not gonna lie i use this shit

mlg-kid-blog  asked:





… also legit fam this is a convo we had a few hours ago:
Raymond: I hated burpees when I played volleyball.
Me: Nah, those ain’t the kinda balls I play with.
Raymond: *turns around, walks off* You’re trash.

Jaws - Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky accidentally punches you in the face during a training session, which somehow leads to your first kiss and the promise of a date.

Warnings: Kissing.

Words: 1 328

A/N: Very boring drabble that is kinda similar to Lift in terms of the layout. Tell me what you think and please request!


Originally posted by you-didnt-see-that-cuming

She ducked under his punch, getting back up just as quickly and trying to elbow his chest. He grabbed hold of her joint and pushed her back. As she came rushing back in for a straight punch to his face, his metal hand flew right to her jaw.

She staggered back before falling to her knees. Her hair fell in front of her face and a few strands stuck to her glistening forehead, a long groan escaping her.

“Oh fuck, Y/N. I’m so sorry!” Bucky panicked, surprised as he thought she would have been able to see through his techniques as always and dodged his incoming attack.

He rushed to her side and knelt beside her, wrapping his arm around her back and using his free hand to remove the hair from her face. She whined in pain, trying to force a smile to not make him feel so bad but not being able to. “Okay, that one hurts… I’m not gonna lie.”

“Shit, I’m so sorry.” He carefully tilted her head to get better lightning on her jaw which was red, bruising and already swollen. “Fuck. That’s bad.”

“I don’t know if it’s anything serious, but I can taste blood?” She looked up at him. “Maybe that’s just normal. Also, my left ear is ringing, or it might be my entire head actually, I can’t tell the difference right now.”

Bucky kept repeatedly mumbling curses as he softly placed his bionic hand over the bruise. She winced in pain at first but the cooling of the metal was better than not having it there at all.

“Remind me to wear a hockey helmet for our next training session or something…” She began to push herself up from the floor. Bucky tried to help her by continuing to hold his arm around her back, which turned out to be very helpful.

“Woah!” He exclaimed as she almost fell forward, his grip of her tightening and keeping her on her feet. “You okay?”

“I just got punched in the face with a hand that’s literally made out of metal. Pardon me if I’m a little dizzy.” She chuckled, her voice strained from the pain radiating up her jaw and numbing the area around it. She turned to face Bucky, her hand carefully touching the swollen bump. “Does it look bad?”


“No.” He lied. “It looks alright.”

“Liar.” She could see straight through him, of course. She always could. “Oh man, and Tony’s birthday party is this weekend.”

“That’s five days away.” Bucky tried to remain hopeful.

She looked over at him, her eyes hooded and her eyebrows raised high, circulating the area where he had punched her. “By the sheer agony I’m in right now, I can tell this isn’t going to go away in five days.”

“I’m sorry…” He pleaded and she dropped her sarcastic attitude, feeling bad for the poor guy.

“I know you are. It’s okay. I’ve had worse. Remember when I got shot in the damn hand in Serbia? When I had to drive the car to the hospital with that hand, the gear lever nearly went through the bullet hole.”

He chuckled after seeing her smile at the brutal recall of a mission two years prior.

“Or when you went two weeks in pain because you thought your body was “healing slowly”, when in reality you had a completely broken arm?” He remembered and she nodded, quietly chuckling before suddenly closing her eyes, grabbing his hand. She pulled it towards her jaw and held it still over, leaning into it whilst still not looking.

Bucky watched in admiration as she dozed off for a few seconds in the comfort of his touch.

“Alright. I’m gonna call this a day. It’s getting late, I think. You must have punched my sense of time out of me.” She smiled and broke loose from him, heading for the gym door slowly.

“Maybe sleeping isn’t that good of an idea? You could have a concussion!” He warned, worried about her health truthfully.

“Don’t think so highly of yourself.” She joked, making it seem as if giving her a concussion had been something Bucky had strived for. He wanted to oblige and take her to Bruce, or anyone else that might be awake at two in the morning and have the skill to properly help her. “So goodnight, or good morning, or whatever.”

The door slammed shut behind her, leaving Bucky alone in the gym, feeling more guilty than ever.

He was sat at the kitchen table, eating the scrambled eggs which surprisingly enough, Vision had cooked. Steve sat across Bucky, Peter beside Steve, and Tony and Natasha on both short ends when Y/N came sulking down.

