not midnight city

Some People Just Don't Understand
  • Friend: Why are you smiling so big?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Friend: Holy shit, why are you crying?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Me: *screams in horror*
  • Friend: What? What's wrong?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • Me: *turns the page*
  • Me: *laughs hysterically*
  • Friend: GOD FUCKING--
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Think about it this way:
  • Jace: I got laid in my sixth book
  • Will: it only took me three
  • Julian: armatures, one.
  • Me: that's all good and well but..
  • Will: knew Tesss for several months and when it happened, they thought it would probably be the last nonviolent touch she ever would feel as she would be with Mortmain who planned to rape her and torture her into doing whatever he wants. It was One night of love and gentleness for her to hold onto.
  • Jace: knew clary for about a year and a half and I would say he was only himself and not avoiding her because incest is wrong for about half of that so 3-4 months and on that might they were more than likely going to die the next day.
  • Julian: knew Emma for about 16 years, she had almost died and he with her. They have raised children together. They have suffered unimaginable loss and survived extreme trauma and trials together.
  • Me: So now let see who really 'got lucky' first.
  • Jace: is in love with clary about 4 months
  • Will: is in love with Tess for about 5 months
  • Julian: is in love with Emma for about 5 years AND that was also the evening of his first kiss.
  • And just because: Jem had to wait 153 years.
  • me: *spends money on expensive bookmarks*
  • me: *uses receipts, post its or random objects as bookmarks*