not gonna tag that other guy

It’s a [Tinder] Date! (Part 2/3)

Summary: Thinking he needs to find a date, Natasha signs Steve up to Tinder. In Queens, Peter Parker does the same to you. It’s a match!

Word Count: 1,314

A/N: I really love how this is turning out :) Enjoy it, guys!

Part 1

Originally posted by imaginingbucky


Impossible. It was impossible. There was no way. This really wasn’t Captain America. The person behind the screen was not Steve Rogers. There wasn’t. And so, you voiced it.

“It’s not him.”

Peter scoffed, nudging your side. “You don’t know that.”

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okay listen since the beginning of 2017 i’ve been sensing something really different about dnp and it’s been strangely just .. open. they seem more open to their audience and are allowing us to see more of their lives and it’s adorable ok. shameless flirting left and right i don’t think i’ve ever third wheeled this hard . they’re so much more touchy on camera and have included many things and aspects in their videos that most likely would’ve been cut a few years ago and it’s so endearing that they’d trust us and just continue doing what their doing and having no shame in showing the public how much love and adoration and respect they have for each other. most internet friendships don’t last very long but look at dnp over here defying the odds. very soon it’ll be 10 YEARS of dan and phil together and creating content with each other. you’re gonna come here and tell me that it’ll be 10 years of them being together almost all the time and they’re not in love? i hear all this talk about how they’re best friends so it should be okay blah blah i understand HOWEVER how many best guy friends do you see acting as loving as dan and phil?

tl;dr / dnp are in love and it’s making me emotional

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Doubt (reader x Bucky Drabble)

Characters: reader x Bucky, Natasha

Summary: A competition about who loves the other more reveals a deeper, sadder truth. 

Warnings: some fluff, then the angst. Sorry. 

Word Count: 1082

A/N: I don’t know where this came from but my brain wanted some late-night angst, so here you go. Perhaps I shouldn’t dwell on past relationships and their pitfalls late at night. Hm…
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Originally posted by gliceria

Chime.

You paused for a moment, tangled in an impossible dress that Natasha insisted you try on. Where the hell were the sleeves in this thing?!? Defeated, you decided to pull the dress off over your head and reassess the sleeves/neck hole/straps situation. Only Nat would find interest in such a complicated article of clothing.

Chime.

Freed from the cloth, you smoothed down your hair and took another look at the dress.

Chime.

“If you don’t answer that damn phone, I’m gonna smash it,” the redhead bellowed from the changing room next door.

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When you have a lull in finals and this is what you decide to draw :D


EDIT: btw guys, I drew Pidge, not Keith.  Sorry if there’s been any confusion!

They met at a dog park.

Which is weird in and of itself because a) Dean hates driving dogs in his baby; b) it’s not even his dog; and c) He’s still pissed at Sam for skipping out on him and their dad only to come back with a dog sized golden retriever he named Bones of all things. Jesus, Sam, you’d think you’re have a little more imagination considering you hid from one of the best damn trackers for two weeks only to name a dog after something we see every day. 

Dean sighed to himself. All that and he still has somehow found himself on pooch duty in some dog park in the middle of Illinois of all things. 

“He is limping.” Dean turned to the sound of a gruff voice coming from right behind in. 

“Yeah well, he’s old.” His comeback was coming out before he got a good look at the guy he was talking to. 

