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Dating Wade Wilson Would Include

AN: This is going to be a bit more perverse than the other Would Includes because, hey, it’s Wade.

  • Being very confused when he starts talking to no-one and looking elsewhere tells the audience about how awesome and badass he is
    • You will get used to it, you have no other choice really
    • Sometimes you will also jokingly throw in something you want him to narrate (like how amazing you think he is or something that makes you seem wonderful)
      • This will always, without fail, result in Wade turning back to no-one the audience so he can gush about how wonderful you are

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Side Effects [Spideypool Ficlet]

Based on this prompt. 

“Frick…” Peter slowed his gait, eventually stopping at the edge of the building he was preparing to jump off of. Everything was moving too fast and too slow at the same time as the world closed in on him.

He knew the drill. Slow, even breaths… in one two three four out one two three four. Check. Sit down and remove your mask if you’re in an area where you can’t be scene. Check. Reach into your bag or pocket and pull out the pill bottle. Uncheck. The panic started to settle in when his fingers couldn’t find the cylindrical object but he’d been through this before as well. He had a backup plan.

Breath in one two three four out one two three four. Check. Put your mask back on and stand up slowly. Check. Move in a calm but steady pace back to the apartment. 

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