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OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS VIDEO OKAY

(A/N: I’m also using the official screenplay for this scene to describe some of the actions)

Right, so in this scene you have the two couples of the movie – Newt/Tina and Jacob/Queenie.

First of all, let’s start with the obvious Jacob/Queenie in the scene:

  • The screenplay states that they are “getting on famously” – he’s watching her intently as she talks, hanging onto every word she says and clearly taking an interest in what she’s saying.
  •  He obviously feels sad for her (and Tina) when she tells him about their parents because she says “oh, you’re sweet!”
  • Then he says to her, “Could you stop reading my mind for a second?” – she looks a little offended, a little upset, and that’s probably because she’s used to people asking her to stop reading their minds even though she can’t help it. He sees that because he hurriedly says “Don’t get me wrong, I love it!” – and she giggles (HER GIGGLE IS EVERYTHING OH MY GOD)
  • As written in the screenplay: “QUEENIE giggles, delighted, captivated by JACOB” – SHE IS CAPTIVATED BY HIM, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
  • Jacob compliments her on her cooking, saying that it’s “the best meal” he’s ever had – and he’d know because he’s a cook as well; Queenie obviously knows this because she’s so touched and laughs “Oh, you slay me!”.
  • “I ain’t never talked to a No-Maj before!” – don’t you just love how Queenie is as interested in his life as a No-Maj as he is in her life as a witch? It’s so wonderful how they take a genuine interest in each other’s lives from the very start
  • Screenplay: “QUEENIE and JACOB gaze into each other’s eyes” :’)
  • “I am NOT flirting!” – oh, but you kind of are? Just a bit?
  • Screenplay: “JACOB is suddenly very pale and sweaty again, although still trying to look good for QUEENIE”.
  • Queenie immediately appears concerned and asks “Oh, hey, you okay, honey?”
  • JACOB IS IN A PINK BED READING WHAT IS PROBABLY ONE OF QUEENIE’S BOOKS AND WHAT IS PROBABLY HER SLIP AT THE END OF THE BED LIKE DO NOT TOUCH ME
  • SCREENPLAY: “As TINA shuts the door, JACOB gets a quick glimpse of QUEENIE in the other room, wearing a much less demure dressing gown”
  • “Thanks…very much” *obviously staring at Queenie*
  • Queenie knows – of course – and she’s fucking beaming at him like a saint, I LOVE IT

Like, seriously, this scene is so wonderful for them :3

Now we have Newt and Tina’s slightly more subtle relationship emerging:

  • Not really a Newtina thing, but Tina’s face when Queenie says “Tina is the career girl” – like, gosh, absolute FUCKING cinnamon roll right there. And don’t you love how it cuts to a shot of Newt reacting as well? JJJ
  • THEY ARE BOTH JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE DURING THE DINNER SCENE HOLY SHIT – it’s like, WHY AM I WATCHING THEM FLIRT?!
  • When Jacob says “this meal is insanely good”, Tina looks over at Newt – the filmmakers didn’t put shots of them sharing looks for no reason, THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON FOR A SHOT
  • Screenplay: “NEWT and TINA sit opposite each other, uncomfortably silent in the presence of such affectionate behaviour”
  • Tina is totally wishing she could flirt like Queenie in this scene, don’t lie, which is why Queenie then announces “I am NOT flirting!”
  • And then Tina looks totally embarrassed because Newt looks at her like “???” and she’s like “FUUUUCCK”
  • She takes a really long moment to start speaking, it’s like “okay, how do I recover from this, how do I pretend I wasn’t just thinking about cute his freckles are in the candlelight”
  • Screenplay: “TINA looks put out.”
  • Can we appreciate how she offers Newt (and Jacob) the bedroom, like, she barely knows them and yet she offers them beds.
  • “Okay, you guys can bunk in here” – Newt looks kind of like “…Oh…right…”
  • Tina then tilts her head, and I honestly think she’s thinking to herself in a small voice “I’m just trying to be nice though”.
  • NEWT IS TUCKED IN A BLUE BED NEXT TO A BOOK CASE. THAT IS FORESHADOWING AND I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE – WHEN I THINK TINA, I THINK BLUE AND GREY AND BOOKS.
  • Tina knocking on the door “tentatively” (screenplay words, not mine!)
  • SCREENPLAY: “TINA, with some frustration, pointedly places his cup on the bedside table”
  • She’s noticeably irritated that he doesn’t even react or move (again, screenplay says it)

I JUST LOVE THIS SCENE OKAY

Watching Extremis for the first time

(Spoilers below)

-Who’s narrating?

