not even sorry for loving this show

anonymous asked:

For the ask thing~ Klance, #8 ♡

Here ya go! I’m not even sorry that it’s a mess. I’m a mess, so ofc it shows lmao.

Hope you like it either way! :D <3 


Klance // 8; being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterwards

He’s in love with Lance.

It’s a thought he never believed he would say at some point in his life but right now, he has never known anything more true. It’s new and foreign for Keith.

It’s not scary, per se, not really.

It’s overwhelming but in a good way. He remembers the first few times after he realized his back then ‘crush’, back when Lance would only look at him Keith would feel like when he trains or fight; chest tight, mouth dry and heart beating wildly inside him.

Then it changed. They changed and suddenly, the warm and foreign feeling inside Keith was a little scary.

But then Lance’s lips would be on his own, dancing a song Keith never knew could follow and yet he holds tight, following with ease Lance’s steps. Keith melts into it, letting himself be guided for once.

Just like this moment as Keith sighs against the kiss, sinking into his boyfriend’s hold and playing aimlessly with the few stray hairs in Lance’s nape.

It’s mindblowing but in a good way because he feels like when he first flew Red: shoulders lose, fingers twitching with adrenaline and chest warm.

It felt like home.

Keith wants more.

Lance pulls away then, slowly and careful, hand still cupping one of Keith’s cheeks while the other one never stops rubbing small soothing circles on his hip.

Keith breaths, eyes still closed as he gathers his surroundings once again and purses his lips when he feels the warmth of Lance’s chuckle on his face.

Keith opens his eyes slowly, breath hitching suddenly when his entire vision is blue. His heart skips a beat, the fondness and love dripping from Lance’s gaze making him want to drown in an ocean he has never even been to but now he aches to explore.

He can only stare, hands moving until they are cupping Lance’s face gently and he feels dizzy all of the sudden; feeling too much and yet not enough.

Keith wants to shower Lance with every single fiber he posses. He wants to kiss, love and protect him with everything that makes him Keith.

What he feels now  it’s a strong wild emotion, a different one from when he fights and rages.

“God, I love you.” He hears Lance whisper, as if it was a secret just for himself and yet here he is, telling Keith.

The feeling it’s not new or foreign anymore; instead, it’s familiar and exciting. It’s a new step into the unknown that Keith knows he doesn’t walk into it alone.

“I love you too.”

Because he has Lance, and with the way Lance holds him tight, looking at him like he’s rain itself falling from the sky back on Earth, Keith knows he got nothing to fear.

BTS Reaction to: Finding out their crush isn’t close to their family

Anon asked: "Can you do a BTS reaction to their crush (or best friend) finding out about them not being close to their family for years because they were being tortured/treated badly/etc and they have moved out for nearly a year to get away from them without telling the members? (Maybe even also a reaction to their crush’s/friend’s mom trying to apologize for how she treated them?) Sorry if this ask is long and specific. This is what I’m going through.“

Author’s note: I’m sorry you’re going through that. It’s a little confusing and I wasn’t really sure if you meant that BTS isn’t close to their family or their crush but I made it so their crush isn’t close to their family anymore. I hope that’s what you meant. Gifs aren’t mine. x 


Seokjin: 

Originally posted by parkjiminer

When Seokjin asked you why your parents hadn’t invited him for dinner yet he didn’t expect you to freak out. He expected you to tell him that they weren’t too sure about your relationship or something like bit. He didn’t expect that you had moved out nearly a year ago because you kept fighting with them. Seokjin asked you to sit down with him to get to know more about the situation. You also told him that your mom had tried to contact you but that you didn’t respond and Seokjin fully supported your decision. 

“Y/N, just know that you don’t have to respond to your mom if you don’t want to. She did wrong and if you don’t want to talk to her anymore that’s okay. I fully understand that. Just know that I’m here for you, okay baby?” 

You fought back the tears as you embraced him tightly. You couldn’t be more thankful for sure a supportive and amazing boyfriend like Seokjin. 

“Thank you, for understanding and such.” 

“Of course Jagiya. I’ll always support you.” 


Yoongi: 

Originally posted by dreamyoongi

Yoongi was very shocked when you told him why you weren’t talking to your family. He thought it was because you just weren’t that close to them naturally but when you explained everything that had happened he felt very bad. Because you didn’t have any stability at home he wanted to be the stability that you needed. Yoongi wanted to make sure you knew that he’d always be there if you needed him and that he wouldn’t leave you. 