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Boyfriend!Jaehyun

•dimple kisses
•don’t fight me on this like its a tradition to wake him up by kissing his dimples and he won’t wake up if you don’t do it
•then again you give him dimple kisses everywhere
•who wouldn’t???
•in return he gives you nose kisses
•he’ll give them to you whenever you’re done giving him dimple kisses
•a bunch of food dates
•doesn’t matter what type of food or if you’re on a diet
•if there’s a new place you’re gonna be there with or without him
•when you’re without him then you’ll probably have to tease him by sending pictures but he’ll eventually get you to crack and bring him some take out later that day
•sometimes the other members tag along depending on what it is
•like Winwin and Taeyong tag along to new ice cream places
•Doyoung goes to bbq places with you guys
•Johnny and Mark join you whenever there’s pizza involved
•but other times it will mostly be a cute romantic date
•'get ready, I’m coming in 10 minutes’
•'why, it’s 1 in the fucking morning?’
•'new noodle place and I’m gonna leave you if you’re not ready’
•'I’m always ready for food’
•cooking together is also a thing
•well it was a thing until you messed up Taeyoung’s kitchen so now you only cook at your place
•which is fine but he’s usually there at night and you hate cleaning at night
•better than having Taeyong scold you tho
•you spend most of your days at the dorms with the other boys tho
•rarely spend the night there because of Johnny snoring and complaining
•'ew stop making out, it’s like 2 in the morning’
•'shut up Johnny, you’re just jealous you don’t have anyone to make out with’
•you call him Jeff sometimes just to see his dimples when he smiles at you
•he calls you sweetheart or something cliche because he’s Jung Jaehyun but you don’t really mind
•cheesy pickup lines all day everyday
•'if you were a vegetable you would be a cutecumber’
•'do you have a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you’
•'I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart but my butt is bigger’
•'Jaehyun, we’re already dating’
•binge watching shows on Netflix together when you’re not out eating or cooking
•it’s just you, Jaehyun, the blanket and your laptop
•and snacks of course
•kinda like Netflix and Chill but you guys are actually chilling
•most of the times anyways
•now moving onto PDA
•idk I feel like Jaehyun wouldn’t actually do that much until you’re in the dorms or at the privacy of your home
•like he’ll just have his arm over your shoulder if you’re out where strangers can see him
•an occasional kiss whenever he’s feeling extra affectionate
•everything is else is a strict no
•but he’ll attack you with hugs and kisses at the dorms no hesitation
•sometimes if he’s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then he’ll stick his hand in your shirt
•like just so he can like draw patterns on your stomach or sides but no where else because he’s a respectable person
•actually I take that back
•very rarely he has his hands on your boob when you sleep but not much you can do about it since he’s fast asleep
•doesn’t really hold hands because he just pulls you in for a hug / cuddle anyways so what’s the point?
•'hey Yoonoh, sing me a song’
•'which one?’
•'any’
•'never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you’
•'jAehYun’
•'hehehehe’

there are so many things in carry on a lot of people dont realize. baz’s casual internalized homophobia, simon’s suppression of his feelings for baz until they hit him in the face.

i think the almost complete desexualization of them in the fandom is a giant problem. baz talks about trying to “wank out” his feelings for simon, probably attempting to think and look at girls (and straight porn). and this is sad but true, and we have to talk about it. this is how so many young gay people feel, and just the fact that rainbow WROTE this is legendary, because no one ever talks about internalized homophobia.

this was the point in which we see baz is most definitely a sexual creature. if i see anyone try to headcanon him as ace or demi ill rip my eyebrows out. he’s a neurodivergent gay man of color, dont desexualize him, dont desexualize the struggle many gay people (ecsp gay ppl of color) go through. internalized homophobia has everything to do with sex.

not to mention to fandom doesnt seem to think simon has any chance of being sexual in any nature other than baz’s wet dreams. yall completely infantilize the boy who was totally trying to get some of that vampire ass as soon as possible. and this probably has something to do with how he’s heavily coded as autistic, but im not gonna get into that.

you guys seems to forget simon and baz are adults but also still teenaged boys. theres more porn for keith and lance- two underaged boys- than simon and baz.

