Try to Intimidate my disabled neighbor? I'll make sure you get dropped by your sponsors.
So this ended about four months ago, and still makes me happy whenever I think about it. This might be long sorry.
I’ve lived in this apartment complex about a year or so and it’s
pretty nice I suppose. My next door neighbor is an older lady who
happens to be disabled. While I don’t know the actual extent of her
disabilities, I know she needs help from time to time and If I’m around I
try to help. She’s really sweet and about once a week she’ll make me a
plate of something homemade to eat since I work nights and really don’t
cook. Her pork chops and fried cabbage are 🔥.
We both live upstairs and she uses a wheelchair but she can walk up
and down the stairs slowly, and if I’m around I’ll carry her wheelchair
down, but her daughter usually does it. Her daughter picks her up every
morning on her way to work and takes her to this community center
everyday so she can get out and socialize and such.
This is where this guy comes in, I like to call him Young Douche. YD
is your typical piece of shit in that he is super obnoxious in
everything. He drives a suped up Subaru that’s really loud and plays his
music so loud I can hear the bass from upstairs. Also he likes to park
in the one handicapped spot. Our apartments management is super shitty
and they don’t get involved with anything and refused to get involved
Now before he moved in my neighbors daughter used to park in the
handicapped spot to pick up her mom, but since this dickhead started
parking there she’s had to park in front of his car so she can get her
mom. I tried to be nice and left a note on his car but nothing really
changed but it was no big deal at first.
One morning I’m asleep and get woken up to this guy just holding down
his horn non stop. My neighbors daughter had parked in front of him and
he couldn’t get out. When I looked outside I could see him get out and
start harassing both my neighbor and her daughter.
I could hear him talking shit so I put some pants on and walk outside
and see dude all in the daughters face. She’s like 4'9 so he’s looking
down on her like he’s gonna punch her, then my neighbor tried to calm
him down and she put a hand on his elbow and he slapped her hand away
I saw that and ran downstairs but as soon as I opened the gate and he
saw me he backed off and got back in his car then started honking his
horn again. I waited there until they left, then he left, not before he
flipped me off while driving away.
So at that moment I knew I had to fuck with him. My other neighbor
knows him and told me about dude. Apparently he’s big in the custom
Subaru scene and he does shows and shit with his car all the time. He
has sponsors that sometimes give him parts and they use his car in their
ads I guess.
Anyway It took me awhile to come up with some good revenges so I’d
do simple stuff. I had expired milk in my fridge because I really don’t
drink milk often but I like cereal occasionally and just had some, so
I’d start putting a little bit all over his car when I got home. After
awhile you can smell rancid milk all over it. But that wasn’t enough.
I needed a real big Fuck You so my other friend found out he had this
big show coming up and dude had a photographer come and take pictures
of him with his car. The night before the show I go to AutoZone and get
the shittiest Decals and bumper stickers I can find and spent about an
hour and a half putting these all around his vehicle. When I was done it
looked horrible. I even did a swastika of Honda, Ford, Lamborghini and
Fiat decals on his hood. While nothing I put wouldn’t permanently damage
his vehicle, it would take hours to take it all off.
So about 6 am when I guess he was going to the show I hear screaming.
He’s yelling so loud that some other neighbors go outside and see
what’s up. When they see it’s him they laugh and go back inside.
He then called 911 and they show up but it’s not like there’s
anything they can do. Then the cop actually gives him a ticket for
parking in a handicap spot without tags then they left.
Apparently he had to make that show for his sponsors or else they
were gonna drop him, supposedly he was hard to work with and it was the
straw that broke the camels back.
Now even after all that, dude STILL kept parking in the handicapped
space. Eventually when I got home from work I’d just start throwing
trash on his hood. I once threw a chocolate shake at his windshield.
