The first time he’d hear you calling him “Daddy” in bed, he’d smirk and chuckle to hear you and go even harder at you. He wouldn’t care if you said it accidentally and pulling you by your hair, he would then make sure you’d understand that from now on he’s your “Daddy” and that it was too late to go back on your words. “What did you call me, Y/N? Daddy was it? That’s right…I’m your Daddy…and no one else can have you like this…So say it again!”

Starters are hard. These days, you can’t just write “Hi” or “Hello” and expect to get some interesting replies, if any at all. It’s important to give roleplayers something to respond to! Here’s a list of 155 starters suited for Harry Potter roleplays. Don’t be afraid to edit any of these to suit your character. These are mainly just ideas to get your brain rolling. FYI, Not all of these are mine. I found about half through google or on tumblr gifsets! Please like/reblog if you use!

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anonymous asked:

Ew you think the leverage cast is attractive?


I’m…not sure what brought this on? The last Leverage post I reblogged was a funny one about Eliot and Hardison arguing about beer? I don’t think I’ve ever commented on my personal opinion of the attractiveness of this cast…

…wait, was I saying? I got distracted.

oh yes anon, such ugly, much ew, so hard on the eyes

But even besides the fact that yes, I do find the Leverage cast attractive—even if I didn’t, that wouldn’t change my love and enjoyment of the show…so, I’m honestly not sure why (1) this apparently disgusts you and (2) it even matters?

(none of the gifs are mine. I found them through google search. Because I thought visual aids were in order.)

The Trouble with Imps (Or: Next Stop, Redemption!)

Prompt: ( worryinglyinnocent) Question: on the back of your latest essay, what can Rumpel do to redeem himself now? Or is this it - is he unredeemable now and Belle is better off finding a new love interest? Please say there is still hope for rumbelle!!!

In S1 most people felt sorry for Rumple because despite a history of mendacity, a trail of corpses, and a distressing tendency towards escargot-related conflict resolution, Rumple had two great redeeming virtues:

  1. Filial love– His desire to find and reconcile with Baelfire and his kindness towards Emma and Henry, even before he knew they were family
  2. Romantic love– His twu wuv for Belle

By the end of the Frozen arc, both of these traits have been seriously undermined … but that just means the writers can redeem Rumple by adding those traits back in the future.

You better hope so, buster!

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(Alright…I spent the day writing some fluffy prompts but the thirst now is real here that’s why I wrote this request so soon 😏 Yay for our faves being pervs XD PS. i just realized the number of times Rick keeps interrupting people XD Also they are quite long hope it’s okay :D Gifs not mine/ found them on google/credit to the original owner)

Negan- The time he was caught being busy with you, his men had open the door to your room while he was actually thrusting into you. He was being full on passionate and telling you about his feelings for you but as soon as he heard the door opening, instead of just stopping, he just started to talk dirty and acting all rough with you. He’d then look over at them and say “Hey! Leave and Close the fucking door! Can’t you see i’m busy fucking my beautiful, Y/N! I ain’t letting you all watch for free! Leave! Je-Sus!” He’d then look back at you and start to apologize about what had happened.

Daryl- The time he got caught being busy with you, Rick had opened the door to his room while he was laying in bed as you were giving him head. Instantly, he got nervous and scared, out of reflex he pulled the blankets up to cover you and him completely. He’d then try to reach down to stop you and slowly peaking out to look at Rick and say “Man, Rick! Can’t you knock on the door before you walk in…You scared the shit out of me and Y/N! No, we weren’t doing anything…W-we just like sleeping naked…It’s way too hot out…”

Rick- The time he got caught being busy with you, he had handcuffed you to the bed and was acting all rough and tough, thrusting into you to the point of nearly reaching your orgasm. He was so focused on pleasing you he just couldn’t stop. However, everything stopped and he just froze in fear the moment he heard Daryl’s voice at the door. He’d then think of you and grab the blanket and put his body over yours to cover you as much as he much as he could. “Euhh…Me and Y/N…are busy Daryl…Can…Can you just leave…Please…It can’t be as important as what we’re doing so…We’ll talk tomorrow morning, alright…”

Merle- The time he got caught being busy with you, he had bent you over the table and was taking you from behind and “teaching” you a lesson on you misbehaving. He was talking all dirty to you and making you understand who you belonged to but suddenly you heard the door open and Milton’s voice calling for him turning into a gasp. You tried to get him to stop but Merle kept going and looked over at Milton like he was the weird one for staring. “What the hell are you looking at Milty? Stop staring! Stop looking at Y/N! What? You ain’t ever seen a man doing the one he loves! Just leave!”

Glenn- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both making out in the armory and slowly it turned into sex with the two of you laying naked on the floor. He kept teasing you as you liked while you tried your best to keep quiet which made him work for it even more. However, you heard the door open and instantly you both grabbed your clothes to cover yourselves and got up only to see Rick and Daryl standing there wide eyed. They slowly started to chuckle and nervously so did Glenn. “Well…There isn’t any other way to explain this…so…Really…It’s just me and Y/N, we felt the need to do it…”

Carl- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were simply making out in his room. You had just confess your feelings for him and he just said he felt the same. He then kissed you softly and it slowly it turned into a make out session. You were both so into it you hadn’t even heard the door being knocked until Rick cleared his throat. Instantly, he got flustered and was shaking his head and closing his eyes. “Dad! This isn’t what it looked like! We…were just kissing each other! Nothing else I swear!”

The Governor- The time he got caught being busy with you, he was sitting on his couch and had you bent over his knees while was fingering you. He was telling you his dirty thoughts and what he would do to you later in a stern voice but suddenly stopped as soon as he heard the door open and a few of his men shocked voices. He would look at them in slight shock and get anything he could to cover you and try to explain himself. “I’m just pleasing Y/N…There’s nothing else to see…Just leave…and don’t ever interrupt me again…”

Abraham- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in the back seat of your car while on a run. You had been there for quite some time and did each other way too many times but still went at it. You were on top of him and the both of you got so focus on the sex you hadn’t noticed the lights of another car until you heard a knock on the window. He quickly grabbed you tightly to him to cover you and roll down the window only to see Rick in shock. He’d chuckle and say “Sorry, Rick…We got a little busy and forgot about the time! Hope you understand…oh but don’t tell anyone about this…”

Eugene- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in the garage of your house. You were simply cleaning and jokingly flirting with one another and slowly it lead to you kissing him and making out. Eventually, it got too heated and he had you under him after he pushed you onto the floor. However, his and your fun stopped the moment he saw Abraham in the corner of his eye. Instantly, he covered you up with his clothes and in the most serious tone said “I know what this looks like…and it is exactly what it is…Me and Y/N love each other so it’s normal of us to do so…maybe leave us?”

