As we’ve said for literally 25 straight installments of this feature, “Imagine if that were true!”
#3. No, People Aren’t Getting Divorced Over the Movie Frozen
The story spread faster than a “Let It Go” cover, as CBS, NY Post, Uproxx, and even the Guardian cashed in on the absurdity – all of which was originated by, and we quote, “one anonymous 31-year-old man” on a goddamn marriage advice forum. Even in the unlikely case that the “31-year-old” wasn’t a bored teenager making shit up just for kicks, who says he’s telling the truth? We’re no marriage experts, but we have seen What About Bob? enough times to know that thinking your wife left you because of a trivial difference is way more of a red flag than the trivial difference itself.