not even mad just god damn


Don’t worry. No one’s going under the ship today. Though, the thought had crossed my mind. No, I’m quite certain I can do better than that.

  • person: why do you like mad max so much?
  • what i mean: there are no less than 14 women protagonists who all have agency and are narrators of their own stories and none of them exist as male wish fulfillment or as a side kick to a male character and they all have different personalities and purposes and their strengths and weaknesses are presented without making some statement about women being better or less than men but also they use their femininity in extremely powerful ways which demonstrates that women are different than men but no less valuable to the story and they are put on equal playing field with the men in the movie and are not sexualized or demeaned despite the fact that five of them are escaping sex slavery and the sexual violence against them is never shown and one of the messages of the movie is that even these women in positions of 'privilege' are still oppressed and are victims of male violence and entitlement which reminds me that another message of the movie is the destructive nature of toxic masculinity and even the good guys in the movie are not praised or unnecessarily affirmed by the women when they do good things but instead there is a sort of mutual trust and friendship built that is way more realistic and powerful and basically it passes every test associated with how women are treated in movies and also it's just a really damn good movie with amazing visuals and insane amounts of world building and beautiful cinematography and real messages about our world
  • what i say: there's a guy with a flame throwing guitar
The Arrangement (Part 14)

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

Summary: Dean tries to cope with your breakup, and then gets a surprise visit from Crowley. Your friends take you out to try and cheer you up, but eventually you head home alone, only to find someone waiting for you.

Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,500

Warnings: Language, alcohol consumption (like a lot) (this is not how to cope with feelings, friends), heartbreak, sadness, loneliness, desperation, suspense, cliff-hanger

A/N: Reminder… I love you guys a lot. Like so much. Don’t hate me, it’ll be okay!

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You might think Jungkook’s bold enough when he asks for a hug from Jimin, kneels down before him and holds out his hand for Jimin to take, but boy he’s really just that shy boy from next door who would peep to see if Jimin’s around and smile to himself when he sees him.

Just look at him smiling and blushing like a mad man in love when Jimin makes a move on him. He’s whipped af.

casual misogyny in fandom is a hell of a drug man

i totally understand being upset that dirk was demonized a lot in the past and wanting to see him be softer – i really, really get that

but like….. you can’t say “what about the trauma mom caused rose” when you don’t like…. care.

dirk is a subject of heated debate because dave is probably the single most popular character in the webcomic. the hyperfocus on strider manpain literally helped create this problem.

yeah, it sucks that we don’t explore mom and rose’s relationship more or try to parse it more closely. many have already. but not…. THAT many. not enough that anyone like, mentions mom lalonde or roxy other than including her in the backgrounds of group pictures

it’s absolutely frustrating that anyone would imply “you just don’t want to get mad at female characters for being abusive” when some of y'all don’t even think about female characters. you don’t care! this has always been a long-standing frustration for me wrt fandom and it’s even more frustrating when people are like “why are we always talking about [bad] guys? why don’t we talk about [bad] girls?” bc it’s like….. some of you never devote that much god damn attention to girls anyway

the first like 4-5 years i was in this fandom i didn’t see a single person point out that vriska was a child abuse victim even though there were essays upon essays upon essays speculating about dave’s guardian. i had to watch strider manpain bullshit trainwreck terezi’s character in the fandom because she existed as a prop to dave for years. i cant even to this day find a fanfiction about rose and kanaya specifically without digging through hundreds upon hundreds of dave/karkat and john/karkat fics in the AO3 tag that feature rose and kanaya speaking once

like yeah dude it sucks that the homestuck fandom was really hard on dirk. but you really can’t act shocked when nobody took the time and effort to analyze morally gray female characters the way they did male characters (vriska is the exception to this rule but she’s a very rare case and that’s another can of worms), because of course they didn’t. they never do.

fandom creates these problems for a multitude of reasons mostly involving an absolute unwillingness to care about even very well-written female characters (unless they’re interacting with boys) that eventually runs into this whole idea i’m seeing that somehow we’re harder on characters like dirk than morally gray female characters, when that is not and has never been true

people aren’t harder on dirk than mom lalonde or roxy or mindfang or any other ~questionable~ female character – they just care more about him.