“Good morning- Jesus Christ.” Steve gasped as he got a look of her. “What happened to your face?”

The entire left side of her jaw was covered in a rich, purple bruise. As she smiled, she clearly did so more on the right side than the other. “Why don’t you ask Mr. I-Have-A-Metal-Arm?” She said, pointing to a Bucky.

“I’m so sorry.” Bucky repeated and she tried to smile wider but winced, letting it fall back.

“I know, Buck. Heard you the first, hundred, times.” She attempted to reassure him although it had little effect. “You better buy me something amazing to cover this up tho.”

“I don’t think anything can cover that up. That’s brutal.” Natasha said, her nose scrunching up in slight disgust at the vicious color of Y/N’s jaw.

“Thanks.” Y/N sighed, rolling her eyes, and taking a seat by the table. Vision left the stove and came to her aid with a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon. “And an honest thank you to you, Vis.”

“You want some ice for that?” Tony tried to help as Y/N grabbed the chilled glass of orange juice in front of her and held it against her jaw. She shook her head subtly and shut her tired eyes, propping her elbows on the table and leaning her head against her free hand.

“I’m good.” She said and pulled herself together, opening her eyes widely to wake up and taking a sip of the orange juice already by her mouth. “I’ll avoid training sessions with Bucky for awhile though.”

“I’m s-”

“Cut it. I’m alive, aren’t I? Still breathing. Heart’s still pumping.” She said and shoved a fork full of bacon in her mouth. The breakfast carried on, following up with an overly large glass of chocolate milk on Y/N’s part. They all chatted, bickering as usual, before everyone retreated to their own corner of the Tower  to continue their days separately.

As Y/N made it to her room, there were two knocks on the door. She didn’t have to guess who it was. She knew it was Bucky and she knew he would try to apologize once more.

She pulled the door open and barely had time to confirm it was him before a pair of soft lips crashed upon hers. She staggered backwards and Bucky broke loose, eyes blown wide. “Let me take you out to dinner, as an apology for punching you.”

“And you had to kiss me to ask me out!?” She questioned, out of breath. Bucky shrugged.“

“No, I just wanted to.” He said like it was the most normal thing in the world to walk around kissing.

“Well damn…” She closed the space again and savored another kiss, sighing in relief. She tried to not cause herself too much pain, letting him do most of the moving.


“Don’t you dare say that word one more time or I swear to god I’ll punch your jaw.” She threatened and he chuckled, lips hovering in front of hers.

“It wouldn’t leave as much as a scratch.” His lips curled around hers, tasting the sweetness lingering to them.

“You’re so cocky, you know that? It’s tiring.”

anonymous asked:

i'm not even gonna lie throughout that whole video i half expected them to start making out or some shit. it was probably all the innuendos

some of the looks they gave each other… listen…… they are in l*ve. and honestly? id be lying if i said i didnt pick up on some really heavy vibes throughout this entire video. as it progressed they continually broke more and more barriers not only between us but between each other as well. whether it was phil instinctively unzipping his pants right in front of dan and realizing his mistake to move out of the camera’s view but not dan’s view, or phil making a point to comment on dan’s curls and tell him how obsessed he is with them, or maybe even dan obsessing over the concept of tattooing phil’s penis, they displayed so much affection for each other and so much comfortability in each other’s presence. also dan? sarcastically telling phil that the aqua colors complimented his eyes and looking dead into the camera to mock us but also to mock himself? the equivalent of him basically saying “yes im obsessed with phil and i know you make fun of me for it, heres something classic dan would say” ?thenks dan for my life. but also thenks phil for my life when dan started going on about cole sprouse and phil told dan he wasn’t allowed to embrace cole. the point i’m trying to make is if you told me two years ago that in 2017 id be watching a video of dan and phil constantly making innuendos and offhanded sexual remarks/comments about each other, bitch i wouldve never believed you! its the little details that matter! the subtle things!

anonymous asked:

Yeah, but what's the point of shipping Levi with Hanji or anybody else, when Eruri is already like practically canon ??????

This is so lame, that’d be like me saying “oh you can’t ship Eruri, ‘cause Erwin is dead”, which frankly makes no sense whatsoever. And maybe you thought i’d react to this like “WTF FUCK YOU”, but i won’t. Instead i’ll just give you a lot of boring reasons why this was so lame. 

