not like any of you don't know this

  • Character A: And there was like only one seat left on this bus. And it was with a guy claiming to be a demon.
  • Character B: So did you sit down?
  • Character A: Well, yeah, I needed to know if I was on the list for Hell. Don't won't any surprises when I die.

My God, I’m drowning in Gendrya feels. It’s like I’ve been in a coma and I’m miraculously cured.

Originally posted by basicshepherdsbushenjoyement

Please like if you post Gendrya and don’t post any hate, I need more of it on my dash!

anonymous asked:

Do you know any yoonkook fics? Preferably smut but any is perfect

*checks all her bookmarks* how is that i haven’t bookmarked any yoonkook smut????? @myself why??? okay, it’s probably because i read a lot of fluff (i'm trash, i'm really sorry) and yoonkook is like… the fluffiest ship (besides vmin). however, here you have my favorite yoonkook fics !!

describe your ideal type here by fruitily

taehyung makes a business out of matchmaking. yoongi smiles at jungkook at a coffee shop and it’s really a downwards spiral from there on. both jungkook and yoongi probably need new roommates. 

You Stir up a McFlurry in My Heart by tau

Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker (LISTEN, THIS ONE IS IN MY TOP3).

Sun child by xiajin

aka tangled!au (again, TOP3).

Twenty first century boy by xiajin

genderfluid!jungkook. this one is so beautiful, i love pastel jungkook.

I know I’ll fall in love with you, baby by witheredleaf (micooled)

The soulmate/soulbond au where Yoongi is part of a famous rap duo and Jungkook is his diligent fanboy, they meet at a fansign and things escalate from there

(alt. Yoongi didn’t sign up for this)

Color me Swept off my Feet by wortmalerei

In which Namjoon is an asshole friend who disses Yoongi’s style and Yoongi reluctantly drags himself to get a haircut. Also in which Jeongguk is the hairdresser on whom Yoongi develops a mortifying teenage crush and it all goes to hell from there, with a lot of help from well-meaning friends. (Or: Yoongi changes his hair color a gazillion times.) 

For my boy monty @montparnassee

Alright before anyone reads this even though I’m tagging everything be warned there’s a slur against trans people used, there’s baited language, there’s violence started by some faves, there’s drinking, so be aware of this if you choose to read it

“How much wine is an appropriate amount of wine in a place like this and do I care?” Montparnasse asked, grabbing an entire bottle and pouring his own glass only for the bartender to grab it back. Montparnasse’s hand immediately went to his pocket.

“I drink wine in my apartment by myself, I put ice in it, I don’t know a damned thing about proper etiquette or even how we got dragged here.” Bahorel grumbled in return taking the bottle back and glaring at the man behind the counter, better he try to make a point than Montparnasse and his knife. They were supposed to be on their best behavior after all.

They looked over the room. Montparnasse was sipping his wine and staring down anyone who looked his way for too long. Bahorel was leaning away from a woman talking too loudly about her new expensive linens, periodically looking at the two of them hoping they got the message, he did and with every glance he took a swig straight out of the wine bottle. They could spot familiar faces in similar situations of unease. Everyone, except for Montparnasse who was probably wearing the stolen clothes of someone’s dead husband at that very party and who was mostly bored and annoyed, was uncomfortable. The woman trying to not so subtly get closer and closer to Bahorel started complaining about how horribly single she was and that was when Bahorel decided that was enough. “Leave me alone, I’m not really in the mood for this.” He turned and said, taking another swig.
She blinked at him and her eyebrows drew closer before she said, “You’re a handsome lesbian… what a shame, I liked you.”
Montparnasse glared at her and Bahorel gritted his teeth. They watched the woman catch herself on one of the younger men at the bar next to her for a moment to get steady before walking away. The men snickered. They were three fraternity looking guys, two blond, one brunet. All of them had smirks on their faces like they owned the world their dad’s bought. Montparnasse leaned forward to look at them. “Is something funny?” He asked. The men looked back.
The brunet laughed louder. “So you’re both girls I see. Nice costumes.”
“I wouldn’t try this if I were you man, just fuck off.” Bahorel said.
“I’m not afraid of you sweetheart. You or any other confused little girl.” He replied and attempted to turn back to his friends.