bad sides of the moon signs

from our personal experience

aries moon: do you have any other emotion than rage? you are such a primitive human, your instinct to everything is HULK DESTROY. youre childish and probably once tried to murder your friend because they said you dont look good in your shirt. your anger levels are unreal, you go berserk because of everything, you have serious anger issues. also, stop expecting everyone to get over their bad mood in 5 seconds like you do.

taurus moon: no, you are not always right. no, your opinions arent automatically the right ones. stop assuming you know better than everyone and consider everyone elses opinion for once. youre way too stubborn and hide your feelings so you can seem mature.

gemini moon: i hope youre proud of setting the world record of how many emotions one human can go through in one minute. seriously, youre crazy. you either completely hide your feelings from everyone and put up a happy front or feel every emotion possible in a span of a minute. no wonder no one can put up with your moods. and no, youre not as intellectual as you think.

cancer moon: stop hiding your goddamn feelings. you hide them and build up anger until you explode and blow up on everyone in sight and lash out. your victim complex is strong, you blame everyone except yourself. you probably make everyone think youre tough but cry 5 hours a day in your room at home.

leo moon: did you know you are not special? shocking, right? you think youre so special and your emotions are the most important thing in the world, you demand attention and admiration from all of your friends at once and throw a tantrum if you dont get attention for 5 minutes. youre so easily hurt too, you make everyone think you have no feelings but in reality youre hurt because one of your friends doesnt talk to you for 5 seconds.

virgo moon: jesus christ, cut yourself some slack. youre constantly criticising yourself and hate yourself if youre not perfect in everything you do. you hold others to high standards as well and get mad if they dont live up to them. you also think you know better than everyone.

libra moon: stop trying to please everyone, its not that important to be well liked. you steal traits from others and try to get everyone to like you and be your friend, even though inside youre just hollow. you have no clue how to deal with emotions either.

scorpio moon: youre so god damn dramatic, you probably write poetry about how life is so hard and how youre not sure how youll manage because you accidentally broke a glass. you know exactly how to read others and use this to your advantage to manipulate people and get them to do exactly what you want. also can you open up for once? yes blah blah trust issues bad past youve been hurt blah blah but you cant get mad at other people if you can hide your emotions like a master and then they dont know how to tell what youre feeling.

sagittarius moon: honestly? you just being yourself is enough to roast you, i dont even have to write anything. no matter how old you are, you act like an immature reckless teenager, you run away from everything, feelings, problems, responsibilites and just go out and have fun. learn how to be mature. if youre in a depressed mood you instantly show escapist behavior and want to get drunk to run away from your feelings. your responsibilities will catch up to you one day and itll bite you in the ass.

capricorn moon: you want to make everyone think you have no emotions and probably think of yourself as stoic and tough but inside youre just weak. you get hurt by the smallest things. your front isnt convincing either, everyone can tell what youre feeling. also, have you ever heard of the verb “enjoy”? i dont think so since you criticize every damn thing, you literally cant enjoy something without pointing out its flaws.

aquarius moon: yes we get it, youre special and logical and above others. so unique, wow. you act like 30 year old virgins who think theyre hot shit, you think youre better than others and constantly look down on others while you also think youre some sort of god who has acquired all knowledge. newsflash asshole, youre nothing special. just shut the fuck up, no one wants to listen to you. no matter your gender, you constantly mansplain shit. your social media username is probably something like “HypergodOfDeath”.

pisces moon: i have to admit, your acting and manipulation skills are impressive. you act like an innocent little lamb, make everyone love you and as soon as someone dares to cross you you turn everyone against them because someone as sweet as you cant hurt anyone, right? there are two types of you, one that pretends to act emotional to gain sympathy and is secretly the devil in disguise and theres the other one, the one whos constantly wallowing in self pity and thinks the world is sooo cruel and against them. i hate both of you.

anonymous asked:

Reader is kidnapped by heroes for interrogations, and is tortured. Films of the torture are sent to the squad. Reactions? Rescue?


Black hat: Hes fucking pissed. The fact that a hero would DARE kidnap his damn employees? Out-fucking-ragous. He fucking fumes as he forces flug to create a device that will fucking OBLITERATE the hero.

