not gonna tag all of these characters god damn

anonymous asked:

Would you fancast some of your favorite blogs as ACOTAR/ToG characters? :)

Yeeesssss!!!! Are you talking personality-wise or aesthetically?

Imma do both

Aesthetically:

@catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks​ is absolutely stunning and would 100% be a gorgeous and amazing and savage Manon Blackbeak

@paperbacktrash​ is also insanely beautiful and lovely and gorgeous and would be a fantastic Nesta Archeron

@highlady-casandra​ is so cute and absolutely adorable and lovely and would be a great Elain Archeron aesthetically but personality-wise I’d say Cas is very Aelin

@feysandsmut​ is also such a stunner and so so gorgeous and I would see as such an amazing Amren, except her hair isn’t entirely black but idc she just gives me strong Amren vibes

@rowan-buzzard-whitethorn​ is adorable and gorgeous and fantastic and I think she would be such a perfect Feyre Archeron with the freckles and that cute but fierce aesthetic

@aedicnS L A Y S oh my god the girl is stunning and looks like she could kill you with a look and gives me such Kaltain Rompier vibes and I love it 

@christina-dh​ is a fuckin babe and so beautiful and she’s definitely probably a combo of Lysandra and Morrigan personality-wise, but aesthetically I’d probably have to say she’s a cross between Lysandra and Hasar? 

@rowanismybae is so so cute and adorable and precious and I feel like she’d be such a cute Yrene Towers (without freckles)


Personality-wise I already did a couple, but here are a couple more :)

@propshophannah feels very Alis to me - she’s the mom of all of us kids and I love her dearly for it

@aelin-and-feyre is a very Feyre kind of girl, personality-wise imo, and I appreciate her so much for it

@greek-praetor is probably a solid mix of all three illyrians, although I feel like he’s probably the most Cassian out of the three? Or more Rhysand? Definitely more Cass or Rhys than Az though.

@stag-of-the-north is prooooobablyyyyy Nesryn? Yeah, I’d say she’s Nesryn Faliq personality-wise

@meabhdbutsexii is definitely the Suriel personality-wise lol, but like the fandom version of the Suriel, not the super scary book version


That’s about all I can think of off the top of my head she says as if she didn’t just spend like 1.5 hours working on this. And with that, I’m off to bed! So so sorry if I’ve forgotten anyone!! In my semi-defense it’s now 3 am lol. Gonna be doing tags tomorrow - or later today I guess? After I sleep lol

Breaking fucking news

So some stan “just so happened to stumble upon the anti tag” and came out with a brand new rant, fresh out of the god damn oven. I’m gonna break down what they said so if you didn’t read it yet, you don’t have to.

1) There’s hate for s?m everywhere apparently, calling her a racist and homophobe (I mean non racist and homophobic people don’t write their poc and lgbt characters like that and pretend like it’s all good in the hood but okay)

2) its her story and she can write whatever she wants (yeah, but then again I could write a story about killing poc and lgbt people or actively say racial slurs because it’s my story and I can do what I want with it. It’s called being a decent person and doing what’s right)

3) Nehemia didn’t die for Aelin, Sorcha didn’t die for Dorian, or the entire continent of Ellywe didn’t face genocide for some Teen AngstTM (but they did?????? Error 404: Crown of Midnight and Heir of Fire Not Found)

4) minority groups are minority groups with some random statistics (they ate their own shit on this one, basically saying how minority groups make up a small percentage of the world, yet with her sea of characters and straight pairings, not one lgbt character could be found because statistically it wouldn’t make sense? I have no idea, the whole point was a complete contradiction of itself)

5) no one is calling out jkr like they are with s?m even though she is a huge diversity advocate (ummmmmmmm?????? Yes people do????? She was criticised???? And she learned???? And now she is an advocate????? Unlike SOMEBODY who rarely listens to criticism and hasn’t muttered half of a word on poc or lgbt issues)

6) we can shit on her writing, but not her as a person, but if we’re decent, we won’t even do that. (Lol glad I’m a shitty heathen anyways or id be in some trouble) jk, we can’t shit on her writing. Prank’d, the cameras right there.

Conclusion: Sarah is the best, don’t say anything bad about her because she is the greatest fae smut writer ever and if you do, you should be bashed in the head with a fucking rock >:(

Anyways, that’s it. It’s a typical stan rant, don’t read it it’s not worth it.

Also btw, stans (if you stumbled back in somehow): it’s like a billion to one ratio in this fandom. A couple of people snarking on sj/M’s ships is not gonna end her career. There is a lack of diversity and we are talking about it because it needs to be talked about. I used to love to/g and newsflash: so did the other antis. We don’t care if you love her series, I’m not gonna lose a single second of sleep over it, but it’d be terrific if you could acknowledge her books’ flaws and also not stomp into our tags like you’re going to fucking war. We don’t do that to you. Now go back to your fae porn and stop with these dumbass rants. Also, if you’re gonna use statistics for anything, you should do a thing called citing where you got them from so it doesn’t look like you’re just taking numbers from your ass.

as dumb and rude and mean as this sounds i honestly hate people who inly ever draw skinny, white, blonde, neurotypical, cis and heterosexual/homosexual strilondes like dont? do that?? roxy is black coded and dirk has mental illnesses? dave has ptsd? honestly y'all just? have no creativity sometimes i get so mad. and even for dirk who has expressed that he doesnt like girls, you could go as far as polysexual because that includes many genders but not all of them.
someone fuckin tagged a drawing i did of latino dirk as brown striders.
BROWN STRIDERS.
FUCK. THAT.
he aint a ‘brown strider’ hes just a god damn strider. ya gonna tag a white dirk as ‘white striders’? nah, ur not, because youre a fucking racist shit.
alo dont fucking tag someones drawing of a trans character as transstuck that is so fucking rude unless they specifically put it in the transstuck tag.
i dont have a mic to drop because if i did, some white artist wouldve swooped in by now and gone ‘DIRK STRIDER IS A WHITE PERSON EVERY1 IN HOMESTUCK IS WHITE’ and everyone would cheer. nobody is even going to reblog this cause y'all act like such advocates for minorities but you have no non white headcanons it pisses me the fuck off.

Who You Should Fight: AoS Edition
  • Phil Coulson: you're probably gonna win tbh but like ?? why you gotta fight him???
  • Melinda May: HAHAHA good fucking luck motherfucker, hope you're not attached to your life
  • Bobbi Morse: she'll fuck you up but it's almost worth it just to watch
  • Leo Fitz: what the fuck?? w at the fvck ? why would you fight a fucking cinnamon roll ?? but like, you'll win for sure
  • Jemma Simmons: you're gonna win, that's for sure but Skye will beat your ass for it so
  • Skye: she literally makes earthquakes wtf don't fight her
  • Grant Ward: fight him jfc. Win or die trying. Just fucking kill Grant Ward