not even mad just god damn

Lmao @ antis thinking we’re mad that sherlock and John didn’t kiss and our ship didn’t become explicitly canon and exclaiming that it was such a great episode

Like ???? Nothing was explained???? Why did Eurus flirt with John and pretend to be his therapist???? When the fuck did Mary make and send these fucking dvds???? Why did TFP seem like a totally different show??? Like there was nothing that connected it to anything else??? Mofftiss threw all of their hard work out the window?????? HOW WAS THIS GROUND BREAKING TELEVISION??? IT WAS SO CLICHE???? It was just poorly written??? Tbh I’m not even mad about johnlock as much as I am about how that episode just fucking sucked ass in general it was laughable THERE WAS A GOD DAMN CLOWN AND AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT MYCROFT WOULD ACTUALLY LET HIS INSANE SISTER MEET WITH MORIARTY??? THERE ARE SO MANY HOLES

genji isn’t even a real ninja, he’s a samurai by all god damn accounts

like, what is the extent of their research on ninjas? Naruto?  have they read up on any other god damn sources?

look, okay.  If genji were really a ninja, his gameplay would be literally nothing like how it is.  He would actually be Sombra.

He would disable healthpacks, or even make them hurt the red team and heal his own!  He would lay traps, and be able to make fake projectiles and shoot them to distract.  He would be able to camouflage.  He might, as his ult, be able to do what Hanzo does, because that at least matches up with ninja lore and rumors about what Ninja can do.  And he would be the short-range offensive player as well, because his main weapons would probably be a handgun and a short-range ninjato or tantō.  In short, he would have similar abilities to a Hanzo/sombra mix. Or, he would have been an amazing stealth/defense character, laying traps and taking them out using a combo of camo and poisons and/or latch traps like junkrat does.

if anyone should have had sword-related gameplay, it should have been Hanzo, who has the typical samurai archetype and backstory of a ronin (dishonored by clan, no master, wandering warrior).

It would have made an even better statement about their personalities and conflicts as well, because genji is clearly playful and open while hanzo is stoic and secretive.  Those two things clash directly with the ninja/samurai archetypes, yet they didn’t include that kind of story tension.

like i’m so irritated by this.  the two of them were written by a bunch of weeaboos who don’t know anything about Japanese culture past the gaming.

Shy nerds (Spencer Reid fluff)

note: While I do the requests have some Spencer fluff (this is an old story so sorry it sucks)

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anonymous asked:

Everybody's now a kid again~

Shu: Huh?!?! How’d this happen….

Reiji: Anon I suggest you turn us back…I do not enjoy being a child again…

Ayato: Pffftttt whatever Reiji you’re just mad because either way, you don’t know how to have fun!

Subaru: Whatever Ayato you don’t care because your dick size is still the same, whether kid or adult.

Laito: Oh damn Subaru~

Ayato: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! At least I don’t look the same like a certain someone…

Kanato: You better not be talking about me because let me tell you…either kid or adult…I will still kill you…

Ayato: Tch…whatever brat I don’t care! Even if I’m a kid, I’m still the best!!!

Subaru: Just shut up…God you’re even more annoying with that high pitched voice…Fuck I hate being a kid again…

Shu: Same here…please change us back..


-Meanwhile with the Mukababies-

Ruki: …

Kou: …

Yuma: …

Azusa: …Um….I don’t…really like this…

Kou: *sniffle*

Yuma: Tch…

Ruki: Anon…you have till the count of 3 to turn us back.

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me, falling rapidly in love with adam kovic:

What will (probably) happen in the next chapter:
  • Zeref: *destroys Magnolia with his army*
  • Natsu: *gets angry*
  • Zeref: Yes!
  • Natsu: *lifts the seal on the book of E.N.D. and regains his Etherious powers*
  • Zeref: YES!
  • Natsu: *unlocks his Etherious Form*
  • Zeref: HECK YES!
  • Natsu: *destroys Arvalez Empire in 2 seconds*
  • Zeref: ... GOD DAMN IT I'VE SPENT A WHOLE CENTURY BUILDING THAT SHIT-- Wait, it doesn't even matter anymore. So, will you kill me now?
  • Natsu: Wait a minute, you've gone through all of this just to make me mad enough to kill you?
  • Zeref: Yeah?
  • Natsu: ... How about no?
  • Zeref: Kill me, Natsu. Kill me or I'll kill all of your friends.
  • Natsu: What the hell?
Daddy kink.This is just my opinion...