Dr Flug: He’s not only pissed, but EXTREMELY worried, he doesn’t even need Black hat’s command to make something that will kill the hero, he just does it. He hopes to whatever gods are up there that you’re okay.

Demencia: She’s absolutely furious, so fucking mad that she HELPS Dr Flug, rather than hinder his progress. Nobody takes her best friend and possible crush away from her.

505: He is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY worried, he also tries to help as much as he can. He does most of the house work and feeds everybody while they work on getting you back.


Black Hat: He fucking storms into the hero’s lair, destroying everything in his way. He disembowels the hero, making sure he dies VERY painfully. When he finally finds you he’s so relieved that you’re alive. He goes as far as to carry you back home if you’re too weak to walk.

Dr Flug: His device was enough to break through the door to the lair, he runs all over the place, searching for you. When he finally finds you battered and beaten he freaks out. He puts his doctor skills to work, fixing you up as best he can before placing you on his back to run back to Black hat and the others. He increases security around your room and makes sure you ALWAYS have some sort of self-defense with you.

Demencia: She was the first one to go in, moving fast enough through enemy lines that nobody had noticed her through the commotion. When she finally finds you she’s so happy she almost cries. She throws you over her shoulder, launching herself back to the others. A few days after the incident she NEVER leaves your side. She’s almost always around the corner or behind you.

505: He didn’t assist with the rescue, instead he opted to stay home to wait for you. When you get back he’s all over you, helping you with EVERYTHING. He even sleeps with you, just in case something happens during the night. 

i’m suddenly in a big fcken iwasuga mood tonight so i made some hcs:

  • suga growing out his hair and bringing in all kinds of hairstyles he can make with his hair and showing up to practice/school/dates with it. iwaizumi notices his pretty braids and tries to tell him how pretty he looks. all he could mumble out was ‘pretty’ and suga laughed. he felt like an idiot.
  • tofu dinner nights where they just cook and eat tofu together. iwa was really shocked at how much suga loved his tofu to be extremely spicy. iwaizumi didn’t realize he’d made a horrible mistake and got up to go to the bathroom while suga switched their dishes as a joke. when iwa came back he wanted to finish dinner quickly to catch his favorite tv show so he took a huge bite and ended up screaming and chugging all of the milk in the fridge (they got some complaints from the neighbors.) 
  • suga is a total bedhog. he’ll steal the blankets, iwa’s pillow, his side of the bed. he even pushed him off once and iwa ended up sleeping on the couch for two weeks
  • iwa’s a pretty tough guy, but he swears to god suga is going to break his fuckin arm off, the way he punches when he laughs. he can’t stay mad though, suga’s laughs are too contagious
  • suga willingly joins in on makki and mattsun’s shit when they come over for a ‘surprise visit’ (aka just barge in and take over their fridge and tv). iwaizumi feels like he’s in hell and he’s told suga hundreds of times that he doesn’t feel safe in his own damn home when everyone is plotting against him
  • but iwa is super grateful when both he and suga are plotting revenge schemes on the meme team after his cereal bowl suddenly blew up in his face one morning
  • they’re both super fcking clingy when they cuddle; suga always ends up in iwa’s lap and falls asleep, or iwa just grabs onto suga whenever he’s in the middle of doing something and he doesn’t let go until he feels better

i’m watching our man bashir for the second time and god this episode is just everything

- the fact that garak doesn’t stop applauding until julian comes over to him

- how garak complains that julian spends every free hour on the holoprogram which he’d only know if he was watching him constantly

- garak’s constant smile and how he’s obviously both amused and delighted by everything

- how said smile drops the moment julian’s valet touches him

- nana visitor is gorgeous

- i assume colonel komananov is just a thicc dark-haired barrelchested short guy who is super sexxxy and very ~mysterious in the original - in fact lbr ALL the love-interests are just iterations of garak in the original

- when julian says ‘he knows nothing’ and garak looks so downcast and you can tell that’s the moment it stops being fun and that julian is punishing him

- julian is just so so handsome it’s ridiculous

- garak willing to kill miles just to prove a point (and definitely not because he’s mad o'brien was caressing his boyfriend with his gun)

- duchamp is always played by a worf clone bc he’s hot as fuck in a white tux. also he and dr noah are always dating


- garak has no idea what human money means but watching julian haggle with worf!duchamp is something he’s going to remember next time the good doctor tries to demur on price

- garak’s little wobble as he goes down when he gets knocked out

- when sisko rants and garak just stares at him like god damn is this really the kind of people your species came up with? like how did you people make it this far?? and why aren’t you just assassinating him like a good spy would?

