not even mad just god damn

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Don’t worry. No one’s going under the ship today. Though, the thought had crossed my mind. No, I’m quite certain I can do better than that.

Wish You Were Here (Tom Holland Smut)

request: i think it was kinda? someone wanted phone sex w tom so here we are i’m too lazy to find it but anon one’s for u babe <3

short summary: tom was a little shit this whole week about the fresh cut and it got u all hot and bothered when he finally posted a pic so u know seeing as u can’t see him phone sex will have to do

length: 1.6k words

warnings: smut

A/N: i’m sorry i know i said i was working on 2 angsty peter fics but i knew i needed to write this as soon as he finally stopped being a snake and showed us that dope cut bc goddamn it looks fucking NICE i’m so s o r r y 
pls forgive me


You toyed with yourself as you paced around your bedroom. Not knowing what exactly to do, you were at a loss. You didn’t want to cave, but at the same time you were beyond caring. The reward would be too great if you would just succumb to your wants.

Tom hadn’t only been messing with his fans all week, but you too. What started as a simple joke tweet had amassed into hysteria in his fandom. He’d initially planned on only waiting a day before showing the world a simple selfie of his new hair cut, but after seeing everyone freak out he decided to take it a step further and mess with everyone for a few days.

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  • person: why do you like mad max so much?
  • what i mean: there are no less than 14 women protagonists who all have agency and are narrators of their own stories and none of them exist as male wish fulfillment or as a side kick to a male character and they all have different personalities and purposes and their strengths and weaknesses are presented without making some statement about women being better or less than men but also they use their femininity in extremely powerful ways which demonstrates that women are different than men but no less valuable to the story and they are put on equal playing field with the men in the movie and are not sexualized or demeaned despite the fact that five of them are escaping sex slavery and the sexual violence against them is never shown and one of the messages of the movie is that even these women in positions of 'privilege' are still oppressed and are victims of male violence and entitlement which reminds me that another message of the movie is the destructive nature of toxic masculinity and even the good guys in the movie are not praised or unnecessarily affirmed by the women when they do good things but instead there is a sort of mutual trust and friendship built that is way more realistic and powerful and basically it passes every test associated with how women are treated in movies and also it's just a really damn good movie with amazing visuals and insane amounts of world building and beautiful cinematography and real messages about our world
  • what i say: there's a guy with a flame throwing guitar
The Arrangement (Part 14)

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

Summary: Dean tries to cope with your breakup, and then gets a surprise visit from Crowley. Your friends take you out to try and cheer you up, but eventually you head home alone, only to find someone waiting for you.

Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,500

Warnings: Language, alcohol consumption (like a lot) (this is not how to cope with feelings, friends), heartbreak, sadness, loneliness, desperation, suspense, cliff-hanger

A/N: Reminder… I love you guys a lot. Like so much. Don’t hate me, it’ll be okay!

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Steady

Summary: You are a well known female hunter who has always butted heads with the Winchesters in the past, especially Dean. Will this case go a different way when you see him in a more holy attire?

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings:

language, sassy!reader, mentions of sex, smidgen of angst, is kissing a warning?

Song Insp; Steady as She Goes- The Raconteurs

*gifs are not mine*

Find yourself a girl and settle down

Live a simple life in a quiet town

Steady as she goes

Steady as she goes,’

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me,” Dean groaned as he set eyes on you sat at the bar, glass of whiskey in hand as you laughed at some poor unsuspecting guys chat up line. Of course you were wearing those damn tight jeans along with that black leather jacket you had on last time him and Sam had bumped into you in another town a few years back. Now, that was definitely a memorable weekend.

“Earth to Dean?” Sam cleared his throat, pulling him out of his brother’s thoughts.

Dean rubbed a hand across the back of neck, turning his body away from the direction of the bar, silently praying that you hadn’t seen them. “Let’s just go somewhere else, there’s another bar just out of town.”

“Oh come on, she’s not that bad,” Sam countered and Dean threw him a blunt look.

“Yeah, she’s a ray of sunshine,” he let out a short unimpressed scoff, rolling his eyes at his brother. “Up until she takes over our hunts and then steals the damn credit for ganking whatever it is,” he grumbled, the distaste clear on his face.

Sam tried to hold in his laugh as you appeared behind Dean, a smug grin across your face having heard a good amount of what he’d just said.

“Damn, Dean-o. Way to break a girl’s heart,” you held a hand over your chest in mock hurt as Dean turned to face you, his jaw clenched in frustration. 

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anonymous asked:

got7s reaction when during a fight they say something really mean and u go to slap them but they stop ur hand before u can pls!! 💛💛💛

Jaebum:
He had a bad habit of throwing low daggers at you when the two of you fought. But every time something mean came out of his mouth he’d instantly apologize. But tonight as he screamed at you from the opposite side of the kitchen you couldn’t help but think this was the end. ‘All I do is work! And for what! What do you do to help me? Nothing!’ He screamed. It was only the dishes and it was only one day that he came home to a slightly messy kitchen. You shook your head not knowing what to say and watched as he huffed. ‘That’s right. You do nothing. You’re lazy and your worthless.’ He said slowly ascending on you. Gritting your teeth you rose your hand and swung. How dare he say that to you when you do nothing but run around for him. He’d caught your hand and looked from it to you, wide eyed and slack jawed at the words he said to you. He’d let you pull your wrist out of his hand and would watch you still in shock as you locked yourself in the bedroom. He’d know instantly what he did was wrong and knew there was no way he could make it better. Your sobs on the other side of the door made that clear. He’d still try though, mocking every 15 minutes up till you opened it to throw his pillow at him. When he finally got you to talk to him he’d try his hardest to get you to believe him when he said he didn’t actually think that he was just tired and stressed. Even though he was able to convince you to stay with him he’d know he didn’t deserve you and he’d make sure to never have to fight with you like that again. 

