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gif request meme ⇝ emmerdale hs yearbook award themes

biggest flirt: robert sugden

so this week i got to 100 followers ?? thank you soo much to each one of you that follows me ?? idk why you did it but thanks for sticking up with me:( ilysm !!

this is a list of some of the blogs that i follow but all of them are really cool and i love them so much (i’m just including my mutuals because i’m lazy as that but i’m not bolding my ‘favorites’ because i don’t want anyone to feel bad)

i didn’t ordered them on alphabetical order but from the ones that followed me first to my recent mutuals

@phlippingphandom (you follow be from your main blog obvs but it’s the same <3) @glitteryely @little-cheeky-monkey @phanhallows @gorgeous-howell @cihkennugget @tylertherulerofmars @vincent-phan-gogh @goddesslester @philpancakes @ephemeralester @phanadeux @cursivehowell @yourlocalphantrash @pleasingdaddyphil @dayphil @elliesfics @our-smol-beans @rotting-souls @mae-your-genderless-bae @jpgghowell @serenephil @luminousphil @clarabears @gengarphil @treephil @plantpotphil @aberrati0n @fivesosphangirl @theylikeboys @sleeplesslester @fadedawayy @neilandtodd @homesicklester @placebophan @princessdan @phanniephil @energeticwarrior @stardustphilly @fuglybutterfly @bork-borf-boof-heck @thephantastickat @lovebirdlester @blushinlester @starrylester

i love each one of you and thanks to the ones that’ve talked to me (also sorry i can’t keep a conversation ?? i’m really bad at it) and given me advise when i’m a mess (i’m always a mess but lets ignore that).

anonymous asked:

can I please ask for your fave klance fics? I'm upset and could use something fluffy :/ (ty ily)

Darling, if you’re upset, know that you can find shelter with me. I hope you feel better: 

Stormchasing - sinelanguage (T)

This isn’t how Lance intended to spend his vacation, chasing after Keith’s premonitions. But here he is, and he’s one hundred percent blaming Keith for all the trouble they’re about to get into. Keith makes bad decision, Lance makes mistakes, and both of them are stuck together on a space pirate adventure neither of them asked for.

Backhand - Raylou (M) 

“They have a weapons class taught by an arnis master. Lots of sticks, knives, and improvised weapons. I asked if she could perform a weapons form with a stool. She gave me a private show. It was lit.”

“On fire?”

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White Nationalism, Take Four
  • Racist: All your scientific nonsense about genetic markers and objective measurements won't stop our white nation!
  • Antifa: So for the fourth time: how are you deciding who is and who isn't "white?"
  • Racist: Simple - if your ancestors are European, then you're white! Ta-dah! LONG LIVE THE WHITE RACE!
  • Antifa: So when you say "Europe," are you including countries that were part of the Ottoman Empire? You know like Serbia, Romania...
  • Racist: Sure
  • Antifa: ...Turkey...
  • Racist: Uh, ok
  • Antifa: ...Palestine, Iraq, Syria, Lybia, Egypt, Algeria, Tunisia...
  • Racist: Whoa whoa whoa! Now hold on there!
  • Antifa: What's the matter? The Ottoman Empire extended over all these areas at one point or another, so if you're going to include Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece, and Turkey in your "European ancestry" definition, then you're going to have to include these as well.
  • Racist: OK, we don't mean historical Europe. Just the parts of the Ottoman Empire that were in continental Europe are where white people are from.
  • Antifa: Oh, of course! Continental Europe! So we're still including Turkey, and all the Mediterranean as "white," right?
  • Racist: Yes.
  • German racist: Fuck no!
  • Antifa: Then there's Russia. It's split between Europe and Asia. So what do you want to do with Russians? Are they all "white," all "non-white," or does it depend on what side of the Ural Mountains one's ancestors come from, in which case two-thirds of Russia would be "non-white?"
  • Racist: They're white. No wait, some of them are white and some of them aren't.
  • Antifa: what if a person's Russian ancestors traveled from east to west 100 years ago, or 500 years ago, or 1000 years ago? Does that mean that the person today is "white" or "non-white?"
  • Antifa: And if we're going with "continental Europe" as the origin of all white people, what race have we decided the people of England, Iceland, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales are, given that none of those countries are part of continental Europe? And are people with origins in Kazakhstan "white?"
  • Antifa: And what do you mean by "ancestors?" Geneticists have demonstrated that humans first existed in Africa and then migrated from there - so what specific generation are you using to determine if someone's ancestors are European and what is your objective, scientifically-valid rationale for declaring that all non-European ancestors prior to the European ones don't count?
  • Racist: Oh look, it's getting dark out and my mom told me I had to come home by now for supper so bye-bye!
Dating Liam Dunbar Would Include...

