not for plebs

you, a pleb: driving through the city at midnight, frantically evading killer robots, while Hans Zimmer-esque music plays in the distance

me, cool and good: riding a tandem bicycle with my best friend and smashing the fuckers with a bat while “clean, clean” blares forth from a cheap phone speaker

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You
Led Zeppelin
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

One of Led Zeppelin’s greatest songs is also an excellent rendition of The Plebs’ (Anne Bredon) original late 50s hit. The song was further covered by Joan Baez (in the early 60s) before Zeppelin added their touch to it.

Every time I see a “what language is this” tagged onto a Scottish centric post a small part of me dies. A larger, much more angrier part of myself hopes you stub yer fuckin toe fir a week ya glaikit pleb.

some elitist asshole: well if you plebs read the BOOK, you would know that Pennywise is ACTUALLY a giant spider haha not so attractive now huh?


Me: Joke’s on you, fucko, I have read the book and it changes NOTHING. Also, he’s not actually a giant spider, that’s just the closest thing the human mind can comprehend, which you would know if you cared about literature as anything other than a cheap excuse to kinkshame me and my dancing murder boyfriend.

anonymous asked:

The funny thing abt cowboy culture is not only was it diverse (a lot of native and Hispanic Cowboys) but it was also gay as fuck. Men would literally become Cowboys for the chance to get a gay lover. This white straight Playboy stereotype of Cowboys is utter shit and McCree is gay and not white

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early ideas for Tgr’ek from the SciFi/Jailbreak/Space-Pirates AU, AKA BUGgrek, AKA you better stock up on Raid and grab a really big shoe edit: she/her

I think it’s good to keep yelling about Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, because if we do, eventually we’re going to get in a situation that looks like this:

Leftists: Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism!

Conservatives: No! That’s bad! Too much change!

Enlightened Centrists: You silly plebs! The answer, of course, is somewhere in the middle. We should have Partially Automated Gay Earth Socialism.

And we will all be better off.