not gonna sell this

When I was poor last year

One time I was so desperate I said I was gonna sell my nudes

And somebody inquired how much I wanted for one and I said $200

Lmaoooo like I need the whole rest of my rent NOW nigga gimme everything you got

He didn’t respond of course

okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao

Here are my mini succulent magnets! 🌿🌺🌵 I had so much fun making these, each one is hand drawn so I hope people like them 😊 Which ones are your favourites? 🌱💕

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Dream Daddy sparkly button set! ✨ 

All 7 dateable dads + your daughter Amanda. Gonna be selling these at Fan Expo at table A37.
I know they look like they’re in a strip club or something LOL but the concept was that they’re supposed to look like they’re posing for pin-ups…get it…because they’re on buttons (except Amanda). I know there’s a lot of Ddadds merch out there already and a lot of them look cute but y'all know I’m about the SPICY. I tried to make Amanda look cute but I accidentally made her a bit spicy looking too OOPS… it kind of looks like she’s staring at them LOL?? We just sent them in today and TBH I have been working on these nonstop for the past 4ish days and have not been eating properly. The buttons have glitter on them so they’ll look extra SHINY. I’ll prob sell them for $3 each and 2 for $5. 

Edit: I might sell the extras after the con! Come back in Sept. on my blog to see updates thanks guys 

Huey: “McDuck Manor? As in Scrooge McDuck??”
Dewey: “The bajillionaire!?”
Louie: “You’re finally gonna sell us.”
Donald: “I’m not gonna sell- *sighs* He owes me.”



Mrs. Beakley: “Perhaps you should spend some time with your family?”

Mrs. Beakley: “You have avoided them for ten years!”
Scrooge: “Because family is nothing but trouble!”

Huey: “All we wanted was to hang out with you.”

Scrooge: “Well, now you have. And look at the mess it’s got me!”

Dewey: “I guess family is nothing but trouble. Right, Scrooge?”

Scrooge: “Everybody. Out.”



Donald: “I knew it! I knew I couldn’t trust you with the boys!”

[…]

Donald: “Crazy old man. All you care about is your next adventure. This is the Spear of Selene ALL over again!”

Scrooge: “I was NOT responsible for the Spear of Selene!”



Dewey: “… Mom??”





Donald: “… He owes me.”