Originally posted by sugaglos


Mark:
He’d hate getting mad at you, his temper was the one thing he hated the most about himself and he never wanted to show it to you. But that didn’t mean it didn’t happen. The first two times you saw it it had been directed towards someone who hit on you. The next time was towards Jaebum. But this time it was towards you. You couldn’t help that you were already crying against the wall silently with your arms wrapped around you. He was to mad to even notice how mad he was taring into you. You didnt mean for your ex to keep messaging you but even though there had been no response from your end it didnt stop Mark from accusing you for cheating. 'And what did you do today huh!? Or should I be asking you who did you do today!’ He screams. You looked at them, hatred burning in your eyes. 'So you’re just going to stand there. You’re not going to tell me its not true?’ 'I already told you its not true.’ You whispered. 'Bull Shit!’ He said punching the wall next to your head and making you flinch. You looked at him with wide eyes and rose your hand prepared to slap him, but his hand caught your wrist. Tears burned in your eyes again as you pulled your hand away from him and pushed his shoulder as you walked past him. He called after you but you didnt stop, just stormed off into the bedroom to slam the door. He stood at the door, now calming down and scared that he might have done it. He might have lost the best thing that has ever happened to him. He sat there listening to your feint sobs, your phone ding and then a crash. He bursted in the room and saw your phone broken across from you and you kneeling on the floor crying harder he’d kneel down next to you and hold you into his chest. 'Im so sorry, I shouldn’t have… I never want you to feel like this I’m so sorry.’ He’d say pulling your body closer to his. He didnt care that you tried to hit him, he knew he deserved it with the way he was treating you.

Originally posted by got7official

Jackson:

Jackson had been picking on you all day; poking your sides tugging your hair pulling you around. It was all in good fun but it was getting old. You knew he was excited though and you couldn’t get yourself to tell him to knock it off, he had just released a single and Got7 was getting ready for their comeback and everything was just to excited, so you sucked it up. The problem it was all day though. At lunch he kept taking your food, at dinner he kept pretending to put unwanted spices in the pot you were cooking in and taking the spoon to spank you over and over again. After dinner you thought it was over. The two of you had curled up on the couch together, legs intertwined and were finally calming down for the day. But then he kept doing it. Pulling at your shirt, tugging your hair, you were fed up. You stood and when he asked you what was wrong you told him to just stop. He was being annoying. He stood with a goofy grin and approached you to shake your shoulders. 'Im not being annoying! Im being loooovveeeyyyy.’ He said shaking you more. You pulled his hands off of you and turned to make your way to the bedroom but he followed you so he could turn you around and take your cheeks between his hands. You rolled your eyes and tried to pull your face out of his hands but he started to smack your cheeks almost a little too hard. 'Jackson stop it.’ You warned, but he continued to do it harder. 'Jackson I said stop!’ You yelled pulling yourself out of his grip to turn away. He grabbed your hand and spun your around and out of instinct you rose your hand to hit him. His hand caught yours as his expression went from playful to angry. 'Were you really going to hit me?’ He said softly, his hands running down your arm to let it go. He watched you blink back tears as you realized what you had did and even though he was so upset this happened he knew that he had pushed you. He’d pull you closer and sigh as you wrapped your arms tightly around him and your face buried in his chest. 'Im so sorry.’ You cried softly as his arms wrapped tighter around you.

Originally posted by abgestverzt

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung at work compared to Jinyoung with you were almost two different people. At work he was hard faced, strict, and came off as having no time for any ones games. Even on goofy days of his those characteristics still hung around. But with you he was sweet, thoughtful, loving and everything you would expect from your boyfriend. He always did such a great job of leaving all of his stress from work at the door, but today was different. He came home and walked right past you. When dinner was ready he ignored all of your calls and  eventually you when you came to get him. Getting mad wasn’t even in your line of thoughts so instead you just walked back into the kitchen, made him a trey and took it to the room he was in and left it next to him. You gave him his space as much as it killed you, but when you went to retrieve the trey an hour later and was faced with the same amount of food that was now cold you decided to say something. The moment your mouth opened he sat up straight, eyes burning with anger as he looked at you. Something that had never happened before. 'You’re so god damn annoying! Would you quit babying me! Ive actually had it up to hear with you and I wish you would just leave me alone!’ He screamed getting in your face. You sniffled and tried to hold back your tears and folded your arms around your body before leaving the room, but were stopped by him grabbing your arm to pull you around. 'Don’t act like I’ve hurt your feelings, your too much of a push over to think that.’ 'If you think I’m such a pushover and so annoying then maybe you should just go back to your own place.’ You started, pulling your arm out of his grip. 'And you should probably stay there. I don’t want you here anymore.’ You started to turn but his arm caught yours again causing you to stumble and fall into the wall with a little bit more force than he expected. With a rush of anger running through you, your hand rose and you started to swing. His hand caught your wrist, his expression now softening drastically. His own eyes began to well as he realized how serious things had gotten. 'All I do is take care of you. To try and help you destress from work and live like a normal person. I do all that on top of taking care of myself and all the things I have to do during the day. But its good to know I’m annoying you. I won’t bother you anymore.’ You said pulling your hand out of his grip again and walking to the front of the house where you gathered his coat and shoes. 'Leave.’ He had no choice other than to leave and for the rest of the night he couldn’t sleep. He couldn’t focus the next day at work and when it got time for him to go home he had already made it half way back to your place before he realized where he was going. He broke down right there and had an almost hour long self debate that resulted in him storming into your house, tears down his cheeks to beg you not to leave him.

