Shopping for our new campaign
DM: We have a lovely portable ram available should anyone want it?
Ex-Soldier: Like? Like a tiny sheep?
DM laughing his ass off: No you pleb, a battering ram
Cut to the entire party laughing and wheezing for several minutes.
— A party which contains a ranger wearing a plague doctor costume, and refusing to buy a quiver cause she already bought a large chest and decided she will store the arrows in there amongst her 100 packs of rations and 50m of silk rope, very much against the advice of the rest of the party and the DM.