“Y/N, I’m really sorry you had to go through all of that but please know that I won’t leave, okay? You’re safe with me and I love you. You’ll always have a safe place here with me.” 

You nodded at his words as you climbed on his lap, wrapping your arms around him as he held you tightly. Yoongi pulled your hair back to press a kiss against your cheek. 

“Thank you for being there for me Yoongi.” 

“Anytime Y/N. Anytime.” 


Hoseok: 

Originally posted by jjeonguk

Hoseok thought you were joking at first, but when he saw the look on your face he knew you were serious. Once you told him everything that had happened he just stared at you in shock. He simply couldn’t understand why your family treated you like that. You were such an amazing and beautiful girl. It just didn’t make sense to him. Just like Yoongi Hoseok would try to be your safe place. He wanted you to feel like you could tell him anything that was bothering you. When you told him that your mom had reached out to you because she wanted to apologize he’d be very supportive. 

“Just do what makes you feel comfortable Y/N. If you want to go to your mom and try to talk this out that’s okay. It’s also okay if you want to leave all of this behind and just move on with your life. No matter what you do know that I’ll be here.” 

You smiled softly at his words as you rested your head on his shoulder. 

“Thank you for being so supportive Hobi. I’ll let you know what I’ll do, okay?” 

“Okay Jagi, just take your time.”  


Namjoon: 

Originally posted by theseoks

It didn’t come as a surprise to him. He knew you weren’t close to your family but he never knew what the reason for that was. Namjoon thought that you just didn’t get along that well but he never expected it to be so serious. He completely understood why you had moved out and was very supportive of your decision. When you told him that your mom had tried to reach out to you but that you didn’t reply he completely understood. 

“Has she tried more than once?” 

You shook your head ‘no’ as you sat down on the kitchen table, slowly sipping your coffee as Namjoon sat down next to you. 

“Good. Don’t feel like you have to reply to her, okay? What she did was wrong and it’s up to you if you want to forgive her or not. Just do what makes you comfortable.” 

“I’m sorry for having such a complex family situation.” 

“Hey it’s okay baby don’t apologize for that. It’s okay.” 


Jimin: 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Jimin felt sad when you told him about your past. He’s always known a lot of love and couldn’t even imagine what you must have possibly gone through when you were younger and even now. It must have been hard to spend the holidays by yourself but luckily you had Jimin now. A guy who has a lot of love to give. So he made sure to shower you with as much love as possible. 

“You don’t need them Y/N. I’m sorry you had to go through that but you’ve me now, and I’ll show you just how much I love you every single day.” 

And he did. Jimin made more time for you just so you wouldn’t be alone and you really appreciated that. Finally you had found someone who truly loved you and you wouldn’t let go of him no matter what. 

“I love you Jagiya. Just know you’ll always have me.” 

“I love you too Jimin, I really do. Thank you for being so nice to me.” 

“Of course I’m nice to you. I’m your boyfriend after all silly.”  


Taehyung: 

Originally posted by butaer

He’d be confused when you told him. Why did your family do all of that to you? It just didn’t make sense. Once Taehyung saw how much it bothered you he’d try to cheer you up. He’d take you out on fun trips, play games with you. Anything to make you feel better. You really appreciated what he was doing and made sure to thank him for that. When you told him that your mom had tried to contact you his face fell and he turned into the protective boyfriend he was. 

“Y/N. I’m not gonna tell you what to do but that woman doesn’t deserve to have you in her life after everything she’s done to you. If you want to contact her that’s fine. I’ll be by your side no matter what you do.” 

“Thank you Tae. I’m just not sure yet.” 

“That’s okay you don’t have to decide just yet. You can take your time to see what you want to do. Just know that whatever you do is okay. As long as it makes you happy.” 

You pressed a kiss against his lips as you snuggled closer to him. Taehyung happily wrapped his arms around you as he nuzzled his nose in the crook of your neck. 


Jungkook: 

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

He wasn’t stupid and knew that your family situation wasn’t normal but he didn’t expect it to be this bad. Every family had their problems but this was very serious. He suddenly understood why you never talked about your family. Jungkook felt sorry that you had to go through such hardships and wanted to be there for your even more than before. You really appreciated that he was so sweet to you and made sure to thank him for that. 

“Thank you being there for me Jungkook.” 

“Of course I’m here for you baby. You deserve love especially after what you’ve been through.” 

You smiled at his words as you wrapped your arms around his neck, leaning in to press a kiss against his soft lips. Jungkook held you tightly as he pressed a kiss against your forehead. 

