Exo: referred to as gods by the future generation; they could release an album full of high pitched screaming and still would make the best selling kpop album; china line who?; we are 1 what?; korean members with chinese stage names; don’t let the satan near you; yehet, kkaebsong; give Sehun lines
Bts: from nowhere to everywhere; hyperactive kids making good music; kids with mental health issues doing vanalism; they look at you - you faint; shit down, beach - bitch?, ikskjuz miii; zoo; give Jin lines
Ikon: B.I, Bobby and friends; favoritism by yg; “the next bigbang”, but yg seems to forget about them so does the crowd; being hyped up then ending up disappointed; capable of doing good music but refuses to; give chanwoo lines
Got7: no mvs in the future just videos of them dabbing;
b side tracks always better than the titles; acrobatics until their neck breaks; not so creative fandom name; bamx2 is big; jaCSon, hard carry by Monsta x
Winner: searching for them - error404: nowhere to be found; somewhere in the yg building; Taehyun had enough shit, wants his own band, searching for members through tumblr; capable of being unique, yg aint letting them; let them break out
Day6: now 5live, nope, day8, members: sungjin, wonpil, dowoon, youngk, jae, chicken little, brian, younghyun; the one who has a stage name but seems like everyone is forgetting about it; dancing king; hashtag king; let dowoon sing
Astro: too much sugar in my eyes i can’t see; too pure for you; won’t ever do other than cute concepts; michael jackson; giant maknae; voice cracks for life; new generation of flower boys
Seventeen: too many; pledis has a thing for girly boys; pledis’ only income;
leg breaking choreos; adore u remakes as title tracks; no dark concepts in the future; sebeuntin; carrots, mounteen; slipping here and there; dino nugu aegi;
thughao, 10:10; divaboo; noone looks like suga; jeongcheol, meanie; give china line lines
Vixx: concept kings but kinda ran out of concepts;
oldschool kpop feel; from vixx ravi to solo ravi - full upgrade; one of the prettiest fandom names; endless leader bullying; serial killer; let the maknae line sing
Shinee: going strong since 2008;
people seem to pay less attention to them; taemin upgraded; weird fashion taste - key; cola cola; don’t sleep on them
Infinite: dope intros - give you chills; old kpop sound, unique sound;
scorpion dance, live singing + synchronized choreos;
dinosaur who’s laugh can be heard without a mic; endless leader and maknae bullying; saved woollim; give sungyeol and sungjong lines
Monsta x: future strippers;
stuck between hiphop and sexy concepts;
wtf is going on here mvs, gay mvs; cringiest fandom name; weird noises by the rapper; damn daniel; how to learn hungarian by changkyun;
abs, memes; ten years later: waiting for their first win; mosta x, moista x, monster x; give hyungwon lines;
Bigbang: legends; noone can dance, too lazy to dance; fashionistas; min hyorin; yg
B.a.p: started to rise - shit happened - nobody cares about them anymore; getting killed or killing others in mvs; unappreciated dancers and rappers; high notes for life; actual meaningful lyrics
Block b: zico and the boys; biggest weirdos of them all; no friendship just business; give jaehyo lines
Nct: taeyong and the boys; pouring salt at the wounds; mess of a
music; rotating as much that i can already see the tornado; dozens of units; horrible fashion; unnecessary ps; damn hoverboard skills; great vocals being hidden; johnny somehow managed to get out; let hansol free; give lines to everyone
Pentagon: putting them through an unnecessary scripted survival show to make people foget about some disbanded groups (4minute);
sm and yg let some gems slip out from their hands,
at least they are not in the dungeon;
giants and dwarfs;
lame jokes; ultrasound screams;
nudity; wooyu; yutoda; give shinwon lines
Btob: being forgotten by cube; weird, extra; slowly turning into a ballad group; is minhyuk a rapper?; give peniel lines
Beast: what is happening with u cube? shit happened;
new name - bea5t?; lost their spirit after shit happned; great lives
Suju: waiting for ot15; shit still happening; growing out of kpop; concepts don’t match their age; still waiting for kibum; don’t forget about zhoumi & henry; diaries of a married man; being succesful in the military
Nu’est: best debut song ever; had the most potential as a rookie group; pledis messed up; now they’re popular anywhere besides korea; getting worse and worse title songs; aesthetic mvs; creative fandom name; again pledis has a thing for girly boys
Ft Island: hongki and the others; awesome dope music (let’s not count puppy here); people don’t appreciate quality music anymore; this gem is lost in the ocean of cute, badass & hiphop concepts; pretty fandom name
Cnblue: another gem; better japanese releases; boring new songs because they have to fit into the kpop standard; yonghwa’s unique teeth; visuals; let the others sing
SF9: another group coming from a survival show; covering their seniors’ songs so they can’t even recognize them; thumbs up for the K.O choreography; don’t go with them to amusement parks; deep af voice maknae; park jimin 2.0; hwiyoung got them lines in roar