Ron- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in his room. You had been together for quite some time and it was you first time with him. It was slowly and loving and you both focused on one another. However, you both panicked the moment you heard his mom calling for him. You searched for your clothes but as soon as you did she had opened the door and he could just laugh it off. “Mom! I know what it looks like…i-I just really love Y/N…”

Jesus- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in your room in Alexandria. You had invited him over to your house and slowly your talking turned into making out and you leading him to your room. By this time, he had you under him and was having his way with you. However, as soon as the door of your room opened and he heard your name being called by Rick, he stopped and hid himself under the covers with you. It genuinely surprised him and peaking out said “Sorry, Rick! I was just borrowing Y/N for a moment…I never thought you would ever just walk in like this…”

Dwight- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in your room. You were permitted to see each other for the night and immediately it started to get intimate. By the time you both got undressed, he had you on top of him and let you do whatever you wanted to him and he was definitely into it. However, after a while Negan had forgot to mention something and just barged in your room. Instantly, he flipped you over to cover you and tried to stop and he got irritated. “Negan?! Wh-what do you want?! You scared the shit out of me and Y/N walking in like that! Can you please leave…Whatever it is, can’t it wait?”

Morgan- The time he got caught being busy with you, was during an early morning. You were both simply in bed making love to one another and he was acting especially sweet and loving to you. However, suddenly Rick had open the door to your room and called him and instantly everything changed drastically. He got surprised and violently pulled the blankets to cover you and him. Out of rage he started to yell at Rick, making it the second time he ever had ever seen him so angry. “Goodness Rick! Don’t you have more manners than this?! How can you just walk in?! Don’t ever just do that again?! Just get out!”

Shane- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in your tent. You were trying to be discrete about the fact you were having sex with him but he was having too much fun trying to get you to practically scream and was doing unspeakable things to you. He was so confident and happy that the moment Rick opened the tent’s door and called him, he simply turned his back to you to cover you as much as he could and slowly the blanket up and threw a smirk at him. “Hey, Rick…Yeah me and Y/N we’re at it again! Are we bothering you or you just had something to tell me? If so we’ll talk about it tomorrow, alright!”

Milton- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in his office. You had managed to distract him from his work and at this point he was on top of you and proving to you how rough he can get by bending you over the table. Everything had happen so fast, you hadn’t even had the time to remove all of your clothing. However, as soon as he heard Merle chuckling from the door, he immediately panicked and pulled out to zip up his pants and stood in front of you to cover you and nervously said “Euhh, Merle?! I-I was simply showing Y/N something…Can’t you just knock on the door before walking in…Wh-what is it do you want?! ”

Aaron- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in your house. It was relatively late at night and you were sure no one would bother you at this hour and had decided to go all out with your kinks. However, little did you know the door to your house was unlock and Daryl had walked in looking for the both of you. You both froze and quickly got dressed as much as you could and he tried to explain “Daryl…This…you know what…it’s exactly what it looks like…maybe you should just come back tomorrow…”

Gabriel- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in the church. It was early in the morning and you had followed him to help with whatever he needed. However, you just had the urge to tease and flirt with him to which ended up in him gladly accepting your offer to blow him off. He was so fixated on you, he hadn’t heard Rick opening the door until he heard him call his name. Instantly, he freaked out but as you were behind the stand he felt a little relieved and out of breath said “Rick?…I-I wasn’t expecting to see you so early this morning…Yes, i’m fine…No, i’m not ready to see everyone yet…Don’t look for Y/N…Sh-She went to get something for me…”

The Wolf- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were outside behind a few bushes. You were teasing him as you pleased and he let you do whatever you felt like. He was quite focus on you that he hadn’t heard his men getting closer on you. However, as he heard his name being called by other voices, he gently pushed you off and covered you with your clothes and warned them. “Don’t ever just walk over to me when Y/N and I are together! Can’t you tell we’re busy!? The next time, I won’t let you all slide…”

Noah- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were in his sleeping bag. It was late at night and you had made camp all together. You had managed to sneak into his sleeping bag and eventually you both started to get things heated. However, Glenn wanted to show Noah something he had found and decided to open the sleeping bag. In shock, Noah froze and came up with an excuse “Y/N…was very cold in her sleeping bag…So I invited her over into mine…So yeah i’m just keeping her warm…”

Simon- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were in his room. You were permitted to spend the night together and he just got so excited he had pull you into his lap. He managed to take off as much and had started to thrust as you sat over him. He was being quite rough and was saying all kinds of dirty things to you that he hadn’t register that the door was wide open. So the moment Negan walked by chuckling, he panicked but didn’t want to stop and simply smiled and chuckled saying “Holy fuck! Oh my god! Euh, hey Negan! Yeah…w-we’re at it again…c-can you please just close the door…I-I forgot…thanks!”

Ezekiel- The time he got caught being busy with you, you were both in his throne room. Everyone had been dismissed and he had pulled you into his lap and proceeded to shower you with kisses and touches. He then reached into your pants and started to finger you and enjoying the sounds you were making. So much he hadn’t noticed Morgan walking back until he cleared his throat. Instantly, he froze and looking over at him, he then smiled and tried his best to brush it off. “I-I was simply telling my Y/N how beautiful she was…I wasn’t expecting for you to just come back without saying a word…Maybe next time say a little something, so I could know…”

Benjamin- The time he got caught being busy with you, it was actually your first time. You had been together for quite some time and one night had decided to sneak into his room. You both started slow and eventually it got heated. However, you heard the door open and told him to stop but he didn’t until he heard Ezekiel chuckling by the door. Instantly, he grabbed the blanket to cover you and said “Oh god! Are we bothering you? I’m sorry….I’m really really sorry…Me and Y/N will try to keep quiet…”

Michonne- The time she was caught being busy with you, you were both on the couch. Thinking no one would walk in the house at that hour, you both made out and touched each other until it eventually turned into something more serious. You were both enjoying it so much you hadn’t even noticed Rick walking in until she flipped you over to hide you and in a stern voice said “Damn it Rick! Why did you have to walk in quietly like that?! You scared me and Y/N…Just go upstairs, we’ll talk about what you have to say tomorrow…”

Maggie- The time she was caught being busy with you, you were both on a run. While scavenging for supplies, she had managed to convince you and teased you enough to start having sex with her thinking no one would be looking for you. However, Beth had found her way to the both of you and wanted to give you something you forgot at camp and she called for you. Instantly, Maggie covered herself and you and peered out and in a laughing tone said “Beth, you scared us! Goodness, couldn’t it wait until we got back! Yes, Y/N and I got a little busy and…we wanted to be alone for a moment…”

Andrea-The time she was caught being busy with you, you were both in a car. You were on a run together and she had suddenly stop, feeling the urge to just do you right then and there. You were enjoying it so much you hadn’t noticed the other car following you to give some supplies you forgot. It was only until Shane walked over knocking the window that you both froze and tried to cover yourself. She opened the window and tried to act casual about it. “What is it do you want? If it wasn’t serious you could’ve just waited for us to come back…Yeah we were just a little busy…”

Jessie-The time she was caught being busy with you, you were in the kitchen early in the morning. You were cooking together and you just couldn’t help but flirt with one another and soon it turned into something more. You both made a ruckus and Ron just had to walk in and you both quickly got dressed. She was laughing nervously and just tried to explain what was happening. “Ron…Me and Y/N were simply showing our love for one another…Sorry…We didn’t mean to bother…”

Beth-The time she was caught being busy with you, you were both in her cell. It was late at night and you were sure no one would notice the two of you. So you made out and slowly it turned into something more and you were basically doing anything to please her. So much you hadn’t heard the footsteps coming from behind until Maggie called out to the two of you. You both got scared and hid together under the blanket. “Maggie? Oh…we weren’t doing anything…I-I just wanted to take a nap with Y/N…Can you leave for the moment, please?”