1)The only 100% canon ship in SnK is Yumikuri and we all know it. And that’s because the editor said it himself. The only ones who can say anything is canon is Isayama, the editor and, at some extent, the animators. PS: I’m talking about relationship with reciprocity, because okay Bert loved Annie, but we don’t know if it’s like that the other way around.. 

2)We can all have our reasons to believe a certain ship is closer to being canon. I have my reasons to believe Levihan makes sense, you have your reasons for Eruri and someone may have their own reasons for Ereri or Rivetra or whatever and… you know what? They are all freaking valid! But, at the end of the day, none of us can tell for sure. 

3)I respect Eruri and theirshippers a lot, specially the ones that do fan art because DAMN THEY’RE TALENTED. And yeah, there’s plenty of reasons to ship them. They have a beautiful and pure bond which honestly makes cry, whenever i see those amazing fanarts i get the feels. I personally think you don’t have to ship something romantically, to appreciate its value. Personally, i like Eruri without the romance, ‘cause for me friendship can be even more important than romantic love. I like the idea of Levi being devoted to him without anything romantic intended, because it makes it purer to my eyes. And if you think otherwise that’s totally fine.

4)I think shipping should be fun, sometimes we take it too seriously. Let’s remember the characters aren’t real, so if someone wanna ship Levi with goddamn Pixis is their own fucking decision. And more important than that, SnK isn’t about romance. I don’t want it to be like that! Subtle romance is more interesting in this kind of genre. For me, that Levi cares for Hanji is all the canon romance i need. I’m not gonna lie, if Isayama shows us someday that they’re a couple i’ll be so excited,  get all fangirl and shit, but i don’t need it to happen. I like SnK just the way it is, i don’t want it to become a shoujo or something lmfao

5)You know what i’ve discovered about shipping? You see, some people think LEVIHAN MAKES NO SENSE, THEY’RE TOO DIFFERENT… and i’ve noticed it has to do with personal experience and our own way of seeing the characters. Like the way i comprehend Levi is very different from the way that you or anyone does it. Example: Ereri shippers usually see Levi as this tough guy, in fics he’s always like rich and sorta into S&M lol and has this really dominant personality, for Eruri shippers Levi is this really in love devoted guy, generally the way they portray Levi is REALLY romantic, he’s usually mesmerized by Erwin. And both of those Levi aren’t the Levi i perceive. Like i’ve said before, for me he’s a regular dude, not particularly romantic nor particularly dominant, he’s just a guy. Same goes for Hanji, some people see her as a crazy scientist, i see her as an intelligent and strong commander with a big heart. That’s why we all ship different things and we all have different reasons. The reasons you an Eruri shipper can tell me for them being canon, maybe aren’t reasons from my point of view and this works the other way around. And i love the fact that we all perceive the characters differently because it enriches the fandom. For example, i REALLY like some Ereri fics, some of them are so much fun! And they always make Levi so hot which is highly appreciated. But they aren’t my OTP, i don’t connect with it. And it’s fine if someone doesn’t connect with Levihan, hell, it’s fine if they’re the NOTP. It’s all good, man. Stop caring so much about these kind of stuff and enjoy SnK, enjoy shipping, enjoy the feels, enjoy the plot, enjoy the writing, enjoy the art style, enjoy chatting with fans who have different ideas than you and just chill.