- garak getting up when sisko calls julian mr bashir like honey, honey no i’ve been in this situation before this is where they try to kill you honey time to go


- lbr that whole scene is the biggest argument for garashir ever like no way you’re willing to act out that embarrassing attempt at seduction in front of a man you’re not having sex with

- the whole argument underground it breaks my heart every time. the fact that garak is always testing, testing, testing the bounds of their friendship, that he has clearly had this unspoken belief this whole time that it will be up to him to make the hard choice and save them both when the time comes and he’s just been holding off to see what julian will do until then, and that combined with julian’s clear frustration that comes less from garak’s threatening everyone’s life than from the fact that garak won’t believe in him to know what he’s doing and to do the right thing. and you can see it from how he says ‘it’s my fantasy, trust me!’ so sincerely, to even the moment when he finally shoots garak with such precision and gives him that disgruntled look after, all to let garak know that he, julian, knows what he’s doing and is more than capable of doing it. he just wants garak to believe in him


- how julian’s nose crinkles whenever he gets intense in his final showdown with sisko (and there are definitely iterations of the holoprogram where he and noah hatefuck for sure)

- garak was straight up going to snap sisko’s neck if he tried to shoot julian


also bonus: garak’s hair being Down and Out and Loose all episode like damn boy you saw the tux and decided to be as fancy as possible? it just swings around freely like you wanna just toss it over your shoulder and stalk off to julian’s hideously decorated holo-bedroom like you’re daring him to follow

in short, good ep

I know this is regularly stated by the fannibal fam, but god fucking damn Mads has some sharp cheekbones, like the sharpest I’ve ever seen, as in sharper than the knife he used to gut Will, they are so Fucking sharp he could fillet me with them and turn me into steak and I’d fucking thank him, I’d feel so fucking blessed to be touched by such glory, wow

They don’t know - Yugyeom scenario (fluff, requested)

Originally posted by ofsunandstars



Members: Yugyeom x You
Genre: Fluffy 
Word count: 1384

“Oh Yugyeom get out of here. You can’t feel that way“ Bambam laughed looking at him
“Don’t even say that in front of other hyungs. They will make fun of you” he added laying down on his bed

Yugyeom licks his lips, looking down at the ground.
“It was just a different feeling. I can’t help it.” He spoke
Bambam looks to the side at him and sits up.
“Listen. She’s a fan. What if you will never see her again. Like maybe she was beautiful and you just felt the rush and felt that way.” He explains
“I know what I feel.”
“Yugyeom. You never had a girlfriend.” Bambam looks at him
“Did you ever have one?” Yugyeom raises his eyebrows and leaves the room


— Few hours before —

“Hii everyone!” Jackson said to the microphone and waved smiling. All the iGOT7’s started to scream and wave back.
“OPPA!” fans were shouting

Yugyeom smiled, talking to a fan. She hand him a cute flower crown.
“Do you want to put it on?” Yugyeom looked at her and leans his head down and she smiles and puts the crown on his head.
“I am pretty, am I?” he laughs, so does she
“I love you Yugyeom” she said as she moved to next member
“I love you too” he smiled

“JINYOUNG OPPA! Hi” fan said from the crowd
“Jinyoung oppa, hi? Jinyoung oppa HELLO” he said to the mic
Fans sent him hearts and he flicks them away and laughs.

Yugyeom takes the album.
“Hi” you said feeling super nervous and you wanted to cry how much excited you are.
“Hi-“ Yugyeom looks up at you, and stops for a moment. Staring at you. You felt like your face is super red.
His eyes observed your whole face. You were just too beautiful.
Him realizing he’s staring he chuckles and looks down sighing the album.
“Can I hold your hand” you put your hand over your mouth
“Of course” Yugyeom takes your hand in his, and two of held hands.
“You are very beautiful” he spoke looking up at you
“I..I.. Thank you” you blush
“I got you something” you add and take the flower crown
“Oh, but you already have one” you make a sad face
“It’s okay, put that one too” he leans his head down and you without taking your smile off put the flower crown on top of another one.
He slowly lifts his head up
“Is it falling?” he tried to look up and you laugh
“It’s steady for now” you smiled and two of you kept looking at each other, actually enjoying the silence.