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae:

You hadn’t seen Youngjae in what felt like forever, he had been so busy with work that seeing him had been scarce. but finally he’d had a day off and he swore to spend every second with you. You woke up with him in hugged close to your back you couldn’t help but smile and when you got up to make breakfast he already had laid out an array of breakfast pastries. You spent all day together cuddling on the couch, laughing at each other, crying at sad parts of the movie you were watching, and goofing around. He was back to the floor, you had been able to wrestle him down and straddle is body and started to fight against him to keep him there. You were body giggling, having a great time when he finally was able to over power you so he was now hovering over your body. You screamed playfully and started poking at his chest to let you up, but your playful exterior started to stray away from the anxiety that was now setting in your chest from being pinned to the floor. 'Jake stop, stop please.’ You said as it became harder to breath.  He didnt listen though and kept pinning you there, now bending over to try and kiss your neck up and down. You squirmed and pushed him off of your chest and rose your arm to hit his face, silently thankful he caught your hand. 'I can’t breath.’ You said moving the hand you rose to clench to his hand. He’d totally forget that you had tried to hit him and would move to help you stand up, pulling your arms over your head, something he did overtime you got short of breath. Even though he wouldn’t admit it to you, seeing you like that was one of the scariest things he’d ever seen so as he sat you down and knelt in front of you he’d shake his head and squeeze your knees to tell you to stop apologizing for almost hitting him, he knew he should have been paying better attention. He’d be careful with you for the rest of the night and even though you were able to start laughing again he’d still feel weird and wasn’t sure what to do.  

Originally posted by doteyoungjae

BamBam:

It wasn’t his fault that you were in a bad mood, and usually when you were BamBam was always able to make you feel better. There was just something though about the way he came over, flopped on the couch next to you and started complaining about the new choreography it was just the straw that broke the camels back. You got up and walked away from him, storming into the kitchen where you opened up a bottle of water and folded your arms over your chest. He followed you in and asked you half heartedly what was wrong. When you didnt answer he propped himself up on the counter and continued to talk about his day. 'You You You, why don’t you ever ask me about me BamBam. Ive had a shit day and you haven’t said anything to me and hearing you complain about stupid things like this makes me mad!’ It was your light that started the fire. Hours had gone by and the two of you didnt even know what you were fighting over any more. It came to an abrupt stop though when BamBam strutted up to you, yelled 'Would you just get the fuck over it!’, pushed you slightly and then watched as you lost your balance and slipped to slide down the cupboard. You stood suddenly and swung on him, huffing as he dodged your hit and then caught your hand when it came back the other way. Seeing him holding your wrist, anger in his eyes that were starting to water you’d pull you hand away from his and use it to cover your mouth. You were so upset, now for a completely different reason now that the argument was actually over. You cried as he pulled you into his chest and held you tightly, the both of you knowing very well that things had gone to far and could have been avoided if one of you just stopped. He wouldn’t stay the night that night but when he came over the next day he’d show up with an armful of your favorite things to see you cooking up his favorite meal with some of his most favorite things on the table. It would be put behind the two of you quickly, and the two of you worked to never let things get to that point ever again.

Originally posted by jwxngs

Yugyeom:

He wasn’t one to fight with you. He hated seeing you mad and when you were if he could help he would but if he couldn’t he always made sure to stay out of your way. He had come to your house early, getting off of work early allowed him to come to your apartment while you were still in class and cook you a very detailed, over the top dinner. But the thing was he wasn’t a very good cook. When you got home after a stressful day full of annoying professors and a butt ton of work to find a huge mess in your apartment you couldn’t help but already start to loose your cool. He smiled and calling your name but as he turned the egg he was about to crack slipped from his messy hands and broke on the floor. You couldn’t help but start to yell, ignoring the fact that his bright smile had dropped and what ever that was in the oven was now burning. He tried to get words in but as you unraveled all of your stress from the day on to Yugyeom you became blind to the fact that you were doing so. Soon your mouth was shut and pressed against Yugyeom as that was the only thing he thought to do to get you to stop yelling. You pushed him back and without thinking rose your hand, but when his egg covered hand caught your wrist his eyes tightened and he threw it down. 'Im sorry you had a rough day. All I was trying to do was something nice for you. But right now I can’t believe you actually thought about hitting me. You stuttered trying to find the words to say and could hardly move as he threw the towel he had used to dry his hands at your feet and started to walk out of the door. But as he bent over to put his shoes on you hooked his arms around his waist and tucked your head into his back. He sighed and turned around, hesitating slightly to wrap his arms around you but eventually did and rested his cheek against your head. 'Take out?’ He asked as he held your crying body, smiling slightly as you nodded against him.

Originally posted by chattyang

You might think Jungkook’s bold enough when he asks for a hug from Jimin, kneels down before him and holds out his hand for Jimin to take, but boy he’s really just that shy boy from next door who would peep to see if Jimin’s around and smile to himself when he sees him.

Just look at him smiling and blushing like a mad man in love when Jimin makes a move on him. He’s whipped af.

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*Requested*

Request: Hi can you do a richie tozier x plus size reader where they are already in an established relationship and she sees him staring at skinnier girls and starts to question whether or not he actually likes her but he reassures her that he loves her, curves and all and its super fluffy?

A/N: this is a little bit angsty but it has fluff at the end i promise. also sorry this is a little late ive been sooo busy lately. happy halloween!

Warnings: Cursing, insecurity, cuddling, extremely shitty and vague kissing scene

The lunch bell rang and I got up quickly, excited to get to talk to my boyfriend, the one and only Richie The Trashmouth Tozier. I got to the cafeteria and sat next to Richie, him greeting me with a hug. He instantly grabbed my hand under the table and I smiled, blushing a little. “Richie did we have science homework,” I asked after a few seconds of silence. When he didn’t respond I looked over to find him staring into the distance.