Seeing this car in the handicapped space every night really pissed me
off for some reason. Anyways he eventually moved out . Still hate that
Thank you guys SO so much for 300 followers on here. It really does mean so much to me that y'all enjoy my blog enough to want to follow me. I never ever expected this blog to get as big as it is now. I honestly was just here to post occasional fan art and stuff for Jack in the beginning. I didn’t know that people interacted with each other on here, and was too shy to even attempt to make friends anyway. But I’ve obviously overcome that mindset, because now this blog has hundreds of followers, and I’ve made so many amazing friends on here. Again, thank you guys for being as amazing as you are and for following me. I can’t believe that I get to be part of such amazing communities :)
As a thank you, I put my art skills (ish) to use and made this (sorry for the weird coloring, I had bad lighting when I took the picture haha):
I made it the color theme of my blog, as you can probably see. This is for you guys. I wanted to show my appreciation, and @nerdqueeniplier gave me the idea to do a painting of some sort. So here you go everyone! :D
I love each and everyone of you, even if we don’t talk or you’re not as active as some others. Just the fact that you clicked that follow button means the world to me, so thank you <3
And now…I’m gonna tag every. single. one. of. you! (takes deep breath)
gonna be tracking #lizzingtonweek cause that tag looks clear. make sure it’s within the first five tags or i won’t see it. feel free to make gifs, picspams, write fics, make videos, whatever my dudes. there will be absolutely no bashing of other ships or characters no matter how much you hate them. this is a celebration of lizzington, not a ‘shit on everything i hate’ week. any questions? hit me up
i’m sorry if this comes off rude or something but i just can’t stop laughing at that post that’s going around where its like pointing out how septiplier isn’t something that’s real and jack’s/mark’s real relationship should be respected (both points which i agree with)
but then there’s a panel where it’s like “would you want to see porn of you and your friend? no! - you’d be disgusted” and im just here like. my dude i would want nothing more than to see extreme nsfw porn of me and my best friend, that is EXACTLY why we’re best friends, like. we ship ourselves and always make inappropriate jokes about each other (even though we both are in serious relationships)
no disrespect to the person who made that post, i completely understand their point and it’s a good one, but i just think that the argument “you wouldn’t wanna see you and your best friend being shipped” isn’t a good one, ‘cause it definitely doesn’t apply to everyone :P
tryna make a comeback after so long! so, decided i’m gonna do a thing. LIKE/REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU’D BE TOTALLY COOL WITH HAVING YOUR MUSE INTERACT WITH ZANCROW FROM FAIRY TAIL. yup, he’s a villain! a bit of a kooky one, at that. i’m open to all other fandoms since i am more than likely familiar with them. so, to brief other rp fandoms of zancrow (who ain’t too familiar with this crazy boy). he’s a psychotic, violent dude with a very problematic complex– a god complex– and did i mention he kinda waddles like a penguin when he walks? anyway, going on– he’s arrogant as hell and a hothead. he’s a definite pyromaniac, doesn’t help he has fire magic seeing as he is a flame god slayer. has a very distinct laugh “uhihihihi~~!” so you bet your ass you’ll be seeing him laugh a lot. also, come on– look at that big ass wild hair of his.
but yes, again, LIKE/REBLOG IF YOU’RE COOL WITH HAVING MY MUSE INTERACT WITH YOURS SINCE THESE TEND TO WORK WAY BETTER THAN ACTUAL FANCY SHMANCY PROMOS.
could you show us what pieces you put for the CSSSA animation application? also, do you have any tips on how to get in? thank u
Assignments a,b, and c. Hopefully they’re in order, it’s been a while. The animation I submitted was a film about supermarket dreams.
Honestly, the dudes who look at your application pieces are really searching for what kind of artist you are, as an individual – how that reflects in your work and all that. I’m just guessin’ about here, but I really think technical capability isn’t scoured there. Your personality and your work has to tie together seamlessly.
Oh! Write your artist statement + other writing bit from the heart. Don’t sweat it mang.
I've been avoiding the new chapter of cam with the firm intention of reading it next week so I have two at the same time but now I'm slowly caving and I don't think I'm gonna make it help me please do you have any recs that I could read instead (from other authors tho bc I've read all of yours :p) (also preferably on ao3 but whatever is fine at this point)