He felt his heart racing, it was just something so different about you. He never wanted you to go. He wanted you to stay, that he gets to know you. Already talking to you he sees how great personality you have.
But you had to move forward.
“I’ll see you again, right?” he quickly asked
“I hope so. Yeah” you smiled, letting go of his hand and moved to Jaebum.

There were no words to describe how happy you were. No matter if they don’t come to your country, you’ll go anywhere you need to just to see him again, see them again and talk to them.

Yugyeom would always look to the side, and look at you while you’re still there.
Admire that smile and how cute you are.

After the sighing, boys come to the front of the stage. To talk to everyone who came.
“I LOVE YOU” Yugyeom did aegyo and made a heart with his arms

They would do a sexy dance off, make jokes, do aegyo, and just sit down and talk to everyone.
“We will come back hopefully again. I will miss you a lot” Youngjae said
“You were so beautiful today, all of you! Bambam winks and dabs
“I want you to come back home safely, and get a lot of rest okay?” Jackson asked
All of you shout “Yes”

For the end all of you get to hug or high five them.
Seeing the line, Yugyeom couldn’t wait for you to walk by.
As you did you smiled and hugged him tightly.
“I’ll see you soon” you said
“I love you” he smiled and let go of you and hugged another fan.


“Hey Yugyeom I heard something” Jinyoung sat down on the couch in their practice room
Yugyeom danced and stopped, looking at him in review of the mirror.
“Did BamBam say something?” Yugyeom asked with his heart racing. He didn’t want anyone to know how he feels and what he feels.
“No, I just saw couple of pictures and videos online. On that last fan meet you were constantly looking at one fan” he explains
Jackson jumps on the couch next to Jinyoung.
“I likeee to hear that” he laughs
“It’s nothing. She was just pretty that’s all” Yugyeom turns around, towards them
“All iGOT7’s are pretty, they are beautiful” Jackson smiled
“Why were you staring at her?”
“I said. She was pretty” Yugyeom looks away and sits on the ground
“Oh come on. Did you feel somethinn” they started teasing
“Yeah. I did. So what?” Yugyeom looks up, his voice cold and serious

Jinyoung and Jackson look at him for a moment with a serious face on. Slowly their lips form into a smile then they let out a loud laugh. They clapped hands, grabbed onto each other how much they thought it was funny.

“Wait. You don’t even know her and you fall in love or something. Oh God” Jinyoung laughed
Jackson wiped off his tears
“Oh damn, that was funny”

Yugyeom kept looking at them, coldly and just calmly. He didn’t want to care what they think or how much they laugh about it, but he did in a way and it bothered him.
But he knew how he feels.
As he stood up, taking his stuff, Jackson and Jinyoung stopped laughing.
“Oh come on are you mad now?” Jackson asked
“Like you care?” Yugyeom just looks up at him and walks out of the practice room, shutting the door.


For months boys were preparing for another comeback. Working on their songs, choreography’s, and MV filming. 

Next comeback was “Never ever” era.

Even though it was long time ago when Yugyeom saw you, he still gets excited of a thought of you. And of a thought seeing you soon hopefully.
Still he was more focused on the comeback and wanting to work hard.