I followed Richie’s line of sight and realized he was staring at Bev, the prettiest girl in the school. This was the second time in three days. I suddenly felt really self conscious and got up. “I need to go,” I whispered. “Are you sure Y/n? Lunch just started,” Eddie asked. “Y-yeah, I just remembered I have to study for a test in science,” I mumbled, walking towards the cafeteria doors. 

Snapping out of his trance, Richie looked around. “Where did Y/n go,” he asked, when he saw she wasn’t in her usual spot next to him. “She said she had to go study on a test for science,” Eddie called out through a mouth full of food. “But we don’t have a test in science,” he muttered.

Soon the bell signalling class was beginning rang and I sat down in my designated seat next to Richie. “Pst, Y/n,” Richie whisper yelled. I rolled my eyes and ignored him, playing with the sleeves of the jacket I was wearing. Richie’s jacket actually. I scoffed at the memory of when he gave it to me.

I shivered for what must’ve been the tenth time that night and wrapped my arms around myself. “Are you cold Y/n,” Richie asked innocently. I nodded my head and attempted to warm up my hands by rubbing them together. “Here! Put on my jacket,” he insisted, taking it off. “No Richie, it’s fine. I’m not even that cold,” I denied quickly, smiling at him. However, my body betrayed me and I shivered once again. “Bullshit! Y/n, your lips are practically blue and you just shivered for the fucking billionth time. Take my jacket,” he pleaded, shoving his jacket in my arms. I looked at him and then back at the jacket hesitantly. “I won’t fit in it,” I whispered. “You won’t-” He cut himself off and looked at me with knowing eyes. “That’s bullshit. Stop thinking of yourself in a shitty way and put on my fucking jacket before I make you,” he threatened. I let out a sigh and took it out of his hands. I pushed my hands through the sleeves and pulled it up. “See? Fits like a glove.” I smiled at him and looked down. “Thank you,” I thanked, kissing his cheek. He blushed and smiled at me. “If you kiss me every time you wear my jacket, you can keep it,” And I did

I found myself smiling at the memory, but quickly shook myself out of the daydream. I ignored Richie the rest of class and paid close attention to the notes for the first time since I met Richie. The entire class period I felt Richie staring at me, but I tried my best to not think too much of it. After what seemed like a million years, the dismissal bell rang and I ran out of the classroom, hoping to leave before Richie or Henry’s gang found me.

After making it home, I trudged all the way up into my room, planning on sulking all evening. My evening was going according to plan until I heard a knock at the door and then my mother call my name. “Y/n! Richie is here for you,” she called out. I ignored her and hoped she would send Richie off on his merry way, telling him I must be busy, but that’s never how things work. “You can just go up to her room and knock on her door, she looked like she needed some cheering up when she came home this afternoon. Hopefully you’ll be able to cheer her right up,” she exclaimed cheerfully. “Yes ma’am, thank you,” he replied.

I heard him walk up the stairs and I quickly turned away from the door, pretending to be asleep. He knocked on the door and call out my name softly. When I didn’t answer the door creaked open and I felt him sit on the side of the bed. “I know you’re not asleep,” he whispered, laying down next to me. I let out a sigh and opened my eyes. “How did you know,” I asked softly. “Because I know you,” he replied, wrapping an arm around my waist. I felt him start to play with my hair and I slowly started to relax.

“What’s wrong,” he asked me quietly. “Noth-” “Don’t tell me something’s not wrong because you’re wearing my jacket and you haven’t kissed my cheek once today. Even you’re mom noticed Y/n. You’re upset at me and I want to know why,” he cut off. I turned towards him and bit my lip softly, debating whether or not I should lie. 

“I saw you staring at Bev a few days ago at the quarry. And at lunch,” I whispered. “You’re insecure,” he muttered, pushing up his glasses and looked at me with confusion. “Can you fucking blame me for feeling insecure? Bev is a god damn goddess and I’m just me Richie! Why have you even stayed with me for this long.” I asked, my voice shaking. “Because I love you,” he stated, as if it were obvious. My eyes widened and I felt my eyes water. “You love me,” I asked quietly. 

He grabbed onto my hand gently and looked at me in the eyes. “Of course I do hotcakes. You’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever laid my eyes on. I love you so much. All of you,” he reassured me. “You promise?” “I promise,” he mumbled, pulling me in for a hug. I smiled and hid my face in his neck. “I think you owe me a kiss on the cheek,” he pointed out. “I’ll do you one better,” I offered, lifting my head from his shoulder. I looked at his lips and then to his eyes and leaned in. 

After a few minutes of clumsy kisses and our noses knocking into each other, I pulled away. Richie grinned and pushed his glasses up. 

“That was the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

casual misogyny in fandom is a hell of a drug man

i totally understand being upset that dirk was demonized a lot in the past and wanting to see him be softer – i really, really get that

but like….. you can’t say “what about the trauma mom caused rose” when you don’t like…. care.

dirk is a subject of heated debate because dave is probably the single most popular character in the webcomic. the hyperfocus on strider manpain literally helped create this problem.

yeah, it sucks that we don’t explore mom and rose’s relationship more or try to parse it more closely. many have already. but not…. THAT many. not enough that anyone like, mentions mom lalonde or roxy other than including her in the backgrounds of group pictures

it’s absolutely frustrating that anyone would imply “you just don’t want to get mad at female characters for being abusive” when some of y'all don’t even think about female characters. you don’t care! this has always been a long-standing frustration for me wrt fandom and it’s even more frustrating when people are like “why are we always talking about [bad] guys? why don’t we talk about [bad] girls?” bc it’s like….. some of you never devote that much god damn attention to girls anyway

the first like 4-5 years i was in this fandom i didn’t see a single person point out that vriska was a child abuse victim even though there were essays upon essays upon essays speculating about dave’s guardian. i had to watch strider manpain bullshit trainwreck terezi’s character in the fandom because she existed as a prop to dave for years. i cant even to this day find a fanfiction about rose and kanaya specifically without digging through hundreds upon hundreds of dave/karkat and john/karkat fics in the AO3 tag that feature rose and kanaya speaking once

like yeah dude it sucks that the homestuck fandom was really hard on dirk. but you really can’t act shocked when nobody took the time and effort to analyze morally gray female characters the way they did male characters (vriska is the exception to this rule but she’s a very rare case and that’s another can of worms), because of course they didn’t. they never do.

