not like that you sicko

The signs as “My Immortal” quotes


Taurus: “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye bitch.” I said waving

Gemini: “Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” 

Cancer: “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.” 

Leo:  And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Virgo: In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.

Libra: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” 

Scorpio: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” 


Capricorn: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” 

Aquarius: “Allah Kedavra!” 

Pisces: Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. 


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100 WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU: “I dreamt about you last night.”

genre: crack, fluff (?)

word count: 546

― feat. android!jungkook

a/n: this is more crack?? than fluff?? whoops im sorry

     WAS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN ANDROID TO BE CUTE? As you stared at your medic bot, you could feel your heart wrench in several different directions. Jungkook’s hair was in wild, unruly tufts and he could only keep on eye open as he sat up from his bed. However, your feelings quickly went from happiness to complete start.  

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Horrortale Sans and Reader vore part 1.

   I’m a little human.. Really little… In fact, perhaps I’m not really that small. But what can I say when the only local people to compare to are atleast the size of medium trees! At LEAST about 10 feet tall!!

   …compared to me that is… I don’t know what happened to me to make me so tiny…

.    .    .


I shake my head, those thoughts will only bring me down after all… These monsters are enormous..and starving.. I’ll only give them a big.. Fleshy… Juicy treat…

   I need to get out of here.

  But there is no where to run when I’m running low on energy, dying of starvation, and freezing in the winter of Snowhell..

  Thats the name right?? 
Maybe not..
It doesn’t seem that appealing..

  . And besides that point, I thought to see a sign read SnowDIN instead..  But that’s not important..


There’s a creature following me. It weilds an axe and it hasn’t stopped stalking me from the moment I entered this place..    I sometimes see it’s horrifyingly bright.. Blood red eyes.  
    I begin to see it’s colors now, it has a blood coated, but over all blue colored jacket… black basketball shorts… It also wears two pink slippers..?  The most standout-ish feature on the other hand, is it’s face. 
   It has a permanent grin..
and the left side of it’s head was shattered away, leaving a large gapping hole.. A cavity that was eating away at his bones.

   I wheeze heavily and stare forward. The air….I..It was freezing my lungs…  I fall forward onto the ground and tremble in fear.   I know he’s here… He approaches me just like a personal version of the grim reaper…skeleton and everything…  I stare down, fresh tears dropping from my eyes and sliding down my face.   If I didn’t know better I’d have said the tears froze to my cheeks. But we know thats not true. It couldn’t possibly be that cold…

    Half conscious now, I feel his chilling boney fingers pick me up from my sides. I stare into his eyes with defeat.. I just want it to end.. He can HAVE me.. I just want to he relieved from it all..

I’m starving.
I’m scared..
And I just want to go home…

…but he doesn’t kill me…?

  He doesn’t kill me, instead of that.. No. He gives me a gentle smile and chuckle before his eye brightens up with a firey blue flame.

   “Oh doll..~” He teased me. “It looks like you may have.. ran out of energy..~” He gives a little chuckle, it was a pleasant little sound to hear through all of my pain.. Somehow… Just the simple dark..raspy laugh and grip at my sides was enough to make me laugh in defeat through my tears.

  I bet I sounded like I was crazy..

   “Shall I help you back up?..~” He teases again with his lovely deep voice…

  How is it that a person so calm and soothing can live in a crumbling place like this..?

  I groan in’s all I could whisper from my frozen insides… I couldn’t even muster any words up..

  He chuckles, setting me gently inside his large jacket.. It gave such a pleasant warmth..I didn’t want to come out of there..ever…

    he held me close. “Alright..Let’s make a deal then, Doll..” He says, gripping the side of his jacket tightly with his sharpened fingertips… I let out a weak yelp of pain, still too weak to even try running from him. The only feeling I feel is of him jumping into the air..and suddenly, it’s warm. I poke my tiny head up from the warm cotton heat lock and look around, somehow we’re in a warm purple colored room. Snow outside the window but the room was the most comforting warmth you could ever think of. “You do as I ask, and you live. You come back here every night, and you have warmth.. But the v e r y second you cross me. You’ll be my next meal. Got it?” He grins, tossing me onto a bed. I wail in the pain of his claws digging into my flesh once again.. Tears starting fresh from my eyes, trickling down my cheeks. “Do not disobey me.. Do not run from me.. And most of all.” He whispers to my ear. “Don’t make me angry.” He chuckles. “Because when I’m angry.. I get hungry.. And do you see your pitiful little size, my dear?” I give a shakey nod and look away as he adjusts a little collar on my neck.. “There you go, pet.. You’re mine now, and dispite my extreme want to eat you..I’ll give you a chance..after all. You are h u m a n, after all. Are you not?..”