KNK: a bunch of idiots - literally; tall af; models af; old school kpop feels; if you hear someone laugh hysterically from afar it’s probably them; falling dramatically to the floor while doing so; choking sounds; don’t let them feed you; horlolololo; astro x knk; bullying sanha
2PM: definition of men; hella hot bodies; starting to be unknown; when was their latest first win?; manly concepts; awesome vocals; the rap is still meh; go crazy is a jam y’all; great actors
U-Kiss: so many member changes; lit songs, but not getting appreciation; don’t complain about your faves not getting 1st place like 2 months after debut - it took for them years; the first kpop fathers; they need a comeback soon
B1A4: great vocals again; don’t let them being forgotten; cnu just rocks the short hair admit it; baby i’m sorry is one of the best kpop songs; but great ballads as well
Teen top: they need to go back to their previous style; cap rocking them tattoos; hilariously funny group - watch their weekly idol; promoting as five now - anticipate their comeback
Wanna One: what even is this name; salty af that Jonghyun and Samuel are NOT in the 11; Never is still my jam; i’m not lookung forward for cute concepts; god 10 year age gap between the oldest and youngest member; still salty some trainess weren’t even in top 20 *cough* hwanwoong *cough* taehyun *cough* gunhee* *cough*; some great inventors (round clap, jeojang, etc.) and psychos and a lot more.
Everyone please note that i dont mean to offend neither the groups neither the fans. its just for fun and me being 100% sarcastic by these statements. i love and respect these groups with all my heart! sorry, its a bit long.
the revolution of exo memes kinda took me on a whole level of nostalgia. when i first entered the fandom everything was all about baekhyun’s eyeliner, kris’s iconic chicken is not my style, baek’s kkaebsong, sehun’s yehet/ohorat but now it’s all about who can make the best divorce jokes
genre: angst/smut warnings: smut pairing: baekhyun x reader
AN: im really sorry for the delayed chapter, life has not been good for me for a while. hopefully you will be satisfied with super long one! also im slowly giving back story of OC character as well as memories of their relationship.
Just like letters on the sand
where waves were
I feel you’ll disappear
To a far off place
The overwhelming feeling
of being watched made your head spinning. There were too many eyes glued to
your person so you needed to do something about it. Desperately. When the plane took off and
you could easily stand up, you went to the bathroom
- only to stare at your tired face. Your bloodshot eyeballs were itching
and you winced as you saw your chopped lips. Dry skin looked sickish and repulsive in your opinion. Looking down you remembered how elegant you used to be not long ago. It left bitter-sweet taste in your mouth.
You didn’t know why you agreed to
fly with them, with him to be precise, after his devastating revelation.
Looking at your reflection you searched for a life that has been there. Muffling your sobs you hands vanished in the crown of your
hair. Why it had to be you? Where? You wanted to know where he slept with that…
with whom? The nausea returned and you quickly took a gulp of water. Did he
sleep with… her?
She was perfect, of
But was it with her?
The madness in your mind
didn’t stop when you pictured him and her together. Their limbs tangled in messy way.
Was it only once? Or a few
times? Did he sleep with her more than once? Trying to calm down you pressed
your forehead to a small mirror in the cabin. You didn’t know how you were able
to breathe, having your heart broken so much. The shattered pieces pierced
your chest with soft beating of the huge organ inside you.
The plane suddenly
suddenly jumped and your head hit the wall so hard that you saw black spots
dancing in your vision. Grabbing the washbasin to prevent your fall, your hand
grazed on something sharp and the distant smell of blood erupted in your
nostrils. Another jump of the machine and you were on all fours trying not to
scream because of your irrational fear of flying. The turbulence eased down after
few minutes of you kneeling on the plastic floor. The building up pile of vomit
escaped your lips as soon as you hovered above the toilet.
Was it due to the
heartache? Or was it because of the jumpy flight?
When you touched your mouth,
you noticed that the wound on your palm wasn’t even so deep as you thought at
first. You were about to clean it when rapid knocks prevented you from doing that. Unlocking the door you were met with bare faced Baekhyun. His expression
was so earnest and full of nervousness that you inwardly let your stare down.
He furrowed his brows seeing your state and pushed you nervously into the tiny interior.
“Are you okay?”
his fingers cupped your ailing hand with careful movements. “We flew
into stormy clouds” he explained while looking for more injuries.
taking your limb from his gentle grip you stole a glance in his direction.