fandom creates these problems for a multitude of reasons mostly involving an absolute unwillingness to care about even very well-written female characters (unless they’re interacting with boys) that eventually runs into this whole idea i’m seeing that somehow we’re harder on characters like dirk than morally gray female characters, when that is not and has never been true

people aren’t harder on dirk than mom lalonde or roxy or mindfang or any other ~questionable~ female character – they just care more about him.

it has been a while since the release of high school story but I actually got through the book cause I wanted diamonds and i saw a post floating around about things that actually happen in high school and I decided to make one too cause im currently a junior

  • my school has…a lot of furries. im not joking. a girl in my AP Psychology class literally wears her tail, ears, and contacts to school everyday. its allowed in dress code. please sen d help
  • so someone body slammed a window and broke it and my school was too lazy to fix it so they duck taped a piece of cardboard over it for TWO MONTHS
  • so freshman year my english teacher mentioned that he used to be in an emo band and me being the ugly bitch I was FOUND the video of his bands performance and HE WAS THE LEAD SINGER. HE STARTED SCREAMING “FUCKKKK” IN THE VID it was the funniest thing and i found his myspace from ten years ago and mentioned it to him. i never told any of the students but he still looks scared whenever i see him. (don’t come @ me im a better person now. maybe)
  • some kid brought a fan to school. not a tiny hand fan or anything, but like one of those 3 foot fans you plug in. it was winter. he didn’t even plug it in he just carried it around?
  • a weeaboo came up to me and told me he “liked spicy latina girls like me”  (IM ARAB) and he wanted to be my “sexy pet slave” during lunch and i started crying
  • in pre-calc the other day my math teacher drew a circle but this kid got really mad (???) yelled “that’s a god damn oval!” and WALKED OUT
  • a student hacked the internet at my school (zahra is that you???) and shut down the internet at my school for a WEEK
  • this happened not at my high school but at @zahranamazi ‘s school but someone put rotten milk cartons in peoples lockers, threw rotten eggs in the stairwell, glued salami to the mirrors (I HAVE A PIC) and also chocolate sauce in the basement
  • speaking of eggs at a pep rally someone brought a dozen eggs to them and threw them at the crowd and teachers/staff. who tf carried a carton of eggs around the whole daY
  • someone runs a meme account about my school. who are you mysterious person and stop photoshopping the principal’s head onto gorillas she is tryING HER BEST
  • ok i’ll add more when i remember more
bad sides of the moon signs

from our personal experience

aries moon: do you have any other emotion than rage? you are such a primitive human, your instinct to everything is HULK DESTROY. youre childish and probably once tried to murder your friend because they said you dont look good in your shirt. your anger levels are unreal, you go berserk because of everything, you have serious anger issues. also, stop expecting everyone to get over their bad mood in 5 seconds like you do.

taurus moon: no, you are not always right. no, your opinions arent automatically the right ones. stop assuming you know better than everyone and consider everyone elses opinion for once. youre way too stubborn and hide your feelings so you can seem mature.

gemini moon: i hope youre proud of setting the world record of how many emotions one human can go through in one minute. seriously, youre crazy. you either completely hide your feelings from everyone and put up a happy front or feel every emotion possible in a span of a minute. no wonder no one can put up with your moods. and no, youre not as intellectual as you think.

cancer moon: stop hiding your goddamn feelings. you hide them and build up anger until you explode and blow up on everyone in sight and lash out. your victim complex is strong, you blame everyone except yourself. you probably make everyone think youre tough but cry 5 hours a day in your room at home.

leo moon: did you know you are not special? shocking, right? you think youre so special and your emotions are the most important thing in the world, you demand attention and admiration from all of your friends at once and throw a tantrum if you dont get attention for 5 minutes. youre so easily hurt too, you make everyone think you have no feelings but in reality youre hurt because one of your friends doesnt talk to you for 5 seconds.

virgo moon: jesus christ, cut yourself some slack. youre constantly criticising yourself and hate yourself if youre not perfect in everything you do. you hold others to high standards as well and get mad if they dont live up to them. you also think you know better than everyone.

libra moon: stop trying to please everyone, its not that important to be well liked. you steal traits from others and try to get everyone to like you and be your friend, even though inside youre just hollow. you have no clue how to deal with emotions either.

scorpio moon: youre so god damn dramatic, you probably write poetry about how life is so hard and how youre not sure how youll manage because you accidentally broke a glass. you know exactly how to read others and use this to your advantage to manipulate people and get them to do exactly what you want. also can you open up for once? yes blah blah trust issues bad past youve been hurt blah blah but you cant get mad at other people if you can hide your emotions like a master and then they dont know how to tell what youre feeling.

sagittarius moon: honestly? you just being yourself is enough to roast you, i dont even have to write anything. no matter how old you are, you act like an immature reckless teenager, you run away from everything, feelings, problems, responsibilites and just go out and have fun. learn how to be mature. if youre in a depressed mood you instantly show escapist behavior and want to get drunk to run away from your feelings. your responsibilities will catch up to you one day and itll bite you in the ass.

capricorn moon: you want to make everyone think you have no emotions and probably think of yourself as stoic and tough but inside youre just weak. you get hurt by the smallest things. your front isnt convincing either, everyone can tell what youre feeling. also, have you ever heard of the verb “enjoy”? i dont think so since you criticize every damn thing, you literally cant enjoy something without pointing out its flaws.