“I love you Y/N.” 

“I love you too Jungkook.” 

anonymous asked:

who is your fave character in GoT? i'm finishing season 3 now and i have so many mixed feelings for the characters ;_; (also i have never read the books and i know i have still 4 seasons to watch but i'm enjoying the show so much)

ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS ‘CAUSE IT GOES DOWNHILL REAL FAST IN A SEASON lmao but thank u so much for asking this i vibrate with excitement whenever someone wants to talk to me about this series. oh god i’m gonna try to rank my faves okay this is gonna be hard and i’m gonna give u way more information than u asked for

  1. GENDRY!!!!!!!!! (LITERALLY IDK WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT I DO I LOVE THAT BULL BOY)
  2. theon (i literally loved theon ever since his first shit eating grin…even when he was being a raging asshole ok i had faith in his character arc u know i love my shitty boys)
  3. jaime (UR GONNA BE LIKE WHAT BECAUSE JAIME SUCKS IN THE SHOW FROM LIKE S4 ONWARD BUT HE’S SO GOOD!!! SO GOOD IN THE BOOKS)
  4. bran (my fellow cripple punk, i identify with him and arya the most. he sucks so bad in the show now tho bran i’m so sorry for what they did to you)
  5. ygritte (i won’t say much because ur still in the thick of it with her but like…that’s my fucking baby okay come back when you’ve finished s4)
  6. arya (HONESTLY arya is tied with ygritte)
  7. brienne (love my tall ugly wife and i know i’m gonna cry over her and jaime in the future)
  8. the hound (can u tell i love my morally grey characters)

i’m sorry this was. so much but i cannot control myself when you ask me these things

Okay so I saw the Spongebob Musical

To all of y'all who try to berate this without seeing or listening to it

S T O P

Ikfekds okay but no I was shaken throughout the whole show and afterwards

SPOILER ALERT

So some highlights were

- every single one of the character’s introductions

- the heckin ensemble rocking the harmonies

- the entire stage shaking (omg rOUGH)

- perch perkin’s b a s s

- PLANKTON RAPPING LIKE NO TOMORROW (sNORT haha sorry) BUT SERIOUSLY! The show is so different from the soundtrack and lemme tell you,.,., plankton raps the same speed as Lafayette in guns and ships. Maybe even faster. sHOOK!!

- the PROPS OH MY GOD !! (THEY WERE SO CREATIVE WITH THE PROPS AND DESIGNS)

- Ethan slater can Ethan SLAY ME DJDJ

-PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PE

- everything about Super Sea Star Savior

- I love patchy help him please

- PEARL SINGING IN BIKINI BOTTOM BOOGIE AND ONE OF THE DUDES DOING A HANDSTAND ON TWO SKATEBOARDSNDKWD

- PROPS PROPS PROPS

- “MY L E G”

-sandy can step on me

- SQUIDWARD APPRECIATION

-balloons bubbles flashing lights and streamers being thrown everywhere

-the theme song

Oh my god I can go on forever but crikey that was the best day ever

It was so magical!!!

anonymous asked:

The funniest thing is that all these people were saying OMG YOURE NOT READY FOR THIS PERFORMANCE while bts just went there and danced their regular perfect DNA choreo, i love them and i love how unaware these people are

i love stanning legends, they dont even have to do much n they stand out,, i was like omg i watched this performance so many times bc of all the music shows they went on in korea during their comeback jfsldf

anonymous asked:

About Safe Harbor AU, How would Aizawa warm up to Izuku? Like maybe Izuku fanboying over a hero/ine showing his brains? Or Izuku being the sweet and caring boy he is showing concern for Aizawa? Maybe even Aizawa realises Izuku is pretty mature for his age? Sorry I spammed you with questions. I'm too curious

Oh no worries. <3 I love when people ask me about my AUs 8D and oh oh oh! I do know this one lol.

