not funny he said

Only You

Pairing: Dean x Reader
Words:  1019
Requested by Anonymous:  I have a request how about your Castiel little sister and dean falling in love with you and he can see your wings!



          You could feel him watching you more and more often. You knew what he was thinking without reading his mind. He projected so loudly toward you without even realizing what he was doing.

           You had been drawn to him from the beginning. Ever since your brother had introduced you. But you really had no idea what could come of it. Could anything actually come of it? Could this be something real?

           “You should talk to him,” Castiel said, looking at you seriously.

           “What?” you looked at your brother.

           “Talk to Dean,” he said, “You both have feelings for each other. It’s obvious. Just go talk to him.”

           You studied your brother for a second, “Are you serious? You would approve of Dean and I being together?”

           Castiel nodded, “Of course. He’s my best friend. I know he would treat you right. And you would treat him right as well.

           You smiled, “Thank you, Castiel.”

           “Why are you thanking me?” he asked.

           “Just because.” 

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Ohhh shit. Rian answered about the romance thing on twitter, someone asked him to clarify it and he said "I can't really help how people interpret it. What I said in the actual quote is pretty straightforward." I hate everything bye.

Yes, but his quote was that romance will not be a focal point in TLJ. The writer is the one who added specific ships and therefore additional context that Rian himself did not indicate.

Also, it’s kind of funny to me that he said his quote was straightforward but then tweeted that his comments about Han and Leia’s romance and the whole “unrequited” thing were two separate ideas (not at all straightforward and clear in the original text).

I think he either misspoke or had his words taken out of context and/or poorly framed by the writer. My reading discerns a simple, direct message of “romance is not at the forefront of TLJ,” and I’m thinking that was his intent. Poor journalism and fandom nerves caused the rest.

“Markiplier is bad because he defended pewdiepie!1!1!!”

Oh no the man who’s had to deal with cancer, friends suicides, family deaths, severe depression, and more shit than these kids on tumblr claim to have gone through defended a friend once.

The man who does everything in his power to help others and feels like he doesn’t deserve anything he’s gotten defended pewdiepie.

If you think that ONE act is enough to villainify Markpiler than you truly are just plain stupid.

“But pewdipie said-” I don’t care what he said, what he said wasn’t funny but he wasn’t serious either. Markiplier didn’t find it funny or agree with it he just felt like people needed to have more respect when dealing with these situations than going out of their way to harass and bully others. Mark defended his friend because his friend was recieving death threats and shit.

Mark already had to deal with his best friend commit suicide you think he’s really just gonna watch people fucking Bully and threaten others? He didn’t once justify what Pewdiepie said all he fucking did was say that harassing and showing such a low level of disrespect isn’t okay and wont help anything.

He’s right too. You think someone is going to change their views because you threatened to slice their throat open? Or because you screamed about how they’re scum from online?

No. No one fucking changes their opinion that way.

“It’s not about that we want them to be afraid-” Then you’re no fucking better than they are. You think forcing people to live in fucking fear is going to HELP ANYTHING? No, it leads to shit like the Nazi’s. All you idiots are doing is contributing to a rise of neo nazi idiots. None of their views are changing their views are just being reinforced.

“Oh so you expect us to be kind-” No I fucking don’t and don’t pull strawmen out of your ass. You KNOW what I’m saying isn’t be nice to people you just don’t want to fucking hear anything else because you idiots only think in black and white.

Argue, cuss, do all you like to prove people wrong but don’t fucking threaten them or intend to make people live in fucking fear. You idiots literally claimn to be against opression while using oppressive tactics to further your own stupid ideals. You have to change peoples opinions if you want the world to get better not force them into fear and let their ideals fester.

Hitler literally was able to get in power because he used that fear that the Germans felt against them. He was the “one brave man to stand up” and enforced ideals into a bunch of scared peoples minds. That’s going to happen again and again and again if all you do is force people with differing opinions to live in fear.

“But they’ll kill-” No they fucking wont. You just want to use that as a fucking excuse. You think that arguing with someone is gonna make them just up and shoot you in front of people? Or that they’re gonna somehow kill you from the other side of a computer screen?

If you’re so fucking scared to speak up then what change are you fighting for? History changes because people get over that fucking fear and make a change. Some people die for that change sure but at least they made a change.

I went off on a whole tangent here when the original purpose was just hating markiplier for saying “not even having the basic human level of respect isn’t good and wont make a change” than you really are stupid and the exact kind of people Mark doesn’t even care about. Not even Mr. Rogers would want you as a neighbor.

