not just snogging!

Molly deserves better.
  • Sherlock: You deserve better Molly Hooper.
  • Molly: oh my God, you too Sherlock??! I'm tired of people say-
  • Sherlock: So I'll be better!
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: To deserved you... every day.
  • Molly: ...
  • *snogs him against the nearest wall*
Falling - Unknown/MC College AU Fluff Fanfic

The higher you build walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone tears them down.
—Anonymous

Sooo… I got very distracted while trying to write the last chapter of EP and… wrote two Unknown fics instead? The first one is unfinished, and the other one is this, a strange college AU lol. I’d actually like to do more with this setting if I get time…

Warning: Spoilers concerning Unknown & Seven’s route below

Summary: College AU where Saeran and Saeyoung are roommates both studying computer science and MC lives on the same floor. 13+ total fluff lol. Spoilers if you haven’t played Seven’s route yet (if you couldn’t already tell whoops).


“Saeyoung’s not here,” Saeran tells the girl standing in the doorway of the dorm room he shares with his brother.

“I… know,” she says, shifting her weight. “I wanted to talk to you, actually. Do you mind if I come in?”

A little confused, he opens the door wider to let her in and then closes it behind her. Usually she brings her laptop with her and sits on the floor by Saeyoung’s bed to go over assignments and concepts she doesn’t understand, but today she hasn’t brought anything and instead perches on the edge of Saeran’s bed beside his laptop.

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  • paul, singing: AND I SAW HIM STAAANDING THERE
  • george: did it again mate
  • paul: did what?
  • george: you know what
  • john: ;)
Being Sirius Black’s girlfriend would include;

Lip biting from across the room

Lots n lots of flirting

Cutting off his conversations with others just to talk to you

Appearing out of “nowhere” and surprising you with gentlemanly acts like carrying your books

But he doesn’t do it too much bc he knows you’re an independent woman

But he wants to show how well he treats his girl

So he brings you lots of flowers instead

Your dorm room is filled with flowers of all sorts that are enchanted to never die

Late night picnic dates in the astronomy tower

Showing you all the constellations in the night sky but continues to make cheesy puns

You snorting into a wine glass every time he mentions these puns

Lots of snogging

Broom closet snogging

Library snogging

“just to make Prongs angry” snogging

Rivalry banter between you and James

“Stop stealing my Padfoot!” “Now, now Prongs, that’s not the way to treat your wife-in-law” “What?!” “Darling and I come as a pair, if you want me, you’ll just have to deal with my girlfriend.”

sMIRKS

You playing with his hair as he lays on you

Him falling asleep on you bc he loves your soft touches

Both of you falling sleep snuggling up to each other by the fire place

Padfoot comforting you when you’re sad

Sirius swooping down to kiss your cheek every time he sees you

Him showing off while playing quidditch

Him still trying to show off after he fell bc he was paying too much attention to you

Him giving you piggyback rides all the time

Sirius always protecting you

Sirius always finding you even during the war, just to fight next to you in case anything ever happens

Just so his last thoughts could be that he spent his last moments with the girl he loves

His heart breaking as he gets sent to Azkaban bc he never got to say goodbye

Sirius trying to immediately find you as soon as he escaped

Him crying because he has you safely in his arms again

When the Houses team up to host parties...

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw: You cannot breath for the amount of weed. Everyone is stoned into oblivion, having conversations about philosophy and the nature of humanity that basically all conclude that Humans just need to chill out.

Slytherin and Hufflepuff: The birthplace of all relationships—the whole night is just people dancing and snogging, that’s literally it, and it’s glorious, beloved by pretty much everyone. Really good snacks. 

Hufflepuff and Gryffindor: Everything is a competition, there will be at least a dozen dance-offs over the course of the evening, which almost always ends with twister.

Ravenclaw and Gryffindor: Invariably results in creative vandalism—there will be a 20ft mural graffitied somewhere in the school the next day, an no, no-one has the slightest clue how they managed it, but everyone will insist it’s Clever and Edgy and probably a Statement.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: So sophisticated, so stylish. These are cocktail parties, and you either dress up or look like a total twat. You have never seen so much winged eyeliner, nor any so sharp.

Slytherin and Gryffindor: A mess, not for the faint hearted—it’s go hard or go home. So much alcohol, so many poor life choices made. Do Not open any closed doors, you really don’t want to see what they’re doing in there. At least three people end up in the hospital wing, without fail.

37. We should not use the Quidditch change rooms for snogging practice.

This one’s all you James. - RL

I couldn’t be more proud than I was at that moment. - SB

No regrets. - JP

So THAT’S what you were doing! I was looking for you, and Sirius told me you were getting to first base. But when I asked what that was, he said it was a baseball thing, so I had to look it up at the library, but, nothing I read was really making sense (because why were you playing an American Muggle sport?) so I’m glad to have some clarification on the matter. You weren’t ACTUALLY playing baseball, that was just a euphemism for snogging. - PP

Wow. - SB

I literally don’t know how to respond to this. - JP

I ship Snamione and I am not ashamed.

