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blueberries-and-me  asked:

hi! this is going to be kind of long, so sorry for spamming your inbox :). basically, i’ve read blackbird about a month ago, and i’ve been wanting to send you a thank you about it for a long time but never got to it bc i’m a terrible procrastinator… so sorry i’m only sending it rn. ok so: first of all, holy shit this is the best fanfic i’ve ever read, even outside the yoi fandom. everything is just top notch: the writing, the characterization, the pacing… [pt 1]

it reads like a professional novel, not a fanfiction (not that fanfiction can’t be amazing, but it’s usually lacking some quality i can’t quite describe but i found very present in that fic). so first of all kudos on that. i especially loved the very original characterization, where you played on a few tropes that are popular in the fandom and kept the characters true to the original show, and internally consistent, and the humour, which was just about perfect and exactly my style. [pt 2]

and then there is the historical part, which, thank you, just thank you. it is very obvious that you did a lot of research and are very well versed in ww2 and cold war history regardless, and just, thank you so much for that. most of the fanfiction (and, let’s be real, not only fanfiction) that touches ww2 and the holocaust does it in a pretty terrible and uninformed manner (especially when done by americans) [pt 3]

and as a jewish person who’s really interested in ww2 and the holocaust, this deeply annoys me. blackbird on the other hand, was done amazingly! i’m especially happy that a) you actually mentioned that the holocaust existed, which is pretty uncommon in works that are not specifically about it b) you didn’t fall into the “sympathetic german savior” cliche trap [pt 4]

and c) you actually showed us and touched upon the aftermath, and talked about the crimes the soviets perpetuated after they liberated the camps, which is pretty unheard of, even in professional, non fictional works. so thank you so much for that! (also, thank you for the historical accuracy, my inner perfectionist history nerd is greatly satisfied). [pt 5]

i also found it really funny bc my own family history is strikingly similar to the events of the fic (not the spy stuff, but a lot of other things). they lived in france before the war, and during the war they trespassed the border into switzerland to get away from the holocaust (thankfully they didn’t get deported bc my great grandpa had a swiss citizenship) and then stayed there after the war and built their life there. [pt 6]

so i loved how you wrote christophe! also, you cited “when hitler stole the pink rabbit” as an inspiration? omg i loved that book when i was younger!!! so basically, thank you so much for blackbird, and i’m loving your new fic too (your depiction of victor’s depression is amazing, and as a geography lover, i welcome the premise :)), keep on being amazing and writing amazing stuff!!! sorry for my incoherent ramblings and for my fangirling in your inbox lmao [pt 7 and last]

Thank you so much! I’ve said this before but it honestly means so, so much to me to have had positive feedback from Jewish readers about my portrayal of the Holocaust and related issues. I knew going in that I wanted to avoid the cliches of, as you say, either writing around it, or using it as just a framing device for somebody else’s heroism. It’s not something that I could conscience just glossing over, especially not with both POV characters actually living in Germany and dealing in state secrets, but I was extremely nervous about tackling it appropriately.

When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit was a really, really formative book for me as a kid- something about that device of leaving her favourite old toy behind, assuming that she would be able to come back for it, hit me really hard in the feelings. It was particularly a big inspiration behind Christophe’s role in the story as a smuggler of refugees. It’s also a good reminder to me of the power that stories have to create and nurture empathy in us- I’m still affected by that book’s narrative and imagery two decades later.

Anyway, thank you again! I have no objections to ramblings :)

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
  • ❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
  • ❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
  • ❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
  • ❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
  • ❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
  • ❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
  • ❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
  • ❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
  • ❝ i can see it fine. ❞
  • ❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
  • ❝ i smell snow. ❞
  • ❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
  • ❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
  • ❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
  • ❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
  • ❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
  • ❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
  • ❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ?
  • ❝ you nervous ?
  • ❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
  • ❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom
  • ❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ give me time. ❞
  • ❝ what would you have done, my boy
  • ❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
  • ❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
  • ❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined
  • ❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
  • ❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
  • ❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ?
  • ❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
  • ❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
  • ❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
  • ❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
  • ❝ believe. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
  • ❝ you … like me
  • ❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
  • ❝ you’re perfect. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ what man does ?
  • ❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
  • ❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
  • ❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
  • ❝ say my name. ❞
  • ❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunts. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
  • ❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
  • ❝ go on, let go ! give me everything !
  • ❝ i love you. ❞
  • ❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
  • ❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
  • ❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
  • ❝ what the fuck do you know about [ ] ?
  • ❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
  • ❝ call it. ❞
  • ❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
  • ❝ who’re you ?
  • ❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞
  • ❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
  • ❝ no details. ❞
  • ❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
  • ❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is
  • ❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
  • ❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
  • ❝ name your price. ❞
  • ❝ how’d you do it ?
  • ❝ with panache. ❞
  • ❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
  • ❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
  • ❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ?
  • ❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
  • ❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
  • [] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
  • ❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
  • ❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
  • ❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ?
  • ❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! 
  • ❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here
  • ❝ don’t fuck with me, [
  • ❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
  • ❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
  • [ ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
  • ❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
  • ❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [] , that is the only important thing. ❞
  • ❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
  • ❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ ] is up to ? ❞
  • ❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ?
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Well… she did know how to open it… (Anna and Remington (my ocs) and 2017) Happy New Year!