Montparnasse lunged before anyone even knew what was happening. The man’s nose crunched in a sickening way under his fist. They both fell back and onto the ground. Montparnasse was quick, too quick for the man to get the upper hand and he wasn’t stopping. When the brunet’s friends realized this they converged.

Bahorel pulled one away and threw him into the chairs next to the bar. The bartender grabbed the phone immediately. Bahorel tackled the next who spit at him and choked out “Tranny.” He punched him directly in the mouth, then again. They rolled over and Bahorel felt the hit to his jaw but laughed, that punch must’ve hurt this guy more than him he figured. Bahorel rolled them over again.

Montparnasse had just taken the knife from his pocket when he felt hands grabbing him and throwing him back. The blond Bahorel wasn’t currently preoccupied with hit him directly on his cheekbone and he kicked him off, getting the upper hand and holding the blade to his throat.

The crowd did nothing but stand there watching, hands over mouths, looks of disgust on almost every face. They only moved when a few police officers came through. They grabbed Montparnasse, Bahorel, and the two blonds and forced them apart. The brunet laid on the floor holding his nose and groaning. Montparnasse spit blood at one of the offending men and Bahorel struggled to keep fighting. Both of them were bruised, bloodied, and in some degree of pain but nothing compared to the other men who looked somehow relieved as they all got pushed against the bar counter and handcuffed.

“You have the right to remain silent; anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney…” One cop was stating.
“You’re arresting my attorney.” Montparnasse laughed.
“Worth it.” Bahorel smirked.

tagged

answer 30 questions, then tag any number of people you’d like to know better. i was tagged by @timotydrake and @parkrpetey thank you legends

i tag: @jedireid @nonbinaryconnerkent @garthofshayaris @spideys-underoos @altraviolence

  • nicknames: Les
  • star sign: aries
  • gender: female
  • MBTI type: i deadass don’t know what this is 
  • height: 5′0 ft or 152.4 cm
  • time: 4:28 pm
  • birthday: april 12
  • favourite bands: blink 182, black sabbath, ac/dc, the drums, la arrolladora banda el limon and los tucanes de tijuana (the duality of man)
  • favourite solo artists: marina and the diamonds, sky ferreira, romeo santos and don omar (duality of man x2) 
  • song stuck in my head: obsessed by mariah carey, i can’t with that song rn lmao
  • last movie I watched: transformers
  • last show I watched: law and order: svu
  • other blogs: i have (1) blog
  • when I created my blog: late 2016. i’m not exactly sure what month but october maybe?
  • what I post about: mostly dc and sw
  • last thing I googled: alfred pennyworth birthday (he’s an aries icon) 
  • following: 466 blogs. what can i say, i love having content on my dash
  • followers: it’s just fran and like 6 other ppl. thank you legends for following 
  • favourite colour: pastel blue
  • average hours of sleep: sleep whomst?
  • lucky number: 23
  • instruments: i don’t know how to play shit 
  • what I’m wearing: a blouse and sweats (my fav. Look)
  • how many blankets i sleep with: (1) 
  • dream jobs: i want to have so much money that i don’t need a job. that’s the dream!
  • dream trip: i wanna go to madrid, spain and watch real madrid play in their stadium
  • favourite food: i’m gonna go with enchiladas
  • nationality: mexican :^)

Valentine’s as a holiday is garbage, but Jim and Spock hanging out to watch the sun rise on a farm is not.

trek

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#creeping creeping creeping…

6

Dark x Light

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

anonymous asked:

hello! can i get some fluffy headcanons or a scenario (whichever is easiest for you) for the phantom thieves+akechi? like all of them doing stuff together/bonding and being happy if that makes any sense (i'm exhausted.) thank you and i love your blog!!