   I gulp nervously, my body shakes so quickly that I feel like I might pass out..why won’t he just eat me already…I’m small enough…a…and he would satisfy his hunger….I-….

   I smile softly..

..I’ll just end it quickly..

as soon as I can…

   He shuts his eyes and rubs his hand over my head. He whispers. “Sleep tight..okay..  You’ll stay in here..” He looks away.

  I sigh, shutting my eyes quietly, without speaking out a complaint out loud.

   This is Un. Be. lievable. A killer skeleton with an axe takes me to his home and he doesn’t even end my life?… Why must things be so far against me….

    A little sigh escapes my lips, shaking in place under the warmth of the room. So it wasn’t because I’m cold? Not at all.  Am I scared?.. Obviously.

   I raise my head, staring to the door where was standing, I shut my eyes slightly and grit my teeth. “When will this all be over..?” I ask shakily.  “When can I be free from this torture…?” I ask him quietly through pained breathe.

   “What?” he asked me, raising his eyes. “Do you WANT me to kill you..??” he said, lowering his eyes. I nod weakly. “I’ll never get out of the underground…I’m hopeless… I j-just want it to be over as fast as it can…” I say hesitantly.

  I feel boney fingers over my body and a stroking at my hair as Sans walks over. He picks me up and sits on the bed, laying me on his lap and leaning me against his warm belly.. I shiver still. “..mmh…” I protest in being touched, but he didn’t care as he continued to press me down against the soft area. “, take a breath… You’re going to end up taking this way too far …” he says, shutting his eyes. “Now… Relax yourself, kid.” he says coldly. “You’ll be ending up in a place you won’t like very much if you keep this up.”

I feel a burning sensation in my mind as I stare at him hatefully. “All monsters are terrible! They’re liars who try to kill us!!!” I hiss at him. 

  His eyes flicker red as he stares down at me. “..that’s enough..” he whispers, stabbing at my arms with his fingers. “A-agh! S-stop!” I growl.   He only chuckles further. “Kid, this is your fault you know.” he says, raising a brow. “Now shut up. Okay?” He says darkly.

  Soon I was lifted up, and his jaw unlatched, that sharp smile now staring wide open at me waiting. No- I’m not going to die like this! Was he crazy??! I struggle as much as I could, but it ended up making me bleed from hoe deep he cut into me. “Hey.. Stop that. You know, I enjoy the bloody ones more..” he adds. “LEAVE ME ALONE! LET ME GO-!” I cry out.

  All he did in responce is stuff my face into his maw and lick carefully at my skin. He coated my body in a thick slimy surface, his saliva. It reeks of blood.. I can’t even think how many other children…had…

  He tilts his head back, gulping a bit to push me further in. Now, only my legs are out and I feel my boots slip off. I yelp in fear whenever the very tight muscles of his blue and red magic start to tug on me, this is aweful..    I kick a little bit, I’m too weak! This isn’t fair! Even then he grabs my legs, pins them together and carefully yet gently pushes me further into his mouth. He’s like a snake! This is too real!- but it MUST be a dream!  I HOPE, I wish.. I.. 

   He begins to just..suck on my body, like candy.. Taking in all the flavors…this sicko…

  I grit my teeth in disgust and sigh in defeat. “…skeleton…let me go, I’m sorry for yelling out..”

  He nipped at my leg whenever I said that, making me cry out in the sharp pain again..  Why can’t this end!?  I push against his walls yelling and crying. “STOP! PLEASE! I-I’LL FOLLOW YOUR RULES, DON’T L-LET THIS HAPPEN!” I shriek whenever I feel myself finally slipping.
It’s over.. It’s all over for me. I’ll die uselessly like this in a painful death, won’t I?  God-damn these monsters..

  He pressed further until all he had to do is tilt back and let gravity take over. “Hey. You SHOULD have though about that whenever you decided to insult my race like that.” he snapped back.

“This is completely unnecessary you sicko!!” I yell, still stretching and groaning in aggravation.   “Fuck you.” I hiss.