Personally…..
I think it’s totally fine for people to call their significant other ‘daddy’ or 'baby girl’ hell even 'garbanzo bean’. That’s your thing.
I don’t think it means you want to have sex with your dad.God no.
It’s just a name.Its like role play. I mean if my significant other wanted to be called 'Voldemort’ in the bedroom I’d do it,laugh my damn ass off,but I’d try it for them.

Now,I do see some people call Mads 'Daddy’. In a way it could be a term of endearment like calling someone 'Senpai’. Other times it can be like “Oh yea I like me an older man he fine as a mothahfukah ” but I think the latter is more preference than daddy kink.

What’s the problem with liking someone older than you?

Hell if you ask me I’d tap Carmen Dell'orifice and she’s in her 80’s.

Students
  • What they say: Yes, sir.
  • What they mean: WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME LIKE EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THIS CLASS IS TALKING AND YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ME I WAS FUCKING TRYING TO GET A PENCIL FROM THE PERSON BEHIND ME SO I CAN ACTUALLY LEARN IN YOUR STUPID CLASS BUT NO YOU THINK I'M TALKING I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY JUST LOOK OVER THERE WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO GIRLS DOING ARE THEY THROWING BOOKS AT EACH OTHER WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING MAD AT THEM AND LOOK OVER THERE THOSE TWO GUYS ARE MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER AND YOU GOT MAD AT ME FOR ASKING FOR A PENCIL THIS IS A DAMN SCHOOL FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DICTATOR GIVE DETENTIONS TO WHOEVER YOU DAMN PLEASE BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS BESIDES I'M MOT GONNA USE THIS SHIT IN REAL LIFE

that one old friend that messaged me apologized several times but 1. he said he couldn’t talk to me because of “her” (his now ex) which means that he didn’t tell her the truth and got mad at me even though he fucked up so I don’t like that and I’m tempted to call him out on it

and like. his apology isn’t genuine. he does this every time.

do I tell him off… just so I get closure… I’m so bad at this shit but I’m so God damn petty and spiteful. damn.

3

I think this is the saddest part of the episode because for the first time in decades and decades of stanford hating on stanley they finally talk like true friends again but then a second later Stanford starts asking for his house back and his name back and that Stanley can only stay because he has to look after the kids, once again leaving stanley in the dust after they have to leave, and he doesnt even get a thank you for saving his brother and getting his life back. Thats cruel, and all this for a stupid college that he could have gotten into with scholarship but he had to be the dumb one and baby about it for decades. While he is basking in his college money and ending up doing what he fucking wanted to do in the first god damn place. He dares get mad at stanley that just came back from living in his car and sometimes a shitty motel, living off of scratcn n wins, almost get kidnapped, and going to jail 3 times! And all that to try to regain the friendship he had with his brother so very long ago.

a little rant about the exo fandom (sasaeng fans)

look at these boys or men they are over 20 lol but they are all talented ,they all have unique voices and abilities ,likes when kris sang i was moved. I would never imagine kris singing or even having that amazing voice or look at suho he trained for 7 year to end up in the most popular boy band in korea? or across the globe? .They look quite happy don’t they ,HAHAHAhaha….here’s the thing….

this is sort of why everything is going down hill…..