-If you serve as executioners to everything… then you execute flies and mosquitoes and stuff like that?

-”The destruction of a Time Lord–”
 STOP RIGHT THERE, AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THE DOCTOR’S GONNA BE EXECUTED.

-Holy shit the Daleks are actually an impressive race, they killed a ton of those Time Lords that are supposedly so hard to kill

MISSY??

-WTF

-”I didn’t expect you.”
 Well then who’d you expect, some other Time Lord who miraculously survived the Time War?

-Ah, gotta love them Daleks with their gossipy mouths, spreading rumors everywhere.

Why is his suit so worn. I’m concerned.

-”They can’t know I’m blind, Missy. no one can know.”

-HA

-FUCKING FINALLY

-SO IT WAS MISSY ALL ALONG

-CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THOSE HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS, MAYBE EVEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEORISTS OUT THERE WHO GOT IT RIGHT

-”Please, I’ll do anything. Just let me live.”
 I…

-*phone notification jingle*
 wut

I DON’T LIKE THIS, I DON’T LIKE THE TITLE OF THAT EMAIL, OR THE COLOR OF THAT EMAIL, OR THE GALLIFREYAN LOADING BAR, OR THE GLITCHY GLITCH EFFECTS

Do all these people have fevers or is the weather just really hot??

-So I’m guessing he uses the shades to aid his vision now?

-Well, as long as he’s not completely in the black I’m fine

-”ve arrrre to com heerre dirrectly frrom the vaticaan”

-The pope???

-what is going on????!?!?!?

-”Pope Benedict. Lovely girl. What a night. I knew she was trouble, but she wove a spell with her castanets.“
 wut

-”The Pope doesn’t zoom round the world in the Popemobile, surprising people.“

-I am so confused and worried right now

I was kinda losing focus while reading the transcript of this episode and then BOOM, SUICIDE PICTURE FLASHES, WTF

-”Assume nothing. Assumption makes an ass out of you.”

-”I thought you’d moved out from here?
 “Yeah, slightly didn’t work out. Second attempt on the way.”

-”I don’t like knowing their names. I only get attached.”

-”Of course not. I have very strict rules about men.“
 “Probably not as strict as mine.”

-”Oh, I’m sorry. Here’s me thinking that she dragged some poor, terrified man home.“
 Poor lady doesn’t know what’s going on, but talk about getting out of a tight spot.

-My favorite scene in the episode so far omg

-Ah yes, Bill’s house pipes that always go VWOOOORP VWOOOOORP.

-”Well, whatever this is, and actually it’s not anything yet, it is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about.”

Gotta love how them popes come with a pre-installed church organ sound effect

-I only understood one word that sounded like “Doctor”.

“You’re all going to hell.”

-I love Bill omfg

-”Pope Benedict said that you were more in need of confession than any man breathing. But when the offer was made, you replied it would take too much time. On behalf of the Catholic Church, the offer stands. You seem like a man with regret on his mind.“

-Well, that went down in a bad way…

The very fancy scifi watch hidden under the very fancy fantasy-ish robes

The Doctor suspects Darth Sidious is up to something.

-Nope, nevermind, that was Nardole.

oh

OHHH

-”Warning: I have full permission to kick your arse.”

-”Because I don’t like being worried about. Around me, people should be worried about themselves.“
“Yeah, shall I tell you the real reason?“
"No.“
"Because the moment you tell Bill, it becomes real. And then you might actually have to deal with it.”

-This episode is about as religious as Doctor Who gets, in my opinion.

…dafuq

-We all know who this looks like

-The library of Blasphemy, huh?
That’s quite some Hogwarts stuff there.

-”Harry Potter!”
THANK YOU BILL!

-"The layout is designed to confuse the uninitiated.”
"Sort of like religion, really.”
I can confirm this true, for reasons.
"You happy in those shades? Not dark enough for you?”
“In darkness, we are revealed.
Bill: When did he get so emo?

-”Well, take a few more minutes if you like. Knock yourself out. Actually do. Do that. Knock yourself right out.”
Pffft

That’s one great big hood you got there. But pray tell, how do you see what’s in front of you?

-well shit

-”Without hope. Without witness. Without reward.“
What?

-”You’d be wizard at writing Christmas crackers, you two.”

-I thought Christmas crackers were paper sausages with confetti inside them?

Alright, where’s the orange portal?

oHh my GOD

-FUCKING JUMPSCARES!

