not even attempting to tag everybody

Asexual!Jughead headcanons

-When Jughead came out as asexual to you, you told him you loved him just the same and that you didn’t need sex to be happy with him

-Honestly, sex didn’t really matter that much to you anyways

-You did agree that someday you guys would have sex, maybe after your married, because the both of you did want kids

-Jughead is actually a super affectionate person though, he’s super cuddly and loves to just hold u and kiss your cheek and stuff

-he isn’t huge on pda but you are, so you’re always kissing his cheek or looping his arm trough yours while you walk in the hallways. He deals with it though

-One night he climbed in to your window and he was sad and crying and he just spilled everything to you about his family and where he lived and how broken he felt because he didn’t like sex as much as other people did and it literally took every thing in your power not to burst in to tears because seeing Jughead so vulnerable and fragile broke your heart

-Jughead is literally your guardian, like you’re super short and he’s super tall and he like, just wraps himself around you and protects you from everything

-you’re literally the most precious thing to him, like you can do nothing wrong in his eyes

- even when you’re wrapped around him like a koala at Pop’s and he’s trying to work on his book you can still do no wrong.

-you always need constant innocent love and affection and he’s always there to give it to you

-you guys are rock solid and you have the most secure relationship.Neither of you would ever cheat on each other and your parents love him so much. They even took him in after the drive-in closed and let him stay with you guys.

-you guys are a tag team, partners in crime, super sleuths attached to each other’s hips

-Jughead would literally kill anybody who looked at you the wrong way, and even though you’ve got the body strength of a gerbil, you’d still at least attempt to do the same

- You just know he’s the one. You know he’s the man you’ll marry and have kids with and spend the rest of your life with

- you already have plans to go to NYU with Jug after you graduate, where he can study English and writing and you can work on your acting and pursue your Broadway dreams

-everybody loves and supports you guys so much, all your friends and everything

- you guys can disagree without fighting and getting at each other’s throats

anonymous asked:

who was the female warrior nymeria? is it from some sort of tale/story only or is it some histolical got thing? i read arya named her wolf after her... can you explain this a little for us who've never read the books, please? thanks!

Hi Anon :)

Nymeria is much more than a tale/story, she was a princess of the Rhoynar, (yes, a historical got/asoiaf thing), and an amazing woman. Bran refers to her as an “old witch queen from the songs” which isn’t quite right. She wasn’t so much a warrior either, but a commander.

If I do a keyword search of “Nymeria” in asearchoficeandfire (ruling out all mentions of the direwolf and Nymeria Sand), the other entries all appear in Arianne Martell’s chapters because Nymeria and her people settled in Dorne. Their culture has greatly influenced Dorne, with Dorne adopting Rhoynish customs (including equal primogeniture-the eldest child inherits whether they are a boy or a girl).

The more detailed information on Nymeria comes from the World of Ice and Fire. That sets out the major details of Nymeria’s story. It begins with the war between the Rhoynar and the Valyrians. The Rhoynar had water wizards, and some cool water magic, but the Valyrians had their dragons and they were winning most of the battles.  The various princes of the Rhoyne met, with Prince Garin calling on them to unite to end the threat of the Valyrians, and there we get our first memorable quote from Princess Nymeria of Ny Sar.

“This is a war we cannot hope to win.”

She was the only one to speak up but nobody would listen. She was right, and the Rhoynar lost and lost badly because the Valyrians brought hundreds of dragons to fight against them, and they enslaved many of the Rhoynar. Nymeria knew that her people would be next, so to save them from slavery she gathered every ship on the Rhoyne. Legend tells that there was ten thousand ships, and she filled them with as many women and children as they could carry (the men had died in battle). They set out to sea, under command of Nymeria, in search of a new home out of the reach of the Valyrians.

The voyage was terrible. They tried to settle in a number of places in Essos, struggling against enslavement in the Basilisk Isles, disease in Sothoryos and , Naath, people simply vanishing in Yeen, before Nymeria made for Westeros. They landed in Dorne.

