not it is not

anonymous asked:

I have a bruise on my forehead from all of the head-desking. Thank god you bring some hilarity to her snakinesses tired, tired, tired publicity stunt. She couldn't be hard core if she were dipped in carbon and frozen like Solo.

she’d have that gross chewy center, without the presence of stupid sexy Harrison Ford to make it bearable.

we were not ready for the darkness, we were told.

which is good, because sure as shit we were not given daaaaarkness.