Sasha-The time she was caught being busy with you, you were both in the watch tower. You were both keeping watch and suddenly you just had the urge to flirt and tease her. Eventually, she gave in and you both ended up laying on the floor and things got heated. So much, you hadn’t even noticed someone climbing up until the door opened and you both heard Rick’s voice calling you. Instantly, you stopped and she covered herself and chuckled. “Rick? What is it do you want? Did you really have to come in so quietly? You scared Y/N…Maybe next time knock first…”

Rosita-The time she was caught being busy with you, was during an early morning in your room. She had spent the night with you and as she woke up, she felt the urge to just pleasing you all over again. You were both enjoying it and all until you heard the door open and Rick calling for you. You instantly stopped her and so did she. She covered herself and you as much with the blanket and out of anger she just had to throw her pillow at him and said “Goodness, Rick! Can’t you knock on the door?! I mean it’s closed for a reason! You scared me! And not to mention Y/N…”

Enid-The time she was caught being busy with you, it was her first time with you. You had simply started to kiss her and it turned into a makeout session. It was a simple moment until Carl walked in on you and cleared his throat. You both stopped and she hid herself behind her hair. “I-I have nothing to say…except me and Y/N were simply kissing…please just leave…”

Tara-The time she was caught being busy with you, you were in your room late at night. You were celebrating your anniversary togeter and had decided to give her a special treatment and started to please her. You were both enjoying it you hadn’t even heard Glenn walking to give you something back until you heard him gasp. You both stopped and looked his way and back at each other chuckling. “Glenn…couldn’t you wait until tomorrow for this?! I thought Y/N and I were clear when we said it was out first year anniversary!”

Imagine Negan having an interest in you when he visits Alexandria but Father Gabriel protecting you from him

(Rewatching the episodes of this season just really inspired me to write this one :3 today Also I believe someone also messaged me this request so hope it is as requested :) Lol I live for Gabriel being innocent but savage at the same time and Negan being creeped out XD So I hope it’s okay and you can somehow appreciate it :3 Gifs not mine/found them on google/credits to the original owners.)

After everything you and your friends had went through it wasn’t easy to always wake up in a good and bright mood in the morning.

However, luckily for you, you had Gabriel in your life. Every morning since, you’d wake up to him hugging you tightly from behind and him kissing your forehead before leaving.

He was positive about how it would all turn out and always reminded you that it wasn’t the end of anything. Thinking about everything he’d say, you had gradually came to believe in it and for the moment you accepted it.


One morning, you had woke up to the sight of the Saviors inside of Alexandria and suddenly you just didn’t enjoy accepting how things were.

They had barged in your house taking everything that was “theirs” and didn’t even bother to be careful or whatsoever.

You ended up being led outside of your own house and just stood by the stairs, looking at them with an angry and frustrated gaze as they took out your furniture.

As you did so, Negan and Rick were walking and talking just behind and passing by you. You then heard Negan talking about Maggie and how she was a special kind of widow at this point and that he needed to see her.

It ticked you off even more and made you turn around to get a good look at the man who made this nightmare happen.

As you did, you saw a tall bearded man in a leather jacket, smiling and laughing, and it made you look at him in disgust and he suddenly noticed you.

He was taken back and looking back and forth between you and Rick, he started to get loud.

“Hot diggity dog! You are fine as hell! Rick, who is this lovely lady! How come I haven’t met her yet…and how are we not together…”

He suddenly got closer to you and instinctively you tried to back away but couldn’t as he ended up reaching to grab a hold of your arms.

He chuckled seeing your reaction and eyeing you up and down, continued, “Oh did I scare you? Sorry…I’ll introduce myself first…Hi, i’m Negan…You know you’re really hot…It’s hard for me to stay calm…”

You didn’t know what to say and just still tried to get away from him but his grip only got tighter. Rick wanted to step in and help but as Negan looked his way, he instantly stopped.

He then looked back at you and tried to coax you into telling him your name.

“Come on, honey…Introduce yourself, I want to get to know you…”

As he was towering over you and his grip was tightening, you got even more nervous and eventually you surrendered to him.


However, as you were about to tell him, you heard a familiar voice from behind.

“Would you like to pay your respects before meeting, Y/N…”

It made Negan jump and as he turned around, he couldn’t hide his shock.

“Holy shit! You are creepy as shit! Sneaking up on me with that collar around  and with that freaky ass smile like that!”

It was Gabriel and as you looked at him, you just wanted to run over to him for a hug but obviously you couldn’t with Negan still holding onto you.

As Negan stared at him, Gabriel stared back and eventually took notice of how he was holding you closely to him. In that instant, he just wanted to tell him you were taken or just punch him and get you back but knew it would be a rather stupid move to do so.

Instead, he remained calm and thought it was just better to distract him otherwise.

“My apologies…That wasn’t my intent…I simply wanted to know if you were interested in paying your respects to the deceased…”

As Negan listened and looked at him, he suddenly scoffed.

“No…Not anymore! If that pregnant girl is gone then she’s gone! I found my new interest, right…here! So Y/N’s your name, huh…”

As he said that, he turned to look back at you and winked. You grimaced and mumbled to him to let go, but it only made him laugh and smile even more.


It made Gabriel sigh and he stepped in closer. Still trying to maintain his calm tone but with his fists closed, he said, “I understand your interest…but maybe Y/N…would like you to let go of her…”

Negan turned back to look at him and eyed him up and down. He noticed the way he looked at you and as he looked back at you, he understood something.

He started laughing and as he turned to look at him, he held you by your shoulders even closer to himself and said “Ho-ly shit! You two are sleeping together! Goddamn, Rick! You got some sinners here!”

As his tone got louder, Rick looked down to the ground, while Gabriel only got even angrier at him and it started to show.

Staring back at you, Negan continued “Y/N…you’re such a naughty and dirty girl! Sleeping with a priest…What else are you down for? Huh?! Tell me…What other dirty fantasies do you have?”

You tried to push him away and you tried to tell him to let go of you but he just couldn’t care less.

“Y/N…Baby…Come on tell me about yourself! Don’t play hard to get with me! Of all people! You got yourself, a priest! That means either you were damn easy or you were real desperate!”


Finally, fed up with the whole act, Gabriel got really angry and got closer to him. He reached over for your arm and in a quick move he managed to pull you away from Negan’s grip while also pushing him away.

As Negan stumbled and got back on his feet, Gabriel put himself in front of you and in an pissed off tone, said, “Who she sleeps with…is none of your goddamn business…Don’t ever…Ever think of touching her that way ever again…Or talk to her in that disrespectful tone…”

Negan’s smile slowly disappeared as Gabriel’s tone got rougher.

Despite Negan being much taller than him, he felt somehow threatened by the way Gabriel stared up at him, especially when he continued making his way towards him.

As he finally got close to him, he then told him, “She isn’t yours…She’s mine…So from now on every time you come here…You’re going to leave her alone…Because if I ever see you do that to her again…I won’t be able to keep my calm…Do you understand…”

As Negan listened, he got slightly frightened by him and his eyes widened in surprise by what had just happened. With nothing else to say, he nodded and told him he understood.