1.

ok i’m just gonna talk about the elephant in the room,so you’re mad at sojin bc she might be dating kyungsoo? ,it’s a rumour for ffs or if it’s true. Leave the god damn couple alone and pls let them make some memories.They’re humans too and they need to fell loved and yeah they feel the loved when we cheer them or buy their stuff but we can’t give them the physical love that they need?lol,well you know what i mean and as an exo-l myself i love hearing that kyungsoo is getting a gf heck if he gets laid then someone give me a high five i’m happy for that guy but heck when i heard that baek and taeyeon where dating u don’t know how i was happy just hearing these two being together dating and i’m hoping that chen and luna are more than friends but girls that doesn’t mean you get to scream at girl’s day and call them names just for dating or liking your idol pls take a chill pill  kinda sad tho bc baekyeol and kaisoo T^T

2.

ok so you would have sex with a 40 year old perverted man just to see a slight look at  exo?. Really now!?!?!?!?,i mean come are you even human and asking the boys for sperm?. Do you think they would say yes?. I think the girl already cut herself and pls don’t threat him by saying stuff like this ,do you know how much this damage him. He’s afraid of talking about woman ,the only thing he talks about is football and i don’t blame him football is fun and all but saying “i’ve never had a gf” or “no girl has looked at me before” pls you know you’re lying bc you’re afraid my friend,, this is kinda funny putting ur period blood on their door now i would do that to a friend as a prank but not my blood that’s kinda gross and to far 

3.

as you can see in the window if you look closely. You guessed it 50+ fans looking at him shop, oh boy it’s fun to go shopping but 50+ fan looking at me but let’s be srs if i were him i would never go out again if my fans keep following me everywhere. what is he needed to buy new pair of underwear bc you stole all of them XD

4.

Come on their sleeping ,couldn’t you just asked to take a picture with them after the flight ,yah i was joking just take billion pictures of them doing their own thing,oh make sure you get some of them pissed off,that’s the best part. tf no leave them be and ask them if you could take pictures and if you’re sitting that closeto them,ask them to sign your bag or smth and you might end up chatting with them ,that’s called being polite ,also i take pictures of my friends sleeping bc it’s funny and i show them it later and ofc deleting it or they want to keep it but exo don’t know you and its weird tbh their strangers to u,so yeah creepy 

5. 

you have simple PISSED ME OFF MORE THAN ONCE EX- I mean SASAENG FANS. Don’t fkn cut yourself. Are you that fkn weak cutting your skin just bc of some boyband that will never notice you. I mean you’re not only harming the boys but you’re harming yourself,you are literally abusing yourself and if you are dealing with depression talk to someone heck talk to me ,but call a psychologist and get help!! SIGH

6.

i should be laughing but oh boy you girls are crazy no wonder they call you sasaeng fans but these things make the boys wish they had their normal life’s ,they might even think that they made a big mistake just being artist ,and china pls chill ,you don’t put love letters in a lay’s bag ,you put chips in there duh 

7.

1.two word disappointment and clever but that just wrong on so many levels   2.ok no shit tho,you shouldn’t take a DSLR camera with u to see your idol ,just take pics with the good new iPhone 6 (i was gonna say old but 6+)                   3.why do you want to hear tao sing and hum in the shower O_O ,do you listen to that when you sleep or coughtouchyourselfcough,that’s just over the line oh wait never mind you’re a sasaeng sorry i thought you were human                          4.this is same as third but you could actually see smth and good thing they ripped that sucker open,but wasn’t there a incident where luhan was in his room getting ready for a show and a sasaeng hid a camera in his room,again you’re a special kind of something,thumbs up for that                                                                                                             5.RUDE,it takes a long time to clean and i think lay is counting his underwear and i bet he found none but i think he found some chips in his lay’s bag           6.OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHING and yah thats a nono but it’s to funny           7.don’t mess with hunhan pls ,stay in your lane and sexually harassing them isn’t gonna make them want you more or making them notice you,i think they quickly want to get away form you and far far far far far far from you,you know you might even turn them gay,that’s how my friend turned but we all know he was born fabulous                                                                                            8.YA NASTY seriously ,do you even go school or work!??!, but do you even know what’s on that floor,theres lot of bacteria,dirt and loads of gross stuff 

8. 

this one I’m personally mad at,cause i’m a lol player myself and i watch these matches and why are you mad just because their team name is mineski ,i think it was mineski ^^

9.

poor guy. I feel so sorry for him,to bad we can’t be all normal and fangirl over what he posts on insta or question is derp level /i say it’s HIGH/ and where do these girls get his number is his number something likes 119? maybe it is….