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OHHSHIT, didn’t think i would upload my precious bby luke aye? hehehehe. well anyway, here’s Luke and his new friend-enemy; Alice. I thought it would be cool to upload him as a way of saying thank you to you guys?? ❤️ yay??? Alice is just a new sim I did and I thought I’ll add her in as well~ she’s a cutie no?

he’s my precious lil child. don’t reupload and whatever *sobs* His ma is gonna kill me later on but shh. here’s the CC list you’ll need for him. or them. TAG ME KKK cos I wanna see what they’re up to in your game. MOM AND PA WOULD LOVE THAT TOO. rlly.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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More convert advice no one asked for but that I’ll throw out there anyway:

  • Commit to listening only to Jewish music for the foreseeable future. It’ll really help both your Hebrew and your ability to intuit where a song you don’t know is going and/or where the line repeats are (because of course they aren’t marked lmao)
  • Make learning alef-bet a top priority, because the faster you can follow along with the Hebrew and wean yourself from the transliterations, the less frequently you’ll be lost. You don’t have to know the full words or their actual translations just yet - learn a few highly recognizable words and then keep up while people are reading/chanting by recognizing the first letter.
  • Davening (even just saying the morning and evening Shema) and working on the home rituals and the brachot will really help your Hebrew and ability to follow the liturgy in addition to being a good habit to get into.
  • Listen more than you talk. I know this is really hard as someone who nervous-talks, but just force yourself to accept some awkward silences and get really good at asking people questions.
  • Immerse yourself as much as possible. I mentioned this in the tags of that other post, but this is a lot more like acculturating than regular socializing, so diving in headfirst is actually a lot more helpful than tiptoeing in.
  • You’re gonna make awkward mistakes. It WILL happen. Most people won’t notice, won’t care, will do it themselves next time, and/or won’t remember. Learn to laugh at yourself.
  • Seriously everyone gets lost at least once or twice per service except That One Guy who’s been attending services every week for the last 80 years and just… don’t worry about him.
  • As my bestie taught me early on (and was 110% right about): Someone Is Always Later Than You
  • Corollary to the above point: Sometimes It Has To Be You And That’s OK
  • So like, not all rabbis are equally good with people, but please try to keep in mind that they usually have a LOT going on, especially around the holidays, and try not to take distance personally.
  • You don’t have to have a good voice or know the songs to sing along. Or, as one service leader said: “If you know the songs, sing along; if you don’t know them sing louder.” If you’re really hung up on it, sit next to someone who sings loudly off-key until you’re more confident.
  • If people offer you food and you are capable of eating it, eat the damn food!
  • Try to remember that most people are totally absorbed in their own lives and are not likely to remember that awkward thing you did or said. Really. Paranoia about this is more likely your anxiety biting you than based in reality.
  • Most people are nice (or nice enough) and want you to feel comfortable there.
  • On the other hand, if people really are being mean, you may want to find a way to mention it to your Rabbi.
  • If it’s a really bad fit, you may need to find another synagogue. Don’t be afraid to jump ship or branch out if you need to.
  • Hang tight - the culture shock won’t last forever, I promise!
Sooo BoruSara Fandom...

WARNING: SPOILERS AND PRO-BORUSARA. HATERS STFU

Regarding Boruto Episode 2…

No one here gonna spazz about

1.) How ChouChou teases Sarada to Boruto

ChouChou is not just any person, she’s Sarada’s BFF!!! Look at her face while teasing Sarada ohmygod hahaha How I wish she said “childhood sweethearts” instead :”>

2.) How the Uzumaki-Uchiha rivalry is starting to blossom rofl.

You know those shoujo mangas (ex: Special A, Last Game) where the male and female lead compete with each other then they’ll fall in love with each other eventually HAHAHAHAHA call me delusional but that’s how I see this. Hey I’m a BoruSara shipper so of course my shipper goggles is on :P

3.) How Sarada said “This is annoying” but watched Boruto’s fight anyway lmao

Yep, Sasuke’s tsundere genes check

4.) How Sarada clenched her fists and looked so concerned when Boruto was getting beaten by Iwabe

Of course BFF noticed right away! Damn I think ChouChou is the no.1 BoruSara shipper XD

5.) How Sarada looks so proud when Boruto won

Well everyone was happy but come on, earlier she said the fight was annoying (even Chouchou thought she was not interested with the fight haha) but after Boruto won she was relieved and looked so proud like “Yeah that’s my future husband right there shannaro!” XD