“I get it, priest…She’s yours and yours only…As long as you’re here…I ain’t ever fucking touching her again…”

Gabriel nodded and then turned back to you and reached his hand out for you to hold. You quickly grabbed his and followed him as he walked away.


Still scared from what had happened, you clung to his arm and felt him squeeze your hand. As you looked up at him, you said, “Thanks Gabe…”

He smiled hearing you and said “You’re welcome…That’s what i’m here for…I’ll take you to the church…we’ll stay there until they leave…alright…”

You nodded at him but feeling as if you were being watched, you looked back behind you only to see Negan smirking and pointing back at you, as if he was saying he was going to get you back.

Imagine being at the line up and seeing Merle, your husband, as a Savior.

(So I had this request where Merle fakes his death and becomes a Savior for a long while and I finally came around to write it. I changed it from him being your brother-in-law to him just being your husband also there’s a little bit of Negan as well cause I couldn’t resist adding him XD, hope it’s okay and you all like it :D Gifs not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owners,)

It was a dark and cold night, you hang on tightly to the bed carrying Maggie and followed Rick’s lead.

You ran as fast as you could but came to a stop the moment you noticed you were completely surrounded and had no where to run. They ordered you to get on your knees and with no choice did as they said.


You waited for a while and suddenly a man with a baseball bat got out of the RV.

He chuckled and got closer to all of you.

“Pissin’ our pants yet? Boy do I have a feeling we’re getting close! Yeah…it’s going to be pee pee pants city real soon!”

His voice and demeanor scared your and made shivers run down your spine. He asked for the leader and as he got the answer, he chuckled and introduced himself.

“Hi…i’m Negan…you’re Rick, right? I do not appreciate you killing you my men…”

He smirked and started talking to all of you about what was going to happen to you and the what the New world order was. As a revenge for the death of so many of his men, he revealed was going to beat one of you.

“All this…all this is just a weak pick of who gets the honor…so who’s it going to be? You? You…or maybe…you?”

He eyed you up and down and smiled standing in admiration of you. He then wondered if you were ever chosen would he really be able to kill you. He started to laugh and acted smug as if he was flirting with you.

“Yeah…how about you, honey…what’s your name?”

As you looked up at him, you suddenly heard a familiar voice objecting to him and someone surging from the crowd.

“No! No! Not her!”

You couldn’t believe your eyes and neither did your friends, it was Merle. He was well and alive after all.


When you met up with the group in Atlanta, at first, you and Merle bickered a lot and didn’t quite get along.

He was rude and an utter nuisance to the group’s well being and you just had to always put him in his place. You didn’t shy away from insulting him, smacking his head and telling him about his wrong doings.

However, just as for the others in the group, you still cared for his safety and showed your concern for him when got injured.

It made him laugh to see you that way and soon, your bickering and fighting turned into flirting and the both of you falling for one another.


One evening, inside your tent, he asked you “Say it again…” while catching your hand that was about to slap him.

You tried to get his hand away from you and got annoyed by how lightly he was treating the subject matter.

“Damn it, Merle! Were you even listening I said to stop picking fights with the others! Did you get that? Please can you just spend at least one day without causing trouble with the others…”

He chuckled and shook his head, and ended up grabbing both of your hands.

“No…I already got that part and I promise, i’ll do just as you wish…I meant the first part of your sentence, say it again…I like hearing it from you…”

You stopped trying to fight him and suddenly got shy from his request. Looking away and in a hush tone you nervously repeated just as he asked of you.

“I love you, Merle…”

He loved that no matter how mad you were at him, you reminded him you still loved him and he smiled even more while pulling you closer, he quickly gave you a kiss and hug you tightly.

“I love you too, Y/N…”

He kissed you again and was being so sweet and loving you nearly forgot the reason you got angry until you heard the ruckus outside and reminded him.

“I’m serious Merle, no more fighting with the others!”

“Okay, okay! But I’ll only promise…if you marry me…”

He took out a ring from his pocket and showed it to you. You were shocked, your eyes got watery and you had no words to describe the joy you felt.

He slipped the ring to your finger and immediately went back to kissing and hugging you.


Although, you both loved each other very much, your “marriage” was short lived as one day, you had stayed in the camp while he left for a run with the others only to be left alone.

They had come back with another man instead who revealed he had no choice but to handcuffed Merle to the rooftop.

It angered you to know this man, Rick, could ever think he could just do that and expect you to just accept it.

You and Daryl had then urged everyone to go look for him and as you did, you only found his hand instead.

No body, no evidence as to where he might’ve gone but only his hand. You cried yourself to sleep that night and many other but as you traveled you had been able to move on little by little.

By the time you got to the prison, you were able to be yourself again and help with everything that needed to be done. You even found it in yourself to forgive Rick and had grown to accept him.


Merle, on the other hand, was in Woodbury, working for the Governor. Just as you he thought about you everyday and would’ve wished going back to get you.

However, since he was found and saved by The Governor he somehow felt in debt and stayed to help him. As he met up with Andrea, he didn’t hesitate to ask her about you and Daryl. He was relieved to know you were alright the last time she saw you but it broke his heart to know how much you grieved for him.

He was determined to get back to you and tried to convince The Governor to go look for you and the others.


In the weeks that followed, he tried to figure out were you could be but as he did, Philip told him to worry and take care of other business.

By then Merle realized, he was being used and that he’ll probably never be able to leave Woodbury with the way things were. Wanting to see you and Daryl again, he came up with a plan to fake his death.

He managed to convince them and was now left alone in the world looking to find you. He remembered a prison being mentioned sheltering people and tried to look for it.

After days and days of walk, he finally arrived, he saw the place destroyed and infested with walkers. Believing you had been there, he cried thinking the worst of outcome for you.

He walked along the road and spend months and months on end trying to find the old group or at least other people, he finally met up with a group of people and found himself helping them just as he did with the Governor.


After what had happened to the prison, you and your friends had been separated only to reunited along the road.

You all finally found a place to call home and were able to settle and hope to live there for the rest of your days.

However, you still went through some ups and down and came across another group who was threatening your livelihood.


And now here you were on your knees, seeing your husband for the first time after thinking he had died. You were in such disbelief you couldn’t find the right words to say anything all while wondering if you were dreaming. 

For the first time, Merle was objecting to Negan and was trying to find a way to save all of you. 

“You can’t kill her…or any of them…”

Negan got pissed to see one of his men standing up against him and sarcastically scoffed.

“Oh my fucking bad! I didn’t knew you were in charge now? What you want me back inside the car?! Geez! Just move out the way!”

He pushed him away and tried to get back in front of you but Merle tugged on him. 

“Wait…I can convince them to give us everything…I know these people…”

He pushed him again and finally got to you and pissed he said “I don’t give a fucking damn shit if you know these people! I care to beat the holy hell out of one of them for what they did and get half of their shit!”

Looking into your eyes, he noticed tears rolling down your cheeks and your breathing being ragged, you were sobbing. 

“Oh…sweetheart…don’t cry…he’s just trying to get me to spare your lives, it’s not a bad thing…”

He chuckled and as Merle heard that, he truly believed you were going to be Lucilled and went to stand in front of you.