Awww yessss I live for the fluff!! Thank you so much for loving my blog! ^^ I put them all under one big category, and I also included stuff they’d do with certain individuals! Please enjoy!

Edit: If I forget a gif one more time I’m gonna fight myself. LMAO


The Phantom Thieves:

  • They all have such amazing relationships with each other, thus enabling them to be completely honest about anything, whether it’s internalized emotions or past struggles.
  • When they’re all congregated, silence is a foreign concept. Even when there is a quiet moment, it’s very brief.
  • The group frequently ventures into the city, and the girls will hold each other’s hands. The boys just enviously watch them. just hold hands with each other
  • Although, Ryuji occasionally hangs his arms around Yusuke and Akira. He’ll feel guilty for leaving Akechi out, but it’s too awkward to sling an arm around him, so Ryuji simply opts for patting his shoulder. cue akira teasing them
  • Sleepovers are in rotation between the Thieves; they take place at a different residence every time, and they also occur whenever a teammate’s feeling dejected or depressed.
  • Futaba has a plethora of movies and shows that the group marathons during sleepovers; Makoto orders takeout or pizza.
  • During scary movies, they all hug each other or pull blankets over their heads. except haru because she doesn’t play around
  • Akira flusters everyone with his teasing / flirting, and since Akechi’s the only one that’s able to stand his ground the two duel it out while everyone else ignores them.
  • Akira also knows that Akechi has a certain weakness for dark humor, so he’ll tell jokes at the most inopportune times just to witness Akechi’s face twitch from trying to quell his laughter.
  • Akira always explores around the city to uncover the most entertaining hangouts; his personal favorite is the skating rink despite always injuring himself from wiping out.
  • During the holidays, the group loves going bowling. Futaba is the most inept at bowling; she has to place the ball on the floor and roll it down the lane.
  • Makoto’s the most talented at bowling, although Ann is a close second. The boys are utterly horrendous and one of them managed to get a gutter ball with the barriers up. yes it’s possible i’ve done it rip
  • Yusuke practically begs them to play paintball every weekend; Makoto was the one that introduced him to it since she went with Ryuji once, and Yusuke has been hooked ever since. The group agreed on going at least once a month.
  • Ryuji’s trained with everyone at one point, even Akechi. They went rock climbing once, and Ryuji discovered that he was fairly adept at it, almost as skilled as Akechi.
  • Futaba taught Haru how to use a yo-yo and do cool tricks. She’s also the one that suggested playing laser tag one afternoon, and everyone ended up loving it. especially makoto
  • Ann is the fashion adviser of the group, so if anyone needs a trusted opinion on apparel, she’s the one to talk to.
  • Akechi’s rather well-versed with fashion as well, so Ann requests him to accompany her while she goes shopping. 
  • Modeling agencies tend to make attempts at recruiting them, so they have to constantly look out for each other.
  • Sometimes Yusuke will join Ann and Akechi on their shopping trips, and that attracts even more modeling companies. 
  • tbh all the thieves are too beautiful to look at directly
  • Yusuke actually accepted a few offers because he misunderstood the situation; he had initially thought that the companies would provide him with models, and Ann had to bail him out.
  • Haru occasionally treats the Thieves by taking them to five-star restaurants; her, Yusuke, and Akechi discover that they have similar tastes in dining.
  • She and Makoto are the two that plan special events for the rest of the Thieves. They’ll sit side-by-side and intermittently rest their heads on the other’s shoulder while they brainstorm. they’re so cute i want twenty
  • Akechi’s true colors are like a complete 180 from his civilized, charismatic demeanor; when Akechi’s completely comfortable around the Thieves, he’s actually very sarcastic and surprisingly playful. 
  • He’s also that one friend that sends pictures of trash cans to others with the caption ‘that’s you’. he’s such a jerk i love him
Mystic Questions~!