I ship them post-war, so of course he survives Nagini.

I ship Snape learning to let go of guilt and pain long enough to make a friend. He didn’t really expect to, not with her, and he never compares her to Lily, because she’s not.

I ship Hermione longing for someone academically challenging for her, who doesn’t just want to snog and talk Quidditch, but she never compares him to Ron, or Viktor, because he’s not.

I ship them becoming friends, of it becoming something more. It doesn’t matter that when they meet off the field of battle she’s 18-19 and he’s 38, because they’re going to live past a hundred anyway, and they both know all too well what boys her age are like and she doesn’t want to wait around for them to mature to her level.

I ship the way he panics, worrying about his moral state because she used to be his student, damn it, and she frets over falling for another teacher because wasn’t Lockhart bad enough. But that doesn’t matter, in the end, because they’re not those people any more and there’s no Miss Granger or Professor Snape, just Severus and Hermione. They can weather the media uproar because they’ve both done it before and at this point don’t really care what anyone else thinks.

I ship Crookshank’s hair clinging to the end of his robes and the flush of embarrassment when he notices, but he can’t quite bring himself to Vanish it. 

I ship the way the fumes of his potions lab cling to her hair, and when she’s stressed, waist-deep in books on House Elves she pulls some to her face so that smell comforts her.

I ship them sitting peacefully at home reading, or Hermione ranting about her day at the Ministry and the changes she wants to make on their world while he counts stirs of his cauldron, or Severus complaining about his students while she laughs and reminds him that she and Harry were twenty times worse. 

I ship the nights one or both of them wakes up to nightmares of the war, of surviving. That they can share that in the dark hours of the day with nothing but soft tears and sharp jagged holes in the heart that never quite heal makes them all the stronger.

I ship them arguing, but she doesn’t cower to him because she’s Hermione fucking Granger, and he can take his opinion and shove it up his arse. And unlike her ex, he apologises promptly when he’s in the wrong (even if it’s not the actual words, she understands what the flowers or book means) because he is Severus Snape and he knows how much it would hurt to lose her.

I ship them growing, changing, coming together as a couple. He learns to have a friend again, a confidante, someone who genuinely cares about him as a person - the person he could have been if not for losing Lily and joining the Death Eaters. She learns not to try so hard because she is good enough on her own, and her confidence and strength makes him proud-he encourages her in her endeavors, often losing sleep as he helps her look up whatever it is she needs for a case or just an idle passing fancy.

So, yeah. I ship Snape and Hermione together. Two consenting adults who have a shared past and a better and brighter future.

Lots of cuddly/overly affectionate Junkrat headcanons out there and sign me up. But what if Roadhog was just as bad it’s just he makes sure no ones watching. He’ll snag Junkrat by the arm and pull him into a dark corner and before Jamie knows what’s happening he’s being snogged mercilessly. Just as quickly Roadhogs mask is back on and he’s walking into the daylight like nothing happened while Junkrat’s knee’s give out and there might as well be literal cartoon hearts floating around his head. 

Or Junkrat slipping his hand into Roadhog’s enormous one and no one see’s how Roadhog gives those slender little fingers an affectionate squeeze. They only see Junkrat suddenly vibrating excitedly with a pink flush overtaking his face. 

Junkrat clings to Roadhogs arm happily like a little leach but Roadhog seem’s pretty apathetic to it. Until everyone’s heads are turned and then Roadhog’s fingers are sliding into Junkrats hair, scratching his scalp slowly and putting out any little fires that have begun at the tips of Jamies locks. 

No one notices the quiet way Jamie practically melts into Roadhogs hands as the bigger man gently cups Junkrat’s face in his palms. Rubbing his thumbs along sharp cheekbones and Jamies angular jawline. Scraping softly behind the blondes ears and smoothing over his lips. Leaving Jamie in purring puddle of happy ooze. 

Just affectionate Roadhog is my thing. 

Random Ron and Hermione theory

Show of hands, who thinks that Hermione and Ron kissed before Harry came to the Burrow before 6th year?

I feel like they at least kissed once or twice. Why? In HBP (THE BOOk,NOT THE MOVIE AND SCREW THE DIRECTOR FOR LEAVING THIS OUT!!), Ron and Ginny argue when he and Harry catch Ginny and Dean snogging. His exact words to her are “You don’t know what you’re talking about! Just because I don’t do it in public.” Why would he just say that? Something had to have happenedfor him to say that. He just didn’t care to share it witb his family and friends. The only girl he really was around was Hermione, plus he already fancied her (fan fiction has crept into my everyday speech, I actually say these words now lol), so whether it was full on snogging, or just a tender sweet first kiss, Ron and Hermione had something going on way before Lavender Brown came along and tried to sink that ship.


