not friends tho

Canoodling

Hey guys I wrote a really, really silly, stupidly goofy MBAV oneshot so hERE YOU GO I GUESS
(It’s also on Archive under the user Shima2112.)

But yeah as I said this is really really dumb but it’s fluffy so I hope you like it anyway!


The sounds of distorted laughter filter through the crack of Ethan’s bedroom door, but it does nothing to disturb the current insanity that is The Tomb of the Damned, a bowl of popcorn and a certain best friend named Benny Weir.

“Zombie!” Benny cries out, jerking back violently in his chair. His jade eyes are wide with suspense as he narrowly misses being bitten—definitely easier said than done, seeing as it’s happened to him in real life before.

“If you hadn’t noticed, we’re sort of surrounded by them,” Ethan comments dryly, mashing the buttons on his controller.

Level nine is the one of the hardest in the whole game, and they still haven’t managed to conquer it yet. Even so, Ethan knows that his genius and Benny’s wicked skills will win them the round. Soon, hopefully.

This is how they usually spend their Friday nights, cooped up in Ethan’s room while Jane leads Sarah into another round of Dance Dance Revolution. Needless to say Sarah’s walked away with some pretty impressive hip hop skills and a pocketful of cash every week, so that’s a plus.

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we finally have a girl who does :”^) 

Secondhand smoke kills, but not as fast as firsthand hammer.