Peter Parker + “hiya could you please write one where the reader meets peter parker at a park (ha puns) and he asks the reader what’s she’s doing at a park in the middle of the night and they take a walk and he ends up kissing her? it can be angsty or fluffy i don’t mind. thank you x” (okay so I changed it a bit, but it’s still Peter Parker in the park and it’s angsty).

Peter wonders what’s worse, dying or living and feeling like you’re dying. He licks his lips as he watches you and your new boyfriend stroll through Central Park. He has his arm around you and your head is leaning against him and Peter wants to cry. He broke up with you because being with someone like this guy was safer, more stable, it was better for you. But as Peter watched you giggle at something this guy said in a funny voice he can’t help the regret and longing and anger he feels.

Peter can remember when this kid asked you out, it’d been at your locker and he and Ned were secretly spying on you like they’d done every day, only today your lab partner, the one he’d grumble about liking you whenever you brought up Chem (you’d always kiss him and tell him to shush and that it wouldn’t matter because you loved him), walked up to you with a nervous expression and heart stopping question, “Would you want to go on a date with me?”

You’d taken a few minutes to answer, keeping Peter in complete suspense as you pondered the question. Only to answer it with a heartbreaking “Sure.”

“Pete,” Ned tried, but it didn’t help, Peter’s fingers curled around his locker before slamming it shut and storming off to Trig, which he shared with you.

He knows that you moving on, dating other people, only ensures your safety but Goddamn he doesn’t care, not when he still loves you so much his heart aches at just the thought of you.

When your date tries to kiss you in Strawberry fields that Peter knows he has to do something. But what? He can’t swoop down and stop it from happening, that would be weird and suspicious. So instead he stays where he is and watches with a heavy heart, unable to tear his eyes away from the painful scene playing out in front of him.

It happens in almost slow motion, his lips touching yours, your arms locking themselves around his neck while his hands rested on your hips. When he pulls away from you a moment later you’re both smiling and Peter wants to punch something and cry and scream all at the same time.

But he can’t because it wouldn’t be right, he broke up with you, to keep you safe, he can’t just go to your apartment and grovel for forgiveness, a second chance because seeing you with your lab partner hurts worse then anything the Vulture or Doc Oct could do to him.

He can’t.

But when he hears you giggle at something he says he really wishes he could.

@v-writings // @dicckgrayson

Family Day was beautiful and warm. The streets were filled with ponies going about their business. Funny waved as cheerfully as he could when ponies said hello but he wasn’t feeling up to much else. His legs moved slower than usual and left little trails as he dragged his hooves. He hadn’t gotten much sleep last night and his eyes felt puffy and his throat too dry. Maybe he could say he got sick and not go? He sighed. That wouldn’t be a good example for his sister and he knew it.

It didn’t take long to make it to the school house. The building was just as he remembered it- bright red paint and white wood porch. Adults mingled outside on the lawn, chatting away to each other as they waited to be called in. He recognized Dr. Tooth, his dad’s dentist friend, talking to Gold Digger. There was Scaredy Cat’s mom standing a little ways away from the group fidgeting with her mane.

“Oh, Funny! How good to see you darlin’!” called Flemish Beauty as she extracted herself from some of the parents.

Behind her, Page Turner ducked his head and followed. He frowned but didn’t say anything as he caught up with her. Funny exchanged pleasantries and shook their hooves. It seemed like he wasn’t the only sibling that had to cover for their parents. Flemish chatted excitedly about her latest pear sales trip to Appleloosa. She had always been a bit of a chatterbox back in their school days and Funny found it almost calming to listen to her go on about some stallion she met there. His anxiety returned when she paused in her story to question him.

“But what are you doing here Funny? You never do presentations.”

Funny swallowed and looked to Page for help. He found none from the silent stallion and instead tried to will the front doors of the school to open. They didn’t.

“Well… Ma is busy and dad never can come, and sis…” he trailed off, rubbing at his foreleg.

Beauty frowned, looking him up and down. She clapped him on the back and put on a large smile.

“Well, it’s good to see you trying this sort of thing again! Don’t let those terrible experiences as a foal keep you down!”

Funny swallowed hard and nodded. He didn’t want to think about it, and thankfully Pencil Charm threw open the door a moment later to let them all in.

Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader:

Originally posted by amgc-96

there’s something about even’s little nod in this scene 

because even knows. he’s not oblivious, he notices the way isak reacts to his presence, to him. he’s been noticing him for weeks, weeks before they first met. he saw the way isak was when he came over to his place the previous week, he saw the look in his eyes, the light in his eyes, he saw the way he smiled and laughed, he noticed the changes in his voice. he probably memorized his facial expressions and the things he said last friday. kept replaying them in his mind every single day, in class, before going to bed, when he was with other people 

earlier in that episode, when he came to give isak his snapback, in a matter of seconds, he understood that isak hadn’t told his friends he had gone to his place, he understood that he didn’t want them to know. because he sees and understands. he remembered the cardamom on the cheese toasties five weeks later, how they were sitting on the floor of his room as they ate them, he remembered isak saying he had a drop of water in his throat, he remembered isak talking about parallel universes. because he pays such close attention to isak and the way he looks and moves and speaks and all the things he says

do you think that even, who saw this boy on the first day of school, who was probably looking forward to seeing him even when it was just at school, in public, in rooms and hallways with other students, would not notice how isak was acting? notice the way he’s been looking at him the moment he showed up at his place for the pregame? the way he starred at him when he kissed sonja and looked at him straight in the eyes? how tensed he was as he told him about sonja and how they’d been together for years? the intonation of his voice as he said his okay’s (been together since we were 15. okay. can’t dump her. okay). do you think that even who’s been desperately trying to spend time alone with this boy he was falling for would not notice the smile that spread all over isak’s face when he realized that even was messing with him, the smile he was trying to stop it, in vain? do you think he would not sense his attraction to him? the vulnerability?

of course even notices. and since he came to see isak in his kitchen, he’s only been kidding, pretending not to be serious. but with that little nod, he grows more serious. with that little nod, it’s like he’s saying i see you, i see it, i’ve seen you for a while. it’s reassuring. it’s okay. it’s understanding. i know, isak. i know. me too

Darth Vader, and infact before that, when he was Anakin too, has a distinct sense of humor. He is a master of the dry understatement. “Perhaps you feel you’re being treated unfairly?” “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” “Don’t choke on your aspirations.” “This is where the fun begins” “You will try.”

I wonder if this way of talking, of being formal and minimal in his language is how he was taught to talk as a slave. He was not expected to make big observations or give big opinions. He was expected to take his cruel childhood in his stride.

But then he moves to the temple and is in the company of children who are his age but were never slaves. During his introduction to the dorms the class is told that meals will be made available every eighth of a day and every fifth of a night. Anakin says outloud “How regular.” and all the other kids laugh. Anakin really was marveling at food being regular. All the other children seemed to think it was a joke.

Anakin understood very quickly that he was at risk of being “funny”. He said things the other kids wouldn’t say, and he’d say them in ways they wouldn’t either. He thought it better to be funny on purpose than to have funny assigned to him.

He wasn’t sure which of the things he was saying we’re jokes. He learnt to make a smirk, one his face wasn’t accustomed to; he wasn’t previously allowed to be perceived as arrogant. But the smirk made people think he was being comical. People seemed a lot less stiff around him when they were laughing.

He’s in the military now. His character is criticized as being unproffesional. He is called cocky. Some say he has a disturbed sense of humour. The clone troopers like him. They talk very much like he does. They understand how property is meant to talk.

The War is over. He no longer has a mouth to smirk with. Everyone is ridged. No one laughs. He talks to everyone the way he used to talk to Watto. They all look so small from this angle. They seem afraid that he’s mocking them. Threatening them? He doesn’t know how to make them think he’s joking. He doesn’t know if he’s joking.

It’s funny, isn’t it?” she said, smiling lightly. “I ignored him like he doesn’t exist. But, I am also craving for his attention. Damn, I am waiting to see him walking towards me and say hello. I wanted him to notice me. I wanted him to really look at me. To talk to me. I wanted to hear everything he’s going to say. I wanted him, more than anything else.” she realized, that no matter what she said, she’s always ending up with the same conclusion. As if she’s stuck in the same place all over again. As if she’s been hitting the same button, hoping it will change. With heavy sigh, she said, “Yet I just can’t. I just can’t be with him, when his heart already belongs to someone else.
—  ma.c.a // Wrong Arrow
2

IM SCREAMINGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is My Spirit Animal

“So when u need rest you need to control it yourself and tell someone like your manager and GET REST and if they don’t know I will personally Go there and SMACK EM MYSELF ”

Also lets not ignore “is great to be popular and busy yet but what’s more important is your health ” and Jackson liked 😊

Y'all, Hazel and Nico are not actually 70+ years old….