I MEAN COME ON GUYS. I CHECKED THE BORUSARA TAG BUT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THESE. ME ON THE OTHER HAND IS ALREADY DROWNING IN MY BORUSARA FEELS HAHAHAHA IF YOU GUYS HAVEN’T SEEN THE EPISODE YET THEN WATCH IT RIGHT NOW I TELL YOU! MY SHIPPER HEART CANT HANDLE IT ALONE HOLYSHIT THIS IS JUST THE 2ND EPISODE AND IM ALREADY DYING HOW MUCH MORE ON THE FOLLOWING ONES

STUDIO PIERROT IF YOU GUYS DON’T ANIMATE THE PART WHERE SARADA WAS STALKING BORUTO IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! KISHI DREW THAT, IT’S FUCKING CANON, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FUCK THAT UP!!! (You guys would always fuck things up but I’m still hoping… come on faaaaaamm)

I’m sorry I just gotta let this out. It’s been a while since the last time I spazzed about an anime episode lol

P.S.

It still feels like yesterday when Genin-Naruto did this move to Kakashi when he was trying to get the bells :’)

Edit: Ok, thank you for correcting me, it was Sasuke who made this move. Man Im gettiing old rofl XD that makes me more happy tho hahaha Future-Father-In-Law move

Also Im sad Sasuke wasn’t in the opening. Glad he’s in the ending with Sakura of course <3 SASUSAKU MY NO.1 OTP! CA-TO-THE-FUCKING-NON

Alright back to reality (and finishing my next BoruSara fanart)

Is That Her?

Prompt: Hi! Your writing is amazing x)! I was wondering if I could request a one-shot where Steve and the reader are dating and they’re both heroes but they don’t realize the other person is a hero, if that makes sense, and they only find out the other is a hero when they’re working together to fight a common enemy. Thank you so much if you do decide to write this :)

So I did it a little differently than the prompt asks, but I did my best! Hope you like it  xxsound-and-silencexx

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“I can’t, Nick. I have a date tonight!”

Nick Fury lets out an exasperated huff, “I don’t really care what you have planned. You are a SHIELD asset and I need you at SHIED. I’m going to introduce you to the Avengers. Your skills are going to be needed on their next mission”

You let out a huff and debate on just hanging up on him, but eventually decide against it, “Fine. I’ll cancel my date, but next time I want at least 24 hour notice. You know that I hate last minute shit”

“You aren’t in the place to demand anything, Sparrow”

“Funny, Patchy. I think it’s you who can’t demand anything of me. I’ve already paid back my debts to SHIELD. I’m only a contractor at this point” You snap. You hate it when Fury forgets that you’re a private contractor now. Your SHELD days are officially over, but sometimes Fury will call in a favor to try and get you back on the payroll.

You can almost hear Fury grit his teeth, “You were one of SHIELD’s greatest assets. I would greatly appreciate it if you would come in this afternoon”

“And?”

This time Fury does growl, “I will endeavor to give you more notice and not interfere with your plans”

“And?”

“I apologize for the short notice”

“Thank you! God! It’s like pulling teeth to get an apology out of you!”

“Be here at 1800 … please”

You roll your eyes, “I’ll be there, but I’m not wearing my suit, and I don’t want them to either. I’m not doing the whole pissing contest thing with a bunch of spies, super soldiers, and geniuses”

“Done”

“Good. I’ll make sure I’m there, and I swear that if I get stopped by security again I won’t be as nice as I was last time.”

“Understood, Sparrow. I will give them fair warning”

“Goodbye, Director”

Once you hang up with Fury, you quickly put in a call to your date, Stevie. The two of you had met on an online dating site and had instantly clicked. He was on because his friends thought that if he met someone it would help him get reintegrated into society, and you were on because it was difficult to look for dates while being a superhero. The two of you talk every day, both over the phone and video chats, but had never met in person, today was supposed to be that day. Now though, you would have to cancel.

Stevie picks up on the first ring, “Hey, Y/N! I was actually about to call you.”

You can’t help but smile, “Oh really, couldn’t wait for tonight?”