  • him constantly following you everywhere like a lost puppy
  • sweet nose kisses
  • him trying to put on one of your bras to get your attention 
  • “how does this work?”
  • “put it down before you hurt yourself, liam.”
  • sneaking out of class to see him
  • watching his lacrosse games
  • supporting him through everything 
  • him training you to fight 
  • him always trying to protect you
  • random calls from him
  • “tell brett you’re my girlfriend, he doesn’t believe me.”
  • lots of kisses
  • movie nights with take out pizzas
  • study dates (although that’s just an excuse for you guys to be alone)
  • him braiding your hair, well… trying to
  • liam always wanting to try new things in the bedroom
  • “no liam, you’re not putting anything up my ass.”
  • stiles teasing him over how much he gushes over you
  • theo being jealous of him
  • liam becoming super protective whenever a guy starts talking to you 
  • loving each other unconditionally 
  • supporting one another 25/8

Hey! 🙋🏻 A little over two years ago I started selling off everything I owned so I could travel easily with one bag. Then I left the States intending to travel internationally full-time. I found myself in Scotland, met my boyfriend Kuba 😘, travelled around Europe on my own for 6 months, popped over to Thailand for 3 weeks, and now I’m back in Scotland until June. ✈️🇪🇸 My life has completely changed for the better since I started my journey into minimalism two years ago. I used to have closets full of clothes but now my wardrobe is simple. It includes 30 items! Everything you see here. 🎒😛 I posted a video summary of my wardrobe on my YouTube channel as well: . How do you feel about your wardrobe? Do you want to downsize? Why or why not? 🤔 And thanks to Kuba for taking this photo! 😍

“And Everyone You Love.”

Requested: No! Just haven’t written in awhile and really wanted to start with something new!

Warnings: Minor Angst, Fluff, Blood. 

Word Count: 1k 

Masterlist Request 

The only thing Peter could hear was the sound of ringing in his ears. He was swinging his way to your apartment after a risky fight with Vulture, he called it Peter’s ‘warning’ and my god did it scare him.

The fight didn’t scare him, and the fact that he got dangerously beat–didn’t either. It was what he said after Peter was bruised and beaten in the sand.

Don’t mess with me because I will kill you, and everyone you love.

Peter didn’t care that he was in danger, it was everyone he loved that would now be in danger if he tried to stop him–including you.

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anonymous asked:

To be honest you've always struck me as an evolved sherlock fan so...

literally i have never been so insulted in all my life. i have never watched a single second of sherlock and it’s one of my greatest life achievements. i, a british person, have avoided seeing a single second of sherlock. including advertisements. do you know the effort i have been through to get to this point? do you understand how many cups of tea i have made during advert breaks? how many windows i have jumped out of? how many times i have punched myself in the neck to instantly lose consciousness? do not belittle my achievements in such a way. dedication has a price.

Solas Smut Saturday Ideas

@bearlytolerable, @varriccallsme-foxlette, @tel-abelas-mofo, @love-in-nature, @thevikingwoman, @galadrieljones, @fadewalking@ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO TAKE PART/ENJOY THE CONTENT. yes that includes you, lurking human

yooo hello my dudes i’m gonna write some things help me decide which one/s. most, if not all, will at some point get written if there’s enough motivation on my end. i am very busy, but also a human disaster who lives for this and wants to get some practice in

i’m going to vaguely refer to my elf trash as ‘eirwen’ so you can imagine it’s lavellan or surana. tbh i’ll probably be writing it as surana but tagging it as solavellan soooooo either way it ought to work. the focus is on the smut anyway, so it shouldn’t really matter. 

anyway ideas! please vote in the replies or in reblogs or whatever idrc

1- canon divergent, in which solas is a Weak Man and gives in when he sees her again in the vir dirthara. might be angsty. actually, will almost definitely be angsty. 