aquarius moon: yes we get it, youre special and logical and above others. so unique, wow. you act like 30 year old virgins who think theyre hot shit, you think youre better than others and constantly look down on others while you also think youre some sort of god who has acquired all knowledge. newsflash asshole, youre nothing special. just shut the fuck up, no one wants to listen to you. no matter your gender, you constantly mansplain shit. your social media username is probably something like “HypergodOfDeath”.

pisces moon: i have to admit, your acting and manipulation skills are impressive. you act like an innocent little lamb, make everyone love you and as soon as someone dares to cross you you turn everyone against them because someone as sweet as you cant hurt anyone, right? there are two types of you, one that pretends to act emotional to gain sympathy and is secretly the devil in disguise and theres the other one, the one whos constantly wallowing in self pity and thinks the world is sooo cruel and against them. i hate both of you.

i’m watching our man bashir for the second time and god this episode is just everything

- the fact that garak doesn’t stop applauding until julian comes over to him

- how garak complains that julian spends every free hour on the holoprogram which he’d only know if he was watching him constantly

- garak’s constant smile and how he’s obviously both amused and delighted by everything

- how said smile drops the moment julian’s valet touches him

- nana visitor is gorgeous

- i assume colonel komananov is just a thicc dark-haired barrelchested short guy who is super sexxxy and very ~mysterious in the original - in fact lbr ALL the love-interests are just iterations of garak in the original

- when julian says ‘he knows nothing’ and garak looks so downcast and you can tell that’s the moment it stops being fun and that julian is punishing him

- julian is just so so handsome it’s ridiculous

- garak willing to kill miles just to prove a point (and definitely not because he’s mad o'brien was caressing his boyfriend with his gun)

- duchamp is always played by a worf clone bc he’s hot as fuck in a white tux. also he and dr noah are always dating

- JULIAN DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER GIVING GARAK AN ALIAS

- garak has no idea what human money means but watching julian haggle with worf!duchamp is something he’s going to remember next time the good doctor tries to demur on price

- garak’s little wobble as he goes down when he gets knocked out

- when sisko rants and garak just stares at him like god damn is this really the kind of people your species came up with? like how did you people make it this far?? and why aren’t you just assassinating him like a good spy would?

- garak getting up when sisko calls julian mr bashir like honey, honey no i’ve been in this situation before this is where they try to kill you honey time to go

- “is that your play?” THE GREATEST LINE IN GARASHIR HISTORY

- lbr that whole scene is the biggest argument for garashir ever like no way you’re willing to act out that embarrassing attempt at seduction in front of a man you’re not having sex with

- the whole argument underground it breaks my heart every time. the fact that garak is always testing, testing, testing the bounds of their friendship, that he has clearly had this unspoken belief this whole time that it will be up to him to make the hard choice and save them both when the time comes and he’s just been holding off to see what julian will do until then, and that combined with julian’s clear frustration that comes less from garak’s threatening everyone’s life than from the fact that garak won’t believe in him to know what he’s doing and to do the right thing. and you can see it from how he says ‘it’s my fantasy, trust me!’ so sincerely, to even the moment when he finally shoots garak with such precision and gives him that disgruntled look after, all to let garak know that he, julian, knows what he’s doing and is more than capable of doing it. he just wants garak to believe in him

- WHEN HE TOUCHES GARAK’S CHIN AND TELLS HIM IT’S A FLESH WOUND THEY’RE BOTH SO CASUALLY PHYSICAL WITH EACH OTHER I DIE

- how julian’s nose crinkles whenever he gets intense in his final showdown with sisko (and there are definitely iterations of the holoprogram where he and noah hatefuck for sure)

- garak was straight up going to snap sisko’s neck if he tried to shoot julian

- IT ENDS WITH GARAK INVITING HIMSELF BACK TO JULIAN’S PORN PROGRAM IT’S AMAZING

also bonus: garak’s hair being Down and Out and Loose all episode like damn boy you saw the tux and decided to be as fancy as possible? it just swings around freely like you wanna just toss it over your shoulder and stalk off to julian’s hideously decorated holo-bedroom like you’re daring him to follow

in short, good ep

I’ve just seen “It” for the 4th time and I will not ever get over the fact that Muschietti decided to cut Henry Bowers scene which could make a better insight on his childhood and crazy father, that Victor Criss was a fucking background bully and they did him no justice and didn’t show him warning losers club about Henry losing his mind, that Patrick Hockstetter died so fast without even slighlty uncovering his degenerated mind (at least Owen fucking nailed the role) and I just have so many thoughts about Bowers Gang having just a little bit more attention because god damn it, twisted minds are fucking interesting.

anonymous asked:

Reader is kidnapped by heroes for interrogations, and is tortured. Films of the torture are sent to the squad. Reactions? Rescue?

REACTIONS

Black hat: Hes fucking pissed. The fact that a hero would DARE kidnap his damn employees? Out-fucking-ragous. He fucking fumes as he forces flug to create a device that will fucking OBLITERATE the hero.

Dr Flug: He’s not only pissed, but EXTREMELY worried, he doesn’t even need Black hat’s command to make something that will kill the hero, he just does it. He hopes to whatever gods are up there that you’re okay.

Demencia: She’s absolutely furious, so fucking mad that she HELPS Dr Flug, rather than hinder his progress. Nobody takes her best friend and possible crush away from her.

505: He is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY worried, he also tries to help as much as he can. He does most of the house work and feeds everybody while they work on getting you back.

THE RESCUE

Black Hat: He fucking storms into the hero’s lair, destroying everything in his way. He disembowels the hero, making sure he dies VERY painfully. When he finally finds you he’s so relieved that you’re alive. He goes as far as to carry you back home if you’re too weak to walk.