  He shakes his head quietly and leans back. “Shut up, take a break kid..” he rolls his eyes. “..bein so angry isn’t helping you stay alive is it..”

  I groan once more. “Are you serious?? I’m gonna die in here, how would I care about the outside now?!” I shout, giving a kick to the wall. He grit his teeth. “Seriously, come on. It’s not like you’re going to die here. You just need a time out and I’m not leaving you alone to escape.” he explains.

“Yeah right.” I sigh, curling my knees to my chest. “ wanted a quick..a..and easy…m-meal of a human. You sick monster..”

  He looks away. “You need to listen closer… But we can do that when you wake up..”

   “Wake up??” I look forward. “I’m not sleeping here, what the hell..??”

  Soon a warm magic flows through my mind..what is this. I’m… Getting sleepy.

  Sans turned out to be sending a large rush of some green magic into ky system.. With how many cuts I had, it was exhausting to be healed so fast. I lower my head and shut my eyes. “I..guess..I will then…” I mutter weakly.

-Later….in the morning…-

  Someone shifts my head.. It falls to the side and meets a warm plush feeling.. I weakly raise my eyes to see….oh…it’s just him…

  I sigh. “…so..I did live…..great…” he shakes his head. “Yeah, you did. But only because I don’t want you dead yet..” he strokes my hair. “ please settle down…you should eat look starved..” he says carefully.

  I roll my eyes. “Same for you, why not do it again, but don’t let me back out to suffer. ”

  Sans’s eyes narrow. “…kid..” he whispers, pulling my head up to meet his.

  His bloodred eyes and smile.. “..ugh…nevermind..I don’t want to smell your disgusting blood breath.” i groan.

  He grins a bit. “After all of this, it’s my breath?? Jeez kid, you’re durable.” he chuckles.

  I give a weak smile. “Yeah, yeah, whatever. What’s your plans with me anyway..?” I tug on

my personal HCs of keion sexualities...

… based on a discussion on discord ~Mod Ritsu

Yui: asexual, the appeal of sex doesnt make sense to her. Very gay though, so homoromantic; and has a type that is dark haired composed guitarists. (cough~ Azusa, Mio, Akira, etc.)

Azusa: repressed gay. Thinks she was straight because of social upbringing and denies her gay until Yui goes off to college and she realizes how much she misses Yui more than the other seniors.

Ritsu: the gayest fucking lesbian you’ll ever fucking meet. All men are bros to her could never see herself dating or having sex with one. Though she has intense sexual needs, the thirst must be quenched. Wow has mio always been this attractive?

Mio: Repressed gay with intense needs. INTENSE NEEDS. Thinks she has to be straight cause that’s what is expected of her, then thinks she’s bisexual cause she tries to date men, but it just doesn’t work out (all men are animals). She’s kinda trying to reason to herself that men are attractive but wow girls are really cute especially tomboyish ones with large foreheads and wild personalities. Ends up being really super gay for Ritsu and will never love anyone else the same way.

Mugi: Pansexual, but has a preference for girls. Honestly, she’s more concerned that her friends romantic lives get figured out before her own and seeing them happy brings happiness onto herself (not like that, you lewd ass sickos). Unrelated but she would be the most comfortable being casually nude out of the the five of them.

Nodoka: what is love? What is sex? I dont have time for that shit. Im a CAREER WOMAN.

Jun: Token straight friend. She’s that tomboy that despite everyone thinks is a lesbian, actually likes guys and what ends up happening is that cliche thing in teen movies where she’ll try to act more girly to woo her crush but then he’s like “wtf no i like you cause youre a tomboy pls go back to who you are before.”

Akira: Bisexual, likes that one guy from high school (the one who’s name I forgot but works at a record label or something) but it doesn’t work out. She’s a killer with the girls and gives in cause “yea i guess girls are just as cute as guys.”

Ayame: The second gayest lesbian you’ll ever meet but probably has trouble getting into a dedicated relationship cause getting girls to fall for you is hard.

Sachi: the “you fall in love with a person not a gender” kind of person and is still patiently waiting for that person  to come through her life, but is not actively looking for when they do. (cough… Mugi~)

Sumire: Doesn’t understand why people are worked up with sexuality. Doesn’t identify as anything (labels kind of confuse her) and doesn’t really know either, so maybe when someone comes that shes attracted to it’ll all sort out. Mostly since Mugi is pan, Sumire would also be open to it too.

