not everyone likes glitter

Imagine

sportacus taking robbie to a pride parade and robbie starts crying out of happiness because he finally feels comfortable and accepted

I don’t hate Emma Watson. Tumblr loves hating on her, but I think the following should be made clear

-She has done work outside of Harry Potter, in numerous productions as well as modelling for the likes of Burberry.

-She is under no obligation to be okay with Belle’s corset. None. Beauty & The Beast is a fairytale moreso than a period drama. The notion that a woman has to wear anything makes me wholly uncomfortable. Lots of actors refuse to wear things or do particular things. They are people first, not puppets

-It is not Emma Watson’s fault the way Hermione Granger was written in the films

-After her famous feminism speech for the United Nations, threats were made against her by people claiming to be in possession of ‘nudes’. Her ‘white feminism’ did not protect her there

You can whine and whinge about being a ‘fashion designer’ but that is no excuse for old fashioned misogyny against women. You’re not cool when you bash Emma, you’re not groundbreaking or edgy. You sound bitter and awfully unpleasant. I don’t care if you are a film student / fashion student, don’t be a hateful jerk.

witchlog  asked:

Something that's always bothered me about most FAHC gavin headcanons is how inaccurate they are when it comes to flair. Gavin doesn't always necessarily go for flair, and FAHC gavin definitely would not torture with liquid gold, that's a waste of money, or leave roses at hit sights, that's more effort than he'd ever put out. Gavin loves efficiency. Not to say that he's lazy and doesn't value elaborate schemes. He's the type to work all day to rig something to do work for him in a second.

I would tend to agree with this but i wouldn’t say inaccurate - picking and choosing where to change his character is what makes everyone’s versions of the same individuals different and interesting, so i quite like to see all the creative variations. If everyone went for the exact same interpretations it would get boring pretty quickly i think.  

But yes, personally i see fahc Gavin as someone who will go to incredible effort in terms of the image he portrays (in facades and knowledge, in manipulation, not physical appearance) but far less so in many other areas. He’s not lazy, not at all, just values efficiency to an alarming degree, and can be remarkably impatient when he doesn’t see the merit in doing something. Gavin’s really just not interested in faffing about if the effort is going to be greater than the reward. 

That said, his idea of a worthy reward for his labour doesn’t always align with other people’s expectations; It’s perfectly acceptable to devote a whole week to setting up an unnecessarily complex trap just to see what will happen to a body placed under that much stress, but half a day spent tracking down some no-name low level dealer is deemed a ridiculous waste. Gavin can be wildly impulsive, and loves a good excessively elaborate plan, he’s just not going to commit to some long term superfluous action with no real payoff, because honestly who has the time. 

Gavin headcannon

Here I have a Gavin idea/hc and no one specifically to talk to so I’m dumping it here
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Meg posted on her insta that she found something in the bath after Gavin used a bath bomb. GAVIN.
So hc FAHC Gavin loves bath bombs and fancy bath stuff and once a week ends up coating his bathroom …. and the living room and the kitchen (much to everyone’s dismay) in bio-degradable glitter from like lush bath bombs.

Noblegarden: Hawkstrider Eggs

  Intricately painted eggs arrived in an assortment of mailboxes, yet some had to be delivered personally.  Accompanying each individual egg was a letter:

 Greetings and happy Noblegarden from Mystic Grace!

  I have had a myriad of different well wishers and trouble-makers, even some merchants wanting to promote their own wares, showcase their artistic talent by painting these hollowed Hawkstrider eggs and provide items to help you celebrate. Unfortunately not every participant has been screened adequately, so Mystic Grace cannot be held responsible for any accidents that may happen. Inside each egg you’ll find a special surprise. 

  Go ahead, crack one open.

The eggs may contain one of the following (of your choosing): 

Itching Powder: Someone is seriously just a dick.

Stardust: Taken from one Constellar, side-effects when coming into contact with humanoids unknown. Released into the air various constellations and planets hover and follow, like a portable star map!