As the comeback era started, they started to perform and soon they had a fan meeting.
It was the same city where he saw you. The more and more the fan meeting was close he was getting too excited.
Bambam pushed him a bit.
“Think you going to see her again?” he smiled at Yugyeom
“Yeah. I have a feeling she’ll be here”

They came out on stage and sat down, waved, greeted everyone.
It was like all over again. He was sighing an album just talking to a fan.
He took something and began to poke Jackson with it. He laughed and took the album, sighing it and he looked up, and saw a familiar face.
It was you.
His smile grew bigger.
“It’s you again” he said
“You remember me?” you were surprised and blushed
“Yeah, of course I do. You were the most beautiful girl in here” he looked at your eyes

You put your hands on your face.
“Yugyeom, I can’t stop smiling” you laugh
“Don’t cover up that pretty face. I want to see your smile” he placed his hands on yours and moved your hands away
“Theree you are” he chuckled
“What is your name?” he added
“Y/N” you smiled looking at him while he was writing something, you could notice how he was smiling
“That is a beautiful name… I really wish we could be friends” he spoke and your face went shook
“I mean- I’m sorry” he laughs shaking his head
“No, I am just like. You are and idol and I am just a fan.”
“That doesn’t matter. At least to me.” He said

You had to move next.
“I’ll see you again soon Y/N” he smiled and waved
“I’ll see you” you smiled and waved back to him

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8i for the ficlet thing

Ahhhhhh I don’t know how to make things short anymoreeeeee.


Dr. Merlin Emrys was the best forensic scientist in Camelot City. He was detailed and thorough in everything he did. There was never a scrap of evidence out of place or a particle forgotten when Merlin was working on a case. It was probably the only reason Super Special Agent Prat-dragon put up with Merlin for so long. Especially when Merlin called his boss, Special Agent Arthur Pendragon, any variation of his real name. It was a miracle Merlin hadn’t been sacked for insubordination.

Arthur usually said that he only kept Merlin around because no one else could identify ‘random shit’ like Merlin could. Merlin took it as a compliment since the evidence he found was usually essential to their cases. Once Arthur even admitted that without Merlin his team would have been dead in the water on a few cases.

Despite all Arthur’s talk, Merlin was fairly certain that Arthur kept him around because Arthur actually liked him. Merlin had been added to Pendragon’s team five years ago, and despite a rocky start, Merlin and Arthur had clicked within that first year. Their minds worked in sync and as soon as Arthur had something, Merlin was one step behind him. They were two peas in a pod, despite the fact that they bantered more than they talked. They saw each other everyday. If it wasn’t at the morning report, it was lunch in the cafeteria, or Arthur visiting Merlin in his lab. Arthur often brought Merlin his favorite coffee from Dragons Cafe with a perfect amount of whipped cream (too much whipped cream in Arthur’s opinion). Merlin also knew that Arthur went in person to get the coffee, instead of sending a terrified lackey, because the cups always said ‘Arthur’ on the sides. They had become a pair, and Merlin had thought perhaps if they hadn’t met at work…there would be something more there too.

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The mixup

Originally posted by gliceria

“Okay but seriously, who’s your favorite?!”
Nat asked as she and Wanda watched the screen and both turned to you.

You frowned and looked at them confused. “Huh?”

The episode playing on the screen was of your favorite show on Netflix. Nat continued chewing more popcorn as Wanda paused the show.

“Oh… you mean of the show? Oh that’s easy! Sam of course he has the best hair and the sweetest personality!”

“Plus he’s tall.” Wanda chimes in. Nat nods in agreement.

“I prefer Dean he seems more my type.” Nat shrugs and smiles at you and Wanda.

“But Sam does have better abs…” You throw a piece of popcorn to Wanda.

Of course the show you were watching was Supernatural. Being an avenger had its perks but it also meant you never got any down time… which for you was Supernatural, catch-up days. You loved Sam. He was your favorite of the two brothers although you were more like Dean as you ate more pie than even Bucky or Steve with their super soldier metabolism.

Relaxing with the girls was always fun, although you would rather be cuddling a certain super soldier… James Buchanan Barnes. You never thought anyone knew of your hopeless crush until one day Wanda said something about him, teasingly and you glared at her but bit your tongue, trying to not cause a scene. 