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@coredesignixandnekonee I am so sorry that it took me an actual month. I have re-drawn this 4 times because it didn’t look good. And to be honest, I am still a bit iffy about this. I’ve never done a “comic” (can this be even considered a comic?) so I’m sorry if the overall flow is weird, the dialog is off, etc. By the way, they are in the Watchtower, I couldn’t think of a background so I just did galaxy. 

It’s not done yet though! I will continue this because 1.) I am sorry for taking so long and 2.) This is a good, angsty headcanon and I think it deserves some more attention. I hope you like it so far!

Next (if I don’t post part 2 in a month spam me)

((Edit: Dudes you didn’t spam me how can I trust y’all now i’m kidding I love you))

Special thanks to @sohotthateveryonedied for the awesome joke.^^

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm not sure, maybe you've already wrote something like this in other requests (I don't remember all your hc although I love your works!). Maybe you want to write hc about mc and her s/o had a very bad fight. The reason was stupid and it was s/o fault that they fought so badly, but now mc is really mad. How will rfa+Saeran+V make up with her?

Aww thank you! We do have one where the fight is MC’s fault here. So here you go~ Enjoy!



Zen:

  • He was off for the evening for the first time in a long time
  • But when he asked you to go out with him, you told him you already had made plans with other friends
  • It really shouldn’t have been a big deal, but Zen blew up about it–mostly because the stress of late hours was getting to him
  • “I honestly feel like I’m more invested in this relationship than you are. You can’t even take one night off for me?”
  • All he remembers after he said those words is that you abruptly hung up on him
  • A few days go by and he cools off
  • And he starts thinking more about what he said and how stupid it was
  • You were always supporting him, and it was selfish for him to say something like that
  • You weren’t answering his texts or calls, so he goes to your apartment
  • He’s waiting at your door with a bouquet of flowers and a box of your favorite chocolates
  • You don’t even have the chance to let him in as he’s showering you with apologies
  • You listen to him, but you also say you need to talk it out
  • You assure him that you’ve been pretty busy this month, and you didn’t mean to brush him off
  • In order to compromise, you two set aside one weekend a month that is reserved only for you two

Yoosung:

  • You had been wanting to meet your parents, since you’ve already met his
  • He keeps saying he can’t because of his work and school
  • But really he’s just scared he’ll be a disappointment, so he’s avoiding it
  • You keep asking him at intervals, because it really was important to you
  • On top of it, you keep talking about all this stuff you had to do
  • He doesn’t even know why he said, but it slipped out of his mouth, “You’re turning into such a nag, MC.You’re not the only one with stuff to do.” 
  • You recoil and just quietly mumble, “Sorry. Didn’t know I was such a bother”
  • Yoosung is too ashamed to say anything, so he watches as you quietly leave
  • Within the hour, he’s spamming your phone with apologies
  • When you don’t respond, he feels so horrible and guilty
  • He has no idea how to make it up to you
  • He starts thinking about all the other things you were “nagging” him about and realized how much work you were piled with in addition to trying to make time for him
  • He writes down as many as he can and starts getting them done for you
  • As the days go on, you started to notice a lot of those errands you had to do were already done
  • You knew it was Yoosung, so you finally go to see him
  • He hesitantly gives you a hug and mutters another apology
  • He promises to go see your parents that weekend and also asks that you tell him when you’re getting overwhelmed with stuff

Jaehee:

  • Business at the cafe was booming
  • Jaehee just didn’t realize how on edge she was, as she was very task oriented
  • She tried to make sure everything was perfect, which meant she was cutting in the middle of your work if it wasn’t done fast enough or in a certain way
  • You calmly approach her and say you’re worried she’s taking too much on herself
  • But she takes it wrong in her stress, “Are you accusing me of being a control freak? Fine. Take all the work if you want.”
  • You get really quiet and leave the cafe to go home
  • You call in sick for the next three days, and Jaehee starts to get nervous thinking she really messed up
  • She realizes you were right about the work load and pull an all nighter trying to set up a better scheule
  • She presents it to you and tries to be professional, but in the middle she just kind of breaks down and apologizes
  • She admits that she really misses your presence, not just while working but afterwards
  • Of course, you forgive her and you two make an effort to always be honest about work and stress and your feelings

Jumin:

  • It had been a little while since you’ve been married
  • And he was against you working, since there really was no financial need
  • This was always a touchy subject, but since he’d been away on business trips a lot, you were getting lonely doing nothing in the penthouse
  • When he gets back from his long, no so successful trip, you bring up the working thing again
  • He takes everything you say wrongly and snaps, “I’m trying to make you as happy as possible. At least try to be grateful.”
  • You’re taken aback a little before you reply evenly, “How can I be happy when you won’t even let me have a purpose besides being trapped in this house?”
  • You storm into your room and lock the door behind you
  • Jumin collapses on the couch in exhaustion
  • After drifting in and out of sleep, he calms down and his head clears
  • And he realizes what an incredible mistake he made
  • He tries to go apologize, but you won’t open the door for him
  • So he sits down with his back against the door and starts giving his apology
  • When he’s done, he just waits patiently against the door
  • You eventually decide to leave the room, and you’re surprised to find him still leaning against the door
  • He looks up at you with these sorrowful eyes and you can’t help but forgive him 
  • But you still want to talk things out
  • He agrees and you two are just sitting on the floor in your hall working things out
  • By the end, you’re crying, he’s holding you, and you two have come to an agreement that makes you both happy


Seven:

  • You’ve been trying to help him break some of his bad habits and start taking care of himself
  • Normally, he didn’t mind
  • But lately, with everything going on with Saeran, he’d had a lack of sleep and also had been going through a rough time
  • Those self-deprecating thoughts started creeping in again and he felt like dirt already
  • You had found he’d skipped a few meals and hadn’t been getting any exercise to clear his mind
  • So, you gave him some gentle scolding
  • But he took it to heart and lashed out, “If you think I’m that incapable, why do you even bother hanging around? I don’t ask you to come by this often.”
  • There’s a moment of tense silence before you just throw your hands up
  • “Fine. I’m out.”
  • He hears you slam the door behind you as you leave his apartment
  • He gets into his broody mood for a few hours before he cools off
  • He just feels so horrible, and he knows you’re just trying to help him
  • He knows you’re not going to take his calls, so he just goes to your apartment
  • You open the door because you’re not expecting him
  • He’s holding up a bag full of your favorite take out
  • He gives you a sheepish smile, “See…now you can see if I’m eating?”
  • You still give him the silent treatment while you eat, but you feel a little less angry after eating
  • He apologizes and you two talk through some things before you’re back to your normal selves cuddling on the couch

Saeran:

  • He was having a bad few days dealing with his emotions and things resurfacing
  • You try to help by asking him questions about how he feels and just talking soothingly
  • He gets really irritated and just cracks
  • “You’re so annoying. Just shut up!”
  • You’re really hurt by this, so you just kind of fade out and leave
  • He knows right away that it affected you, but he doesn’t bother going after you
  • He thinks it’s probably a good thing anyway for you to get some space
  • But after nearly a week of not hearing from you, he starts to get worried
  • He’s also starting to miss you
  • He tries to call you, but he goes to voicemail
  • He leaves a string of messages throughout the day
  • You legitimately weren’t by your phone, but he just thinks you finally got fed up and left him
  • His apologies are so heartfelt that you forgive him after listening to all his messages
  • You find him right away to work things out
  • He agrees to try to be more sensitive to you, and you try to be more understanding of when he gets into one of his phases

V:

  • He had been putting off eye surgery for quite awhile
  • And you knew he was hiding a reason behind his procrastination
  • So, you kept pushing him to get it
  • He just feels like you don’t understand and he’s getting on edge about it
  • He gives you a lot of silent treatment and subtly makes cutting remarks
  • But this only makes you feel horrible about it, and finally your feelings just burst out
  • “If this is about keeping ties with your past…or with Rika…just tell me instead of keeping everything secret. I thought we were done with that.”
  • You walk out and everything clicks to place in his head
  • He knew you were right about keeping secrets, and he knew his behavior wasn’t acceptable
  • He types out a letter as best as he can with his good eye
  • In it, he apologizes and promises to become a better person for you
  • He also includes some other sweet things
  • He goes to your place and slips the letter under your door
  • When you read it, you can feel your heart melting
  • You guys meet up for coffee and talk face to face about working things out
  • He eventually does get the surgery, thinking of it as symbolic of leaving behind his past

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I’m on my second glass of wine, and honestly???? The Purple Wall™ at Magic Kingdom Park® at Walt Disney World Resort© is so iconic for so many reasons. Like, I don’t even know who the first person to take a picture there was, but it just spread like wildfire, and suddenly, everyone and their mom was taking a photo at this wall and they were finding other walls at WDW to take pictures at. And I’m so happy about it? Like, it encourages people to go be cute for a hot second and just let loose and take photos and be cute and happy and I just love it so much. Like??? I was looking through old Purple Wall™ photos earlier and

They’re just so good. And then people found the Bubblegum Wall at Epcot -

And then there’s the Blue Wall by The Living Seas (which some call the Toothpaste Wall)

And that doesn’t even COVER Animal Kingdom which is just an aesthetic PARADISE

And then, if you go to the other coast, Disneyland has great aesthetic spots too!

Bottom line - The Disney Parks fandom kind of just became a beacon of positive self-image because of this one wall that was a pretty shade of purple in Tomorrowland at Magic Kingdom, and I’m so happy to see people post pictures of themselves and their friends at these places. And if you’re EVER at a Disney Park, feel free to be basic for however long you need to be. Take as many photos as you want. Make yourself feel good. Know how beautiful you are. If you see a wall/an area you think is pretty, take a picture of yourself there. Make it prettier! <3

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SW:TCW voice actors doing an improvised script reading of their characters at SW Celebration VI in 2012 / Florida. (x)

Hello all Ratana's fans.

Today will be about small thing I recently noticed in your environment.

You guys are crazy.

In good but also in bad meaning. You are crazy about the story - it’s good thing. You love characters, you are intrested in their stories. You are scary about them. It’s all good.

But some of you are starting to act crazy in bad way. Spamming with certain hashtag, begging multiple times about not killing character. Some of you even started to make threats. Even if it’s in funny way… it’s not funny.

Usually fans aren’t able to talk with the author of their favourite manga. Because of language barrier but also because authors want to keep distance from their fans. Because of their spam. Bad spam and good spam. (Sorry but it’s true. When all fans will write to her now it’s like spam because there is so many of you guys).

At some point Ratana was in few yuri groups on Facebook. Like we all. She likes it. It was also nice place to get review about work. Reading people comments, contribute in discussions… But she left. All the groups. Because, let’s be honest. You guys started to be very pushy.

She’s not even commenting on her own page as much as she was doing it before because her own fans - who usually should support their favourite mangaka - started to act crazy.

People - like my friend said - calm you tits. It’s JUST ep48. Pulse has DRAMA in tags. IT WILL HAVE MORE EPISODES IN THE FUTURE. IT WON’T BE HAPPY FOR A WHILE. So you need to be brave.

You have to trust the author.

Also you should show respect to her too. So THINK before you write some comments.

You may not like something in the story, that’s ok. You CAN WRITE you don’t like something in the story. It’s all good. But DO IT in respectful way.

Ratana is very nice person. The nicest I ever know. And I also know some of her own fans’ behaviour make her uncomfortable.

So like I said. Please think before you write.