Looking into Negan’s eyes, he said “I don’t ever beg…but i’m begging you now…please don’t kill her…I haven’t seen her in months on end…and I miss her…”

You looked up towards and in that moment, you didn’t care about anyone around and didn’t hesitate to get up and hug him. He turned to hug you back and for what seemed like an eternity you finally felt at ease.

“I-I love you Merle…I-I really missed you…”

“I love you Y/N…”

He stroked your hair and back and listened closely to the sound of your voice. Just as you he had forgotten about everyone around, until he heard Negan chuckling.

“Oh…I get it…you love her cause she’s the wife you were looking for…If it relieves you…I never planned on killing her…but I do plan on taking her back with me…and now that I know about all this…she just got even more interesting…”

You both stood in shock and Merle didn’t want to think what he could be thinking. He turned to look at him and noticed him smirking. 

Merle felt his stomach turn and could only shake his head saying “No…no…you can’t take her away from me this way…”

Imagine Dwight and Negan being both interested in you during the line up.

(As promised, i’m back! :D unfortunately, i’m still not writing the request in order…but I hope it’s okay with everyone. Here is the Dwight and Negan request, hope you all like it and it makes sense. I also hope I got Dwight right. Gif not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owner)

From the moment, Dwight found you along Daryl, Glenn, Michonne and Rosita, he acted differently from his usual self.

He had hurt your friends but the instant you pleaded him to stop he did.

“Please! Stop…we’ll do as we’re told…just don’t hurt any of us…”

He smirked and said “And why should I listen to you! Who are you anyway…?”

“I’m…Y/N…could you please just put the gun down…”

You said holding onto your friend Daryl on the ground after he had been shot.

He listened and got the both of you near your other friends.


Instead of hurting you physically the same way as he did to your friends he would only threaten you.

"You beg for them one more time and it’ll be your last…Now get on the ground with the others!”

As the other Saviors, were preparing to meet up with the rest of your group, you waited in the woods along with your friends surrounded by the Saviors.

You had checked up on Daryl’s bullet wound and seeing the concern in your eyes Dwight had let you. Instead of yelling to you to separate he simply turned a blind eye. He didn’t even knew you yet but he already didn’t want to disappoint you.

As you all waited, you noticed how Dwight was gazing at you. You felt uncomfortable and unconsciously you scooted closer to your friends as if to hide yourself.

When night fell, you heard a voice over Dwight’s radio saying “Alright…you can bring'em over…we’re rounding them up…”

“Got it…Get up! All of you and get in the car” Dwight said while picking you up and leading to the truck. He shoved your friends in but when it came to you he subconsciously got you in the car gently.


The drive was short but it seemed like an eternity.

The car came to a stop and you heard the voices outside.

“Bring them out!”

The door of the car opened and Dwight pulled you out first and the others followed. He pushed you forward and you noticed your other friends on their knees.

Seeing how scared Rick was along with the others you started to feel even more fearful of what was happening.

As you were shoved to the ground with the others, Dwight stayed behind you with the gun pointed at you.

Another Savior then told all of you

“It’s time to meet the man!”

An RV’s door opened and someone came out.

“Pissin’ our pants yet?”


The person walked out of the darkness and revealed himself. He was a tall man with black slick hair. He wore a leather jacket, with a red scarf and held a barbed wire baseball bat.

He chuckled and “Boy do I have a feeling we’re getting close! Yeah…it’s going to be pee pee pants city real soon!”

You shiver in fear and obviously couldn’t hide it well from the Saviors.

Dwight felt bad and wanted to comfort you. He could only looked down on you and drew himself closer to you to somewhat reassure you.

Negan looked at all of you and it made him laugh even harder. He looked back and noticed you and Dwight. He walked over to you and eyed you up and down.

“Well…what do we have here…”

He lowered himself to your level and said “I’m Negan and you?”

You stared at him intensely and he chuckled and got up in your face making comments

“That’s an adorable face your giving me!…What are you? Disappointed?Angry? Mad? Whatever it is, besides cute it can’t possibly look threatening…So, What’s your name?”

Dwight answered in your stead and told him “Her name’s Y/N…”

You stared back at Dwight and told him

“You don’t need to answer for me…I can do it myself…”

Your answer caused Negan to smile and as you looked back at him you told him “My name’s Y/N…”

Negan raised an eyebrow out of curiosity and asked “Really? Well Y/N…you have an absolutely pretty face…as well as the rest of you from what I see…”

Still inspecting you he continued “Mmhm… yeah you look good…I also mean it as you seem to be the only one who doesn’t look like shit…Did you follow all my men’s order because I can’t think of another reason as to why you’re in a such good condition…”


Dwight cut you off and answered “It only took one threat from me for this one to stop! That’s why!”

“Hmm…I see…A listener…I like that!”

You got angry at the both of them but didn’t dare to say anything more out of fear of what might happen of you did.

However, when Negan playfully tapped your cheek, you pulled yourself away from his touch and boldly told him “Don’t touch me…”

He laughed and said “Oh…a fighter as well! A shame you’re part of whatever group this is…I’m going to have to teach all of you a lesson and I’ll have to include you…”

Thinking you made a mistake with your response, you shook your head and you slowly started to tear up and told him

“You don’t have to do this! We were only defending ourselves…please…don’t hurt us…”

Negan wiped your tears away and shook his head

“No, don’t beg like that…Don’t act all innocent…you killed my men and expected to kill me in the process…you’re as dangerous as the others here!”

He simply chuckled.


Dwight had noticed you shaking and obviously that you were crying. He wanted to protect you and tried to come up with an excuse

“She’s dangerous but in all honesty she isn’t much a threat…she keeps begging for other people’s lives, clearly she’s a softie…”

He looked at you and smiled and it made Negan curious.

He looked at him and said “I didn’t asked you…Why do you keep answering for her?”

Dwight then got nervous and said “What? No i’m not!”

He got up and it took one look at Dwight to make Negan realize as to why he had kept talking in your place

“Oh…I get it…You like her don’t you!”

He said pointing at you and smiling.

Dwight stuttered “ Wh-What? No! I-I don’t like her! She just understood me the first time and shut her mouth unlike her friends! I’m only telling you what I know about her!”

He looked back at you and said “Wow! See the power you have over this guy…You just met and he’s clearly head over heels for you!”

You looked back at Dwight and he could only stare back at you for a moment and then look away. 

Negan put his free hand on his chest and then said “Aww…i’m honestly touched…you guys are quite cute together…”

His words somehow made you blush and Dwight just couldn’t say anything.

Negan laughed and then got a serious look on him. He dropped his hand and told Dwight “But it’s a shame you’ll never be with her, buddy…”

Dwight felt his stomach drop at Negan’s word as the only thing he could think of was him eliminating you.


Fearing for the worst to happen, your tears had started to come back and you could see that your friends were as anxious as you.

Dwight then just couldn’t hide his anger at what Negan had said and asked “What? Y-you can’t kill her! This isn’t what you had planned!”

He got in front of you and closer to Negan. Negan backed away as Dwight was yelling at him. His attitude had surprised you and especially Negan.

Negan smiled and said “I didn’t say anything about killing her…I was just thinking of something else…”

He walked away from Dwight to get back closer to you to get a clear look at you

“I don’t know if you could tell but…from the start of all of this…I had my eyes on you as well…I mean there’s a reason I got to you first…So the only thing I can think of now is to please you…you know because I want you to choose me over this guy!”