He chuckles, “That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you about, doll. I’m afraid that I have to cancel. Something came up at work, and I’ll be there until late”

Letting out a breathy chuckle you close your eyes in relief. You really hate to cancel plans, and now you won’t feel guilty, “That’s fine, babe. It’s actually what I was gonna say too. An old boss of mine needs my help tonight”

Stevie chuckles, “Well at least I don’t have to feel guilty for canceling! We’ll just have to reschedule our date”

“Yeah, Stevie we definitely will! I’ll text you after my meeting tonight, alight?”

“Alright, doll. I’ll talk to you later. I really am sorry that we can’t go on out date tonight”

“You’ll just have to make it up to me then, won’t you?”

“Of course, doll”

“Bye, Stevie”

“Bye, Y/N”

You stroll into SHIELD at 1755, and make your way to Fury’s office. “Hey, Nick!”

Fury is standing by his desk, “You are late”

Checking your watch you smirk, “Not late. You said that the meeting is at 1800, it’s 1758, technically I’m early”

Fury just rolls his eyes, “Let’s go. The Avengers are waiting for us”

You smirk and fall is beside Fury, “So what is their next mission?”

“We need to track down the last of HYDRA, and the files on the Winter Soldier. I need you’re ties with HYDRA to do that”

Immediately you freeze, “No. I told you that I will never infiltrate HYDRA again. Last time I did that they captured and tortured me, not again.”

Nick stops and turns to look at you, “Their mission is at the base where you were captured. You have intimate knowledge of the areas and layout of the facility that they will need if they are going to be successful in their mission. I would like you accompany them, but at the very least I need you to be on the comms with them”

“I’ll be on the comms with them, but I just … I can’t go in there again, Nick”

He places a hand on your shoulder, “I may be an asshole, Y/N, but I would never hurt any of my assets on purpose.”

You nod stiffly, “I know. Now” You shake off the phantom pain from your time in the HYDRA facility, “Let’s go meet your newest pet project”

As soon as you walk into the conference room you freeze, “Stevie?”

He looks up, “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

“I’m here to help the Avengers on their next mission”

Suddenly two men lean toward Stevie, “Is that her?”

From their voices, they sound like Sam and Bucky, who are constantly shouting the background whenever you’re video chatting with Steve. “Yeah, that’s Y/N” Steve turns back to you, “I didn’t know you worked for SHIELD”

“I’m a private contractor, actually. Nick just calls me in when he needs my help, and on this particular mission I think I’ll be of use to you guys”

Fury steps forward, “Yes. This is Y/N, code name Sparrow …”

Suddenly a blond man shoots up in his chair, Clint, your mind supplies, “No way! You’re a legend here! The only one to survive …”

“As I was saying, she will be providing inside information on HYDRA facility that is known to have the last information on Project Rebirth and on the Winter Soldier”

The only other woman present, who you assume is Natasha Romanoff speaks up, “Why do we need her? James was a HYDRA asset for 70 years, why can’t we just use his knowledge?”

Fury locks his one eye on her, “Y/N has an intimate knowledge of this particular facility, and according to the files we have the Winter Soldier was never brought there.”

Steve is still staring at you, assessing you, “Why do you have such an intimate knowledge of this facility?”

You tense, but Nick steps in, talking quietly, “You don’t have to tell them”

“No, I do” You square your shoulders and look up, meeting Steve’s eyes, “One year ago, on my last SHIELD mission, I was sent to infiltrate and steal top secret HYDRA files. Unfortunately, my handler at the time was a HYDRA spy, and gave away my position. I was captured and tortured for three months before SHIELD was able to figure out what happened. By the time I was rescued, I had valuable information on the layout of the HYDRA base. The others that were captured with me … they didn’t make it. I tried to keep the scientist’s attentions on me, but sometimes the experiments they would run on me, would have a different effect on the others. So yes, Agent Barton, I am the only one to survive in Croatia, and no, that isn’t something that I’m proud of”

Everyone is quiet when you finish your explanation, Fury is the one to speak up, “I’ll leave you here, Y/N, to get to know your new team. Tony has already said that you can stay at his tower in order to get to know everyone”

You stiffen, “That is a very kind offer, Mr. Stark. However, I have my own apartment”

“You will be staying in Avengers Tower. I want you all to be running smoothly by the end of the week. You can’t do that if you stay in your apartment”

“Director …”

“No arguments. SHIELD is currently your employer, and this is part of your mission parameters.”