» the walking dead sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ We’ll win. But we need to wait for the right moment. ❞
  • ❝ It ain’t just about getting by here. It’s about getting it all. ❞
  • ❝ It’s because you got no guts. ❞
  • ❝ If you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us. But you can’t. ❞
  • ❝ I’d like to take it back to awkward silence now. ❞
  • ❝ Kid. I ain’t gonna lie. You scare the shit out of me. ❞
  • ❝ If you keep thinking everyone’s an enemy, then enemies are all you’re gonna find. ❞
  • ❝ Do soy sauce packets count as food? ❞
  • ❝ Nobody’s evil. They just decide to forget who they are. ❞
  • ❝ Some people are evil. I’ve seen it. That’s why I have to get back now. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not saving you anymore. ❞
  • ❝ I’m dealing in certainties, and I’m doing my part to give them what they want. ❞
  • ❝ I love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out. ❞
  • ❝ In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it. ❞
  • ❝ You’re lucky. Don’t forget. ❞
  • ❝ I get why you did it. Why you took it. You were thinking about someone else. That’s why I can’t. ❞
  • ❝ You should know, there is no door number four. This is it. This is the only way. ❞
  • ❝ People can try and you set you in the right direction, but they can’t show you the way. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t give a shit if you think you’ve found the secret to life. ❞
  • ❝ People want someone to follow. ❞
  • ❝ Drink from the well, replenish the well. ❞
  • ❝ Was the joke that bad? ❞
  • ❝ Suck my nuts. ❞
  • ❝ You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they’re all gonna be doing that. ❞
  • ❝ We got here together, and we’re still here. ❞
  • ❝ You’re a survivor. You always were. ❞
  • ❝ When they come for us, we’ll end it. The whole thing. ❞
  • ❝ There is no right; there’s just the wrong that doesn’t pull you down. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t take chances anymore. ❞
  • ❝ Dibs is dibs. ❞
  • ❝ You want to live, you take chances. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going like I should have. Don’t come after me, please. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not planning to die today. ❞
  • ❝ We have to come for them, before they come for us. ❞
  • ❝ Why are dingleberries brown? ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to have to fight. ❞
  • ❝ This is the next world. ❞
  • ❝ Your world’s about to get a whole lot bigger. ❞
  • ❝ I like you people. I trust you. Trust us. ❞
  • ❝ You need to know things aren’t as simple as they might seem. ❞
  • ❝ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❞
  • ❝ You still got family and you still got a home. ❞
  • ❝ It should be someone who loved her. Someone who’s family. ❞
  • ❝ I want to show you the new world. ❞
  • ❝ Someday this pain will be useful to you. ❞
  • ❝ The only thing that keeps you from being a monster is killing. ❞
  • ❝ You point a gun at me, and I’m the asshole? ❞
  • ❝ Things moved slow here, and then things just started moving fast, too fast. ❞
  • ❝ Things aren’t as simple as four words. ❞
  • ❝ The people around you dying, that’s the hard part. ❞
  • ❝ The world is trying to die. We’re supposed to just let it. ❞
Signs as Songs from American Teen by Khalid

Aries - American Teen

Maybe the end is near
But I’ve been waiting all year
To get the hell up out of here
And throw away my fears

Taurus - Another Sad Love Song

I’m not the best at showing my emotions
You cut me deep and you left me wide open
I fought the demons that lie in between us

Gemini - 8TEEN

I’ve never fell in love
I saved those feelings for you
So let’s do all the stupid shit that young kids do

Cancer - Saved

So I’ll keep your number saved
Cause I hope one day I’ll get the pride to call you
To tell you that no one else
Is gonna hold you down the way that I do

Leo - Keep Me

We were ridin’ down Dyer with my top down
Singin’ our favorite songs
But the funny thing is
Every time we did, you’d always get the words wrong
And I was your biggest fan

Virgo - Location

Initially, I didn’t wanna fall for you
Gather my attention it was all for you, so don’t
Take advantage, don’t leave my heart damaged
To understand that things go a little bit better when you plan it

Libra - Young Dumb & Broke

What’s fun about commitment?
When we have our life to live
Yeah, we’re just young dumb and broke
But we still got love to give

Scorpio - Coaster

Moving on seems harder to do
When the one that you love moves faster than you
I gave you my all, I showed the proof of your lies
And you weren’t worth it, you don’t deserve me

Sagittarius - Let’s Go

Leave your sorrow on the table
Pick up your worries and throw them out the window
You don’t gotta let your friends know
There’s so much trouble to get into

Capricorn - Shot Down

You’ve been here before, surrounded in the cold
You take me to places I’ve never known
And you push me to places I’ll never go
I would die for you

Aquarius - Angels

They’ll hold onto their secrets
And torn up memories
We float above horizons
And sail across the seas

Pisces - Hopeless

Now tell me was I ever something that you could regret
I know I wasn’t the one for you
But at least I tried my best

They pass the afternoon blunt.

“so… yeah..! okay, now that we’re a little high… i’ve got something fun for us. how about some corny pick up lines? for practice..? i’ll go. have you ever read Looking for Alaska? “Ya’ll smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.” i was thinking… well… i smoke to die too, but at least it’s dying while having a smoke with you. shit! not gonna lie, this is mad tripping me out.“

“let’s talk about your smile for a minute. the way you smile with such happiness? they can’t take that away from me… unless they take your eyes… or my smile.”

Laughter is being shared between the two with the half-gone blunt as an hourglass. They both decided that skipping class for one day during senior year is becoming pretty stoked.

