not in love yet

anonymous asked:

All the twilight talk is reminding me of that one story Robert had about a stalker of his - she was outside his hotels day after day for weeks on end, and finally he agreed to go on a date with her, but then on the date he made himself as boring as possible and complained about his work until she had her imaginary version of him completely shattered, like what an #icon

I REMEMBER THAT STORY BUT IF I’M REMEMBERING RIGHT HE DIDN’T TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF BORING ON PURPOSE HE WAS JUST KIND OF HIMSELF AND SPENT THE WHOLE DATE COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS AND IT TURNED HER OFF SO COMPLETELY SHE STOPPED STALKING HIM

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Celebrating the goal vs. Sweden (28.03.17)

Anyone else who watches once upon a time want to give me some evidence that Regina is not a lesbian because it’s been 6 seasons and I’m still not seeing any 🕵🏼‍♀️👀

a sneak peak of one of the cell ships asks! Dunno who the big guy is but he sure looks  👍 👍 👍

I wish people tagging their character hate was a more popular thing? I mean, there’s a difference between valid criticism and “this character is fucking awful and I hate them, let me list the reasons why.” People can use (or not use) whatever tags they want, of course, but I really appreciate the people who are thoughtful enough to give others the option of not seeing that stuff by tagging it.

morning  glitter bombs.  observe my son on  this billboard.  i’m crying  ; A; 

Nikola Tesla is the greatest b/c he loved pigeons and science and wanted to provide people with electricity at low cost but he was also lowkey trying to build a death beam. 

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here’s our best and most adorable birthday boy, jackson wang 🎂🎈🎉🎉🎉😚💓

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No, it’s you.

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cheesy metaphor for freedom aside, look, they have plenty in common and would be adorable friends, dont look at me

Oh when you’re near me 
I see the world more clearly
Hold me and I’ll hold you too
I want to spend my time with you. (x)

some swing dance batjokes because i’m really diggin electro swing music lately…