Dwight turned around quickly and stared at Negan as he smiled at you.

Negan continued “So i’m guessing what you want right now is your friends to be safe and sound right?”

Not letting you answer he told you “So…how about I take you away with me as a hostage, I don’t kill one of you as I had planned and you guys give us half of your shit…That way, you’re happy and i’m happy!”

You looked around at your friends and said to Negan “Please…there must be another way…there must be…”

He was taken back and answered “There is another way… it involves one of your friends dying and still me getting your supplies…So really, there’s only one option for you.”

“Why? Why, me?” You said quietly

Negan got his ear closer to you and understood your words. In disbelief, he told you “Why? Well, I told you…I’m starting to like you and now I want to know more of you! So i’m offering your friends lives just impress you! I’m trying as much as I can here!”

Not wanting to see your friends hurt and him getting mad you wiped your tears away and reluctantly told him “I-I understand…I’ll go with you…”

He smirked and grabbed your arm to get you up.

He held your arm and turned around to tell Dwight “Looks like Y/N is choosing me…see Dwight…this is how you get a girl!”


He told everyone to go get the supplies in Alexandria and to bring your friends back.

He then told your group “Alright! Everyone, party’s over! I got what I wanted and something even better than seeing one of you die. So, as of now you are dismissed!” 

He laughed and then held you close to him to bring you to his RV. 

You turned to look at what was happening to your friends and noticed Dwight.

He had gotten mad about the situation and obviously couldn’t hide his feelings for you. He was red with anger and his knuckles white from the fist he was making. He then walked in a fast pace towards you and Negan.

He grabbed Negan’s shoulder and turned him around to punch him and said “I-I found her first! If anything she’s mine!”

Negan caught his cheek and laughed “I guess, you’re not giving up…You really like her that much?”

He turned to you and playfully said “Y/N…looks like i’m not the only one you’re leaving with…with two men liking you this is going to be really interesting!”

He bit his lip and smiled at you and smirked back at Dwight. 

At his words, you could only be worried of what might happen next.

Imagine getting shot in the eye instead of Carl and he freaks out.

(Hope I got this request right and you all like it :D It’s super fluffy in the end!! Gif not mine/Found it on google/Credit to the original owner.)

The walls of Alexandria had been destroyed.

You were all in a state of panic and had tried to run towards the closest house possible.

Luckily Jessie was just outside of hers and had taken down the walkers in front of it to let you all in.


As everyone went to take care of Deanna’s wound, Carl approached you.

He grabbed your hand and held it tightly.

“Y/N, are you okay?”

You were out of breath from the whole running and could only nod at him. He stroked your hair and kissed your forehead before leaving to go see what Ron was up to.

You sat there for a while and tried to process everything that had just happened and what was happening outside.


The next moment, Carl and Ron came back and the walkers had breach the house.

You went in to help them hold the doors but soon there were so many of them you couldn’t anymore.

Everyone decided to make their way upstairs and find another solution.

Rick and Michonne then told you to get a bed sheets and cloak yourself with the guts of a walker.

You followed their orders and helped Carl with his cloak while he helped with yours.

As everyone got ready, you all held each others hand and made your way outside.

Walkers filled the streets and had obligated you to walk at a very slow pace.

As the hours passed, Rick had decided it was better to make your way towards the cars and try to round them up and get them away.

You stayed in between Carl and Ron and kept going.


When night fell you suddenly came to a stop. You looked forward and realized Sam had let go out of fear and was in a state of panic.

He was crying and just couldn’t move. His mother was trying to get his attention back and so did his brother.

You looked around and saw the walkers getting closer and closer to all of you. You tried to urge Carl to move forward but he couldn’t as Jessie was still trying to get her son.

Suddenly Sam got caught by the walkers and bitten. As it happened in front of all of you, Jessie started to scream and cry, only to attract more walkers.

She then got bit as well and her grip tightened around Carl’s hand. He tried to let go to keep moving on but couldn’t.

He yelled for his father to do something and it woke him up. He started to chop Jessie’s arm with his ax.

He kept at it until it got completely off. You and Carl fell to the ground and you saw his gun get dropped.

Ron went to get it and as you and Carl got up he pointed it at you.

He was in tears and you could tell he was nervous and anxious and was ready to fire.

“Ron, don’t do anything stupid…” You whispered looking at him while raising your hands.

“You don’t need to do this, Ron, we can survive together…” Carl said while trying to get in front of you to shield you away from Ron.

He shook his head and everyone could tell he was going to shoot. Rick screamed but the next moment Michonne had put her sword through him.


As he died, his muscles tensed and shot fire.

In that instant, you had pushed Carl out of the way and felt an intense pain in your right eye. Your vision got extremely blurry and bloody.

Everyone stood in shock and Carl then called out to you. You heard him vaguely and turned to look at him.

“Carl?” You said in a confused tone before fainting and falling to the ground.

Carl freaked out and started to scream your name.

“Y/N! Y/N?! No…”

Carl got close to you as quick as he could and grabbed a hold of you. He carried you and Rick went in to help him.

They ran towards the infirmary as fast as they could and Michonne slashed through the walkers to keep them away.

Carl was in a real state of panic, he didn’t want to believe what was happening and tried to wake you up.

Rick was behind and told him to calm down but he just couldn’t. He thought of all the good memories you had together since you have met in Atlanta and was afraid to really lose you.


When they finally arrived at the infirmary you were lucky Denise was there.

They immediately laid you on the table and everyone went to work to get you better.

Carl stayed by your side and held your hand. He was crying and kept telling you, you were going to be alright.

Denise started to remove the bullet and then stitch your wound.

Rick couldn’t stand doing nothing and had decided to go kill the walkers. Michonne wanted to go as well but waited to be sure you were all stitched up.

She told Denise to hurry but she reminded her she was in the middle of surgery.  

As she finished up, Michonne kissed your forehead and left to join Rick outside.

Carl didn’t want to leave you but he was so angry about himself for letting this happen to you, he had to let his anger out.

He grabbed the nearest weapon, kissed your forehead and made his way towards the door. He helped everyone kill the walkers in the street and didn’t stop until the sun rise.


When everything stopped, he made his way into the infirmary and went to your room.

He sat next to your bed and still couldn’t believe what had happened. Looking at how you were, he started to tear up and blame himself.

“T-this is all my fault…I-It should’ve been me…not you…you don’t deserve this Y/N…I did…I couldn’t protect you…”

He started to sob and lay his head in between his head. He thought about your smile and how you made him laugh during rough times.

He thought about the times you spent together since you arrived in Alexandria and all the good stuff that had happen since.

You had offer him happiness and he was eternally grateful for you. He was angry at himself thinking he couldn’t even give you that same feeling in that moment and kept blaming himself for it.

“I’m sorry, Y/N…I’m useless…I couldn’t even protect you when you needed me to…I’m sorry…”


As he sobbed and cried by your side, you suddenly heard your name faintly.

You slowly gained strength and felt like you could slowly open your eyes.

As you tried, you realized one eye was unable to and only felt a stinging pain in it. You gave up on it and turned to look where the sound came from.

You noticed it was Carl and couldn’t be any happier to see him. You immediately smile but soon you realized he was crying.