~Alex

CAN YOU GUYS NOT

// i swear to fucking God I’m so pissed off. I woke up an hour ago but fell back asleep but yo. Mother fuckers stop harassing @ask-fucking-bendy / @xray32p to draw porn jfc. First of all they’re a fucking minor and they can get in trouble for that shit if it’s posted publicly. Have anyone if you fuckers even put into consideration that they might have gone through something traumatic that makes them uncomfortable and want to avoid drawing it? Surprise!! Horrible shit can happen to minors too, and it’s shitty of you anons asking and trying to force them to draw porn not even putting into consideration or even caring that maybe there’s a reason it makes them uncomfortable. The fact that you ask this shit or even spam their ask box with this shit on anon to harass them is pathetic. I’m honestly boiling with anger rn it’s about 7:30 in the morning and I’m already extremely pissed the fuck off. Fucking leave them be, if they don’t want to draw nsfw and they’ve expressed it multiple times then??? Stop asking??? It’s sad. It’s fucking sad and @ask-fucking-bendy / @xray32p I am so sorry you have to deal with this everyday, hopefully it settles down or stops entirely soon. Stay safe a lot of people care about you!

A Loss For Words-Brett Talbot

Teen Wolf Imagine:#115

Word Count: 830

Warnings: None that I can think of?

Summary: Lacrosse is a Win/Lose game. Betting can be a Win/Win

A/n: This was requested by an anon, the extent of my lacrosse knowledge is literally just teen wolf. My school’s sport was football I have never seen anyone play lacrosse in my life. I am so sorry for the Riverdale spam on this blog recently so here is a nice little Brett imagine for you. Also I’m tagging @joeynihil because I promised her this imagine ages ago.

This could have been much better if I knew anything about Lacrosse but alas, I do not. Also I didn’t send this to my Beta even though I probably should have I really just wanted to get on with posting it.

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

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You know these classic (yet terribly annoying) porn bots that either follow you or randomly like your posts? Well one day, 11 grandma porn blogs liked my same post.

grandma porn blogs.

I didn’t even know that existed.x’DDD

did you guys got something like this once? I mean beside the classic porn blogs, did you got very random/weird blogs that liked your posts or followed you? I’m curious….x’D


bonus (The following contain a pic that I found in one of these blogs. no worry though it is not porn. There was just a nipple but I censored it. It is also in small and the bonus is obviously not only about this pic. The bonus is totally sfw. I just warn you so you won’t be surprised xD) :

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the-han-governness  asked:

What would love be like with each character? Please include my dearest trio and if you can... Rika. I want to know what love with each character feels like on a Sunday morning and after a fight, you know these characters so well I hope it made sense! (do I have to be anon?)

This is my longest headcanon ever (4k words) so it’s going under the cut.  I added everyone so hopefully it lives up to your expectations, but heavy spoilers! And no, you don’t have to be anon!

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viktornikiforow’s following spree!

Hello, everybody! So I’ve just unfollowed a bunch of inactive blogs and blogs which I don’t find relevant to my interests anymore and thought that I should find new blogs which would brighten my dash. And new people, of course!

So if you could reblog this post and spread the word, I’d be grateful. It doesn’t matter how many notes it will reach. I will go through all blogs if necessary.

You get 100% follow back from me if you:

  • post Yuri on ice mostly
  • ship Victuuri/Otayuri and doesn’t hate on ships
  • Make your own edits, I love seeing people’s works!
  • Have a good tagging system, being organized is key!
  • Are up to talking with me and screaming about YoI because I do it A LOT
  • Are fine with me tagging you in edits. Ye, sometimes I need attention, lol

Other fandoms I’m in?

  • BNHA
  • Bungou Stray Dogs
  • Orange
  • Naruto
  • Onepunch Man
  • Hunter x Hunter
  • KHR
  • Killing Stalking

I just don’t reblog that much of them but I still enjoy seeing it on my dash.

missed opportunity: ai!hinata/Izuru’s weird red square aura from dr 2.5 would have looked SOOOOO cool as just… glitching or being less human. like his features blinking from Izuru to Hinata, or leaving a trail of stray pixels, or seeming to Skip Frames when they walk, or occasionally having extra eyes or monstrous characteristics. can. you imagine.

it makes the ai versions of the sdr2 cast being terrified of him much more understandable too. if you were confronted with a human glitch that basically does not look like they belong in this world and crawled out of the uncanny valley, you’d be scared too, right? meanwhile if you saw a normal person with Red Squares surrounding them you’d just assume you’re sleep deprived.

(plus it makes ko’s last stand against him in the construction site so much cooler. like ko’s just standing there calmly talking to this tear in the seam of reality.)

it’s something I have seen literally no one talk about or even headcanon and it makes me sad bc the idea appeals to me so much :(

I feel like Hoseok kisses the maknae line alot though. 