10.

i’m so embarrassed being a exo-l right now ,just look at kyungsoo he fkn pissed as hell,none of the fans are listening to the bodyguards or baek and chanyeol,ugh i’m so embarrassed ,why can’t the girl clam themselves down and to the normal fans i respect you so much and rip because you’ll be dying just seeing the boys and of all the sasaeng fans pushing you and i think the hospital is calling your name because them sasaeng got no jams 

ok there are more stuff that’s been happening but real talk. Ladies calm yo tits when you see the boys and idk this might just be south korean /chines girls with fkn north korea up they’re vajayjays 

yah and by a little rant i mean 20 minute rant i’m v sorry but i just had to and personal thought i don’t keep update as much with the boys bc theres to much bad stuff happening and also got7 give me some feels exo-l are scaring me 

Update from 2k16: shit my grammar sucked ass back in 2014. I cringe actually knowing that people liked it
PS-FUCKING-A

•if you want to call twenty one pilots, 21pilots than fucking do it!

•if you want to tag it 21p, by all means do it!

•if you want to use top or tøp have fucking at it!

you can literally call them whatever you want it’s your blog and you’re the one typing. (you could even make a new band name, “josh dun and the screaming string bean”)

im just so sick of seeing posts where someone is giving shit to clique (and non clique) members for using things other than “twenty one pilots” I know the boys said they liked it better than 21 but god no one really wants to type it out every damn time! so stop this madness!

I just learned that Wi-Fi™ isn’t short for a gods-damned thing and is just a catchy name that marketers came up with and is a fucking pun on Hi-Fi which stopped being common term and relevant to a single fucking thing five years before most people on this blue hell mouth were born!

I’m so mad and I can’t even explain why.

why tf does it have to be a cryfest about cars around here
“im not a stance guy i like going fast”
no ones gives a shit about your passive agressive comments about disliking lowered/fitted cars. your ego is bigger then the pile of shit that comes out of your mouth every time you speak

i am MAD and ANNOYED with car people around here. they are draining, not fun, and everything has to be a god damned competition.

none of the competition is passion based either. its all about having the most hp, the most IG likes or being the center of attention at the meets/gtg’s/shows. and thats not just directed at the horsepower boys. the bagged/stanced guys around here are even worse.

then we have the guys that look down on anyone without full aero / huge multipiece wheels / expensive parts. stop that. everyone starts somewhere and everything takes time.

an actually cool/passionate person could pretty much drive anything, and as long as they put their heart and soul into it, it will be cool. “heart and soul” could mean leaving it stock, making it have 600hp, drifting it into a wall, or anything in between. and that goes for all breeds of car enthusiasts and all brands/styles of cars.

THIS IS MORE THEN SKIN DEEP.

The only reason Mikayuu moved down to fucking 8th place is because homophobic people have such a big ass problem with this gay ship when it has shown more signs than any other fucking ship on Owari No Seraph. I bet half of the people who voted for Yuu///noa don’t even ship it, NOR WATCH THE SHOW. It’s not fair, and reading the ridiculous comments, saying we’re getting mad for no damn reason? We have every reason to be mad. God, I’m so tired of all of this. Mikayuu has every right to be on the top, but so many people are just so fucking against.

I hate hux and his stupid fucking red hair god he is so stupid

what an idiOT WHY DOES HE GET MAD AT ME ALL THE TIME GOD DAMN IT I HATE MYSELF I JUST WANNA BE HIS FRIEND BUT NOOOO THIS ANGRY SOULLESS FUCKING GINGER NEEDS TO SHOUT AT ME WHENEVER I GET MAD ITS NOT LIKE I CAN CONTROL MY EMOTIONS!! IT MAKES ME A STRONGER SITH BY THE WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCK

So I’m pissed now. And this isn’t even just about Niel. It’s about everything. How idols are treated in particular. This god damn witch hunt by fans of his own group. Getting shit left and right from K-netz and I-netz. The fact that he was forced to apologise. The fan ‘explanations’ as to why they’re mad. It’s absolute bullshit. BULL. SHIT. SO I’m going to vent.  This is going to be some major TL;DR. So proceed at caution. Or maybe look away idk. I just want to rant.

First, Let me set out the grand tale for you thus far:

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