“okay that’s pretty fucking good. how about this. if you already have a romeo, i’m fine with being your side romeo.”

She chokes while taking a long drag and coughs herself into character.

“oh. my. god. dead. hold up. baby, when i’m with you, within seconds i’m sweating. you are the most effective personal trainer.”

They’re trying real hard not to be too loud, someone might be around, but at this point, who fucking cares, right?

“we’re totally killing this shit, huh? look at us. i’m high. you’re high. talk about putting someone on a high pedestal.”

“oh lord.”

“… hey… i’m glad that you showed up today…”

“dude, like don’t fuck up the buzz. let’s just laugh.”

“yeah, i’m sorry… look, i’m just going to miss you a lot, okay? like a lot, a lot. no bullshit.”

“i’m going to miss you “a lot, a lot” too.“

The roach scatters as it hits the lawn. They always come here after lunch, but today’s a little different. School is almost over. Under the football stadium bleachers it was just nature and them. No one to tell them how to act, how to behave, who to like, what grades to make, no one to break their true identities, beneath those bleachers they could be The Joker and Harley Quinn and that’s the best part about today. They get to have the last laugh without Batman fucking shit up. As the sun leans over to eavesdrop onto them–

Their smiling, this is exactly how they’ll remember each other. Happy. Stoned af. Lit. Just living. Being. As something genuine.
—  The Ate & The Bunso

Not gonna lie “little cut scenes where Dan and Phil say lovey dovey stuff” is literally every DanAndPhilGAMES video but you know I think this’ll be pretty great.

I’m trying something a bit new, this is from my own perspective if this were to happen. 

Genre- Fluff

Word Count- 444 (shit it’s a demon)

Things changed. The cutscenes used to contain nothing but Dan and Phil talking about the game they had just played. Now, there’s a bit of game talk, but it’s more fanservice. Well, phanservice. The phandom has appropriately nicknamed these cutscenes “Edit That Out.”

There was a gaming video the day after they came out. The phandom was, of course, still in an absolute uproar. A few people actually had heart attacks and died. It was literal insanity. However, Dan and Phil did the one thing they knew would distract their fans: upload a video. 

However, this video was different. Everyone expected different, and they got it. The entirety of the time when they were playing the Sims, everything was normal. The phandom was actually starting to get a bit worried. It was pretty funny. But then came the cutscene. “So what do you think we’ll do next time, Phil?” 

“Well, Dan, we could send Dab over to the Pancakes’ for a playdate with Evan.”

“Phil, they’re too old for playdates. We just aged them up to teenagers.”

“Well, then maybe just a date?” The phandom went insane at that point. Their two top ships in this fandom just became canon. 

“Really, Phil?” 

“If we can be together, can’t they?” Phil pouted. 

Dan grinned at him, unable to resist that pouting. “Fine, you spork.” 

Phil beamed before tackling Dan in a soft kiss. Most of the phandom was too busy freaking out to notice as the kiss intensified and they were full-on making out on camera. After about ten seconds, Dan opened one eye to look at the camera, which he just seemed to realize was still on. His eye was smiling, although his mouth was a bit busy. He reached out and turned off the camera as Phil pushed him backwards so that his office chair reclined. The two giggled as the video and audio cut out. The phandom went nuts.

It was soon obvious that this change was permanent. In the next cutscene, they had played My Horse Prince and the blatant references to their own sex life were unavoidable. At this point, the phandom was closer to cringing than screeching. The next cutscene contained Phil managing to choke away another round of golf, and Dan telling him he loved him anyway. Easy for him to say that. He won the prize ring. (It may have also been an engagement ring…) 

So it’s basically all the things that they would have edited out a few weeks earlier. It’s pretty insane. You know, something tells me the phandom’s really going to enjoy this new era. As long as nobody else has actual heart attacks. 

82: Amsterdam

Drabble Request By @kclaire1​: hey! I love your “Choose a number and a sentence for a fic” and I already want one! hmmm let´s see… number 82 and the sentence “Kiss the frog, maybe he is a prince”

Word Count: 645

A/N: Had to do a Sam drabble since I know how much you love Sam!! Also, like, I love this song to death but I’ve never been able to figure out exactly what it’s about. I just know that I get this very distinctive feeling every time I hear it and I can never quite pinpoint exactly what it is… So trying to write that was interesting, to say the least :)

Version en Español: 82: Ámsterdam

Song 82: Amsterdam by Imagine Dragons

“How’d the third date go?” Sam asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

“I left two hours ago and I’m already back. How do you think it went?” As you wove your way through the bunker to your room, you could feel Sam following you.