Send a color to get an answer for one (or more) of those Mystic Questions~! 

Reblog to receive your own asks!

  • ASHY: What prank would you perform or Yoosung if you had a chance to do just anything? (must choose one! no mercy!)
  • AQUAMARINE: Seven’s hickeys or Saeran’s bitemarks~?
  • AZURE: Would you rather pay for seeing Vanderwood stripping or Zen performing?
  • BEIGE: Who - out of the whole RFA - would you want to be your child?
  • BLACK: Would you sacrifice your whole life (family, school, everything) to live as MC in MysMe’s universe?
  • BLUE: Would you play V’s route if it existed?
  • BROWN: Elizabeth 3rd or Longcat?
  • BURGUNDY: Would you rather hang in your room V’s photos or Zen’s selfies?
  • CLARET: How do you think, what kinks Driver Kim is into? 
  • COLORFUL: Which character would you want to be the opposite sex?
  • COFFEE: Would you rather stay by Jaehee’s or Jumin’s side when it comes to the job?
  • CREAMY: Choose one out of the Minor Trio (V, Saeran, Vanderwood) to do your homework.
  • CRIMSON: Would you rather tase Seven or help him escape from Vanderwood?
  • EMERALD: Do you know any intriguing MysMe theories?
  • GREEN: Who do you (or could you eventually) ship Jaehee with?
  • GREY: Would you date Driver Kim?
  • LIME: What would you answer (in your own words) to Unknown’s message, the one you get right after joining the RFA chat? (1st day)
  • MALACHITE: Who, out of the RFA (ONLY), would you want to be your associate while trying to escape from a jail?
  • MINT: Would you help Rika recover if you could? (…the color intented)
  • ORANGE: Would you rather protect Zen from cats or shower him with Elly’s fur?
  • PINK: Would you eat that Yoosung omlette?
  • RAINBOW-HUED: Does Jumin Han is a gay?
  • RED: Would you follow Unknown if he actually broke into your room and told you to go with him?
  • ROSEATE: How would you distract Seven from his work? (because who needs to actually work lol)
  • RUBY: How gay Jaehee is?
  • SAPPHIRE: Which scene from the whole game made you the most emotional?
  • TIMBER-LIKE: What would you do if you turned out to be Yoosung’s lost sibling?
  • TURQUOISE: Do you prefer the mad sadistic side or the innocent lil side of Saeran?
  • VIOLET: Would you rather have Jumin tie you up or spend a cuddlable night with Elizabeth’s personification?
  • WHITE: What would you ACTUALLY do if someone messaged you and asked you to go to some UNKNOWN place? (pun intented)
  • YELLOW: Which Choi twin would you rather ask to fix your phone?
  • TRANSPARENT: Ask you own Mystic Question!

I’d add more of them but I couldn’t think of any more colors XD 
Hope you have fun with that shit!

enjoying dark themes in media ≠ supporting dark themes in real life

anonymous asked:

momma Red can you please give me some advice, I'm spiraling. I've found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me (repeatedly and i have proof) and I don't know wht to do because I feel really worthless and betrayed but also I still love him and I'd miss him so much if he left me and I just don't know

Kick him to the curb and buy yourself a nice 6 speeds vibrator.

You won’t notice the difference.

Well, yes you will. Sex will be better.

-Red

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Blond Skywalker genes, the secret’s out thanks to the little Matt the Radar Technician incident…

You know how in some shows there’s the one kid who acts really immature for comedic effect and says goofy things, and in the first season you love them for it because, hey, they’re a kid and this is pretty realistic—and then they do it in the second season, and the third, and they become that one character that never really grows up in any way and after a while it’s just not funny, it just makes you cringe? 

Yeah, I really hope they don’t do that with Dustin.

Oh, you and I? Darling, we survived.
—  in another universe, softly, kindly, without question | p.d(via lostcap)