Glitter: Explodes and covers everyone in a 5 yd radius in golden flecks.

Chocolate: Crafted by a pesky mage who kept insisting on practicing his polymorph abilities. In observance of the holiday many of the treats are in the shapes of rabbits. But some other, more unfavorable, creatures were thrown into the mix.

Fireworks: Detonates on impact, hundreds of loud whirring and cracking pyrotechnics launched into the air. 

((No Hawkstriders were harmed in the making of this product.))

Dirty Little Secret

Dirty Little Secret

Genre: Smut

Member: Jimin x Reader

Originally posted by sugutie

Request: Can you please write a Namjoon smut about you and him making sweet love to each other even though your/his parents don’t like your relationship with each other? Thank you!
A/N: I’m sorry that I changed this to Jimin but I had too many Namjoon requests so I wanted to even it out, I hope you still enjoy though!


That’s all this was, that’s all you were, a dirty little secret, a secret that if anyone found out, you would be dead. But how could you give up something that made you feel more alive than anything that had happened in your past 18 years of living? You couldn’t give him up and you sure as hell wouldn’t either, for you were a dirty little secret, but so was he.

Jimin was nothing but exceptional in your eyes, he was the stars in the sky and the glitter in the dust, if only everyone saw Jimin like you saw him, life would be so much easier, but they didn’t, in fact they only felt hate for him. They told you that every word out of his mouth was lies, that he had you wrapped around his finger and he felt nothing for you. Throwing vulgar names at him behind his back because no one would dare say it to his face, but you never saw those qualities in Jimin, all you saw was his love for you.

You looked at the time on your phone screen, 4am. He should have been here 4 hours ago. You both should be wrapped up in each other but instead you were by yourself and feeling lonelier than ever.

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MBTI Types + “High School Musical: a bad lip reading” quotes

The video that inspired this shitpost.

ISFP: I like trashbags and I’m very soft.

ESFP: I’m cool. I’m like a cool bomb. A water bomb.

ISTP: Kickin’ your friend. [don’t kick ‘em!]

ESTP: My friends all congratulated me on my cool hallway stands while I waited outside the classroom.

ISFJ: I was going to take an old person to prison.

ESFJ: I’m about to drink from the popular cup.

ISTJ: This girl who reads with her fingers in the middle of a party!

ESTJ: You look like a human, but that is not what you are.

INTJ: [you should look behind you.] Well, I used to, but I’d see my friends and, uh… I don’t want to.

ENTJ: I can’t do it. Not when all these people are scared of me.

INTP: Lumpkinella may have been a machine, but that night she displayed one very human emotion: stage fright.

ENTP: My friends think I’m just normal… but I’m really the pretzel king. I’m quite a guy.

INFP: I don’t want to grow up like a dinosaur, cause everyone will try to scratch me.

ENFP: Oh, I like when they put glitter on these signs. I wanna do that!

INFJ: My ears are scared and the baby ostrich is cold.

ENFJ: Wanna see something real cool? Hand. I gave it to you so you could hold it!

So I was just watching one of Kim & Brianna’s panels and it suddenly hit me as to why them as a duo and Wayward Daughters as a concept is so utterly phenomenal:

Here we have two incredibly strong women (both as characters and actors) but strong in different ways.

Kim/Jody is someone you look at and go “She’s a fucking badass.” She has no time for gender norms, she has sick tattoos, you’d believe she could kill you with her pinky finger. Yet she is the kindest, most generous person and so in touch with her emotions and isn’t afraid to show them. How many times have we seen Kim cry during a panel? A lot, and always for the right reasons. Physically, she is lean and muscular with “boy-cut” hair and generally wears not-particularly-feminine jeans and shirts and always looks hot as hell.

