not enough sleep for this

Didn’t want to add my salt to that last reblog because it’s such a pure, wholesome post, I didn’t want to soil it with the disc0urse.

But now I really really really want Mila to be an Otayuri shipper.

If Yurio does have a crush on Otabek, I want Milla to catch wind of it and be 100% supportive of the crush, and of them. I want her to cheer Yurio on and tease him by trying to drop hints to Otabek and all that good stuff.

That would be the ultimate middle finger to ant/s. Particularly the ones who use her for their icons. It would be such sweet, poetic justice, the icing on the cake :’)

(I have not written in years I swear I RETURN WITH SOME KLANCE AND MAYBE OTHER STUFF TONIGHT OR TOMORROW YESSS but I sleep heaps…I also write about sleep heaps and Kae gave me the sea to write about naps sooo…yessss let’s do this! Also Kae doesn’t think that she’s adorable please tell her the opposite the smol bean is super cute! And so are klance so here ya’ll go have a nice whatever time zone ya in! 😊)

“Hmph” groans Lance, wrapped up in the most cuddliest fluffy blanket in the whole ship and walking into Keith’s room. He was going to have a nap and wanted someone to cuddle with, so to his boyfriend he went to search for some needed affection and warmth.

“Hey, you look tired you should go to sleep!” Said the blue paladin who was trying to convince Keith to cuddle with him. “Lance I have stuff to do sorry..I am tired though so soon, you can nap in here if you want I guess.” A pink blush dusted across the boy’s cheeks who really WANTED to snuggle up and sleep but…well he had agreed to help Coran with fixing some of the small kitchen appliances . Pidge was sick and Hunk was helping as well and had given Keith a run down of what to do, so he sat on the floor trying to fix it and hopefully not break whatever it was he was working on. His relationship with Lance was a new thing as well and Keith was well…new to the couple thing all together so baby steps were needed. Cuddling seemed tempting though…

“Ah but you see…umm…working while tired is a bad idea! You could fall asleep and stab your eye with a screwdriver!”
“What th-”
“And then you would be in pain…and gosh no one would want to hear someone so adorable as you in pain no way! And you could lose an eye and we don’t want that either!”
“Or you could even die! Damn it Keith what a shame guess you have to nap dang it!”
Keith was now giggling and Lance was fighting to keep his own eyes open, a fake worried look on his face to push the joke further. He had to convince Keith…the poor boy was cold!

“Hmmm…well I mean where are we going to nap then?” Keith gave in the temptation too much. Yes he wanted cuddles from his bf. definitely. He was tired and could finish this later he was super up for napping in Lance’s arms.
“Well conveniently your room has a comfy magical place you can go to called a ‘bed’ where we can” Cue a soft dramatic gasp “nap and cuddle together while I could sing a little bit!” The smile from those words lightened up Lance’s face and Keith felt a small smile fall over his own face as he remembered how much he loved this boy. “Of course this is all happening if you are comfortable with it and if not then that is fine we can go at a slower pace and wait all in all it’s good” Lance suddenly became extremely serious as he wanted to make sure Keith was alright with this. Their relationship had to be equal and supportive after all and he cared so much and never would want Keith to feel forced to do something or not comfortable with something. “Thankyou, I am Lance. It’s fine.” Keith replied his face now back to being covered in a blush and him looking directly in Lance’s eyes.

“Alrighty then! To nap land we go!” Yelled Lance who was already going under Keith’s covers and snuggling into the fluffier blanket he had brought in. Keith smiled fondly and hopped in, snuggling nicely into Lance’s arms. Lance did not sing but instead fell asleep straight away while Keith just breathed in and out his scent, enjoying the quietness an the feeling of Lance’s breathing lulling him to sleep himself. He joined Lance in sleep and both, warm as ever napped in each other’s arms.

Later on when they woke up let’s just say that they both felt kinda refreshed yet gross at the same time because what year was it again!? What is time?? naps are weird…

  • Pidge: Ok Keith give us the goss, who was your first crush?
  • Keith: Er...Probably this boy back in flight school. We weren't in the same class so I only saw him once or twice. His name was Taylor or something I don't really remember
  • Hunk: ...
  • Hunk: Hey Lance, did you and Keith go to the same flight school?
  • Lance: idk maybe, why?

you know i don’t think i’ve ever actually seen batman with a water bottle, even though you know that Mister I-Am-Prepared-For-All-Things-And-Eleven-Steps-Ahead-Because-I-Knew-You-Would-Only-Expect-Ten would never let himself or any of the robins get all dehydrated and headachey and muscle crampy. i’ve seen bruce wayne with a water bottle, but never batman, in full costume, standing on a rooftop with a matte black stainless steel double-walled bottle of water with a l'il yellow bat sticker on it. you know he tried a bat-shaped canteen and then gave up on it because it was too hard to clean. too many nooks and crannies. ‘but wouldn’t he make alfred clean it’ if you think bruce is capable of making alfred do any manual labor that he doesn’t want to you are sorely mistaken. took one look at that dumbass canteen and he just left the room. oh no, master bruce, i would never deny you the complete ownership experience of whatever the fuck this is that you thought would be a good idea this time. you go ahead and wash that yourself. two days later he’s got a sensible water bottle well-insulated enough that he doesn’t have to worry about condensation fucking up his grip. in an emergency it can be used as a bludgeon. robin has a water bottle but no one knows what it looks like because he never fucking brings it even though they have this conversation every goddamn night and it doesn’t matter if you get free slurpees from every gas station cashier you’ve ever saved from a robbery, that is not hydrating, drink some goddamn water and if you complain about having a headache later you’ll have only yourself to blame you horrible little sugar gremlin. 'okay but which robin’ all of them, they are all like this, barbara and steph never have a problem with bringing some goddamn water like a sensible person, why are boys like this.



Because I love this child and he needs more love, especially his relationship with Yuuri ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

While Phichit is an incredibly friendly lovable cinnamon roll, he won’t stand for anything threatening his best friend Yuuri, even if the threat happens to be someone Yuuri loves. Yuuri clearly adores the Victor he knows now (just as much as he idolized the distant figure in the past), but Phichit won’t forget how much Victor hurt Yuuri in the past, unintentional or not.

I headcanon that on top of being a skilled figure skater, Phichit is an academic genius who skipped grades and entered college in Detroit super early where he met Yuuri, which explains their long acquaintance despite the age difference. He is very, VERY protective of Yuuri. I’ll put up a more detailed headcanon post later (and if there’s interest, possibly prequel comic of pre-YOI anime Detroit college days).

Also, extra:


  • Ravenclaw 1: What time is it?
  • Ravenclaw 2: 6.
  • Ravenclaw 1: AM or PM?
  • Ravenclaw 2: I don't even know, did we just have dinner or breakfast?
  • Ravenclaw 1: *shrugs*

         It appears we have a traitor in our midst