in other exciting gods this is such a fucking monday news
I offered to chaperone for my kid’s field trip Thursday because honestly it was last minute and they NEVER still want me to chaperone but this time they did
but I found out afterwards that they don’t provide transportation?
(as in I have to drive myself and meet them there instead of riding the bus but it’s in the middle of baltimore and I’m not sure my current mental state is up for driving, which I know is weird since I drove like three states over a week or so ago, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY, BRAINS ARE WEIRD?)
so I emailed the teacher going UM and we shall see if they actually need me or if I can bow out awkwardly
but also there was the credit card fraud phone call
and several missed calls from lenders because once you start researching mortgages they NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN
and my phone is still sometimes just … not ringing? so trying to look up different phone options
and I forgot to give the IEP form back to the school
and the dog is extra squeaky
and I forgot breakfast?
and Thing 2 is anti-bus?
and there were like three other things but I’ve forgotten already while trying to type this out?
TODAY IS NOT A GOOD BRAIN DAY
/and not even emotionally bad just. what do, how put in order, huh?
OH GODS THO
Saturday Thing 2 was having trouble and I said I was sorry he didn’t feel well and he explained it as he wasn’t SICK just his feelings weren’t working right
and we went to his baseball thing anyways and it rained on him and he just /cried/ and everything was sad
and then Sunday we went to Chuck E Cheese to help him and Thing 1 recuperate but THEN we had to go hang out in a mall for an hour because
THE HUSBAND’S GLASSES BROKE (snapped in two while he was cleaning them) SO WE HAD TO EMERGENCY LENSCRAFTERS FOR NEW ONES
/and I saw an old Wallace & Gromit game I lost years ago and also an Andromeda sweatshirt and was good and didn’t buy anything but AREAGJLKVHAWELKVHAKLBGARHKBAWGH
my brain is just like … not braining at all anymore