Then we have Brianna/Donna. Someone who is the dictionary definition of sunshine and glitter. Her smile could melt Antarctica. She gets excited about something and bounces like Tigger while showering everyone around her in glitter and chocolate. But you know if she believes in something there’s no force on this earth that can stop her achieving whatever she wants. Physically, she is curvy with long blonde hair and looks the part of the sweet, small-town girl-next door, yet she completely owns her sexuality. I will never forget her bending over and wiggling her butt seductively at the camera in front of thousands of people. You go, Bri!!! :)

The most wonderful thing about this duo though, is the absolute equality between them. These are two very different women, but the bond they share and their love for the SPNFamily makes them two halves of a whole. There is absolutely no thought of “I’m the right kind of feminist because I’m…” they both go “You are you and I am me and that’s fantastic. Let’s change the world together!”

And to me THAT is the essence of what Wayward Daughters is. Accepting all women and saying “We are worth it. We’re going to stand up and make the world a better place, because we can.”

Edit: I added a little more into the Kim paragraph because it’s been bugging me ever since I made this post that I felt like I didn’t compliment the awesomeness that is Kim Rhodes enough. 

anonymous asked:

The "Let's make Void feel nice and happy" action! We already have 3 people: me, anon and you

I hope to make them and everyone feel happy~

*throws love everywhere like glitter*

3

i have no idea how they met but id like to imagine it went something like this

anonymous asked:

i kiiiinda want to make a page/list of everyone in the anon squad and like short "about" things -glitter anon 💙💜✨

Okay everybody, let’s do this. Send in the following: Anon name, pronouns, 3 things you enjoy, and why you chose your name/were given your name. If you do compile all of this I’ll reblog it/probably use it in an FAQ

Warning Do Not Press This Big Red Button(Part 1)
  • Gemini: Ooo its so shiney...
  • Sagittarius: COME ON GUYS LETS PRESS IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
  • Aries: Yea! Come on guys lets do this!
  • Scorpio: We shouldn't... something might explode... so HELL YEA!
  • Aquarius: We might attract aliens or something... LETS DO IT!
  • Pisces: *Looks at everyone* *Laughs* We might all die... *laughs again* so yayy!
  • Libra: *Looks at pisces* are you feelings alright...?!
  • Pisces: it was a joke god! but i really do want to see what happens
  • Capricorn: No you lot this is dangerous okay! as much as i want to know what happens -
  • Sagittarius: Some business man might appear out of no where and offer you that job you always wanted.
  • Capricorn: *looks like their thinking* Hmm not too-
  • Scorpio: Come on cap please! It might be a good thing for everyone and like money might-
  • Taurus: Or food. Food could happen to.
  • Scorpio: *evil stare at Taurus for interupting them* Yes and food.
  • Taurus: But moneys good too. I could do with a bit more money
  • Virgo: no no no guys! i read a book about this before and they ended up kidnapping the girl the boy loved and-
  • Aquarius: *looks startled* someone we love might get hurt..?
  • Aries: AWH LOOK AT VIRGO AND AQUARIUS SHOWING SO MUCH LOVE!
  • Scorpio: i told you they had feelings. *Laughs* *looks stright at them* sooo whos this person you guys love?
  • Leo: HOLD ON RIGHT THERE
  • Sagittarius: WE NEED TO PRESS THIS BUTTON STOP TALKING COME ON GUYS!
  • Virgo and Aquarius: *too quickly* agreed!
  • Leo: NO YOU FLITHY PEASENTS! I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE AND AM WEARING MY NEW JEANS SO DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT! DO ANYTHING THAT STUPID
  • Libra: OMG ME TO! NO WAY WE'RE PRESSING THAT BUTTON NU'AH
  • Gemini: *reaches for the button*
  • Cancer: *jumps onto Gemini out of no where* NO! WE ARE NOT! NOT! MEANT TO PRESS THAT BUTTON! IT SAYS "DO NOT PRESS" ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!
  • Aries: *pressed button*
  • Gemini: Yayyy!!!!
  • *Water squirts out everywhere. Then a syrup like substance falls on everyone. A few spinkles and glitter falls on top and sticks onto everyone*
  • Libra and Leo: *Completly pissed off* I. AM. SO. GOING. TO KILL YOU!
  • *Anyone want reactions in a part 2?*