Safe Harbor AU (Part 3)

  • Izuku, Aizawa finds, is a lovely, but lonely boy. He’s shy, skirting around any attention Aizawa shows him, a mixture of hero worship and insecurity.
  • Aizawa has a bookcase with a small collection of books. He has caught Izuku looking at it for weeks not, but never making the move to pull one off the shelf, despite Aizawa giving his okay.
  • “I suggest starting with this one,” Aizawa said, handing Izuku a worn book on a rainy afternoon. His collection wasn’t very big, but his books are well loved.
  • Izuku gently takes the book with awe and nods.
  • Not even two days later, Izuku came back with wide eyes and sparkling and a thousand theories and questions the story. He animatedly explains his favorite scenes and characters.
  • Aizawa smiles at it. It’s cute to see Izuku so excited. This was the longest conversation they’ve had since moving in.

asktheitalianempire  asked:

THAT Roma/Romano post kills me inside. I love how he is the one that's really like his grandpa and how even if he doesn't realizes it he's been showered by Roma with gifts all around the place, Veneziano's 'room' has half of the beauty Romano's regions have to offer in terms of history and I keep convincing myself the two were just so bad at showing each other love but they actually cared so much- aaah, sorry but I fangirl over family relationships so badly and I loved that post so much!

// let’s cry and eat chocolate together XD

Thanks for tagging me @faryalreads . Sorry this is so late :)


1. What are your dreams?

I love writing, talking and filming so I’d love to have my own blog and YouTube channel someday.


2. What are you studying?

I’m in 12th grade and in the STEM strand. We have SoCuPol (Society, Culture and Politics), Desktop Publishing, Philosophy, Contemporary Arts, Physics and Pananaliksik (which is Filipino for Research).

(Tbh I don’t really understand this question 😅 I’m still half asleep so sorry if my answer is wrong)


3. Are you halfway to your goals?

Not even close lol


4. What are your hobbies?

Reading and writing fan fiction, watching superhero and crime procedural tv shows, listening to music, and did I say reading and writing fan fiction? 😝


5. What are your best qualities?

What my friends call chillness. I’d have a crap ton of work and exams but I’d be calm with random bouts of hyper happy. The panic comes later.


6. Where are you from?

The Pearl of the Orient: The Philippines! 🇵🇭


7. Who are your favorite artists?

Demi Lovato. Halsey. Dua Lipa. Echosmith. Paramore.

anonymous asked:

Even tho Selena acts like she has changed in front of Justin, i don't think she'll be able to act like that for a long time, "what's bred in the bone will come out in the flesh" right ?

True, her true colors will show again but the problem isn’t Selena being messed up it’s Justin’s weird obsession for her. The reason why she has this much power is because he gives it to her with his love and attention. In 2013 he’d literally be like “I’m sorry about Selena” like he knows she’s crazy.

anonymous asked:

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE NORTH SIDE DRUGGIES WEREN’T AT ALL PUNISHED?! REGGIE (while I love him) SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AT LEAST! AND I HAVE SO MANY MORE ISSUES WITH THEIR PRIVILEGE BUT I WONT GO THERE. AND could you give an update on what happened since I no longer watch the show?

Sorry I’m probably answering this all late bc Tumblr mobile sucks even more now.

Well the kids had a party and Nick St Clair asked Reggie to bring the drugs they were gonna take. They all took it except for Betty. Archie did a crappy red circle vandalism in the Southside and threatened Sweet Pea with a gun. They had a street fight afterwards and Dilton stabbed himself to get more heat on the Southside.

They got caught for taking the drugs, but only received community service. It’s like no one cared how Reggie got into that line of work. Even though Alice has seen him dealing to Moose & Midge. Mayor McCoy proceeds to arrests all of the Southside Serpents in high school. When we all know it’s The Ghoulies who handle the hard drugs and go to the same fucking high school!

Then Jughead proceeded to have an illegal car race from which Archie called the cops and got The Ghoulies guy arrested but probably not for long. Also let’s not forget that Betty is withholding evidence from the Sheriff and while that is somewhat understandable bc the show is written by teenagers (lol) it’s still a felony to withhold evidence from an ongoing investigation or any investigation because it’s an obstruction of justice, but hey this is Riverdale we’re talking about.

Oh and the asshole Nick proceeded to drug Cheryl and almost rape her and her fuckiing Mom paid to keep everything quiet. But then Veronica came forward to her dad that he tried to come at her too and their family seemed to magically get into a car accident.

And that’s what you missed on GLEE Riverdale.