Nao: Is too busy trying to figure out her life to think about sex and romance. She has brothers to take care of goddamnit. Probably straight, or bisexual once she figures out what’s even going on.

Satoshi: Also token straight friend. He’s the best ally and doesn’t care what other people are into, mostly because he’s watched Ritsu and Mio’s relationship evolve over the years like it was the most natural thing in the world. But for him… girls, man. Girls. Are. Cute. As. Fuck.


A gift for @underfart-snas (a.k.a. @sans-vanille) ‘cuz these AUs are amazing X333

Top drawing is Vivaldi and Verdanda being adorable little twits (What the frick, dude?!? I can’t get outta Babyhell!!!) and last pic is French Vanilla Sans and German Chocolate Frisk. Like, finally, these two sickos smooched. Vanille, you sick dweeb. That took long XPPPP

Hope you like it, senpai! You’re awesome!!~


P.S. If you got a prob with this ship, that’s fine. Blackmail the “sans x frisk” tag. Besides, I won’t post much Frans anyway (Babyhell, doh… Expect a few more sketches about them :3). And I don’t think Frans is going make an appearance in any of my comics. But if you want to unfollow me because of one post, be my guest. You’ll miss out the fun.

Just let me ship what I like and mind your own business. If you have any opinions against some ships, please keep it to yourself. I’ll respect your opinions. You respect mine. No hate on you guys :333

Let’s all just have fun here, okay? ^u^

OnTumblr: *sees anti-ddlg, you’re pedophiles,etc…*

Me(a little): feels sick and gross becuz everyone says we are

*reads more awful things*


Me( a minor little who is sfw): y can’t you leave us alone…


Me(a little who likes the idea of calling boyfriend daddy and is simply.into the taking care part): but daddy isn’t sexual all the time, its just…


me(Aka suicidal as fuck little who is tired of seeing this bullshit) now if I say fuck off I’d be *childish*

Me(comes to senses): I want everyone to know this is an underage little/daddy/cgl blog and if antis have an issue please get the fudge off my page (^v^)

anonymous asked:

are you from Rowhurst? because i would like to rescue you and help you fight a large army of sickos and have to travel via boat across a large river, live in the Tower of London with you as my feelings grow stronger, help you find and rescue two missing 9 year olds, go on a crazy journey out of the city to find another small child, return with an army of kids, fight alongside you as we beat an even bigger army of sickos and put your arm around you once we win ;)))


meowstic-seer-of-the-future  asked:

the signs as my immortal quotes

Aries: ““ORLY.” I ESKED”

Taurus: ““What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly.” 

Gemini: “Anyway, I started crying tears of blood”

Cancer: “Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

Leo: ““EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Filth nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me!”

Virgo: ““WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore!”

Libra: “And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11″

Scorpio: ““Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly.”

Sagittarius: “It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111″

Capricorn: ”Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!”

Aquarius: ““I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!””

Pisces: “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Lira, ackerchou666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justine ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!


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Farm of Nightmares

Summary: Y/N and the boys find themselves on a hunt a the haunted attraction Farm of Nightmares. It’s not the ideal place to hunt a shapeshifter, but they’ll do whatever it takes to stop the monster. But when Y/N and Dean get separated, she finds herself in the same position as the victims.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester (mentioned), Reader, OFC’s

Warnings: Violence, torture, blood, language, angst, gore.

Word Count: 5,000

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

AN: This is my submission for @roxy-davenport‘s Halloween Writing Challenge. My prompt was #9. “Try the handle. We can’t be locked in here!” Thanks to @fuckyeahfeysand and @tom-is-in-my-tardis for beta reading this! Also if y’all would like a part two let me know!

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one of my end goals in the hetalia fandom is to write a historically accurate, well researched, angsty as shit revolutionary war fic. Not usuk, Alfred was a fucking child you sickos.

No ooc sobby england or anything like that either. He’s angry as FUCK.

anonymous asked:

If you were offered a threesome with aged up Jasper and Daniel, would you?

That is disgusting and wrong! Jasper is dead and he was my best friend, don’t ever put him in a situation like that again you sicko! As for Daniel well he’d probably stab me in the ass with the chance he got!

(True Emotions M!A 3/10)