“Fine”

The Avengers look on, amused, and Tony has been surprisingly silent through the whole thing. You wonder if he actually offered you a place to stay, or if he was ordered to house you.

Once Fury leaves you turn back to face the Avengers, “I promise that you don’t have to let me stay at the tower. I really do have my own place. I don’t want to encroach on any of your space, and I know that having a stranger stay in your home is not fun”

Tony waves away your concern, “I have an entire floor for guests, so it’s fine. Anyway …” Suddenly he smirks, “so you’re the girl who has Capsicle all hot and bothered.”

“Tony!”

Steve’s protests are waved off, “I also know that this is the first time you’re seeing him in person. So did you know that the guy you met online is Captain America?”

You let out a chuckle, “I didn’t actually! That’s usually something that comes up on the first date, and we haven’t managed to have one of those yet”

Steve chuckles, “At least I don’t have to worry about you only dating me because I’m Captain America”

Bucky snorts, “Don’t get cocky, punk. You still haven’t actually sealed a date with the girl”

Steve snorts, “Jerk.” Then he turns to look at you, “Will you take a walk with me?”

“Oh no!” Sam shouts, “Don’t try and run away now!”

Steve flushes red, and you can’t help but wonder how far down that blush goes. Pulling your head out of the gutter, you tune back into the conversation. “Sam, I don’t want to put her on the spot! Y/N …”

“Will you go on a date with me?” You interrupt, “After the mission of course”

Steve stares at you in shock, “Y-Yeah. Yes, I’d love to go on a date with you”

You grin, “Good! Now that that’s settled maybe you guys can show me the tower? If I’m gonna be living there I need a tour, and to go get my stuff by tonight”

Everyone gets up, officially introduces themselves, and you all head out and make your way to the tower. Steve hesitantly takes your hand as you walk to the cars, and you smile up at him happily. As you watch the Avengers playfully shove each other and joke around, you have a feeling that you’re really gonna like working with this band of misfits.

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I just remembered a dream I had like three years ago where me and Billie Joe were sitting on a bench outside this barbecue place and suddenly my phone started lighting up and buzzing because Pennywise, the clown from It, was commenting mean and scary things on all my instagram posts and I started screaming and crying and freaking out and Billie Joe was like “bitch calm down… just block him omfg,,, look I’ll do it for you boop” and he blocked him for me and saved my life

todays science experiment: do tchallas eyes do the cat thing where his pupils get big when he sees a laser pointer dot???? only one way to find out
300 FOLLOWERS!!! :D

(I’m a little late I’m sorry!)

GUYS THIS IS INSANE ^-^

Thank you guys SO so much for 300 followers on here. It really does mean so much to me that y'all enjoy my blog enough to want to follow me. I never ever expected this blog to get as big as it is now. I honestly was just here to post occasional fan art and stuff for Jack in the beginning. I didn’t know that people interacted with each other on here, and was too shy to even attempt to make friends anyway. But I’ve obviously overcome that mindset, because now this blog has hundreds of followers, and I’ve made so many amazing friends on here. Again, thank you guys for being as amazing as you are and for following me. I can’t believe that I get to be part of such amazing communities :)

As a thank you, I put my art skills (ish) to use and made this (sorry for the weird coloring, I had bad lighting when I took the picture haha): 

I made it the color theme of my blog, as you can probably see. This is for you guys. I wanted to show my appreciation, and @nerdqueeniplier gave me the idea to do a painting of some sort. So here you go everyone! :D

I love each and everyone of you, even if we don’t talk or you’re not as active as some others. Just the fact that you clicked that follow button means the world to me, so thank you <3

And now…I’m gonna tag every. single. one. of. you! (takes deep breath) 

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