-”I think there’s someone in there.”
"Yeah, we are very slightly getting that.”

wHat TEH FUCk

-”Hey, there’s wifi down here!”
 “Of course there’s wifi. It’s a library.“

-”Reading chair with a safety belt?”

-Apologies if I seem to be taking too many quotes directly from the episode(s), but I just love the Series 10 dialogue okay

-THAT GUY SHOT HIMSELF

-”Because you’re sending us into the dark, after a man with a gun.“
 Not as dangerous if said man is dead…

-WEll Nardole got a little weird there

-Bill: *voice cracks* “nARdOLE”

-Nardole: *sees hand* *voice goes up by two octaves* “HIEWIEW”

That’s a pretty gun, but it wouldn’t do much damage in battle.

-”It would be stupid to go and look.” *goes to look*

-DON’T BURN THE DOCTOR’S BRAIN DON’T YOU DARE MOFFAT

-NOW THAT MOFFAT IS ACTUALLY WRITING THE EPISODES, I AM GOING TO BE DOUBLE WARY OF EVERYTHING

WHAT?!?!!

-WHAT THE EVERLOVING RASSILON FLIPPING A TABLE ON A HARLEY DAVIDSON?!?!?!

THE PENTAGON??

the flipping kind of videogame portal hub is this

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, aliens freak out as a bald head pops outta nowhere from the wall of their living room.

-”Cardinal, it worked. I can see.”
 Yes!

-”Not well enough, not yet.”
 Okay…

-”The thing about the universe is, whatever you need, you can always borrow, as long as you pay it back. I just borrowed from my future. I get a few minutes of proper eyesight, but I lose something. Maybe all my future regenerations will be blind. Maybe I won’t regenerate ever again. Maybe I’ll drop dead in twenty minutes.”
 NO!

-”You know, I’ve read a lot of books that this chair would be quite useful for. Moby Dick. Honestly, shut up, and get to the whale.“
 omfg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD OF GROOT AND A SILENT

-”This is not a game.”
 “This is a game.”

-Why is that CERN scientist so excited, and more importantly, why does he seem drunk and why is everyone in the cafeteria so gloomy?

WELL THAT ANSWERS THE LAST QUESTION

Reading a legendary script on Microsoft Word.

-(On an unrelated note, I was saving these screenshots and naming them as each alphabet. The one right above happens to be Z.)

-(Could be some other text program but that’s what I think)

-So the screen was getting blurry not because the BBC didn’t want us to commit suicide but because the Doctor was going blind again

-GEEZ THOSE MONKS ARE CR-REEPY ASSES

-THEY’D DO WELL IN A HORROR GAME

Don’t you dare tell me the whole first half of Series 6 was set in a fake world or virtual reality or something like that

-Were those white things all portals to a virtual world

-At least Bill and Nardole got out safely.

-”Are you okay?”
 “nOOO - Yes. NooO

“Could be the Doctor.”

-Let’s hope not

-Let’s really, really hope not.

-”They’re projecting everything.”
 CALLED IT

-AND THE PEOPLE IN THE HOLOGRAMS REALIZED THEY LIVE IN HOLOGRAMS?!?!

-But what if??

-What if our lives are really just holograms

-(I went on Omegle to get a stranger to think of a random number, but ended up answering questions about English)

-(This one person was asking “what does ‘single out’ mean”)

-”You know, like the holodeck on Star Trek, or a really posh VR without a headset. Through there, those places, that’s basically Grand Theft Auto.”

-More and more references each episode, huh, BBC?

I uh… happened to pause here so…

-”Please don’t let me be right.”

-Oh shizzles

WHAT IN THE NAME OF A RANDOM DALEK

-NARDOLE IS NOT REAL??

-WHAT IF BILL ISN’T REAL??

-WHAT THE EFF??????!??!?!

Why did the blood change color?

-’Total communication blackout at the White House’? hat happened?

-Did all the people in the White House commit suicide and how did the Doctor come here?

-Ah, the portal yes…

-cold fraggling shizzles…..

-”The Veritas tells of an evil demon who wants to conquer the world. But to do it, he needs to learn about it first. So he creates a shadow world, a world for him to practise conquering, full of shadow people who think they’re real.”

-OUR WORLD IS A SIMULATION GAME FOR HIGHER BEINGS, CONFIRMED

The screen ‘popped’ a bit here - it shook a little as if it zoomed slighly in then back out very quickly, accompanied by a tapping sound as if someone had knocked (into) it. Not sure if others saw this too or if it’s something with the site that I’m watching this on.