That’s my theory, and I’m sticking to it. I just might write a one-shot of it :)

  • Albus: I still can't believe you and Rose have lasted this long.
  • Scorpius: Why, is it really that shocking?
  • Albus: Well you guys used to fight all the time, and now you've been dating for three months without a major incident.
  • Scorpius: Oh no, that's not true, we still argue all the time. Just when our fights start to get intense, we just start snogging instead.
  • Albus: Why did you tell me that? Excuse me, now I need to go and rip my ears off, so I never have to hear that again.
Lesbian Movies The World Deserves And Needs:

1. Love Actually, but with the cast of The L Word as all of the characters, even though they would do terrible British accents.

2. Cheaper By The Dozen, but it’s about a lesbian couple with 12 dogs.

3. Bend It Like Beckham, except without the useless male coach. Jess and Jules (JULES, come on) would just snog at the end and all would be right with the world.

4. Clueless, but Tai gives Cher a plaid and Doc Martens makeover. They fall in love, and Cher sensibly decides not to get off with her sort-of-stepbrother.

5. Juno, but she never accidentally gets knocked up, because she’s a lesbian. The End.

6. The Notebook, but it’s about a cute old lesbian couple who’ve been together for years and got married as soon as it became legal. It’s even more upsetting than the first movie.

7. Heathers, but with more sex and less death.

8. Step Up, but Jenna Dewan plays both her character and Channing Tatum’s character. She leads a troupe of empowered queer lady dancers.

9. Adventureland, but Jesse Eisenberg is just Ellen Page.

10. Bring It On, but Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union have a secret Romeo and Juliet style love affair, and get thrown out of their teams for fraternizing with the enemy. Ultimately their romance unites both teams because love and cheerleading conquers all.

11. Grease, but Danny is a leather biker butch with exactly the same haircut and wardrobe.

12. Brokeback Mountain, but with Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams as the cowgirls. Their husbands are just there in the background, for colour.

13. Mulan, but she decides to keep her new look, rejects Li Shang, and gets off with some random chick in the end.

14. Mean Girls, but Regina and Cady have a turbulent love affair and get outed in the Burn Book.

15. My Big Fat Greek Lesbian Wedding.

16. Twilight, but Bella falls for Edward’s sister with the spikey hair instead. Edward and Jacob also run off together. Honestly, this is a better love story than Twilight.

17. Titanic, but Jack is a girl. The character looks exactly the same, though. Also they both fit on the big door in the end and start a new life together in New York, ultimately using Rose’s wealth and Jack’s street smarts to open an illegal speakeasy when prohibition comes into force.

18. The Princess Diaries, but with none of the male love interests with bad hair because they’re all trash. Mia ultimately realises she’s been in love with her best friend the whole time and they run off to be joint Queens of Genovia.

19. Bridget Jones, where Bridget gets revenge on Daniel by sleeping with hot Natasha from the New York office.

20. Whip It, but Ellen Page’s character ditches the lame band dude, and has steamy sex in the diner with Alia Shawkat instead.

21. When Harry Met Sally, where Sally ditches Harry in the end because it turns out she’s been having an affair with her friend Carrie Fisher, who has a lovely cropped haircut, the entire time.

22. Jenny’s Wedding, except cast with actresses with actual chemistry who do more than politely hold hands in bed. Definitely Samira Wiley.

23. Pride and Prejudice, but Lizzie Bennet decides that marriage isn’t for her in the end, because Darcy is a bit of a prick. She moves into a lovely little cottage with her “intimate friend” Charlotte Lucas.

24. 10 Things I Hate About You, but Kat never forgives Patrick for the bet and gets off with the lead singer of the band instead.

25. Cruel Intentions, but that one spitty kiss actually goes somewhere.

26. The Hunger Games, but Katniss ditches both dudes and gets off with Johanna in a tree in the second movie. They take over Panem and resolve the war several months earlier.

27. Pitch Perfect, but Anna Kendrick makes out with the hot ginger singer in the shower right at the beginning, and we never meet the boring man who loves films.

28. She’s The Man, but Viola decides she likes the blazers and short hair and decides to stay that way.

29. Thelma and Louise, but in the end they decide life is worth living, and start a remote lesbian commune together.

30. The Sound Of Music, but with some hints that the nuns are getting it on the whole time.

31. Chicago, but with more Orange Is The New Black style prison sex scenes. Preferably involving Catherine Zeta Jones and Queen Latifah.