“I thought you liked this guy. Thought there was that spark or whatever.”

You rolled your eyes and tossed your purse on your bed. Yanking open a drawer, you pulled out a tee-shirt and sweats. “Right. Well, I guess it was one way. And I’m a horrible judge of character because he turned out to be a total douche.”

Sam plopped himself down on your bed while you stripped out of your dress and pulled on your comfort clothes. “What happened?”

“What happened is that fate hates me.” After pulling your hair into a messy bun, you crawled onto the bed next to Sam and stared up at the ceiling. “And I think my mom ruined me with all of those fairy tales she used to tell me.”

“Not your prince?”

“Just a stinkin’ frog. He called me cold and closed off. Heartless and too logical. How is that even an insult? Logic is what keeps us alive every day on our hunts.”

Sam turned over onto his side and propped his head up in his hand. “Your mom is gonna call in the morning to ask about the date, you know.”

Groaning, you rolled over until you could bury your face in his chest. “Don’t remind me. I’m just gonna have to lie to her and tell her that it went fine but we had different ideas for our lives or some shit like that. I swear, I tend to lie to her more now than I ever have.”

“She just wants you to be happy.”

Your time will come, honey. Just wait for it. Go ahead and kiss the frog. Maybe he is a prince,” you mimicked your mother’s low, scratchy voice. “Well you know what? I’m sick of it! I’ve tried, but I keep coming up short! I’m sick of kissing all of those slimy frogs. And I’m sick of guys not being able to put in enough effort to get to know me. They meet me and get interested because they think I’m mysterious, but then they’re surprised when I really am a mystery and I don’t just let them in and tell them all of my secrets. Screw them. Maybe I’m just not meant to be in a relationship. Who cares about that anyway?”

“They don’t know what they’re missing out on.” Sam smiled warmly down at you. “’Cause once you get past the mystery and those walls you keep up, you’re pretty great.”

“Thanks, Sam.”

Your eyes caught and held his for a long moment. The air between you two seemed to stretch out as you thought through the past few years with the Winchesters. Around Sam, your walls always seemed to come crashing down. He’d stuck with you through your hard-to-get-to-know phase. And all of those guys who told you that you would be alone didn’t really know. They didn’t know that you were never alone. There was always someone waiting when you went home.

Go ahead and kiss the frog. Maybe he is a prince.

Your mother’s voice in your head was enough to push you forward a few inches until your lips were a fraction of a centimeter away from Sam’s. He drew in a short, surprised breath of air before tentatively closing the distance and pressing his lips to yours.

And suddenly, all of your mother’s fairy tales seemed to lose all color and pale to this moment. This kiss was what all of those fairy tale authors tried to capture with their words. The fireworks and sparks and magic that sparked from this kiss were so much better than anything you’d read.

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Jughead Jones x Fem!Reader- I’d drink it

This is part 2, the happy ending to my fic Serpents Bite

Second person used!

Warnings: Negative self image on the reader’s part, Cussing, arguing

Words: 1415


And you let him go. You wanted to go after him, you wanted to follow. But you let him go because that was what you thought was best. You had already caused enough damage to the boy you cared about. You watched him storm out the door of the bar, your heart in your throat and tears threatening to pool in your eyes. But you stood stock still, simply watching.

You wouldn’t be the death of him. You wouldn’t make him suffer any more of your poison. This was a hard enough bite.


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anonymous asked:

Hei, hei Ingrid! I was wondering what you thought of this season so far? I know there are a lot of people with a lot of strong opinions, but I would really like to know what YOU think :)

Hey! I love seeing Sana and I love seeing the girl squad again, I am way more positive than 90% of the “fans” (weird that they consider themselves fans when all they do is complain) however, I’m not gonna lie, I do find it to be a bit slow. A little bit boring.

They are really blowing up this hate account shit when there is no danger? Not to Isak, not to Sana, not Noora (even if they used her email) like, IT WAS MESSAGES. it was messages that Sara had actually sent. Was posting them ugly and vengeful and unnecessary? Hell yeah. But it’s not a crime and it’s just a little boring that there is so much attention on it. I’d like to see more Yousef, more of Islam, more of Sana.