2- modern au, in which solas is a professor, eirwen is his student, and their relationship is more than professional. involves desk fucking

3- same modern au, but now they’re in a car and it’s Dangerous

4- fucking on the battlements in skyhold. involves covering her mouth and making her be quiet while giving her every reason not to be.

5- solas ‘torturing’ her with magic at the winter palace before finding a quiet place somewhere to work out their frustrations

i have more but here’s what i have for now. pls vote

penaltywaltz  asked:

Fic title meme! "A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That"

Molly Hooper, Mary Morstan, and Sally Donovan have had it with relationships. After being hurt one too many times, they stumble upon something which might be the answer to their problems: a website that allows one to design their ideal partner. After many, many glasses of wine, the women each fill out the form according to their desires, giggling as they do so. They completely forget about it, until two weeks later, when they open their door to find a mysterious trio that each fit one of their preferences: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Irene Adler.



Summary - According to the myth of the Red String, the gods tie an invisible red cord around the ankles of those that are destined to meet one another. On the ground, everything is different and the rules are non existent. In the midst of a war, this is how Bellamy Blake discovered that red string.

Words - 1.3k

A/N: made a slightly longer chapter to make up for how shit the last one was/is LMAO

masterlist // TRS masterlist

Your steps are almost silent as you tiptoe along the wall, making sure no one sees you. It’s time to sneak out like you’ve been doing for the past day. No one’s realised yet - including Bellamy. “What do you think you’re doing?” 

Guess you’re not as good as you thought you were. Your feet lay against the threshold of the outside world and you shoot the person behind you a smile. “Oh. Hi, Bellamy.” 

He rolls his eyes, the hint of a smile on his pink lips. But then the barricades are back up. “Get back inside.”

“You can’t make me.” You reply, walking out. He follows you for a few steps before pulling you back by your arm. He swiftly turns you around and you come face to face with those familiar, brown eyes. 

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Morgan teaching you how to use a staff would include :

(Woooo more fluffy prompts! Lol poor Morgan XD he has to deal with reader XD Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Rick having you train with Morgan as an excuse for the two of you to get closer

-Him teaching you different posture and just how to relax yourself while at it

-Him sometimes having to just show you how it’s done by positioning you himself and occasionally making things awkward by how close he is

-Him hitting your head lightly with his staff whenever you would rather joke around with your staff just to get your attention back

-Him talking about the whole philosophy behind it, making you want to fall asleep despite standing up, only to deserve another playful hit to the head from him

-Him usually telling you to tone down your aggressiveness when it comes to the way you strike at him, making you taunt him even more

-Him always laughing to see your shocked expression whenever he would make you drop your staff, only to make you get “angry” and quickly pick up your staff to get back at him

-Him getting you an icepack and your favorite snack before sitting next to you whenever you get bruises from the training and he sees you all tired out

-Him laughing at how clumsy you are sometimes as he pins you under him but suddenly getting embarrassed about the proximity

-You making him proud with each of your progress and even more when you would overpower him

it’s been about 24 hours, and I’m still so disappointed that the writers of AOS chose to include Daisy’s “…you and Fitz belong together” comment. Seriously? That’s the crux of the scene? Is that really why Daisy is going to fight off an entire base full of hostile LMDs and agents? 

It feels like such weak and awkward writing for an otherwise solid episode. Why not take that moment to reaffirm Daisy and Jemma’s incredible friendship? Or Daisy’s love of her team/chosen family? It just seemed like there was so little point to make that scene about Fitz and Simmons’ relationship (unless, of course, they’re teasing it to be messed with, Whedon-style, later on).