Southside Serpent,
P.J
🙈🤓👩🏽‍💻🤗😍😘😎🐍💚🖤✌🏽❣️

anonymous asked:

You should write the viktor as the hot dad as a fic or something if you ever have the time, 20/10 would read :) No pressure though, you don't have to if you don't want to!

re: this

i was gonna be like ‘sorry anon im drowning in zines, it’s probably already been done a thousand times, i don’t even like kids’ etc etc 

but then i started thinking abt it. it’s 1. an outside pov which i am a big ol’ sucker for, but have yet to write (which, what),  and 2. it’s a chance for viktor to potentially show off his sweet chubby husband to all the tittering school moms, which he would 100% jump at (as would i, given that my love for katsuki yuuri burns with the fire of a thousand suns). 

so basically, i have to write this now ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒ 

but it’ll have to wait til my deadlines aren’t strangling me lol

THANKS ANON!!!

anonymous asked:

As a lesbian it makes me really uncomfortable and honestly sick when people say soleil is bi, considering it just feels like the people who tried to say soleil was straight just to justify that horrible horrible support in the original japanese. Maybe I'm erasing bi girls but in the us translation she only shows romantic love to mcorrin (forced to have it )and Forrest! (Presents femininely). Lmao "bi erasure" cant u just play dragon age or skyrim and leave soleil alone

But like. Regardless of how you feel about that support, she shows interest in men? Very obvious romantic interest? And even in the localization (which frankly I’m still angry at how they handled bisexuality), she acknowledges that Forrest is a man and admires male Corrin’s abs. I’m sorry you hate bisexuals so much, but that’s not a valid reason to erase her.

So to recap, Adrien “Just a Friend” Agreste;

- Thinks Marinette is a really talented artist 
- Thinks Marinette is a really talented designer
- Thinks Marinette is a great gamer
- Thinks Marinette is a great dancer
- Thinks Marinette is a great baker
- Thinks Marinette is awesome and wishes he could be just as awesome
- Supported her through his father’s design competition
- Supported her when she ran for student council
- Supported and gave his spot in the gaming competition to her
- Didn’t deny when shown a picture of Marinette and asked “She’s cute, right?”
- Fumbled when asked if Marinette was cute
- Calls her “Princess” and “Little Lady”
- Cares what she thinks about Chat Noir
- Admired her for standing up to Chloe and her antics
- Admired her for defending Mylène 
- Admired her for trying hard to include Juleka in their class photo
- Was down with kissing her for a scene that just had to be in a low-budget, high school film project.
- Was annoyed when said kiss was cock-blocked by Chloé. 
- Because you know…art
- Nervously asked for her autograph on a poster of his favorite singer
- Took time to literally spend a day with her and her great uncle
- Because, after they quickly found out Wang Cheng spoke French, she totally still needed a translator?? Right? ……Art???
- Stood up to Chloé when she insulted Marinette and her uncle
- Stood up to Chloé when she accused Marinette of pulling the fire alarm
- Took time to spend a day with her at her house…because video games…yeah
- Was super nervous and blushy during that entire exchange
- Was super touched/happy she gave him her good luck bracelet
- Hangs out with her in the park afterwards because…video games?? art??
- Immediately worries about her safety when the akuma arrives
- Actively tries to find and bring her to safety during an akuma attack
- Like twice…the first person he went to defend was her
- Asked her to dance with him
- Literally dragged her onto the dance floor
- Was super happy about it
- Basically cuddled with her on the dance floor because…friendship…art??…she smells nice??…I love holding my friends close to my body and never wanting to let go of them?? 
- Puts time and effort planning her surprise party
- Gives her the most thoughtful gift he could think of, even though he had the resources to get her anything 
- Puts time and effort making a gift for Marinette Dupain-Cheng, hoping she’ll like it
- Because we really need matching bracelets…to show…our very platonic friendship…yeah sorry Nino and Chloé y’all don’t get one…because it’s exclusively a me and her thing…friendship???

brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

“That Was All You”: A Black Paladin Lance Meta

Alternatively Titled: Local Girl Digs Heels In So Hard She’s Laying on the Ground. “This Is My Home Now,” She Says.

Listen. Listen. No, I don’t know when to quit. Yes, I have a midterm tomorrow and am procrastinating. Shut up.

Now, since this is going to be long as hell (because I really don’t know when to quit), here’s a quick summary of my argument: 1. we’re building up to a leadership arc with Lance, 2. the pilot of the Black Lion depends not just on Black but on the team, and 3. Keith and Red still have a connection.

Blah blah blah, general disclaimer, I am probably could be wrong, lesgo:

Season 4 episode 6 sees the introduction of a new galra super weapon – a planet rigged to explode and take the whole solar system out with it. Right after destroying the galra stronghold on said planet, the team is suddenly surrounded by giant spire things and have no idea what they are.

And it’s Lance that makes the right call. He’s the one that not only says “hey let’s leave,” but also “and here’s how we’re going to do it.” He looks at this situation, sees a need to distance them from it immediately, and knows exactly who to delegate the task to. 