Most Dornish Kings (there were lots of kings at this time) saw them as invaders, but Lord Mors Martell chose to unite with them, marrying Nymeria, and hundreds of his men also wed Rhoynish women  From thereon the two people, Dornish and Rhoynar, were united by blood. There’s a quote linked to this:

To celebrate these unions, and make certain her people could not again retreat to the sea, Nymeria burned the Rhoynish ships. “Our wanderings are at an end,” she declared. “We have found a new home, and here we shall live and die.”

The flames lit the coast for fifty leagues as hundreds of leaking, listing hulks were put to the torch and turned to ash; in the light of their burning, Princess Nymeria named Mors Martell the Prince of Dorne, in the Rhoynish style, asserting his dominion over “the red sands and the white, and all the lands and rivers from the mountains to the great salt sea.”

Amongst the Rhoynish both men and women trained as warriors, so even though the vast majority of Nymeria’s people were women, a quarter were warriors and thousands of young boys who sailed from the Rhoyne with Nymeria were now men who had learned to fight as well. Nymeria’s people and her Dornish allies fought against the kings opposing them for years, and Nymeria and her husband sent six of them to the Wall after defeating them.

When her husband died in battle Nymeria took sole command of his armies, and in the end the last king resisting them bent the knee to Nymeria herself, and it was Nymeria who ruled Dorne, unquestioned, for almost twenty-seven years, even though she married two more times. She survived a dozen attempts on her life, put down two rebellions, and threw back invasions from the Stormlands and the Reach.

Tldr; Princess Nymeria was an incredible leader and war commander, and if one of the spinoffs is about her I’d happily watch every minute and gif and fic and by the way celia wrote fics about Nymeria and they are the best and everybody should read them

Funhaus Shipping Housekeeping

Hi friends!

The Roosterteeth fandom is bleeding over into the Inside Gaming/Funhaus crew, and now is a good idea to talk a little bit about general fandom politeness.

There is PLENTY of “real people shipping” on tumblr–meaning fanfiction, fanart, and general writing about imaginary relationships between real people. 

This is the jam! Almost everyone at RT has been asked about fanfiction and shipping, and responded that they’re OK with this. This formality has NOT been covered with the Funhaus crew, however. So even though they joke about it, it’s a good idea to remember that they’re real people and might not want it in their faces.

That’s why we have the ‘shiphaus’ tag. Tag your shippy stuff about Funhaus with “shiphaus” and you’ll be connected to the other people who are reading, writing, and arting about imaginary Funhaus relationships. 

Another cool thing about the Roosterteeth fandom is that a lot of fans who like to engage in the shippy side of RT try to keep tumblr a safe space for people who don’t like real people fiction. That’s why it’s generally considered impolite to tag shippy stuff with people’s real names.

Ship names are fun–and even though they’re not set in stone for Funhaus, try to adhere to ship names instead of tagging individual dudes’ full names if you’re going to write or draw something shippy. Again: the goal is to put you in touch with other fans who are interested in seeing this stuff. 

Tagging things appropriately and being respectful of the fact that the Funhaus dudes are real people will minimize fandom drama and keep the actual human beings who provide us with entertainment feeling un-self-conscious enough to continue being their weird, touchy, handsy, gay-chicken selves, you know? 

I realize this may seem a little ridiculous considering HOW EXPLICIT their content gets. Even so, everybody has their limits, and a little bit of respect goes a long way. 

♫ Driver, roll up the partition, please

Zayn and Liam are about to get nas-ty… 

This looks like absolute crap (and I clearly shouldn’t even have attempted to pretend I know how to draw the inside of a car), but I just wanted to do a quick doodle to thank everybody for all the nice things you’ve been saying about the other Ziam drawing (in other words, yes, i have been stalking your tags). “Massive thank you”!! :D