not fair

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i think the world might possibly not ever recover if louis tomlinson and ruby rose were ever to be in the same room at the same time and like actually meet. i mean i know I would implode

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djdkfkf happy 4th of July it's a very hot day in Texas and I'm realizing it would take a lot of acclimating to get used to Costa Rican weather, so imagine bae not yet being used to the heat and jumping at every chance to swim/cool off and Owens just *!!!!!!!!!* and flustered bc bae is a super cutie PLUS this is prime flirting enviroment woop woop

Can we just take a minute to imagine owen doing that dumb thing where you go “oh yes the pool is THAT WAY” *point and flex* 

Oh wait. We don’t have to. BECAUSE HERE IT FUCKING IS

Okokokok so we’re lucky enough to have that visual. If only we could see Owen with dinosaur pool toys that some of his coworkers bought as a joke.

Hold up…that’s right….WE CAN SEE HIM PLAYING WITH DINOSAUR POOL TOYS WITH OUR OWN EYES 

Ugh. I feel so spoiled being able to see those things actually play out…especially because I just had this cute headcanon where he kinda playfully kicks the dinos in bae’s direction and–

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS OH MY GOD OK WELL THERE IS DEFINITELY 100% NOT ANYTHING OF HIM SEDUCTIVELY GETTING OUT OF THE POOL TO IMPRESS BAE WITH HIS ROCKIN’ BOD WHICH IS A BUMMER BECAU–

THATS IT IM FIFTY SHADES OF DONE WITH EVERYTHING BYE