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Jimin was not able to dance or do any harsh movement during Macao wings concert due to several cramps in his neck and shoulders. He kept saying “sorry” because he thought he lacked so much for this concert even if every fancam shows just how much extra effort he put on his singing because he couldn’t move freely. He also promised to be in a good condition next time they come to Macao. It must be so hard for him who loves dancing and performing to be in this kind of situation. Let’s just hope this precious Mochi will not be too hard on himself and realize that for us and many his health comes first.

[translations] 2017.07.06 NCT 127 First Anniversary Event fan accounts - Rolling Paper

Taeil -> Johnny
Chicago monster bro. I love your physiques, are you perhaps a model? Thank you for always looking out for the rest of the members by taking on the role of the middle man. [chewchew_do]

Taeil -> Taeyong
Your features are so beautiful. Your eyes nose lips, no, I love everything about you [cheetahparrot]

Taeil -> Yuta
Yukkuri ….. ????? (fan accounts say that yuta was laughing so hard that he couldn’t read it)

Taeil -> Doyoung
How are you? Cutie. Every time I see your shoulders I think you are so handsome. I’m fine thank you bro [dukduk0614]

Taeil -> Jaehyun
Jaehyun I like your burning passion, in the future please burn that bright and pass the passion on to the remaining members as well [chin9deura]

Taeil -> Winwin
Ni Hao, Dong Si Cheng. I heard you play games really badly, practice more. Anyway you are so cute. I think you have gotten used to living in Korea, and gotten close with the members. Dong Si Cheng, Wo Ai Ni [nct_victory]

Taeil -> Mark
Cute. You are so cute. I can always feel a lot of things when I’m with you. Thank you bro [markleezzang]

Taeil -> Haechan
Our Lee Haechan who usually joke a lot but lately you became quiet. However now I like how you are joking around again. We nag at you is because we like you. I’m thankful that you are doing the role of the maknae well, and became the mood-maker too. Bye bye I love you [xzzanx]

Johnny -> Taeil
I am an only child in the family. But because hyung was by my side I was able to feel how is it like to have an older brother. I feel really happy and secured with hyung by my side. I am always thankful for that. Even though hyung don’t express it, but I know you like me a lot. I love you hyung. [chin9deura]

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Neo Yokio Quote Starters

Change pronouns accordingly

  • “What up city be-OTCH? Haven’t seen you in a long time.”
  • “What are you doing after school? Come to my apartment and we can get high and have a fashion show.” 
  • “I CAN SEE YOU BITCH, YOU’RE WEARIN A BLACK TUXEDO AGAINST A MIDNIGHT SKY”
  • “I love being in public when my hair’s…WET. I feel like a gucci model.”
  • “You know what? you don’t deserve this big toblerone.” 
  • “I gotta go. Snacks are ready.”
  • “Her withdraw from society fills me with unease.”
  • “My world has become cold iron”
  • “I’m done searching for meaning in the aesthetic cycles of commodities.” 
  • “Couldn’t even find the body. He’s probably being dragged around the Atlantic in a tuna net, like a dolphin!”
  • Water. Ain’t. Weak. Yo”
  • “Sorry to disappoint you sales clerk. But the universe is dictated by forces far greater than field hockey.” 
  • “I don’t know what it is about a well decorated apartment. But it makes me wanna smoke.”
  • “Today’s special is squid ink fettuccine”
  • “Well, that IS the most melancholy pasta.”
  • “Dude that was creepy as fuck son.”
  • “Oh that is BULLSHIT. I’ve been waiting to get the house for YEARS. I’m gonna pimp it out it’s gonna be sooo flyyy”
  • “Hahah- My Style- is NOT conservative.” 
  • “Girl you are wearing khaki’s RIGHT now.”
  • “I could look for CLUES in his apartment.”
  • “The ONLY worthwhile thing about you… Is your taste in luxury chocolate.”
  • “I had a dream a toblerone was in trouble….and that toblerone was YOU”
  • “Do you have a PROBLEM with those swim trunks?”
  • “A run in with my ex and my uncles funeral on the same DAY? Good lord I need a drink.” 
  • “Fuck that and FUCK my dad.” 
  • “You think you’re so much better than me because you fight demons??”
  • “I LOVE water, without water there’d be no nautical fashion.” 
  • “YEAH. That’s your problem, you don’t know how to treat ANYONE well.”
  • “Well that’s enough vaping for me. I’ll see you around.” 
  • “Communism forever!”