“I was just shocked, that’s all” you wanted him to move and not to be so
close to your person. “I’m going to my seat, if you want to use the restroom,
it’s yours” combing your hair with your shaking palm you tried to walk
past him but he stopped you by putting his arm around your waist.
say anything, you just stood in his silly embrace like a stone statue. Cold and
“I wanted to talk,
face to face” his brown eyes bore into your head with so much intensity
that you slightly looked at him. “We didn’t talk for at least four days,
it’s a really long period” black shirt slowly showed you his collarbones and
you bit your lips.
“What do you want,
Baek?” titling your neck so you could openly stare at him you were met
with his troubled face. He looked so young in his attire and in the plane’s
bathroom’s lights. “Are you going to tell me everything?” you knew
that you sounded harsh but all you wanted to do was to physically make him hurt
just to show him how you were feeling. His eyes were drawn down and your lower
lip trembled. “So, that’s all?”
Wait,” his fingers massaged your elbow as if he was trying to assure
himself that you were next to him. “Do… you really want to know?” the
pain in his voice left goosebumps on your skin. It was so raw and so painful to
“Yes, please tell
me. I need to know,” the begging in your own words echoed in the cabin.
“Was it… one night stand? Did you do it more than once?” the tears
you’ve been holding spilled over your cheeks with soft flow.
“Once. I did it only
once,” his breathing was abnormal and his ribcage hammered next to your
shoulders. “Only once.”
You looked up at him with
determination written on your heart shaped face.
Small wrinkle arrived
between his eyes.
The sound of your
palpitating heart was so loud that he calmed you by running circles on your
“It was her… wasn’t
You needed to know. You
needed to hear it from him, the spinning sensation returned and you forced
yourself to stay focused on his person.
“Yes. It was
Maybe you should not ask.
Maybe you should stay in Seoul.
When you heard him moving you put your hand on
his chest with quite sob.
“Don’t touch me,
You left him alone.
The hotel you were in was
beautiful. The glass ceiling in the main entrance made you stop and watch it
when the managers talked with receptionists. Their talking echoing in your ears. Marble floor and marble stairs were
done so perfectly that you simply took everything in, while walking stiffly
around the interior. Your pastel suitcase followed you in every step and somehow
the sound of its movements made you peaceful. Trying not to look at yourself in
the mirrors you spotted small sofa next to the huge column. It was white and you gently caressed its structure with your palm. Sitting there, you
unlocked your mobile phone only to see messages about roaming and costs of
As if you didn’t know that. Frowning, your fingers massaged your
knees when the nausea returned. The nervous beating of your heart was
responsible for the state you were in.
Or maybe it was because
you were in Rome.
First time after whole
two years of not being here. It felt difficult to be here, even if your mind
was occupied with the whole situation with Baekhyun, you still were aware of
the fact that you were in Italy. Fanning yourself your strained back touched
the pillows behind you.
“They are talking
about rooms,” you were expecting that so you slowly gazed at his skinny
person. He looked sick. “I know you don’t want it but we will be sharing
one,” his eyes travelled across your face and when he saw no sign of warning he sat next to you. His
hands were itching to touch you and for one silly moment you wished that they would hold
you. The thought quickly vanished when you remembered that he slept with that
you lied with tranquil expression on your features. You were tired. That’s all.
“I wish they did it faster. I really want to take a shower and go to
sleep,” sighing you let your fingers play with your tresses. “I hope
there is not a bathtub,” he inhaled when you felt him moving and before you
could protest his soft skin grazed yours as he entwined his digits with yours.
You really wanted to pull back, however your boneless body didn’t react as you
wanted it to do.
“How do you
feel?” his voice was so warm that you inwardly leaned into his arm,
covering your face from everyone. He smelled so good, not too spicy and not too
“Tried. Hurt. And I
think I’ve caught flu back in Seoul,” you whispered against his
collarbone. Closing eyes was the easiest thing to do at this moment. For a few
minutes you needed him so desperately that you forgot about the cheating part.
You wanted to remain in that state of obliviousness.
“I will ask manager
hyung if he had some tabs, okay?” massaging your scalp he placed butterfly
kiss on the crown of your hair. You nodded and softly ended your awkward hug by
straightening your spine.
“I don’t want you to
catch it too,” not looking at him you stood up and took your belongings.
“I’m going to see if we can have the card for our room.”
The room itself was
spacious and in toned colours. Huge master bed was placed in the centre of it,
with white bed sheets and two swans made from towels sitting at the top of it.
Leaving your suitcase unpacked you went to the bathroom, taking the things you
Fresh underwear, nightgown, cosmetics and a hairbrush.