-Okay, I’m watching the Doctor explain this shit to Bill, and I’m having about as much of a crisis as Bill here

-And then the Super Mario mention though

-Please don’t tell me the past six episodes were holograms

-”A puppet Doctor for you to practice killing.”

-The Doctor Puppet account was worried about that line, yes

-Was that the email he got at the beginning of the episode??

wHOA chill please

At least the last six episodes weren’t all fake.

-Then when did the hologram-reality start?

-”It means I’m a scary, handsome genius from space and I’m telling you no, she’s not out of your league.”

-”I have the feeling that we’re going to be very busy. Call her tonight.“
 Aww

-I hope Bill actually gets a girlfriend sometime this season

o i   g e t   o f f

-wHAT

*insert relatable quote about Monday mornings*

Some fast fingerwork there… NO I DID NOT INTEND TO SOUND LIKE THAT

-The guy is becoming uneasier by the second

-I don’t like the whirring sound??

-How are they gonna move her to the box in the middle of the water

It ends here?!

-Oh yeah right… They’re supposed to be a three-parter. Followed by another three-parter to finish off the season.

-Welp, looking forward to the next episode and possibly a lot more things to freak out over!

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“This is American Gods, and we are all obsessed with Melissa McBride. So how much do you love her and why? And do you love her more than me? I don’t think you do.”
                                    - Bryan Fuller asks the cast of The Walking Dead at SDCC 2016

anonymous asked:

So Papaya and Luca may be in a 'no sin platonic' relationship but whoops look what the cat dragged in its a gay ship. Also how do the nightmare demons' powers work? Like what can they do? One last thing to mention: I also have a character named Emery, although he's an absent minded turd who likes to fight. You and your art are amazing! Keep up the great work!

My heart explodes with oc-related messages thank you for taking interest in them! I could probably write 10 pages about nightmare demons and their abilities and history and jobs and ECH I’ve considered putting it out on Google Docs lmao. One day I will….when the world is ready. But for now I will provide bullet points under the cut~ 

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submission - Back when I was a child...

Also known as ‘Person A is older than Person B AUs’

  • Person A and B are twins and Person A is literally (insert any number smaller than 12 here) minutes older than B and talks to them like they have more experience
  • Bonus points if Person B is the taller one
  • High school!AU where Person A is a senior and Person B is a freshman
  • Person A shares a birthday with Person B (NOT TWINS) and they attempt to figure out who was born first
  • Person A and B were born on the same day but in different timezones
  • Person A is a dead inside store manager (~18 yrs+) and Person B is an optimistic freshman who must be trained (~13-15 yrs)
  • Person A hates Person B for no reason, until Person C (a mutual friend) tells them they share a birthday but have a year between them
  • Person A is a graduated TA, while Person B is a third year student who hates the education system until Person A starts leaving little snippets of advice on their quizzes that they start looking forward to it, even if it’s sometimes just a doodle of an octopus eating a burger
  • Person B is 3 days older than Person A and loves using that against them 

That’s as much as I can think of but feel free to add on!

~AHHH these are so cute I love them!! I hope you don’t mind but these gave me a few of my own ideas! -Mod Karissa

  • “Wow you’re so old” “Shut up your birthday is literally a few months after mine”
  • “Hey now that you’re old enough, can you buy alcohol for me?”
  • I wanted to rent this place for my birthday- what do you MEAN it’s already rented
  • you know this means you die first “not if i hit you with my car omfg”
  • twins but the younger one is on a trip and in a different timezone and calls the older twin “Hah! Now IM the older one!!”
  • “wow hey i think i see a grey hair” okay you literally are like 2 years younger shut up jfc
  • tfw you’re the youngest friend but you’re the only one who acts like an adult- GET BACK HERE DONT JUMP THAT FENCE OMG
Summarizing K-Pop Boy Bands (part 2)

part 1

SHINee

  • Jesus, lets not go back in time for these hoes
  • Like 2009 was the YEAR of the fashion police #neverforgetKibumshalfshavedhead
  • Fast forward to Taemin sexually confusing EVERYONE who didn’t stan him before KEEP THE HAIR SHORT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
  • BUT WAIT THERES MORE - thanks Jonghyun for taking everyone’s virginity with the new solo album RIP my soul
  • SM wants to test the boundaries of torture with their upcoming comeback but at least I’ll die before a Trump presidency

BIGBANG

  • from kawaii pastel lookin-ass flower boys to party pimps with too much money to blow but they still need that fashion police omfg Daesung never bring back that bowl cut
  • you can make a fucking drinking game out of every time a white chick appears in their MVs
  • Taeyang thw type to make u fall in love with his smize but get ready to get fucked up by his The Weeknd tendencies and dont get me started on that kinky son of a bitch T.O.P
  • lowkey trying to escape YG’s dungeon now IKON wya
  • but BITCH WHEYURR IS THE MADE ALBUM????? - YG:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EXO