You mustered up the strength to lift your hand and reassure him that everything was alright.

As you did, you put your hand over his head and he raised to look at you.

He cupped your face with one hand and wiped away his tears with the others.

“Y/N?! You okay?” He said looking worried.

You chuckled at him and nodded. You stroked his hair and said “Yeah…I’m fine…a little headache…but it’s okay…”

He shook his head and couldn’t help but hug you in that moment.

“I’m sorry Y/N… I’m really sorry…”

You hugged him back and just didn’t understand what he was sorry for what.

“Carl…I don’t get it…why are you sorry…”

He cried into your shoulder and explained what had happened. 

You then knew what he meant and said “It’s not your fault…It was Ron being foolish and pulling a gun on me that cause this…not you…It could never be you…”

He felt comforted hearing you say that in such a cheerful tone and tried to forgive himself.

As he backed away from you, you smiled at him brightly and wiped his tears.

“I’m fine Carl…really…”

He grabbed your wrist and smiled back at you nodding. He kissed your wrist and it made you chuckle.

“If you say so, Y/N…”

He took a deep breath and smiled at you.

“I love you Y/N…no matter what…”

You chuckled at him and got a little shy from his words.

“Really? Even with one eye…”

Your comment finally made him laugh a little and he nodded.

“Yes…even with one eye…I still love you…I love you…”

You reached for his arm and pulled him over you. You grabbed the back of his neck and you rested your forehead on his and whispered “I love you too Carl…thank you for making me feel better…”

He closed his eyes and believed your every word.

Preference "How they cuddle"

(Here is the cuddling request! I hope it’s okay that I used gif with the characters rather than a specific cuddling gif…I couldn’t find all of them so I gave up :( and went with these ones instead…Hope you all like it and it’s not too short :D Gif not mine/Credit to the original owner/Found them on google )  

Negan- Since he is very possessive of you, he would probably always hold you closely to him as much as possible when cuddling. He would make sure you knew how much you meant to him just by his grip on you. To be sure that you loved him back he would always grab your arms to hold him back. 

Merle- He would probably act like a baby when cuddling and want you to be the big spoon as to hold him tightly from the back. He would wrap your arms in his and make sure you knew how much he appreciates you cuddling this way. When he feels a little down he would mostly lay on your chest and want you to hold him.

Daryl- He wouldn’t appreciate physical contact at first but over time he really enjoys you wrapping your arms around him as if to comfort him. At night, he would usually turn around and hug you back. He would rest his chin on top of your head and make sure you felt safe in his arms.

Rick- He would probably cuddle with you by the side. As in he would wrap an arm behind your back while the other hand is holding yours. While sleeping he would also give you light kisses over your face and it would tickle you. Then he would put your head to rest on his shoulder and he would lazily rest his on yours.

Michonne- She would probably make you rest your head over her chest and hold you. One hand over your arm and the other holding your head. You would hug her back and hold her waist tightly. She also really enjoys when you surprise her with back hugs.

Carl- He would mostly hold you from behind and bury his face in the crook of your neck to rest and feel comfort. When you would turn around you would hug him back and press your forehead against his. You would stare at each other and giggle. Eventually you would both get sleepy and end up sleeping in this position.

Glenn- He would hold you tightly against him while spooning. Once you turn around you lay your head on his chest and intertwine your fingers. He would then wrap an arm around your waist and fall asleep this way.

Maggie- When you would lay on your stomach she would rest herself on you and hold your waist. She would rest her head next to yours and press her cheeks against yours. Once you turned around she would lay on your chest and you would hold her tightly against you.

Imagine being Negan's sister and you finally reunite (pt.2)

(So I had a few request for a follow up on this imagine…no specifics so I just went the fluffy route with this one. Hope you all like it and it makes sense :D yay for Negan being a cute brother and Daryl being weirded out XD. Gif not mine/Credit to the original owner/ Found it on google)

You woke up and you found yourself in bed. You looked around and noticed your brother asleep in the chair across the room.

You threw a pillow at him and it woke him up. You laughed but he was surprised.

“You haven’t change…” He said smiling.

“You okay?”

You laughed and said “I’m fine”
But then remembering you were carrying a child you touched your stomach to feel it.

You panicked a moment but Negan got up and held your hand.
“It’s…it’s fine Y/N…the baby’s fine…” He said with a concern look.
“I had someone competent to check on you.. After you blacked out…”

“Oh…and it’s alright?”

He nodded and said “Y/N tell me who the father is? I’ll fucking kill him for what he did?!”

You laughed at his attitude and said “Calm down!…The father is…someone I love…and we’ve been together for quite some time…”

“You sure you wanna raise a kid in this world…?”

“Because it’s him…yeah I’m sure…besides we have Alexandria to stay safe in and not to mention the baby will have a crazy uncle for protection,,,” You said with a grin

He laughed but then said "Hmm…You make a point…Is he from that place of yours…part of that other group…”

“I’m part of that other group! And yes he’s also part of it…”

Your brother looked sad and said “Does this mean…you’re leaving me ? And going back there?”

You nodded and explained “I have to…there my friends and…the father of my child is there too…”

He understood and jokingly said “Fine…go back to your new family and abandon me…”

You hit him in the shoulder just as you did when you were you’re younger and said “I’m not abandoning you, you idiot!…You can come visit us…and besides didn’t you tell your people to not hurt anyone I hold dear…Maybe your group and mine can get along…you are their leader…”

He looked at you and laughed. He then said “Only, If you can convince your group to not kill any of my people anymore…”


The next morning your brother and a few of his men drove down the road and you all got to the gates of Alexandria.

Daryl was about to take his bike and go look for you.

You got out of the car with your brother and immediately the gates opened and were met with Daryl. He ran to you and went to grab you for a tight hug.

He didn’t even care about the Saviors around and he just held you.
Rick got out holding his gun to your brother and said “What are you doing with these people Y/N! What do they want!”

You got out of Daryl’s arms and told him “Don’t worry…they won’t hurt us…Negan…their leader is my brother…”

Daryl looked at you and said “What…? Why didn’t you say anything about this…?

"I…wasn’t sure it was him at first…”

He hugged you again and said “Do you know how much I was worried about you…”

You held him tighter as you had missed him. You then mumbled to his chest “I missed you too…”

Your brother got closer to Rick and lowered his gun and said “ My sister…keeps insisting that I shouldn’t hurt any of you…because she holds all of you dear…I won’t…”

Rick looked at you and you nodded to assure him. 

Negan then turned to you and looked at Daryl from head to toe.

He got closer to him and said “As for you…You do one more stupid thing and I swear i’ll be your worst nightmare!”

Daryl was shocked and confused and said “W-what…? I…I didn’t do anything…”

“How do you explain her being pregnant! Man, Y/N you sure you want your child to grow up with a slow minded father!” Negan said while looking back at you.

Daryl was surprised by your brother’s reaction and said “We…we love each other…and it’s not a stupid thing…” Daryl glared at your brother and suddenly you intervened and said “Negan…please…it takes two to make a child… You can’t just blame him…”

Negan started to laugh and said “I’m joking! I’m joking! Can’t I scare him a little bit?" He shook his shoulder playfully. He then pulled him into a hug and patted his back roughly.

Daryl was weirded out and simply stood still.