And while I enjoy finding out about what happened at Bakka I feel like they’re just dragging it out….

I really enjoy following Sana though. I love how transparent she seems now, when she was so closed off before. I feel like I can tell exactly how she’s feeling by just one look at her (Iman IS AN ANAZING ACRESS). I love that we learn why she’s so cold and hard all the time, that we see clearer the struggles she’s facing. I love learning about her because she struggles with things I never will, and it’s important that us white non Muslim Norwegians know.

I love seeing how she deals with hate, with love, with faith, with insecurity.

I don’t find it boring that it’s a lot about the russebuss, I see a lot of people complain that it doesn’t matter because we’re not gonna see it. I don’t mind at all, BUT it’s too much talk about Even (can’t we just hear EVEN say what happened) and it’s too much focus on Vilnus and this hate account thing)

I’m way more interested in Jamilla, in Sanas parents, in Yousef, in Elias, in Sanas oldest mysterious brother, in what happened at Urra, if Sana passed the mid term, if she’s gonna change her makeup, where she buys her clothes… it goes a little bit slow right now, BUT I still love the season nonetheless.

Negan imagines - The Blame Part 7

Originally posted by justnegan

A/N: Well, Negan killed me in this episode. Of course I had to change some things due to my last chapter and I changed some parts (mainly the ending) of my last chapter so you might wanna go reread it before this. In the meantime enjoy…

Catch up here (Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5)(Part 6)

Overall Summary: You’re the one who accidentally led the Saviours to the group cause Negan has an interest in you. Rick’s daughter.

In this chapter: It’s Grimes family visit day, Carl spends time with Negan while you try to get things back in order at Alexandria but something pops up.

Pairing: Negan x reader, Father!Rick x Daughter!Reader

Word count: 4,100…Oops…

Warnings: Explicit language, Negan being Negan, mentions of sexual acts, sexual tension, Negan being an asshole

It wasn’t long until you returned to Alexandria. Carl, your Dad and the community was on your mind the entire ride home. Negan hadn’t even told you when his next drop in was. How long did you have?

You peered up at the gates and inhaled deeply. You felt your jeans vibrate as your Dad’s voice appeared.

“(Y/n)? Michonne?”

“Dad?” You pulled out your radio and answered.

Keep reading

Boruto ep. 7 recap

“Love and Potato Chips!”

•Boruto’s drawings. Masterpieces! You girls could never!
•"Who cares about those losers?“ LMAO! I’m here for this narrative that the girls do their own thing & won’t be bothered by the boys shenanigans
•ChoCho is so pretty!!! 🗣
•When ChoCho yoked that boy up against the vending machine >>>
•She also understands why he would be enamored by her but she’s like a macaron & he’s natto. In different leagues, okay? 😹
•In the middle of all this confusion, my guy Shikadai, decided it was a perfect time for a soda.
•Boruto wrapped himself around that stalker like a spider monkey lmao
•If y'all go back & watch the part where stalker dude was confessing to Class Rep, Shikadai’s face is everything!
•Then Boruto’s over there burning up! “He really did it! Then back to Shikadai, “He got rejected!” HALP ME! Djcgvahajsoofk! The play by play commentary of this boy’s dismay was unnecessary!
•Bitch! When that stalker ran off! Omg! Does no one in this series know how to run properly?! 😭
•ChoCho caught that chip that was smacked outta her hand cause what? Letting food go to waste is a sin!
•Okay, when that message on the chalkboard appeared, I was like, this some real dark shit! Whew! Scary! Real life shit.
•Sumire’s lil bodyguards >>>
•Denki got his shit rocked & I’m not gonna lie, i laughed. 😩
•I almost lost IT when that fool cut off some hair off Boruto’s sunshine head!!!
•I love how Mitsuki is just there to make sure that nothing happens to Boruto. Other than that, that’s none of this is his business.
•C'mon ChoCho! Deliver this word!!! Let him know the trials and tribulations of love and life! Potato chips are like us! Tell him his entire truth! Let him sit in that!
•My girl didn’t have to lift one finger to bring him down.
•I want ChoCho to be my life coach. I live. I stan.
•The parallels. Shikadai & Boruto are investigating this blue monster puppy & so are their daddies.
•I want Mitsuki to relay a message to Orochimaru for me, that he can catch these hands and to leave his old bitch schemes away from my nieces and nephews.