  • Jams are so fire they snatched all of Bieber’s fans in Tokyo “I thought you’d always be mine, mine.”
  • So talented, you can watch them in, not one, but TWO languages you don’t know
  • Bacon’s body will put you to eternal rest someone escort him out
  • Sehun still dreams about Seungri on his lap to this day I ship it
  • EXO-Ls are in constant competition with ARMYS to see who’s crazier
  • G2G THEY LITERALLY  JUST DROPPED LOTTO AS I’M TYPING THIS DEUCES

hetalia-fan206  asked:

What would the 2ps do if they all found out that they all love the same girl ? ( omfg I love your blog !!!! :) )

Thank you and hOLY SHIT BRUH–

(Let’s go with ‘like’ instead of ‘love’, because it’s more possible)

Allen, Zao, Luciano, Kuro, and Roland would totally bump heads about it, and for the most part, it would be absolutely hilarious. There would be a lot of “_____ is mine!” arguments, even when you’re right in front of them. Maybe you’d have to stop Allen and Luciano from getting into a few physical fights, but those would mostly stem from other reasons, like name-calling, shit-talking and personal reasons between the two, and not only because of their feelings for you. (Hey, they don’t like each other to begin with.) If you told them to stop fighting, maybe even held back one of them, they’d stop. But they’d still glare at each other every time they passed and try to keep the other away from you, lmao.

Roland would often be by your side during these times, acting more like a best friend than a competitor for your love. He’d make sassy comments about the other guys fighting over you and how you should just go with him because he’s not an “imbecile” like them. He’d always find a way to make you smile or laugh.

Kuro would be more on the side, lurking-in-the-shadows type of competitor. He’d only come up to you when you’re alone. He wouldn’t acknowledge his competition at first, at least not until he’s confessed to you. He’d wait patiently for your answer, but he’d still be a little immature when alone with Allen, Zao, or Luciano, such as saying, “_____ is going to pick me, so there is no need to make such a fuss.”

Oliver would find it adorable how everyone’s vying for your attention, so he’d put aside his own feelings and prefer to assist his friends in getting you to pay attention to them.

Francois would be completely annoyed with the fact that he even fell for someone in the first place, and since he dislikes romantic relationships anyway, he’d try to forget you and not bother with the chaos and drama going on over everyone having a thing for you.

Zao would be his usual self around you, always flirting and blowing kisses at you, and he wouldn’t get as aggressive as Allen and Luciano but he’d still teasingly confront them with statements like, “What can I say? Haha, I’ve got it bad for _____. I’ll have her eventually, just you wait and see.~”

Ion would find the whole situation ironic, unfortunate, and irritating. He can’t stand listening to people argue and he’d make sure to steer clear of everyone until the dust’s down. Needless to say, he’d find ways to distract himself of you so his feelings were dropped.

Lutz – much like Roland – would find this whole battle very amusing and funny. Lutz is usually the one to “get the girl” due to how flirtatious, charming, and maybe even a little perverted he is, and so he’d be fine with “taking one for the team.” He’d find someone else to date and give up on you, but only to give his buddies a higher chance of getting you. He knows his friends like Luciano and Kuro don’t often get romantic feelings, so he’d want one of them to be happy. In the end, he’d decide to be neutral on who to root for, and cheer them both on to win you over, lol.

Matt would take one step into the room, see the guys arguing over you, and then step right back out. Annoying. Stupid. Meaningless. He has better things to do than this, and frankly, he doesn’t even know you that well so why make a scene? Sure, everyone would quiet down when he came in, but that’s only because his anger is downright scary. And he doesn’t feel like yelling today. Eh, maybe he’ll see you around town. For now, he’s out of the game, thank you very much.

Flavio would legit turn this fiasco into some kind of game show. No, one of those dating series– like The Bachelorette. Like Oliver, he’d put aside his own feelings just to help someone. But nope, not just anyone. He’d choose one contender to assist and that’s it. Oh, and he’d be picking the future winner, you can count on that. Once he had his guy, he’d do everything to dress him for the part, teach him to be a gentleman, show him how to be a friend, and most importantly, how to flirt with you “the right way.” (He’s been reading too many Cosmo magazines btw.)

And Gilen? The poor guy would totally go home and give up. Nah, he doesn’t have the confidence for this.