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Aqours Group Chat: Yuri Doujins
  • Yoshiko: Guys! Lily has a huge stash of Yuri doujins in her closet!!
  • Mari: yeah? we know
  • Dia: I didn't! I didn't think Riko was so shameless!
  • Chika: yeah i've seen them
  • Chika: she has some fan made muse ones
  • Dia: Muse yuri doujins!?
  • Mari: oooo are you interested? come on all of us read some yuri im sure
  • Dia: I do not!
  • Yoshiko: No way!
  • You: They help when the real thing comes.
  • Chika: you'd know bb
  • You: ;)
  • Yoshiko: is that how Lily knew what to do…
  • Mari: ooooo riko knows what she's doing!
  • Ruby: What are we talking about?
  • Riko: Why is this happening. I left my phone for 10 minutes.
  • Riko: Yocchan you looked in my closet last night???
  • Ruby: I wanna know tho
  • Chika: We're talking about sex
  • You: We're talking about sex
  • Ruby: Oh that's what I thought
  • Yoshiko: I only peeked Lily
  • Dia: Noooooo my pure little sister is being corrupted.
  • Hanamaru: ruby when are you comming
  • Ruby: PM me Hana-chan
  • Dia: Ruby DO NOT apply anything you learn from this sin chat with Hanamaru
  • Hanamaru: wats PM
  • Ruby: Just reply to the message I sent you in our chat sweetie.
  • Ruby: I think they're right sis. It's better if I know what I'm doing rather than going in blind.
  • Yoshiko: I didn't know what to do with what I found Lily :c
  • Riko: my life is over
  • Kanan: wow chat’s been active
  • Yoshiko: it seems to be normal Lily! It even helps You says! Please don't leave me!
  • Kanan: lovers quarrel?
  • Mari: Nah Yoshi just found Riko’s dirty doujins.
  • Kanan: ahh well if we’re talking about our gfs kinks
  • Kanan: Mari has a whip
  • Mari: It’s Joke!
  • Mari: hahaha very funny babe
  • You: I'm not surprised
  • Chika: Neither am I
  • Mari: god damn it
  • You: Speaking of all this, am I good to come over tonight Chika?
  • Chika: ye bb
  • You: Sweet.
  • Dia:’re all full of sin…
  • Riko: Yocchan just showed up at my house with flowers to apologize <3
  • Riko: My gf is so sweet. I wasn’t even that mad.
  • Chika: Get it Yoshiko!
  • Kanan: Don’t stay up too late girls
  • You: I guess I’ll see you in the morning Yoshiko
  • Yoshiko: ;)
She’s a child

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A/N: sorry this one took so long to get up and it’s pretty short too. Been super busy with school and getting all my makeup done since I’ve been very sick lately. Hope you enjoy none less and requests are always open! ♡

warnings; none except horrible transitions.

“What up everybody! We’re back!”

A grin broke onto your face at the sight of your older brothers happy expressions. 

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I'm rewatching Hannibal (finally)!

I missed the show a lot, I missed how things were on season one, I missed the characters, I was dying to see Bervely Katz again, and today i just let myself have it.

I notice how many things have changed between seasons, like how Will’s development is insane, its like first season Will is one person and third season Will is another.

Also how FUCKING gorgeous Hugh Dancy is, oh my god, the damn eyes, the hair, the quivering lips, it’s an work of art! He’s also such a great actor, so talented!

And Mads? Like what a ethereal creature, man. His characterization its just unreal, from the way he talks, walks, blinks. S U R E E A L !

What about their chemistry, the uncharted levels of ust even in the first episode??? How could we ever doubt they were meant to be?

I don’t think I appreciate this show enough while it was on tv man, but I intend to do so, now.

1198) I genuinely hate the people in the lgbt community who are bigoted against others in the LGBT community. Like I aren’t you supposed to understand the struggle? Aren’t you supposed to be supportive? I’m so tired of lesbians being biphobic, bi people saying pan people are attention seekers, Cis people being transphobic. Can this madness just stop? Please?! If you don’t understand something, research or shut your god damn mouth. It’s exactly like how way back when in the 1950’s people say they didn’t understand gay and lesbian folks. Uneducated people trying to comment on what they don’t Get. And even now it’s infecting its own community.

anti fucking likes chicken nuggets.

* Have not proofread. Wrote at 3am while high. I am now craving mcnuggets.

Shit, I’m hungry. Shit, I forgot to eat. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Editing videos is really time consuming..

I stand up with a loud yawn, stretching my arms up behind me.

I feel that annoying twitching in my fingertips, sighing softly as I lower my arms.

“Let’s get pizza!” I hear in my own mind, scoffing at the voice.