Thoughts on next episode:
•YAAAAASSSSS! Uzumaki family interactions!!!!

shit umby has said pt. 1
  • “ delete me “
  • “ wow that was a bad accusation “
  • “ use the fruit machine “
  • “ throw a dart and see who it lands on“
  • “ i need…. personal experience “
  • “ hey can you do me a flavor. “
  • “ i dragged him / her to hell  “
  • “ I think I’m fine “
  • “ whats an emotion “
  • “ i have a quick, dumb question “
  • “ im a fucking dumpster “
  • “ that’s a Lie “
  • “ im so tired help “
  • “ oh my god how am i even supposed to get myself known “
  • “ do i look like i hate myself “
  • “ i feel like im faking “
  • “ i just need really dumb shit to say “
  • “ I’m gonna end up cooking 5 strips of bacon and I’m not even upset “
  • “ i’m honestly gay for balls on belts “
  • “ and he hates chicken so he died hungry “
  • “ yeah man eat your chicken “
  • “ im in thE ZONE “
  • “ that involves……… a lot of things. like putting pants on. “
  • “ i need to watch the movies n shit “
  • “ wouldn’t it have been better to land like a pancake or something “
  • *tips hat and spits into a can* “ what the fuck did I just say “
  • “ like it obviously doesn’t kill a man bc I ate some a week or two ago or something “
  • “ what the fuck is a lightbulb ”
mbti types as “mbti types as” posts
  • ENFP: mbti types as different spellings of the word “Bro.”
  • INFP: mbti types as pictures of kittens
  • ENFJ: mbti types as smokin hawt celebrities at the beach
  • INFJ: mbti types as “mbti types as” posts (yes that’s right. If you thought this post couldn’t get any worse…..u were wrong)
  • ENTP: mbti types as unpopular opinions
  • INTP: mbti types as weird pictures of bill nye
  • ENTJ: mbti types as disappointed fathers in khakis 
  • INTJ: mbti types as sarcastic comebacks
  • ESFP: mbti types as elaborate hand gestures
  • ISFP: mbti types as boy bands
  • ESTP: mbti types as CAPITALIZED WORDS!!!1!!!1!
  • ISTP: mbti types as awesome roller coasters
  • ESFJ: mbti types as shit my friend just sent me
  • ISFJ: mbti types as awkward ways to ask someone to prom
  • ESTJ: mbti types as terrible get rich quick ideas 
  • ISTJ: mbti types as ridiculously outdated laws
i quit tumblr

you can probably tell by the fact this has been inactive for so long that i stopped using tumblr

the drama is just so intense on here that i can’t search my tag (on mobile even indirects come up) or go into my inbox without horrible shit, or people accusing me of lying about things. rest assured to cover all bases: i don’t lie about anything.

so basically i’m just gonna make a sub account for the wrestling gifs to send my friend lily and get out of here for good. if you wanna catch me, i’m on twitter most days :) glad you all enjoyed my shows last month!


anonymous asked:

what about about the time you ate three brownies in an hour

fucking horrible. right. like. so bad. i’d make a vid about this if i thought talking about weed on my channel was a good idea but it’s probably not so i’ll tell you what happened here

i think it was for bert’s birthday? had some pals over, made some brownies, all good. everyone had one. after like a half hour i’m like, eh, don’t feel anything. had another. after that, i was all giggly and shit and having fun but i was honestly just kinda hungry and the brownies were the only thing there. so i had a-fucking-NOTHER. three. three big ass brownies. and we didn’t even use all of the mix so they were potent. POTENT.

so i’m laughing my ass off, having fun, all good. suddenly i stop. feel a little queasy. wanna lie down but too scared to move. my heart suddenly becomes loud. like, can hear it in my ears loud. i can’t breathe. scared to death. i’m like “bert i think i’m gonna go lay upstairs for a bit”

the next hour of my life was by far the most torturous thing i had ever experienced. absolutely terrifying. my whole body felt like it was rapidly vibrating. i’d try to close my eyes and when i would open them…i can only describe it as like a billion little fish swimming into my brain all at once. everything was like slow and fast at the same time. my thoughts were stuck and i kept getting this weird shape in my head that wouldn’t go away and i kept THINKING about it and i was convinced it was a fucking demon or something. i felt claustrophobic in my own body. like literally trapped in my body. so horrifying.

so, yeah. be careful kids