Dr Flug: His device was enough to break through the door to the lair, he runs all over the place, searching for you. When he finally finds you battered and beaten he freaks out. He puts his doctor skills to work, fixing you up as best he can before placing you on his back to run back to Black hat and the others. He increases security around your room and makes sure you ALWAYS have some sort of self-defense with you.

Demencia: She was the first one to go in, moving fast enough through enemy lines that nobody had noticed her through the commotion. When she finally finds you she’s so happy she almost cries. She throws you over her shoulder, launching herself back to the others. A few days after the incident she NEVER leaves your side. She’s almost always around the corner or behind you.

505: He didn’t assist with the rescue, instead he opted to stay home to wait for you. When you get back he’s all over you, helping you with EVERYTHING. He even sleeps with you, just in case something happens during the night. 

i’m suddenly in a big fcken iwasuga mood tonight so i made some hcs:

  • suga growing out his hair and bringing in all kinds of hairstyles he can make with his hair and showing up to practice/school/dates with it. iwaizumi notices his pretty braids and tries to tell him how pretty he looks. all he could mumble out was ‘pretty’ and suga laughed. he felt like an idiot.
  • tofu dinner nights where they just cook and eat tofu together. iwa was really shocked at how much suga loved his tofu to be extremely spicy. iwaizumi didn’t realize he’d made a horrible mistake and got up to go to the bathroom while suga switched their dishes as a joke. when iwa came back he wanted to finish dinner quickly to catch his favorite tv show so he took a huge bite and ended up screaming and chugging all of the milk in the fridge (they got some complaints from the neighbors.) 
  • suga is a total bedhog. he’ll steal the blankets, iwa’s pillow, his side of the bed. he even pushed him off once and iwa ended up sleeping on the couch for two weeks
  • iwa’s a pretty tough guy, but he swears to god suga is going to break his fuckin arm off, the way he punches when he laughs. he can’t stay mad though, suga’s laughs are too contagious
  • suga willingly joins in on makki and mattsun’s shit when they come over for a ‘surprise visit’ (aka just barge in and take over their fridge and tv). iwaizumi feels like he’s in hell and he’s told suga hundreds of times that he doesn’t feel safe in his own damn home when everyone is plotting against him
  • but iwa is super grateful when both he and suga are plotting revenge schemes on the meme team after his cereal bowl suddenly blew up in his face one morning
  • they’re both super fcking clingy when they cuddle; suga always ends up in iwa’s lap and falls asleep, or iwa just grabs onto suga whenever he’s in the middle of doing something and he doesn’t let go until he feels better
They don’t know - Yugyeom scenario (fluff, requested)

Originally posted by ofsunandstars

Anon said:  CAN YIU PRETTY PLEASE WEITE A YIGYEOM SCENARIO WHERE HE MEETS HIS SPULMAYE AT A FANSIGN AND JUST FALLS MADLY IN LOVE WITH THEM AND THE BOYS AND EEVRYONE MAKE FUN OF HIM?? THANK YOU XOXOXO

- I HOPE YOU REALLY ENJOY IT OMG! 

Members: Yugyeom x You
Genre: Fluffy 
Word count: 1384


“Oh Yugyeom get out of here. You can’t feel that way“ Bambam laughed looking at him
“Don’t even say that in front of other hyungs. They will make fun of you” he added laying down on his bed

Yugyeom licks his lips, looking down at the ground.
“It was just a different feeling. I can’t help it.” He spoke
Bambam looks to the side at him and sits up.
“Listen. She’s a fan. What if you will never see her again. Like maybe she was beautiful and you just felt the rush and felt that way.” He explains
“I know what I feel.”
“Yugyeom. You never had a girlfriend.” Bambam looks at him
“Did you ever have one?” Yugyeom raises his eyebrows and leaves the room

 

— Few hours before —


“Hii everyone!” Jackson said to the microphone and waved smiling. All the iGOT7’s started to scream and wave back.
“OPPA!” fans were shouting

Yugyeom smiled, talking to a fan. She hand him a cute flower crown.
“Do you want to put it on?” Yugyeom looked at her and leans his head down and she smiles and puts the crown on his head.
“I am pretty, am I?” he laughs, so does she
“I love you Yugyeom” she said as she moved to next member
“I love you too” he smiled


“JINYOUNG OPPA! Hi” fan said from the crowd
“Jinyoung oppa, hi? Jinyoung oppa HELLO” he said to the mic
Fans sent him hearts and he flicks them away and laughs.


Yugyeom takes the album.
“Hi” you said feeling super nervous and you wanted to cry how much excited you are.
“Hi-“ Yugyeom looks up at you, and stops for a moment. Staring at you. You felt like your face is super red.
His eyes observed your whole face. You were just too beautiful.
Him realizing he’s staring he chuckles and looks down sighing the album.
“Can I hold your hand” you put your hand over your mouth
“Of course” Yugyeom takes your hand in his, and two of held hands.
“You are very beautiful” he spoke looking up at you
“I..I.. Thank you” you blush
“I got you something” you add and take the flower crown
“Oh, but you already have one” you make a sad face
“It’s okay, put that one too” he leans his head down and you without taking your smile off put the flower crown on top of another one.
He slowly lifts his head up
“Is it falling?” he tried to look up and you laugh
“It’s steady for now” you smiled and two of you kept looking at each other, actually enjoying the silence.

He felt his heart racing, it was just something so different about you. He never wanted you to go. He wanted you to stay, that he gets to know you. Already talking to you he sees how great personality you have.
But you had to move forward.
“I’ll see you again, right?” he quickly asked
“I hope so. Yeah” you smiled, letting go of his hand and moved to Jaebum.


There were no words to describe how happy you were. No matter if they don’t come to your country, you’ll go anywhere you need to just to see him again, see them again and talk to them.

Yugyeom would always look to the side, and look at you while you’re still there.
Admire that smile and how cute you are.