32. Ghostbusters (2016), but Kate Mckinnon snogs someone, literally any other woman, even for just a second.

33. But I’m A Cheerleader 2.

Sherlolly Halloweek: Day Two
  • : : AND THEN THERE WERE NONE PART ONE
  • *a haunted house*
  • Molly: *looking around nervously
  • Sherlock: *examining paintings; smirking* Fascinating.
  • Molly: *moves closer* What?
  • Sherlock: *gestures* A panel behind the eyes. I thought they only did that in movies.
  • Molly: *hurriedly* Yeah, does it mean anything?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Perhaps.
  • Molly: *exasperated* Why did I agree to this?
  • Sherlock: *feels along the frame* Because you love a challenge.
  • Molly: *folds her arms* An And Then There Were None themed dinner? Against our friends? I like a challenge not Mission Impossible.
  • Sherlock: *amused* What makes you say that?
  • Molly: *blushes* Well, you know...I'm sorry you got landed with me *smiles nervously*
  • Sherlock: *smiles at her* You're excellent company, Molly *goes back to checking out the wall* and we're going to win.
  • Molly: Oh?
  • Sherlock: *nods* Our host stupidly paired John and Mary together. First night away from the baby? They're not going to be interested in a fake murder mystery.
  • Molly: *chuckles* I suppose not.
  • Sherlock: *still looking* Graham and Mycroft started in the kitchen. No chance of them winning. Irene and Anthea are our biggest competition. Ah-ha! *pushes the painting upswards*
  • -a trapdoor opens beneath their feet and they fall into a dark cell-
  • Sherlock: *rubbing his head* Are you okay?
  • Molly: *groans* Yeah. It's okay I landed on something soft.
  • Sherlock: *pained* Yes. would you mind-
  • Molly: *hastily stands up* Oh, God, sorry *looks uo at the trapdoor; sighs* Nice one, genius.
  • Sherlock: *mutters* I didn't see you do any better.
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [1/10 female characters] » Clara Oswald

“This is actually what you do? Do you just crook your fingers and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?”

“It is not a snog box!”

“I’ll be the judge of that.”

Top!Dan/Dom!Dan (2) Masterlist

part one

Blissed Out - philskoolkatz

Summary: Smut, top!Dan.

Chasing Tomorrow - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: Something major was bound to change in their lives, it was just that neither Dan nor Phil could have guessed that it would be something so significant.

Daddy - quietlyposts

Summary: Featuring emerging daddy kink and top!Dan.

Darling I’m Back, and You’ll Be On Yours Too - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: After being away for four months on tour, Dan couldn’t be happier to be back home with his boyfriend.

Dressing In The Dark (ao3) - phansparent

Summary: It’s Dan’s birthday, and he wants a quickie with Phil while his birthday party is going on in the lounge.

Drunk In Love - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Dan drinks a little too much wine when filming his Internet Support Group video and one thing leads to another… Smut, fluff and drunk, needy Dan Howell ensue.

Hearts On Fire, Tonight - uhm-phanfics

Summary: All day Dan had been flirting with everyone, and I mean everyone. We were currently on the way back home from a meeting at Youtube, in which I spent my time glaring at the back of Dan’s head. Who does he think he is? He’s mine. Nobody else’s.

Lipstick Stains (ao3) - phansparent

Summary: Phil knows how to turn Dan on even when he looks like a clown who tried to put on his makeup during an earthquake. Dan has to punish him for being naughty.

My Little Thief - congratullamas

Summary: Phil knows he shouldn’t have done it, but for the reaction he gets for his oh-so cute and innocent Dan, he’d happily steal again.

Not That Sub You Idiot - thesortinghatputmeinphandom

Summary: Phil overhears a conversation (at a party or something) that Dan was having and hears him say “I really prefer subs” and assumes he meant in bed (in reality he was talking about anime) and feels bad about always being dom, even though it was mainly because he thought Dan liked it that way too. The next time they go have sex Phil acts all submissive and confusion ensues.

No Time For Breakfast - kimboxes

Summary: Dan loves to sleep in, especially if Phil is present in his bed pressed against his side, snoring softly and peacefully.

Rabu Hoteru (ao3) - bukkake_howell

Summary: In which Dan and Phil stay at a love hotel whilst in Japan.

Raw Footage - analester

Summary: Dan and Phil film themselves having sex.

Sometimes Slow Is Good - agent-fire

Summary: Very slightly tipsy gentle/slow smut in which they’re both very tired but still want to do it.

Still Me That Makes You Sweat - theaterkidlester

Summary: Phil’s parents are away and his older boyfriend, Dan, takes his virginity.

Superstitious - huggabae

Summary: Dan from 2015 switches with his past self from 2009 and interesting things happen.

That’s What You Get - versacephan

Summary: Phil loves cock. He can never get enough of it. Especially if it’s his boyfriend’s dick, Dan. So when Dan went to go see his family, leaving Phil all alone, Phil doesn’t wait for Dan and he ends up getting down to business by himself. That is, until Dan arrives.