Like, Hoseok has such a great “big brother” personality and is just so loving and sweet that whenever the kids are doing something that could be seen as even vaguely cute, he just PLANTS one on them. And because he’s a lil’ shit, he’ll be as obnoxious about it as possible, holding them in his clutches and making loud kissy noises. 

Of course, they fight him the entire time with indignant cries of “hyung, stop!” as Hoseok giggles at their scrunched-up faces. 

Buuuuut, he’ll also kiss them when they need a little TLC too. When the maknae line is feeling really down on themselves, when Jimin is beating himself up about a dance, or Jungkook is dwelling on a note he couldn’t hit during a live, or the hate comments start to get to Taehyung, Hoseok will kiss them. He’ll let his lips linger on their brow or forehead or cheek and just hold them, muttering praise and reassurance under his breath. 

And without fail, he always manages to make them smile again.

anonymous asked:

Take you home by baekhyun , with baekhyun.

“괜찮아 미안하단 말 / 곁에 있는 것만으로” (Engl. trans: It’s alright, don’t say sorry / You just being next to me is enough)

When Baekhyun’s girlfriend broke up with him, he was devastated. And even that was an understatement. It happened randomly; he thought it was a joke and that it actually wasn’t over. He’d tried to call her over and over again, spammed her with texts on every messenger they shared. However, she never replied and just ended up blocking Baekhyun everywhere. He was beyond frustrated, tried to read into her actions; you tried to make him move on. You were his best friend, you were sceptical about the girl from the very beginning, but who was he to listen to you?: he was blinded by first-maybe-love syndrome, texted her all the time, giggled all the time, called her all the time. She was someone from abroad, they never saw each other, only over the several facetimes. But you kept your mouth shut; she made him happy, that was what mattered. Yet, now she made him feel like a mess, and Byun Baekhyun wasn’t just about to, he was going crazy, for real.

“Maybe, her parents didn’t approve and she blocked me just so that I would think she hates me, but in fact she did it for me. Because she loves me!” Baekhyun spoke up and you wanted nothing more than to slap him across the face in the hopes of slapping away his naivety. He didn’t like to face that that girl was probably had no interest in him at all. He gave her what she wanted, and when he didn’t, she left. You were glad she did before Baekhyun would have bought the tickets to go and see her, but you would never tell him that, at least not now in his current state. His smile was gone, and his debating face was present for each minute.

“Yeah, maybe that’s it,” you gave in. If he looked hurt, and because of you nonetheless, you would most probably not forgive yourself on that one. He could do thing, and those things are best left undone.

“Ah, if I could just talk to her and her parents then. C’mon, ___, I’m a good person, right? They’d like me if they saw me, or?” You forced a smile onto your lips.

“Sure. You’re a wonderful person, a wonderful friend—my best—and the best boyfriend one could imagine.” And he was, indeed; but sadly, he wouldn’t be yours. At least, he was there, kind of, as your friend—cheering you up (not quite at the moment, but in general he managed his way around) and being a hyper person with way too much enthusiasm for way too many things. But you appreciated it.

“How about…I give you her number and you text her? You could befriend with her and all…and then bring me up and then everything gets solved.” Your heart was sinking and it was beating barbarously strong and fast. Fuck, you wanted to rise up and go. It had to stop. He had to stop.

“Well, I can try,” you whispered. But of course, you wanted to keep his smile for as long as you could; even if you had to do something you would have never done.  


little note: because it was BBH and that specific song, I chose to make this drabble a little more personal. So this has semi-happened a while ago. If you all want me to, I can continue this and make it into a scenario or mini series, since there is a lot more to it. Just tell me if you want me to, and we’ll see.

Question. When are y'all gon stop talking to these grown ass men like they’re fucking children on a daily basis and then get mad when they say to stop because it’s annoying??? Like y'all stay talking to these dudes like they stupit whenever they even get near a cigarette as if they aren’t aware of how bad and terrible cigarettes are. Let these dudes enjoy they smoke my guy it’s not that damn serious. Please let me know how them smoking has any affect on ya life at all since y'all always getting all up in arms about it. Don’t spam their social media on a daily basis and damn near yell at them for smoking and then talk about how hurt and disappointed you are when they tell y'all to shut up. I’m sorry but who WOULDNT tell y'all to shut up? Leave these grown ass ppl alone shit.