After the sighing, boys come to the front of the stage. To talk to everyone who came.
“I LOVE YOU” Yugyeom did aegyo and made a heart with his arms

They would do a sexy dance off, make jokes, do aegyo, and just sit down and talk to everyone.
“We will come back hopefully again. I will miss you a lot” Youngjae said
“You were so beautiful today, all of you! Bambam winks and dabs
“I want you to come back home safely, and get a lot of rest okay?” Jackson asked
All of you shout “Yes”

For the end all of you get to hug or high five them.
Seeing the line, Yugyeom couldn’t wait for you to walk by.
As you did you smiled and hugged him tightly.
“I’ll see you soon” you said
“I love you” he smiled and let go of you and hugged another fan.

 —


“Hey Yugyeom I heard something” Jinyoung sat down on the couch in their practice room
Yugyeom danced and stopped, looking at him in review of the mirror.
“Did BamBam say something?” Yugyeom asked with his heart racing. He didn’t want anyone to know how he feels and what he feels.
“No, I just saw couple of pictures and videos online. On that last fan meet you were constantly looking at one fan” he explains
Jackson jumps on the couch next to Jinyoung.
“I likeee to hear that” he laughs
“It’s nothing. She was just pretty that’s all” Yugyeom turns around, towards them
“All iGOT7’s are pretty, they are beautiful” Jackson smiled
“Why were you staring at her?”
“I said. She was pretty” Yugyeom looks away and sits on the ground
“Oh come on. Did you feel somethinn” they started teasing
“Yeah. I did. So what?” Yugyeom looks up, his voice cold and serious

Jinyoung and Jackson look at him for a moment with a serious face on. Slowly their lips form into a smile then they let out a loud laugh. They clapped hands, grabbed onto each other how much they thought it was funny.

“Wait. You don’t even know her and you fall in love or something. Oh God” Jinyoung laughed
Jackson wiped off his tears
“Oh damn, that was funny”

Yugyeom kept looking at them, coldly and just calmly. He didn’t want to care what they think or how much they laugh about it, but he did in a way and it bothered him.
But he knew how he feels.
As he stood up, taking his stuff, Jackson and Jinyoung stopped laughing.
“Oh come on are you mad now?” Jackson asked
“Like you care?” Yugyeom just looks up at him and walks out of the practice room, shutting the door.

 — 


For months boys were preparing for another comeback. Working on their songs, choreography’s, and MV filming. 

Next comeback was “Never ever” era.

Even though it was long time ago when Yugyeom saw you, he still gets excited of a thought of you. And of a thought seeing you soon hopefully.
Still he was more focused on the comeback and wanting to work hard.

As the comeback era started, they started to perform and soon they had a fan meeting.
It was the same city where he saw you. The more and more the fan meeting was close he was getting too excited.
Bambam pushed him a bit.
“Think you going to see her again?” he smiled at Yugyeom
“Yeah. I have a feeling she’ll be here”


They came out on stage and sat down, waved, greeted everyone.
It was like all over again. He was sighing an album just talking to a fan.
He took something and began to poke Jackson with it. He laughed and took the album, sighing it and he looked up, and saw a familiar face.
It was you.
His smile grew bigger.
“It’s you again” he said
“You remember me?” you were surprised and blushed
“Yeah, of course I do. You were the most beautiful girl in here” he looked at your eyes

You put your hands on your face.
“Yugyeom, I can’t stop smiling” you laugh
“Don’t cover up that pretty face. I want to see your smile” he placed his hands on yours and moved your hands away
“Theree you are” he chuckled
“What is your name?” he added
“Y/N” you smiled looking at him while he was writing something, you could notice how he was smiling
“That is a beautiful name… I really wish we could be friends” he spoke and your face went shook
“I mean- I’m sorry” he laughs shaking his head
“No, I am just like. You are and idol and I am just a fan.”
“That doesn’t matter. At least to me.” He said

You had to move next.
“I’ll see you again soon Y/N” he smiled and waved
“I’ll see you” you smiled and waved back to him

I know this is regularly stated by the fannibal fam, but god fucking damn Mads has some sharp cheekbones, like the sharpest I’ve ever seen, as in sharper than the knife he used to gut Will, they are so Fucking sharp he could fillet me with them and turn me into steak and I’d fucking thank him, I’d feel so fucking blessed to be touched by such glory, wow

anonymous asked:

“wait. i didn’t mean that. please, come back.” dick and damian!

I’m a dirty prompt cheater and this one is going to hurt. Dickbats era.

By the time they got back to the bunker Dick had exhausted his repertoire of Bruce-isms, yet Damian still seemed unaffected. Things that would have gotten Dick to behave (Or, realistically, just apologize) just made Damian more stubborn.

As Dick put the car in park, he realized there was only one option left to him. “You’re benched. No Robin for a week.”

Damian squawked in indignation. “You cannot—“

“I can and I will,” Dick snapped, “And if you do something like this again it’ll be two weeks.”

“Father wouldn’t—“

“Bruce isn’t here, Damian. I am, so you listen to me.” Bruce would have grounded Damian for a full month, but Dick didn’t say that. “Get changed, get a snack, and then go to bed. I’ll work out the rest of your punishment in the morning.”

Damian glared for a moment, then stormed off in a huff, vanishing into the showers just as the elevator doors opened to reveal Alfred.

“Good heavens! Did something happen?”

“You could say that.” Dick replied, pulling the cowl down. “A guy pulled a gun and Damian broke both his arms.”

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  • Yoshiko: Guys! Lily has a huge stash of Yuri doujins in her closet!!
  • Mari: yeah? we know
  • Dia: I didn't! I didn't think Riko was so shameless!
  • Chika: yeah i've seen them
  • Chika: she has some fan made muse ones
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  • Ruby: I wanna know tho
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