“We had leftover pizza for breakfast, dipshit.” I said aloud, not worried about someone hearing me talking to myself. Ah, yes, lonely advantages.

“Yes, but I want more!” It made my hand twitch, a lot more violent than before.

“No! Shut up, you’re gonna make me fat!” I huff and cross my arms, grabbing my wallet and hoodie.

“So? You’re already a gamer, it’s not like it’ll make a difference.” I only roll my eyes at the voice.

Soon enough, I’m at a total crossroads. Well, literally.

On one side of the street, McDonalds. On the other side, some stupid vegan restaraunt.

Instead of just standing in front of the cross, looking dumbly between establishments while I battle with my own mind, I take my phone out and lean against a nearby lamppost.

“McDonalds! C'mon! Let’s fuckin go!” Stupid, stupid, voice. I sigh and pretend to take a call, making it easier to blow off talking to the voice in my head.

“No, we had McDonalds last week.” I retorted, sort of watching the people idly walking around me.

“It’s been a week, that’s long enough. I want my fuckin’ McNuggets!” The voice was attempting to take control of me, I could tell. My foot twitched a bit, my sane half disguising it with easy tapping.

“God, shut up. No more junk food.” I rested one hand in my pocket, chewing on my lip as I took a step forward in the direction of the stupid vegan place. He’s gonna be so mad.

“No! No, no no, you idiot - God damnit, no, other way! Go the other way! The McDonalds is the OTHER WAY!” Maybe slapping myself would hurt him, too. Would it get him to shut up? Even if it would, I didn’t attempt it.

This.. second personality of mine? Asshole. TOTAL asshole. Here I am, trying to stay healthy for my own sake, and he’s forcing me through the doors of a damn McDonalds.

Wait, when did I get to the doors of the McDonalds - Fuck. Fuck, god damnit, no. He got control, shit.

We’re here anyways, so I just sigh and go up to the counter. He’s quieted down, thankfully.

Well, I THOUGHT he quited down. Until he makes me flinch with how loud he shouts “MCNUGGETS!” in my own head.

God, it’s so weird. I swear I can hear him but no one else can. He’s not real. Well.. sort of.

I sigh yet again and order for the both of us. His stupid fucking McNuggets - and thankfully they’ve got salads, albeit huge and probably still somehow greasy. But it’s good enough.

As soon as the cashier hands me the back, I’m gone. He stole control, yet again. Woop de fuckin’ DOOOOO.

We’re home. Wait, when did we get home? I don’t even remember unlocking my apartment.

God, I hate this stupid fuckin’ asshole in my head.

I finally regain control, feeling just a bit dizzy and awfully hungry.

“Loooove you, Jackaboooy!” I hear the voice resonating through my head as I open the bag.

“No, fuck off.” I grumble, immediatley going for the chicken nuggets.

No matter how healthy I try to be, or how much I try to stay fit, chicken nuggets are fucking amazing.


author’s note: anon request for an erik durm jealous imagine – here you go! as always, feel free to let me know what you think. i love hearing from you guys :-)

warning: smut

“He was all over you!” 

Erik blurts it out as soon as they get home, slamming his hand against the wall in frustration. He’d spent the entire car ride home brooding in anger, furious that his girlfriend would let another man touch her. What was supposed to be a nice evening out with friends – a few of his Dortmund teammates wanted to meet them at a popular joint downtown – turned into a nightmare when Erik left her alone.

As soon as Erik left her standing by the bar – because Marc wanted to talk to him about something – another man swooped in and immediately began to flirt with her. She kept waiting for Erik to come back, but the minutes ticked away and there was still no sign of him, so the man (who was probably drunk) decided to get a little handsy. His hands had drifted onto her ass before she could push him away, which was when Erik returned.

She had to admit, from Erik’s perspective, it probably looked bad. Another man’s hands were on her ass when he walked up. But it’s all a big misunderstanding – she honestly didn’t let that guy touch her, he just helped himself before she could stop him.

“He was all over you, and you god damn let him.”

Her jaw drops at his harsh words. She’d never seen this side of Erik before – somehow he’s upset and jealous and furious all at the same time. He’s glaring at her with dark eyes and she doesn’t even know how to respond, but now she’s getting mad, too.

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