You shook your head and laughed at the sight of your new family together.

Imagine Ezekiel helping you getting rid of your fear for Shiva and you falling for him

(Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 I really tried my best for this! Hope it’s okay! Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owner.)

As you arrived at the Kingdom, you were greeted by the leader or rather the king there, Ezekiel.

He had welcomed you after you had lost your old camp and reassured you that from now on this was your home.

You were thankful for him and couldn’t have hope for any better place to seek refuge.


It was like that until you saw the tiger they kept there. It roamed freely and just seeing the sheer size of it, scared you.

Anytime you were out, you’d purposely avoid it just so people wouldn’t about your fear. However, it was hard to hide it when it would come up from behind to brush its head against you. You would yelp out of surprise and even stumbled on your feet.

You couldn’t help it, the tiger was just so big it was hard to believe it was anything else but wild.

Obviously, Ezekiel had noticed it. Although, he thought it was adorable of you to be so frightened and sometimes feeling you hold onto him whenever he would be talking to you, he knew it couldn’t go on forever.


So one day, he called you over to his garden.

You went as he asked and walked over to join him. It was late at night and with the cold air blowing you held yourself tightly.

You noticed the bonfire and saw him standing by it. It made you smile but it instantly went away the moment you caught sight of Shiva laying by the bench.

You stopped midway and just stood there stunned to see her. You wanted to run back to your room and just go hide away.

You thought of it and turned on your foot only for Ezekiel to chuckle and run to you. He grabbed your arm and spun you towards him.

He chuckled seeing your reaction and just looked you in the eyes. In a hush tone, he said,

“Y/N…Don’t leave yet…I asked for you…”

He was so close, you felt his warmth and couldn’t deny that it made you feel all nervous about it.

With the the way he looked at you, you didn’t know what to tell him and just stuttered out whatever crossed your mind.

“I-I don’t want to stay…well…I-It’s more like I can’t…”

It made him smile to see you react this way and he just turned to walk besides you. He kept you close and said, “There’s nothing to worry about…i’m right here with you…”

He walked you over to the fire, and you felt yourself getting more tense. You started to feel sweat forming and your stomach forming a knot. She was right there, looking straight at you.

“Please…I-I don’t…”

You said as you backed up and felt his hold getting tighter. He continued to lead you and while at it, he let out a throaty chuckle.

“You can’t escape now, Y/N…I got you…”

He just had to start teasing you on purpose just to get an excuse to feel you closer to him. You held onto him just as he hoped.

As you got nearer to the bench, Shiva had gotten up from here place. She was walking towards you and you just couldn’t.

You stopped again and just started to ramble on.

“No! No! This can’t be happening…Please just stay in your place…Don’t get any closer…”

You squeezed his hand tighter and it just made him smile. He then got closer to your ear and whispered, “You know…She won’t ever hurt you…You just need to trust her…”

He got closer to her and slightly further from you to approach the beast. He handed out his hand to her and she got closer to let him feel her fur.

It terrified you to see her so near but as he petted her, you couldn’t deny she was strangely cute to look at.

He offered you his hand again and this time, although you hesitated a little, you reached to grab him.

He pulled you closer to him and you ended up crouching next to him. He looked at you with a smile and you felt yourself blushing again and just avoided his gaze.

You heard him chuckle and suddenly felt your hand being led forward. You knew what he was doing. In a panic, you tried to get your hand out of his and deny him all over again.

“No…wait…I can’t do this…”

“Y/N…i’ve seen you kill walkers like flies…A loving tiger shouldn’t be a problem for you at this point…”

In the end, his grip tighten and you felt some fur. You closed your eyes out of fear and felt its warmth as well as its breathing underneath it.

Your heart was racing and you couldn’t believe how close you were to Shiva at this point. You felt her move and it startled you here and there.

However, with Ezekiel so close by you felt a little at ease and knew you could try to calm down.

Your hand ended up on her head and slowly he started to let go of you. You were surprised by him and you just had to get closer to him to feel safer.

“Don’t worry…you’re doing it…See it isn’t that bad…”

As he kept encouraging you, you felt yourself getting more and more confident. However, as she would move around, it would startle you and you just pulled your hand away.

He kept smiling and laughing at you and tried his best to reassure you that nothing would happen.


Eventually, you both ended up sitting by the bench and discussed the night away. You talk and talked and barely notice how fast the time would pass.

Gradually, you grew accustomed to Shiva’s presence and felt comfortable enough to keep petting her as you sat together.

As you did, you realized how much time you’ve been spending around Ezekiel. Everyday, you would seem to go out of your way to see him and didn’t really knew as to why you did it.

However, with all his efforts and compliments to you, you understood as to why, you liked him. You liked him a lot.

You thought he was a handsome and distinguished man and any time he’d look your way or would call for you, you felt yourself getting weak for him.

The more you thought about everything, the more you felt your heart race.

As he was talking, your thoughts were just so fixated on everything about him, you didn’t even register what was being said.

His hand on your shoulder woke you up from your thoughts and as it startle you, you blurted it out your feelings.

“I-I like you!”

It stunned him to hear you and you could tell from his expression. At this point, You didn’t know what to do or say else but just stared back at him.

The silence was killing you so you were going to apologize and were about to explain yourself to him but before you could say anything, his eyes soften.

He smiled and in a teasing tone, he said, “Really? That’s good to know…”

You gulped and felt him getting closer to you to whisper in your ear, “Because I like you too…”

anonymous asked:

why do you think people like to romanticize pain in the show???

Because stoicism doesn’t sell, Anon. Consider who has more fans:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Spoiler– it’s the sadistic, self-loathing sparkly imp in the leather jerkin, because we see him suffer and our empathy goes into overdrive. Even Mulan leaks the old saline to garner audience identification, and she’s pretty hardcore.

Still not over this scene– it’s called a threesome, idiots

I doubt OUAT would be as much fun if everyone sat around and made logical, rational decisions based on the common good, instead of having characters cry and flip out and have tearful reunions in life-and-death situations. In fact, the characters who DON’T emote to the rafters are universally distrusted.

Looking at you, Blue Fairy!

Of course, some pain is more relatable than others– which is why some people are willing to overlook Hook’s heart-snatching, peasant-torturing, amnesia-via-bullet past because that’s physical pain you’re unlikely to encounter in everyday life, but will side-eye Neal forever because being dumped SUCKS. Likewise, the brilliance of Regina is that she’s running around trying to blow up the town, but we see her sitting all alone at Granny’s diner during a party and her fans shout WHY DOESN’T ANYBODY SAY HELLO I MEAN WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS PEOPLE MY GOD?

Emily Post was missing a section on Small Talk For People You’ve Cursed for 28 Years

I don’t think anybody would like to actually BE an OUAT character, with all the constant pain, misery, separation from loved ones, and falling down portals that entails– but it’s sure fun to watch! Part of the reason I love this show is because it’s so off-the-wall nutters.

Hello, I’m a 40-year-old-going-on-400-year-old-going-on-15-year-old manipulating my 300-year-old son to try and rip the heart out of my great-grandson– how are you?

In real life, emphasizing emotions over logic will only lead to bad decisions and over-consumption of chocolate. But in fiction? Bring it on! Just make sure you don’t try and act like your faves in real life, okay?

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