You were glad that
you took some painkillers so staring at yourself in the mirror you took two
red ones. Stripping yourself from the leggings and blouse you softly placed the
attire on the toilet. For a couple of seconds you played with the strap of your
bra. It was powder pink and you got it from Baekhyun for your twenty fourth
birthday. Taking it off, your skin prickled from the cold in the interior. You
took off the lace thongs as well and walked under the hot flow of water.
It was wonderful feeling,
the pores of your skin widening and
small of your back easing. Closing your eyes you stood there without moving.
The sound of water and smell of lavender shampoo closed around you as if it was
Oh, you needed it.
You needed that feeling of peacefulness and
stillness. The warm halo of your wet hair surrounded your face and you pushed
your forehead against the tiles.
Suddenly the cold breeze
hit your arched bones and before your could turn around and see what happened,
the sound of closing doors echoed in your ears. Two bare limbs hugged your
mid waist lulling your senses.
“I saw the pills.
What for?” his nose against your neck made you shiver. You didn’t want him
here, not so fast. Not when you thought about him with her when he was touching
you under the shower. But you didn’t stop him, you allowed him because deep
inside you needed him beside you.
your answer was muffled when he spun you around
to face him. His black hair glued to his forehead looked so good on him.
Your fingers touched his biceps holding him tightly. “It was killing me”
explaining you nuzzled your way under his chin. He played with your spine’s bones
and draw circles there.
“Are you done?”
he gestured conditioner and you slowly nodded. You saw his full lips tremble
and slowly standing on the tip toes you kissed him.
It was wrong.
But you didn’t mind.
His response was
overwhelming, you felt his tongue perturbing through your mouth, playing with
your alveolar ridge. Gasping you grazed your teeth against his, the wild
feeling in your lower region erupting when his fingers hooked around your
hipbones. It was too long. Your moan was lost when his hand massaged your
breast, his ragged breathing hitting your cheeks when he let you cross your
legs around his slim waist. Climbing foreword you arched your back when his
mouth closed around your nipple.
The world kept spinning
and you didn’t mind.
Your digits vanished in
his hairline when he returned to your lips and placed open kiss there. You
weren’t ready when his long, skilled finger was plucked in your channel. Your
hips buckled against him to add more friction, his slow growl making you more
wanton than you already was. He nibbled at your collarbone and you let your
mewled moan out. He was satisfied, his erection poking on your thighs.
please” your voice sounded unnatural for you. It was desperate and needy.
He hold you still for a moment and all both
did was staring at each
You were so shaken up and so in love with him that when you saw tenderness
and the same feeling in his beautiful eyes you put your forehead against his
own. He was ethereal.
Breathing in the same pace he entered you with slow movement. His tender
kisses all over your face were focal points as he increased his speed, sending
an extra feeling through your whole body. He gripped your thighs moving you in
special direction so he could hit the spot inside you that made your toes curl.
And it did. It was a white blinding feeling. His pelvis against your
womanhood and his soft growls sent you on edge so quickly that you surprised
both of you when you came after few thrusts. Holding onto him you shook unable
to grasp the reality.
“Stand up,” his
hoarse voice woke you up from the high. Putting your feet on the ground you faced the tiles when Baekhyun
turned you around so your backside was curved against his hips now. Exhaling lowly
he vanished inside of you so quickly that you yelped when his digits bore into
your skin when he was moving faster and faster. Your head couldn’t grasp that
feeling and soon you were coming again. This time however both of you finished
at the same pace. Your heart raced in your chest so fast that you had to blink
the dizziness away when you felt the man behind you gasping for air.
peeking over your shoulder you were met with the realization of what you said.
His nostrils stopped and he looked at you. His ruffled hair and visible veins on his neck made you quivering.
stopped the water flow to hear you better. “Why are you apologizing?”
his voice sounded so strained and you winced seeing his struggle to remain
“We shouldn’t do it.
Look at us. What are we?” your knees hit each other when you faced your
boyfriend. Boyfriend? You didn’t know who he was to you at this moment. His chest touched yours and you looked up to see his pained
“You are my girlfriend,
my fiancé. Yes, we fucked things up. Me by doing this to you, and I’m so sorry.
I’m sorry every day since that fearful night. I swear, you are the only one for
me” his lips hovered above yours when you thought about the way of
escaping his embrace.
“But we should talk,
Baekhyun. And that is not talking” gesturing the nakedness you inwardly
hugged him back. “We need words,” without looking at him you opened
the doors and took a towel. “Because right now we are completely lost,”
You heard him slamming the aperture behind you with distorted curse.