not making memes

person: you said that you surf, right? that you like to ride waves?

me: oh no, you misheard, i like to ride graves

them:

me:

BTS as Candles from Bath and Body Works

Jin: Fresh Cut Lilacs (it smelled like a flower shop we thought that was good)

Yoongi: White Tea and Pear (it smelled like a warm cuddle, yoongi probably smells like a cuddle, or we just wanna cuddle with yoongi)

J-Hope: Cactus Blossom (it smelled really good and was probably the best out of all of these, much like J-Hope)

Namjoon: Honey suckle Bouquet (kinda smells like when your neighbors are burnin leaves in their back yard but like with a lil bit of flowers thrown in there lmao)

Jimin: Wild Sage and Aloe (It smelled like how man scents smell y’know that distinctive overwhelming MAN scent thats intriguing but you also kinda want it to go away) 

Taehyung: Sunlit Garden (it smelled like trees and the outdoors lmao, sunshiny outside)

Jungkook: Strawberry Mimosa (it smelled sweet and kinda like Lush punched you in the face with sugary bath bombs)

~admin MVP and admin Midnight

(I ((admin MVP)) actually took all these pictures myself when we went to bath and body works yesterday and smelled all the new candles there ajfdaklhdjfknfdj)

laughing-lazulis  asked:

Hi! For the emoji ask... 📚

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

okay! Woo.

1. Perks of Being Wallflower:

“I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have. Good and bad.”

2. The Glass Castle

“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.”

3. Here’s one from my favorite fanfic, The Chosen End

“America breathed steadily for a while. “So, do you just not have discretion over here, or…”

Russia subtly mimicked his pose. “Discretion is an English invention, America. And at any rate, what he calls discretion, the rest of us call dishonesty.”

what kind of gay guy are you based on your iPhone color?
  • Jet black: Rich daddy dom. Wears sock garters and a gold Rolex w/ Gucci cufflinks. Very entitled.
  • Matte black: Messy otter top. His 32GB is full from Kesha music and art memes. More sensitive than he lets on.
  • Space grey: Chill top. He treats you right. Always lets you use the aux cord in his car.
  • Silver: Vers. Owns a lot of white shirts. Has the best phone cases of anyone you know.
  • Gold: Bottom. Uses "retail therapy" a little too much, but at least has nice things. Probably has a cracked screen too.
  • Rose gold: Power bottom. Either the sweetest person you've ever met or the most repulsive White Gay ever. Really dramatic.
  • Any iPhone 5c color: a complete mess but somehow they rock it. Never texts back. Constantly asking to borrow your charger.
  • (BONUS) Android phone: either a masc top or a young gay who's parents bought their phone. They have a facebook they never use and have practically zero social media presence. Probably have that ugly android font activated.