Dating Wade Wilson Would Include
AN: This is going to be a bit more perverse than the other Would Includes because, hey, it’s Wade.
- Being very confused when he starts talking to
no-one and looking elsewhere tellsthe audience about how awesome and badass he is
- You will get used to it, you have no other choice really
- Sometimes you will also jokingly throw in something you want him to narrate (like how amazing you think he is or something that makes you seem wonderful)
- This will always, without fail, result in Wade turning back to
no-onethe audience so he can gush about how wonderful you are